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Here are the links for parts 2-whatever

More of the intro level with the woman bearing a Thunderous ******.
The adventures of me and the amazing flaming ******.
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost...ere are two headed baby things in this level.
A guy with a fancy revolver and giant monkeys, yaaaay.
I've got something in my pocket for you.
Burping hospital zombies. Oh ****.

So anyhoo, I picked up Silent Hill 4 yesterday, because for God knows why I still have not bought. I've decided I shall chronicle my adventures in this blog, and come up with some kind of a 'score' at the end. Expect spoilers, if you seriously give a f*ck about the story after this long, I dunno wtf ur doin'.

Also, btw, post something along the lines of 'Cool story bro', I ****ing dare you. I am too cool to allow people to spam my ****. >_>


BEHOLD, A WALL OF TEXT.

So the game starts out with me in what I can only assume is a hell version of my apartment. And of course, like any normal person, good ol' Henry here points out his furniture and **** is not in the right place. Yeah, don't might the odd red glow coming off everything like there's come kind of crazy radiation going on, let's focus on the FURNITURE. Of course after a small amount of time, a man crawls out of the wall, **** goes crazy, and the intro credits begin. Japanese story telling, yeeeeeeaaah.

So, now I wake for reals and find that my door has been chained up like 30 different ways and my tv does not work. Obviously I am in hell. Of course I hear a loud crashing noise and find a giant hole in my bathroom. When I climb in it my eyes are assaulted with film grain effects and a big white light, so obviously it's safe to go through. After traveling through the Twilight Zone I find myself on the world's steepest escalator going down and meet some scantily dressed woman named Cynthia, but I just call her Thunderc*nt because she looks like a 'working woman'. She has decided this is all just a dream and she's going to wake up soon. Course then she feels like she's going to puke and runs to the ladies bathroom, because that happens all the time in dreams. Rest of the long story short, dogs jump out of the men's bathroom, I totally kill the dogs that sound like ****ing cheetas when they die, I go into the woman's restroom expecting to **** a b*tch, Thunderc*nt isn't there, I jump through a hole in the wall, and now I'm back in my apartment. I then awake to hear my phone ringing and her telling me to save her. That's cool and all but my ****ing phone is disconnected and I never gave that ***** my number. I call hax.


I'll write more when I'm bored lol.


So far the game is fairly enjoyable, the 'weird ****' factor is fairly high up, but has not quite surpassed SH3. I hear the story is perhaps the best of the series with terrible gameplay decisions, I await to see if that's bull**** or not. Oh well, cant get worse than Homecoming....right?

(I'm at the point right after the 'water prison world', for anyone wondering)

 

[urdailywater]

"Cool Story, Bro"?
People should stop forcing memes (on threads that don't deserve it) so they could stay original for even longer. D:

I really want to play a Silent Hill game myself - I'm just gonna wait for the newest Wii version revealed at E3 to come out though. I got pumped up to hear about that.

I saw an LP of Silent Hill 4 once, looks like a freakin weird game -- kind of like that homecoming game (which one was it? It was that one that had mirrors and stuff with a alternate realm, like that hole thing)

have fun with it. and does the story even really matter? idk, i never found the silent hill stories too important when watching the games.. i will just play them for a quick scare..

 

[:mad:]

This review WOULD put finalark to shame. I feel as if I've played the game when you explain it.

Sounds like a silly game.

 

[Falconv1.0]

"Cool Story, Bro"?
People should stop forcing memes (on threads that don't deserve it) so they could stay original for even longer. D:

I really want to play a Silent Hill game myself - I'm just gonna wait for the newest Wii version revealed at E3 to come out though. I got pumped up to hear about that.

I saw an LP of Silent Hill 4 once, looks like a freakin weird game -- kind of like that homecoming game (which one was it? It was that one that had mirrors and stuff with a alternate realm, like that hole thing)

have fun with it. and does the story even really matter? idk, i never found the silent hill stories too important when watching the games.. i will just play them for a quick scare..

Silent Hill's stories are arguably the best in the biz dude. And basically all the games have some 'alternate world'. I have not exactly seen it in this one, at least I don't think so. Generally the world gets like serious blood and rust crap everywhere, or some other extreme.

I HIGHLY recommend the 2nd one.

