ALASKA Smash Thread

[DaemonFang]

Guys, I'm ****ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ****ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every **** test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all ****ing worse is that I live in a ****ing pineapple under the sea.

 

[DaemonFang]

So brad's girlfriend doesnt know about my brother. what does everyone think of him?

She also doesnt know about lance. give your thoughts on him as well

 

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So brad's girlfriend doesnt know about my brother. what does everyone think of him?

She also doesnt know about lance. give your thoughts on him as well

Marcus is pretty cool. He's actually friends with one of my other friends(Marika). And Lance, he's fine with me as long as he keeps his hands to himself. However, I haven't been around either one of them long enough to give a fair opinion of them so yeah.

 

[MasterShake]

MANGS.

Wish I could've played longer since you guys whomped on me.

Xan = sex.

 

[Z-row]

Yeah, I only got to play you once or twice. Fun stuff, you play alot different than anyone here.

 

[DaemonFang]

you mean the same as caleb? ur right

 

[MasterShake]

Lol the same?

This trip has proven to me my marth sucks though, time to do some rocky-esque training.

I assume Z-row is james? Good **** dude you like ***** me with your shiek, I definitely wasn't expecting that. And Caleb clocked in on me after a couple games.

 

[FoxyFox]

Hey guys, couldn't make it yesterday cause i was fishing/camping
good luck at APEX though

 

[DaemonFang]

you guys will eventually pick up on this, so ill just say it. i throw parties as an excuse to drink, and have many people around to "babysit" me. by babysit, i mean call the authorities incase i do something stupid

 

[FoxyFox]

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

best game ever?

 

[DaemonFang]

dude, EVERYONE at UAA plays that game, its amazing

 

[Tripcode Mel]

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php

Wrong. This is the best game ever. And this is why.

 

[Che_Lab]

Kira, i want to confess my love for you. we were meant for each other. why must we be so far apart?

 

[Z-row]

Don't worry, Caleb, he's only in California.

Go to him!

 

[Boxman X]

Daemon fang walked into our hotel room uninvited, he was very loud.

 

[DaemonFang]

I will kill all of you

 

[Tripcode Mel]

Daemon fang walked into our hotel room uninvited, he was very loud.

Can we change Fang's quote on the first page to this?

Don't worry, Caleb, he's only in California. Go to him!

****ing epic.

 

[gingerbreadchar]

this is incredibly hilarious.

 

[DaemonFang]

Also, Mliktea is rly pretty IRL

 

[DaemonFang]

melee pools are up. Pool 29

Eggz
Ben-Teezy
Baum
LunarNova
Che_Lab
Tope

T.T eggz + tope

(che_lab posting)

at least ill got a crack at eggz...

 

[omgwtfToph]

LOL eggz is going to double 4 stock your weak ***

 

[spacing_out]

lmao T oph

 

[Wavedash Master]

Wish the best of luck for DaemonFang and Che_Lab at Apex!

 

[Z-row]

Go not Caleb.

 

[Che_Lab]

copied from james facebook

James Wilson oh my god....

hours of watching apex and no sight of caleb. Saw mike standing on the stream, though....
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Caleb Dirks
hey. im sorry to hear that lol. i didnt go up with mike because i was too busy getting friendlies in. took games off of silent wolf, HBK (ranked 4th in tristate (new york, pennsylvania, new jersey)), met so many people, ESPECIALLY PC CHR...IS who I almost beat quite a few times. he said he was impressed, not just because i was from alaska either because he didn't know that. me and mike got announced on the loud speaker and got applauded by a good 100 people. good times. anyways, tomorrow is singles and if i make it out, ill probably be getting livestreamed somewhere starting around 4pm (12pm alaska time)

 

[Tripcode Mel]

>>Oh boy it's Saturday time to get things done
>>Spend 10 hours watching the Melee stream
>>Feels good man.

 

[Beautiful Death]

so I take it team alaska just STOMPED all over those pathetic out-of-staters?

heh.

well, I'll just hope it wasn't another GMMA_Jan v. Kenneth travesty. Lol.

OR Jan v. wolfman.

my god. *Rolls eyes.* Too good. Here's to team USA going to Japan.

****amn fool. Using Tager. And some second-rate Ragna. THATS HOW WE DO IT IN

THE US. SENDING TAGERS TO TAKE ON THE ****.

 

[DaemonFang]

Personal Victories/accomplishments

BEat Wobbles Icees once

Beat Jman's Shiek once

****ed up every Marth and Falcon (cept one) that came my way

Only 3 people 4 stocked me. Shiz and SW and Zech

got 4th in pools against people who were techier than caleb, includes Axe, Toasty and Stricnyn3.

got 4th in pools in brawl, which included shadow, one of the best MK players ever who complemented my MK.

Chilled with Chillen. who agrees that Chillen-Thunders combo sounds way awesome than its original name.

Played Street fighter with Chillen

won 5 bucks in MM in SSF4 due to scrubs

More updates tomorrow

 

[DaemonFang]

took games off of eggz and tope who were in my pool.

won like 5 money matches, two for 5 dollars. (only lost like 2)

took games off of SW, wrecked dashdancedan, took games off of a really good midwest fox

went even with afro chris

so, yeah. i didnt make it past pools. i was literally a stock away from getting there, and i SD'd it.

overall, got a lot of people impressed, impressed myself, left an impact, learned a lot of new stuff and ive been having a load of fun

- caleb if you couldn't tell

 

[Beautiful Death]

GOOD STUFF!

Now please Money Match Mango in a mud wrestling match and you're good.

oh

and put the videos on youtube. thanks man.

 

[DaemonFang]

I literally did NOT lose to a single falcon except one not even a Marth. ****in amazing.

 

[Tripcode Mel]

Shiz

 

[omgwtfToph]

Chilled with Chillen. who agrees that Chillen-Thunders combo sounds way awesome than its original name.

You may have chilled with chillin, but I did a Thunders combo on Thunders!

 

[Beautiful Death]

So Hungrybox wins melee, Armada gets second, no surprise there, really.

But, jesus. Giant upset in Brawl. Never heard of Brood.

DEHF, Brood, M2K, Lee Martin, and Ally places FIFTH? What on earth. Crazy stuff.

ADHD where arrrreeeee yooouuuuuu

 

[Xanskar]

KKai I love you <3

 

[omgwtfToph]

<3 Thanks :DDDD You too!

 

[DaemonFang]

So Hungrybox wins melee, Armada gets second, no surprise there, really.

But, jesus. Giant upset in Brawl. Never heard of Brood.

DEHF, Brood, M2K, Lee Martin, and Ally places FIFTH? What on earth. Crazy stuff.

ADHD where arrrreeeee yooouuuuuu

shut up arthur, you werent here and didnt know the story/drama

 

[spacing_out]

shut up arthur, you werent here and didnt know the story/drama

Eh, you could fill in the blank instead of leaving it hanging like that...

 

[DaemonFang]

I could, but only people who ask me on MSN deserves to hear the story

 

[DaemonFang]

lol so, some of the japanese players were so emotionally affected by brood's win over m2k that they were actually crying in pride.

also, mall of america is ****ing amzing, yo.