ALASKA Smash Thread

[Xanskar]

I would like to play smash today, my house is open but I don't have a cube or wii (power cord).

 

[gingerbreadchar]

And as to what charlie said, I'm not asking for people to solve my problems, I'm asking for people to HELP solve my problems. That's what friends are supposed to do if I remember correctly, and it's not exactly strange for someone to ask their friends for help.

Alrighty, it just sounded that way. I guess what I'm trying to say is that they usually can't help you 110%, it's mostly up to you.

And I will agree, even though it's none of my business, that this is getting a little crazy. I know how it feels living a long ways away from your friends. Hell, I had to plan weeks ahead so I can make a two hour drive to see my friends. I don't know how far ER is from Anchorage, but it seems pretty out there. To be honest, I'm surprised that you're able to make it down there almost every week. I don't completely understand what happened, but it seems like there was some miscomunication or something. It happens! Y'all shouldn't be so hard on him. Like I said, it's none of my business, but if I were you, I'd probably find a friend in Anchorage that'll let you crash at his place on the weekends, so when the guys here say "Uh, there's a smashfest" on Friday or something, you don't have to scramble for a place to stay. I hope this at least helps a little bit.

 

[Mattnumbers]

Now that I've said basically everything I wanted to say, I'll just go ahead and follow general opinions so I have stuff to do over break. I'll do whatever, no more arguing since it will just shift topics like it's already done multiple times. No way to fight against a group mentality anyways. I'll just do whatever until I see some other social mechanic working against someone, and this time I'll inform them and not the people against them. Or if you guys really won't accept me back so suddenly I guess I'll just go hang out in Wasilla/Palmer during my weekends.

TL;DR: Whatever, I'm stopping here. Decide whatever you want.

EDIT: Thanks for that Charlie

 

[DaemonFang]

Now that I've said basically everything I wanted to say, I'll just go ahead and follow general opinions so I have stuff to do over break. I'll do whatever, no more arguing since it will just shift topics like it's already done multiple times. No way to fight against a group mentality anyways. I'll just do whatever until I see some other social mechanic working against someone, and this time I'll inform them and not the people against them. Or if you guys really won't accept me back so suddenly I guess I'll just go hang out in Wasilla/Palmer during my weekends.

we've already stated our rules

you need to leave at the end of the smashfest
or
you and the your host need to come speak to me beforehand about ur place to sleep for the night.
no more arguing... ever...
accept what we tell you as truth (unless we're clearly trolling, in which case jason will point out that we're trolling)
keep learning yo place (bow b4 ur new gods *****!)

these are the conditions and the rules we set. adhere to them or dont come

 

[spacing_out]

I wouldn't be as surprised at how hard Matt+ is getting ragged on if he's been known to have this a constant and ongoing problem. But all this for his first mishap? Seriously? >.>

Edit: Again, anyone know when the new and self-appointed "God" is gonna gtfo to WA?

 

[Mattnumbers]

Accepting what you say as truth has nothing to do with smash and I'm not going to comply to it, I also don't think others back you on this. Everyone has a right to their own opinion. I'm not going to argue if someone doesn't want me to but I have a hard time NOT arguing which is part of my OCD. I will tell the host who I'm staying with but its his responsibility to tell you, not mine. I'm done with this argument because I've said all of my points whether you agree with them or not.

The reason I wasn't going to be allowed to come to fests is because I sometimes don't have a place to stay. All we need to do is fix the original problem, don't add irrelevant things to it please.

 

[gingerbreadchar]

Okay, Michael, I'm sorry, but who in the **** died and made you "God"? What do you have that makes you better than everyone else and gives you an excuse to be a **** all the time? If you're going to inforce any "rules", shouldn't you have like, a vote or something with the rest of the group? And don't give me that AK Smash Council **** (no offense,) it should be a decision made by everyone. This is a community, not a dictatorship. I know that I'm technically not part of said community and it's none of my business, but things are getting out of control here!

 

[DaemonFang]

whats that you dont have a penis? get back in the kitchen. come on brad, shes getting out, learn2shortenleash. jesus christ keep ur bitch under control

here ill teach you some techniques. this is called the pimp slap.
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek. repeat.

and if that doesnt work, and shes still *****y. rip off her clothes and just stick ur **** in her pooper, and just keep doing it, if she struggles, keep hitting her shes eventually succumb. make sure to do it very rough, and make sure it hurts.

see where it says washington on ur location? might wanna try posting in the thread next to this one. in any case, go suck some ***** and learn yo place

but to give u a real reason, is because, im voicing the opinions of the community right now. no one else seems to be doing anything about it, so i will. in that sense we arent really a community, we're just a group people who currently have common goals. you dont know how we operate, so stay out. this happens every once in awhile where people argue, then the person whose arrogant eventually surrenders, and everythings fine again. so the sooner matt accepts unconditional surrenders, the sooner all this will be over and he can come to smashfests again. or he can not ever come to anchorage and hang out with wasilla people, in which case is also a win situation for us. its called an acceptable tactical loss. he wasnt really that great of a player and can be easily replaced. if you continue to speak, read the part of my post before this paragraph.


as for matt+ have fun being continued to be banned from anchorage smashfests. from what i seems ur the one who wants to hang out with us, so like i said, adhere to the rules or find a new group to hang out with. the original problem is not just ur place to sleep. uve been bragging, argumantative, close minded, inconsiderate, and whiny. you say you're so mature, get a job, get a car, and get to anchorage urself. like i said, until i see an improvement, ban hammer remains.