@Straked-Horror is silly. =D

 

[Kiyuzoh]

Homecoming is definitely the worst Silent Hill game so far, but I enjoyed watching my friend play through Silent Hill 3 and 4. They're both pretty f***ed up and will give you a jump every once in a while.

Silent Hill is and always will be a better horror game than Resident Evil, mostly because Resident Evil just isn't scary. Not even a little bit. You have no feeling of helplessness because you have a grenade launcher, whereas in Silent Hill you have a plank of wood, a pipe, a pistol, and a radio for like half of the game.

Also, the rewards for beating Silent Hill are awesome. I recall a lightsaber in Silent Hill 3, but I'm not too keen on the other ones, though.

The only thing that ever truly bothered me while playing Silent Hill 4 is that little hole in the wall of your apartment that has that pink stuffed bunny, just sitting there. *shivers*

 

[Arbutus]

This review WOULD put finalark to shame. I feel as if I've played the game when you explain it.

Sounds like a silly game.

this.

I just read his reviews to be like >:[

 

[momochuu]

Also, btw, post something along the lines of 'Cool story bro', I ****ing dare you. I am too cool to allow people to spam my ****. >_>

Irony. xD

Uhh...sounds like a cool game...:D

 

[demonictoonlink]

Interesting anecdote, son of my dad.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Interesting anecdote, son of my dad.

Stop talking to me. Period.

 

[:mad:]

I'd really like to see a stomping tier list.

You promised.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Yes it's update time

K so I troll around my room for a bit getting obligatory **** like a mysterious note popping under my door, as well as finding a gun/small hole to stare at my neighbor through from behind my desk. BTW, I don't get why my neighbor acts like a normal nice girl but dresses like a *****. Is she begging for me to **** her or what, I dun get it. Oh well, either way they aren't giving me any kind of a view at her 'goods', so I carry on back to the giant hole in my bathroom.

And now we're back in the ladies bathroom and a statue that looks like Thunder**** is in one of the stalls covered in blood with a bus token in her hand....right.. Alrighty, so out through thar, get some ammo, kill some stupid dogs, and to the station we go. Oh, there's Thunder****, and some invincible ****ing ghosts coming out the walls. But no, let's focus on this ***** first. >_< So I open up the car, she's standing there like NOTHING IS WRONG WHATSOEVER, and then ghosts start flooding the bus, at which point I run like a *****. Every couple of rooms she kinda just teleports to where I am with the power of her thunderous vag or something, **** Idunno. Eventually I get to some room with a hole in the wall and a ladder, the games way of saying "K YOU CAN STOP RUNNING NOW LOL". Henry is upset that Cynthia never caught up with him, I couldn't be happier. Into the magical hole I goooooooo.

K, back in my apartment, not much to see, my ****ing stupid ***** neighbor is cleaning her room with THE LOUDEST BROOM IN THE WOOOORLD, so screw it, back to the magical hole in the wall. At least I can shut the stupid demon dogs up with a good smack to the face with a pipe. So, as I troll around smacking around said demon *****es, Cynthia let's me know someone is coming to get her so I should come save her and before I can say "YEAH IT'S ME AGAIN *****", I find her on the floor stricken with a bad case of "I got stabbed repeatedly by a psychopath". My sister got that once, I think I gave it to her.

Of course Henry asks the question on everyone's mind "Are you alright", which at that point I had a seizure for about 2 seconds and everything tasted purple. Thundervag then says she's sorry she wasn't able to give me a blowjob, and dies. (yes, earlier on this ***** said she'd give me a 'special favor'-classy)

Hurray. And that concludes the awesome first level of Silent Hill 4, now excuse me, I gotta go kill some more giant monkey things.



Also, side note, in every SH you can stomp on enemies when they get downed, and I promised Straked a tier list

Top tier
SH4

High tier
SH5 which had finishers
SH3

Low Tier
SH1
SH2

Bottom
I never played Origins, and I don't plan on it. =D



(This will be edited into the op as a link when I'm done)

 

[:mad:]

Oh wow. Surprising list. SH2 needs to step it up next tier list.

I can see it being mid-tier next list if it keeps up with the tournament results and ****.

SH Stomping BRoom anyone?

 

[urdailywater]

I actually already played SH2, I can't see why it's at bottom though.