 

[spacing_out]

whats that you dont have a penis? get back in the kitchen. come on brad, shes getting out, learn2shortenleash. jesus christ keep ur bitch under control

here ill teach you some techniques. this is called the pimp slap.
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek. repeat.

and if that doesnt work, and shes still *****y. rip off her clothes and just stick ur **** in her pooper, and just keep doing it, if she struggles, keep hitting her shes eventually succumb. make sure to do it very rough, and make sure it hurts.

see where it says washington on ur location? might wanna try posting in the thread next to this one. in any case, go suck some ***** and learn yo place


as for matt+ have fun being continued to be banned from anchorage smashfests

I think you're steadily losing your "superiority", assuming that you had any in the first place that doesn't run on 4 wheels.

Charlie asks valid questions that ask for valid answers and you come back with that ****. She may be a smart one for her age but it still doesn't take much to outsmart you. As for myself, I can be smart both online and IRL. I'm probably even stronger than you are IRL judging from that "punch" that hurt oh-so-terribly, lol. Usually when someone isn't very smart, they usually have physical strength to make up for it but I just don't know about you, bro...

tl;dr Charlie is better than you because you're not very smart so no one should listen to anything you say.

 

[DaemonFang]

nice late response there bro, check out the edited version. in anycase, brad, ur a terrible player, so i really dont care what you have to say. notice ive been ignoring ur posts. anyways, continuing to do so.

 

[spacing_out]

Sorry, I don't speak ching-chong. Come again?

 

[DaemonFang]

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[spacing_out]

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Sorry that you don't got a girl. I know what it's like and I know it's not fun seeing everyone else have all the fun while you're sitting in your special zone. But you know what, it's something you gotta work for. Just give it time, no rushing and just be patient. There'll be someone for you that will eventually come around.

Actually, you're too stupid. Nevermind.

 

[adrian Blk]

Okay, Michael, I'm sorry, but who in the **** died and made you "God"? What do you have that makes you better than everyone else and gives you an excuse to be a **** all the time? If you're going to inforce any "rules", shouldn't you have like, a vote or something with the rest of the group? And don't give me that AK Smash Council **** (no offense,) it should be a decision made by everyone. This is a community, not a dictatorship. I know that I'm technically not part of said community and it's none of my business, but things are getting out of control here!

a large part of the the community was at jasons smashfest the other day where we all talked about this issue we all agreed to those conditions. You dont see anyone other than your self and brad saying he's wrong, right? dont post unless you know the whole story

We all agree with mike, he's not a god but hes one the people that helps **** get done around here.

 

[DaemonFang]

a large part of the the community was at jasons smashfest the other day where we all talked about this issue we all agreed to those conditions. You dont see anyone other than your self and brad saying he's wrong, right? dont post unless you know the whole story

We all agree with mike, he's not a god but hes one the people that helps **** get done around here.

OH SNAP blackup has arrived! (get it? blackup? hahaha) adrian be all up in da hood popin caps in dem *****s who dont behave. **** straight.

 

[gingerbreadchar]

a large part of the the community was at jasons smashfest the other day where we all talked about this issue we all agreed to those conditions. You dont see anyone other than your self and brad saying he's wrong, right? dont post unless you know the whole story

We all agree with mike, he's not a god but hes one the people that helps **** get done around here.

Y'all should still be easier on Matt though. I know that I don't know the entire story, but it's pretty obvious that y'all aren't being very fair because something didn't work out on Matt's part ONCE. Cut the boy a little slack. As for Michael, seriously, who in the hell put him in charge?

Also. I am no one's "*****".

 

[DaemonFang]

again, dont know the whole story, dont post. and obviously didnt read my post where i gave u a reason.

also, no one put me in charge, i do what i want, and no one ever stops me cuz

A. if they have a problem, they confront me about it, and we settle it.
B. they dont want to confront me about it, then dont smash with me.
C. im right and they agree with me
D. they wanna stay out and they're neutral.

pick one (seeing as how ur a girl, i made it easy for you. they're all correct)

other than my ego, and my loudness (which i think ive gotten better about cuz no ones complained about it recently) i dont think anyone really has a problem with me.

so sucks to be you and brad cuz thanks to his spamming, just about everyone ignores his post. and because ur not even part of said community, no one takes you seriously. not that brad was actually part of the community in the 1st place... in anycase, im gonna go ahead and start ignoring ur post as well.

 

[spacing_out]

thanks to his spamming, just about everyone ignores his post.

Stop living in the past, Slowbro.

 

[gingerbreadchar]

Look, all I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't ban Matt because of one mishap. It's pretty obvious that he's learned his lesson and wants to fix the problem. If you weren't such an egotistical *******, you would've figured that out by now and this might have been solved by now. I know that I shouldn't have intervened (because let's face it, I'm a dumb Washington*** and I don't my place, hurrrrr), but this whole "banning Matt" deal didn't seem fair and felt compelled to say something. And quite frankly, I could care less if you ignore me. Not like you'd give me any respect and the time of day anyway.

I'm done talking about this. I feel like I've made my point. Best of luck, Matt.

 

[Z-row]

on a phone. now that we've all been entertained by arrogance, whining, blathering, convoluted logic, then condescended insulted and annoyed....

who wants to smash today? i'm up for wherever.

 

[adrian Blk]

edit 10 chars

 

[Che_Lab]

im done posting here im tired of trash

 

[AlphaZealot]

Che Lab has been banned per his own request. I will not be banning anyone else, and whatever has cause two different Alaska players to request a ban...well...be nicer to people I guess guys?

 

[DaemonFang]

ive requested a ban for myself as well. ill be calling people to smash now...

 

[pockyD]

this was an excellent read

 

[Z-row]

I'm gone also. Being involved in more than getting better for the trip is stunting my growth as a player. Good luck, everyone.

 

[Rina-chan]

This is absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Xanskar]

This is absolutely ridiculous.

th is

 

[gingerbreadchar]

I can't help but to feel like I contributed to this string of "I'm out" posts...Sorry for practically ruining your comunity. I should've kept my mouth shut. :s

 

[Mattnumbers]

I was willing to stop, but you just had to keep going didn't you mike? What else am I going to do when you slander me and lie like this? Anyways, I apologize for breaking what I said earlier.

but to give u a real reason, is because, im voicing the opinions of the community right now. no one else seems to be doing anything about it, so i will. in that sense we arent really a community, we're just a group people who currently have common goals. you dont know how we operate, so stay out.

No, you are not. You are voicing you and maybe......3? 2 even? other peoples opinions. Quit acting like you speak for everyone, because you don't.

a large part of the the community was at jasons smashfest the other day where we all talked about this issue we all agreed to those conditions. You dont see anyone other than your self and brad saying he's wrong, right? dont post unless you know the whole story

We all agree with mike, he's not a god but hes one the people that helps **** get done around here.

THERE
WERE
FOUR
PEOPLE

You, Mike, Kira, and Jason. Mike is the main one against me, Kira is the second most annoyed person, Jason is (I don't honestly know), and you have seen me ONCE in the last two months. That in NO WAY constitutes the community, or even a large portion of it.

I can't help but to feel like Mike contributed to this string of "I'm out" posts...he should feel sorry for practically ruining your comunity. He should've kept his mouth shut. :s

I wholeheartedly agree charlie, if he hadn't blown all this **** out of proportion so much because a single thing happened that didn't even end up affecting anyone all that much, we wouldn't be in this situation.

 

[DQP]

This is absolutely ridiculous.

agreed. so many people quitting... reminds me of palin

oh well. i'm still here.

happy holidays to all.

and a happy new year.

hooray...

 

[Fly_Amanita]

DQP is the future of Alaskan smash.

 

[Mattnumbers]

DQP your sig is amazing

 

[Rina-chan]

HOLY **** it's Fly!!! How have you been?! Still wrecking everyone with icies?

And DQP you should actually play with us once in a while

 

[Mattnumbers]

So when are the bans come off of the people that requested them? They do at some point since they're only 6 point bans........

Also banning yourself is ridiculous, just stop posting here if you don't want to. If you need a ban to keep you from posting you must not really want to stop.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

HOLY **** it's Fly!!! How have you been?! Still wrecking everyone with icies?

And DQP you should actually play with us once in a while

I've been okay. How about you?

The smash scene in Socal has been holding up well. It's unfortunate that this doesn't seem to be the case in Alaska... What was the source of all this drama, anyways?

 

[Mattnumbers]

I didn't have a place to stay last weekend, which led to Kira and Mike getting talked to by their parents

No I'm not kidding, it's that blown out of proportion

 

[ThatOneDudeski]

Finals are over.

Matt, quit being dumb.
And you're forgetting my opinion of you. While i shouldn't be grouped with mike's oddly worded statements regarding you, i do have my own negative feelings.

Sup to all the peeps who normally aren't in this thread
lol at the banned peeps [rtards]

Sup Jason.
Sup James.

Also, good news. I found one of my two missing xbox controllers.
i think the other missing one is just at jason's house.
Still missing two wii power cables..

Sup Brad.

also, unless i call you guys or something, i wont really be smashing much.
work and sleep seems to be a common theme this break.

Halo 3 however..i will probably be playing Tropius amounts of.
iTs ActionSack <--my current account.

Peeps need to rearn der prace.

 

[Xanskar]

i have 0 xbox controllers apart from my blue/white one at my house

but i want my wii power cable sometime, its not fair you have 2 wiis and i have none D=

 

[ThatOneDudeski]

i only have the one, because of your power cable. =P

haha, but yea. i can get it back to whenever we chill again. or if you come over.
if you ever drop by and im not here,, im sure my parents will let you come grab it.