Granted, I've only SEEN gameplay of the other ones, Silent Hill 2 was still fun. I must be missing out D;

 

[demonictoonlink]

Ya know, if I really get through to you that much, there is a way to block me >__>

But if you do, I win ^^

 

[finalark]

This review WOULD put finalark to shame. I feel as if I've played the game when you explain it.

Sounds like a silly game.

Falcon wins, I admit it.

I've never played a Silent Hill, but now I'm sure as hell interested. The whole game sounds like it has fun screwing with your head. Seriously, this game sounds like it will have me scratching my head thinking "WTF, mate?"

 

[Falconv1.0]

Falcon wins, I admit it.

I'm sure one day you will be at least as half as cool as me. =P


I might update again around 1 am Cali time *it's 11:13 pm right now*, otherwise I'll be updating around noon ish tomorrow. So much stuff to write about, crazy flammable *******, giant two headed baby things, giant monkey people, oh yeah, good ****.

I am loving the hell out of this game.


FEP Falcon (11:15:33 PM): This game has giant two headed baby things and flammable ****** ghosts
FEP Falcon (11:15:37 PM): this game is boss
StrakeDDD (11:16:03 PM): The last two things you said.
StrakeDDD (11:16:05 PM): Just fantastic.

 

[Jim Morrison]

This game seems pretty ****ing awesome.
I'm going to Google this and see what I can do.

 

[Likeness101]

You make this game seems amazing. (Never played it)

 

[Falconv1.0]

The adventure continuuuuueeeeees.


So I poof back into my apartment, and my radio for whatever reason is on. Thundervag is in fact, dead for reals, and that subway was just outside of my apartment. Which makes me wonder what kind of dumb hooker doesn't know subways contain crazy mother****ers at night. Oh well, her loss is my gain.

Anyhoo, there were numbers carved into her chest, I assumed he did it for lawlz, but apparently the police suspect a serial killer. Another note under my door, Eileen still looks like a *****, etc etc, back to my giant hole in the wallm BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I WENT IN THERE WENT SOOO WELL.

Oh hey look, now we're in the middle of a ****ing forest! Great! Not as if that's prime territory for wolves and bears and ****! Well, I get up to a big building because I decided my game play time was up and I wanted to save, so back through a magic hole to my apartment. Of course I check my peephole to find Skimpy Mcb*tcht*ts and some other fool talking about me, but they cant frickin hear me because apparently these chains are made of MAGIC. Oh, also there's a set of old bloody hand prints on the wall with a newer one. Yaaaaay.

After my break full of trolling and nacho cheese bugles, I go back through the magical hole of awesome, and oh ho look, there's a ghost right outside! Let's not and pretend we did! *slams door

And now we are in a suspicious large concrete building with no real obvious purpose other than to house large insect things that incite my primal need to stomp on a *****. IGN guides call them hummers, the wiki calls them Mothbats, I call them ****ing annoying. Moving on.

Back outside, big giant rocks with symbols on them and trees/smaller rocks covered in red writing. Awesome. Also, some dude named Jasper Gein is sitting out here doing God knows what. I almost felt bad for him because he has a stutter and may be ********, but then I remembered I'm not a b*tch so I just lol'd and went on my way.

All these dogs hungry for bullets are making me hungry for more bugles, argh.

And now we are in the Wish House orphanage area, and there are many optional door ways, sooooo *cues yakity sax. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Oh hey look, it's a grave yard, Jasper is going on like a ****ing crazy dude, and there's some small child who looks like he's gonna piss his pants. Great. So those two run off, I **** around in the graveyard, I think I did something important, and left. Jasper is now in front of the house saying it's locked and reeeaaaallly needs some kind of chocolate beverage, and sounds like he's going to have an orgasm if he doesn't, so back into mah hole to go get that **** from the fridge before something really unpleasant occurs. Nice ol Stutter Mc****face is kind enough to give me a bloody spade, and I of course armed with power of IGN guides, figure out that the key I need is buried under a tree with roots that look like they are trying to grab me. Cool. The key says he who carries it will wander for eternity. After going through the same are like 3 times my senses kicked in and I proclaimed "OH I GET IT THEY WANT ME TO GO BACK IN MAH HOLE AND STORE IT, THEN GO BACK TO FOREST LAND AND TO THE HOUSE THEN GO THROUGH DA HOLE THERE AND USE GRAB THE KEY HERP DERP".

Smart stuff SH4 dev team. So I walk in, something smells kinda like burning ****** so I walk through a door with a lot of smoking coming out because I'm smart. Oh yes, it is Jasper Gein on fire, who actually seems really ****ing happy that he's on fire. I cant really tell if he lit himself on fire or carved in the numbers on his chest himself, but **** I would not be surprised. So after hearing yell about how ****ing awesome things are for him, I magically poof back to my apartment. Hey, there's a burn victim on the news who died a painful death, WONDER WHO DID THAT HURRR HURRRR.

So, I do like any good player would and check mah peephole. Hey look, it's the superintendent, who is apparently James Sunderland's dad, and Skimpy Mcb*tchtits. Among some talk about weird noises coming from my apartment, he mentions the ****ing umbilical cord he's kept has starting smelling bad. Eileen acts kinda confused, he acts like he said nothing, I am busy shouting "lol wat" to really gather anything else, and off to a save point for me.




I'll put a link for this in the op right now.

 

[finalark]

Question: What was the dev. team on when they came up with this ****? Seriously, dead hookers, burning *******, what's next? Now I really want to play this game...

 

[Falconv1.0]

Ok, the hole is rather large and making some freaky *** noises, but hell, let's jump on through anyways. This is Silent Hill, large questionable holes are always a good idea.

Ah yay, I'm in what looks like a ****ing mental asylum. And there's some ******* yelling for my help, fine Mr.Plot, I'll go walk over there. It's Andrew DeSalvo, some fat guy stuck in one of the cells crying about "Walter" coming to kill him. W/e. Let's go find a switch to free him so he can go get killed. =D

Wandering around I find a big *** water wheel which is used to power up the place. Back up stairs we goooooooo. Trolling around is a lil un fun, the place is covered in giant leeches and when I look inside cells I can hear/see the shadow of someone passing by, and this is Silent Hill, which means they can only be an evil evil *******, so eventually I'll prolly end up killing them. Oooohh well. Well, I troll on up to to the top and turn on the water, then go back down a level. Third floor up, I think I'm close to finding something useful, but I'm a lil distracted, MAINLY BY THE GIANT TWO HEADED ****ING BABY THING. AND THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THEM. ARGH.

*crushes power scouter

Going back through the hole, I find another note with some interesting information which I totally forgot the contents of since I basically know the plot on the account of being a Silent Hill fan for more than 2 months. Oh, and my tv is on with white noise and wont turn off. I'm really not liking my apartment right now. First it wont turn on, now it doesn't have anything good and wont ****ing turn off, wow hell really does suck, and Satan is a great troll. Back to the hole I go, maybe I can go chill with some more giant leeches or the creepy giant 'shrooms' that infest the place.

Well, after jumping around through giant holes in the floor at the third floor, I find a tazer, which if ****ing cool, and a shower room with two more of those evil evil little baby things. Not cool. =/ Outside the shower room and up a ladder I go, and I find a surveillance room with some really ****ed up memos. They keep kids locked up and instead of like, lol feeding them and ****, they let them rot away and die, and actually have a system for dumping bodies through those holes. And Andrew DeSalvo was the one running that. Wow isn't he cool, let's totally let him out of his ****ing cage. After opening it, I go down to see him talking with the same kid that the amazing Flaming ****** was talking to last level. Lil dude runs off because fatso over here is basically babbling nonsense in my face, then leaves. What an ***, let's follow him and let him know how big an *** he is-and there's his body lying in a disturbingly dirty 'sewer' looking area, gee wizz I wonder what they threw in there.

I did not enjoy my time at the Water Prison at all. =P


If you did not like this story, I don't blame you, I wandered aimlessly a bit and that kinda ****ed up my recollection of the story, but don't worry, the story of me and the evil monkey people will be all smiles.

 

[:mad:]

It was interesting until you crushed that scouter.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Lil note, I'm gonna edit some stuff up so areas are a lil less confusing. But please do note, I'm writing what I'm supposed to know, and the beginning for stuff like this is always confusing.

Thanks for reading doods. =P

 

[Asdioh]

pretty entertaining stuff. pretty fun to read, despite the censoring XD

It would make me consider buying these games if it weren't for the fact that I'd probably be too afraid to play them. /coward

Though lately I've watched parts of horror movies and laughed at them rather than being scared, so maybe I'm just traumatized by watching scarier movies back when I was younger.

Dante's Peak still freaks me out >_>

 

[Mota]

I hate the part where you have to find the telephone number while you're in your room, took me ages to finally find it!!

 

[Falconv1.0]

I hate the part where you have to find the telephone number while you're in your room, took me ages to finally find it!!

That took me about 2 seconds to figure out. Gotta remember names and stuff lol.


^______________________________^

 

[finalark]

The more and more I read your thread, the less and less the game makes any sense. Are all Silent Hills as weird as this, Falcon?

 

[Falconv1.0]

Well, seeing how far behind I am due to my recent time to play the game, I'm gonna attempt to get stuff in faster. Maybe do two 'levels' at a time after this.

Alright, to summarize things so far, I've been locked in my apartment with nothing but a big *** hole in my wall which leads to other strange areas, a peephole on my door, and a small hole that I can see my skimpy neighbor through to remind me I'm not completely trapped forever and ever. I guess you could count the windows but staring at all the free people is depressing. Every once in a while a note with stuff about someone who was trapped here before me and stuff about a psycho killer named Walter Sullivan is slipped under my door, which of course means LOL DAT MUST BE DA GUY. One problem, dude stabbed himself to death in prison with a spoon. Yeeeeaaaah.

Back to the present.

So I wake up in mah comfy comfy bed and walk out to my main room and get another note, then scoot on over to my bathroom. The hole is even bigger now, it's making a **** ton of noise, and oh herp derp there is blood everywhere in my tub. God **** you Satan. Oh well, into the hole we go, how much worse could it possibly get.

That's what I asked myself as the first 5 seconds of the game I got a nice surprise in the form of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJFi2ki3At4

Yeah I am so ****ed. Enter the realm of the Gum Heads, evil ****ing giant monkey people. Chimps are like super humans, these are like super chimps. Thank god I have a stun gun, which totally puts these ****ers down long enough for me to stomp on them. After killing a few of these silly dudes I meet Richard Baintree, a neighbor of mine who is far too angry/independent to possibly survive in a Silent Hill game. He proceeds through a door and then two gum heads drop down when I go to follow. Real ****ing funny guys.

In the room I find a ghost pinned down with a super duper awesome sword that pins them down til removed, which I'm sure will be useful later, so I grab it and run before he has a chance to act on his new found rage. Next room has a bat and a 5 iron in it. Yeah, **** you steel pipe, I'm moving on with better women. And there's a convenient magic hole there so I can go dump some useless crap, yay. Back in the apartment, I hear someone knocking on my door, and when I look out the peep hole, I see a big creepy message over the bloody handprints on the wall which reads "BETTER CHECK ON YOUR NEIGHBOR SOON". I of course use this an excuse to try to get a good angle view of Eileen's crotch, no such luck. Oh but it gets far better. I go to my storage thingy to dump my useless crap, and I just set my view over to my window while I eat some nacho cheese bugles, and after some time a decapitated head floats past my window. I repeat, a ****ing head just floated past my window while I was totally not prepared for any kind of a 'surprise'. Easter eggs ftw.

So I wander around a pet shop, get a key, and back to that room with the bat and club for me. What came next was a great ****ing treat. First I go down some stairs and get attacked from front and behind by gum heads, who aren't too happy with me for totally pwning their noob friends earlier on, then after all that ******** I go down an elevator and see Richard interrogating that kid *while holding a revolver in his hand, that's not kinda creepy at all bro*, and then I go out when I reach to bottom. What ensued next was basically a war between me and about 15-20 enemies, bunch of ****ing dogs and monkeys. Ow. Back to the elevator with my health in the red, and I go back up to the first floor, but I exit out the wrong door. Course I didn't realize I had gone through the wrong hallway WITH TWO GHOSTS LIVING IN IT, til I hit a dead end and found another sword and a big shovel. I escaped that hallway with like 4 polygons of health left. Not cool bro. Oh well, at least the apartment has magic healing powers so I don't need to use healing items.

Back to the hellish 'building world', now everywhere I go has some ****ing annoying ghosts, making traveling a *****, til I find a bar area with a locked door. The clue for the door's code is on the counter, lucky me, so I went back to my apartment and got the code to unlock it by looking out my window *it's the last four numbers of the bar's phone number*

Through the door and I see I'm gonna have a long journey up some stairs. Suddenly, I hear a man scream and some ghosts groan, and I quickly figure out I get to run for at least a ****ing minute up some stairs with some ghosts under the stairs causing small bits of damage, making the screen fuzzy, and annoying the hell out of me with noise. Ah, finally, an exit and there's Richard...in a shock chair...with the kid standing by, looking out the window And he has numbers carved in his head. Yeeeeah.

He strains to say "A...a...a...a...a...k...k...k..."kid"...!? Th...th...th...th...that's n...n...no kid... It's...th...the 11121...m...m...man", and then totally dies. The 11121 man is that Walter Sullivan dude, who carved numbers in his victims. Not cool. =/

Course before I can go interrogate that kid as to wtf is goin' on, I poof back to my apartment. I hear the police chatter go on, and then I hear some great news on the radio that Wally the Walrus has recently given birth to a baby named Buttercup. Yaaaaay. There's another note under my door detailing more stuffs about Walter Sullivan which I'll sum up later, and through my peephole I can see that the creepy message is gone, and there's another hand print on the wall. Oh, and Eileen is dressed up for some party, and looks somewhat less slutty, cool beans, I don't give a ****, back to the hole so we can push this plot forward.

The magic hole now is really big, with symbols all around it like the ones in the 'other world', and there's all kinds of unpleasant noises coming out of it. Pretty inviting, eh? Oh, the fun times in this level are like none other, and I mean that with all the sarcasm in the world. Interested yet? Well that sucks, you'll have to wait til I'm bored enough to write some more.

 

[Teran]

This is Japanese storytelling at its finest.
Epic randomness and confusion.

 

[Frown]

This is Japanese storytelling at its finest.
Epic randomness and confusion.

It's not Japanese if it doesn't contain humiliation.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Hey there jerks.

So far I've encountered two headed babies, zombie dog things, flaming *******, giant monkeys, and a floating head outside my window, what more could you possibly throw at me. Mmmmmmm not much, just a hell version of my apartment with a bunch of ****ing ghosts.

Yeah.


So, I wake up in a hallway, and see a guy with long hair in a blue coat outside Skimpy Mcb*thtits' door, and then he kinda strolls off. I go over to her door but it's locked, and so is mine, but my door looks like a 'normal' door, hers looks like it was manufactured in hell. Actually this entire place looks like it was manufactured in Hell. Ghosts are coming out from ****ing everywhere, zombie dogs are trollin' around, somewhere, Satan is giggling like a stoner. Actually you know what, this is probably a result of him getting high out of his mind. Wow maybe I should've stayed a Christian.

Back in the hallway, I carry on putting some 9mm slugs in some stupid dogs, and once again meet up with the weird dude. He goes on about how Eileen was younger than him once *how does that make any sense =/* and then offers me a doll. God knows how many people did not know that doll brings around terrible abominations in your apartment and negatively affects your ends. I did, so I told him to **** off and went on my merry way. Anyhoo, after strolling around, I learned some things.

First off, ghosts are the most annoying I've ever encountered in a game. Very rarely do I genuinely hate some kind of enemy type in a game, but I want all of these guys to die a horrible slow death. But that is mainly the problem, THEY ALREADY HAVE. ASDFGHJKL;

Also, I learned quite a bit of back story on the weird people living in my building. Apparently some kid was abandoned in my room a while back, left even with the umbilical cord, which the weird superintendent decided to keep in a box. Odd. Also, Richard was a very unhappy guy, and when some freak who was stalking a girl named Rachel bumped into him, he apparently threw him into his apartment, beat the **** out of him, ripped off his clothes, and kicked his *** out into the hallway. But who cares, he left behind that awesome revolver in his room, so he's cool with me. Unless he comes back to life as one of those evil ghosts, that would suck ***. He was an angry man, and ghosts are like the hulk, the angrier they are the crazier they are.

Oh, also, some *** hole shot a cat. **** like that generally comes back to bite me in the *** in these kinds of games so I took note of it. =/

One other note, GHOSTS ARE ****ING ANNOYING. But that's besides the point as I slipped some red paper under my door in the hell world and then jumped through one of those magic holes to get back to my room and read those notes. Well, apparently Walter Sullivan killed himself in prison after being convicted of murdering some twins, but a man with his description "long hair in a blue coat" was seen by my apartment. Yeeeeeaah.

Anyhoo, apparently the key to my neighbor's room was right under my bed, let's go intrude on her privacy to find she's been stabbed all to hell, and she's talking to that child in a 'nice' way so I guess he didn't do it...or maybe she's nuts I've been wrong about this stuff before. Of course I poof back to my apartment, again, unable to figure out wtf is going on. Again.

Oh and there's still blood in my dryer. Someone should clean that up. Actually, I think the blood in the dryer appeared in this level not the last one, so I'mmah go edit that, sorry if any nerds were butt hurt in process.

Does Simy Mcb*tchtits live or die? Is it really all that bad to be a serial killer? Does anyone give a ****? Find out next time...like probably later tonight. Yay.

 

[finalark]

... weird. The more and more you talk about this game, the more and more it sounds like some kind of acid trip from hell.

 

[Arbutus]

;-; Ugh, I still have nightmares about these games.

My dad made me watch him play when they first came out.

I was a sensitive...7-9 year old. :[

P.S. Doyoulikemynewavatar?Ilikemynewavatar.

 

[Firus]

Wow, what is this I don't even...

Playing this game would probably scare the hell out of me, but reading about it is quite entertaining...I look forward to the next installment.

Seriously, this is one of the most...you know, a high Satan creating that game would pretty much sum everything up.

 

[Heartz♥]

150,000 times what Falcon didn't say.

 

[Falconv1.0]

150,000 times what Falcon didn't say.

You wanna say it.

You know you do.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Blargh. I'm late.


So I decided to peek in Eileen's room for the lulz, and on her bed I see a big bunny doll with blood on its mouth staring at me. Eeep. Also, the cops in her room say she wont make it. Awesome pants.

To my bathroom and-oh hey look, the hole is sealed. Great. Let's go check my washing machine room for no reason to find a picture of what Henry describes as 'an evil demon' on the wall. Every time I witnessed a murder I found a lil placard, so I place those in the correct little slots because this is Silent Hill and puzzles never follow the general rules of normalcy, and tada, there's a now a bigass hole in the room, creepy symbols and all. In we go, because my room smells of sex and bugles.

So here I am in a hospital and there is good old Walter Sullivan taking what looks to be a woman's ****ing stomach out of her to do God knows what, so Henry promptly runs out of the room. Course, I'm an *******, so I go back in the room to find two large zombie women...things that are at least a foot taller than me. That was really ****ing scary til I realized they make ****ing burping noises when I hit them, thus making every time I hit them with a stun gun that much more enjoyable. Oh, also, fighting these things when they are going up stairs is the funniest ****ing thing ever. After that room, I wander around a bit til I find the second floor, which is a big hallway filled with haunted wheelchairs. Whoop de ****. However, all the rooms filled with corpes, umbilical cords, and let's not forget this.

Yeeaaaahhh. =/

Well, eventually I get to b*tchtits room and find that she is in fact, still alive, and I get to escort her around for the rest of the game, which is scary as **** to me. Also, she cant follow me through the magic holes, and apparently leaving her alone for too long isn't good. This is actually very bad news for me right now because I just realized I've been leaving her alone a lot and that causes Walter to get in her head and near the end how much damage she took/how possessed she is will affect if she lives or dies. **** me.

Oh, also, my apartment room does not heal me anymore and my fan is broken. Wow the amount of bad news is piling on. Oh, what's that boy? I get ****ing hauntings in my room now? Oh happy mother****ing day!

SH4 devs are trolls.

 

[Smith]

Get me out, Walters gonna kill me!

 

[RyuReiatsu]

Ah D=. Why does it seem that your posts are getting shorter and shorter...
It's so cool reading your 'walkthrough' because it's just hilarious to imagine it.
I can't play these things, too scary for me LOL. (I'm a wuss xD.)

Anyways, good read. I'm impatiently awaiting for the next blog entry.

 

[:mad:]

I want to play this game so badly now.

You have a way with games.