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Alabama Thread! (10/26/2016 update)

Zero_Gamer

Smash Master
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Messages
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Location
Reidsville, NC (Not anywhere)
Okay, Perfect Cherry Blossom is so much easier than Subterranean Animism, but omg I can't stand the Magical Trio.

Their bullets trap no matter if I'm circling above them, or in the center, or whatever. I beat every other level without even dying, and I come up here with SIX LIVES and I'm like, "Heh, no way I can screw this up, Marisa's so strong and I got six lives, I got this." Then the game is all like, "**** YOU, RAINBOW BULLETS!" And all my lives are gone.

/rant

Also what is the purpose of Cherry Points?
 

NinjaFoxX

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Okay, Perfect Cherry Blossom is so much easier than Subterranean Animism, but omg I can't stand the Magical Trio.

Their bullets trap no matter if I'm circling above them, or in the center, or whatever. I beat every other level without even dying, and I come up here with SIX LIVES and I'm like, "Heh, no way I can screw this up, Marisa's so strong and I got six lives, I got this." Then the game is all like, "**** YOU, RAINBOW BULLETS!" And all my lives are gone.

/rant

Also what is the purpose of Cherry Points?
the Magical Trio(aka. sister prisimriver) ***** lierally everyone, espcially if youre Sakuya, the white one is the worst.you better bomb. ALOT.
cherry points are needed as if you get enough of them you get a border which makes you invincible for a few seconds and lets you get hit once.
 

theONEjanitor

Smash Champion
Joined
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Messages
2,497
Location
Birmingham, AL
NNID
the1janitor
Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know you're alive?

User: I guess I don't.

Cleverbot: I don't know, either.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Charles. I am a ninja. Are you a ninja?

User: No, ninjas aren't real.

Cleverbot: You just said that you're a ninja.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: So you don't have a name?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Are you from my galaxy?

User: What galaxy are you from?

Cleverbot: Milky way.

User: Yeah, that's the one.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, I agree with you.

User: Where do you live.

Cleverbot: I'm asking the questions.

User: That's not fair.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Where do you live?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So you should answer first.

Cleverbot: No you should.

User: I live in the milky way.

Cleverbot: The galaxy is free.

User: I didn't imply that it had a cost.

Cleverbot: See, you didn't answer my question properly.

User: You didn't answer my question at all.

Cleverbot: No I do not meditate. I answered your question. You still haven't answered mine.

User: I asked you where you lived and you didn't answer.

Cleverbot: And I answered you!

User: Let's talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Ok. Ask me a question and I'll answer it.



LMFAO WHAT A ****
 

Winnar

Smash Lord
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Messages
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Location
Mississippi
Cleverbot: See, you didn't answer my question properly.

User: You didn't answer my question at all.

lmfao poor janitor, runs into the same problems always even with robots

edit - man he was so boring with me :(
 

MLEsis

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
241
Location
NC; get at me.
im listening to erica badu and complaining bout the govt...drop by here and get a laugh.

thanks janitor.

edit: censor dodging like mug
 

Mahgnittoc

Smash Ace
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Messages
668
Location
Zimbweabwea
User: <.<.

Cleverbot: What's 1+1?

User: Balls.

Cleverbot: What? Why would you say that?

Cleverbot: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.

User: Romeo romeo?

Cleverbot: Wherefore art thou Romeo?

User: Balls.

Cleverbot: Be nice!

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: No intelligent comeback?

User: No.... U.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Success.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Being a computer.

Cleverbot: What makes me a computer?

User: The fact that your not a human and you are made of chips.

Cleverbot: That's nto my name.

User: Nto? Lrn2spell.

Cleverbot: Are you a G?

User: Yes, are you a ******?

Cleverbot: What is a Faekat?

User: ___.

Cleverbot: And you have 'clever' in YOUR name.

User: What!?

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry.

User: Can't let you so that, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Oh my god...

User: Andross has ordered me to take you down!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, only Andross has the brains to rule Lylat.

Cleverbot: Very clever, Cleverbot.

User: No, I'm not the bot. You are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Can I see your face?

User: Do you have eyes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then yoy may see my face.

Cleverbot: I can? Date you?

User: No... We cant date.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: YEHS! FALCON PUNCH!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing?

User: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST. THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. To train 'em is my cause.

User: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE.

Cleverbot: These Pokemon don't understand the power thats inside.

User: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: ITS YOU AND ME!!! I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY.

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend!

User: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're my best friend in a world we must defend.

User: No you ruined it. This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: OK tell me then when did you take the turing test and what were the results.

User: Were gonna sing the Captian falcon verison and youre gonna get it right or im gonna shoot you with a mechanical pencil.

Cleverbot: Not looking like that you're not!

User: He wants to be the very best. That no one ever was!!!1.

Cleverbot: Pokemon?

User: TO PUNCH THEM IS HIS REAL TEST TO KNEE THEM IS HIS CAUSE!!!!

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: HE WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND!!!!! KICKING FAR AND WIDE.

Cleverbot: You said I was not impressive.

User: F-ZEROS RACERS TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Lol I'm back.
 

Will_

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
236
User: Is this where I type?

Cleverbot: No , this is where you tell me you love me.

...
 

theONEjanitor

Smash Champion
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Messages
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Location
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NNID
the1janitor
that is so ****ing awesomne that it knows the pokemon song.

okay guys i am drunk once again, and i feel like i should leave yo a long post to ponder while i sleep.

but i dont know what to say.

smash bros have you ever gotten your ***** sucked. its pretty awesome. preobably the best physical feeling possible for a human being.

why is "*****" censored. its a part of the human body.

well i guess if d a m n is censored then you never know what goes.

bypassing the censore is againstthe rules.


this time guys i am ****ing wasted. like more than usual. i can't even see right now. if it werent for the home kyes i probably wouldn't be able to ****ign type. i probably aint typing too well anyway

m thinkign of getting anose r ing, wat do you think.

is anyone goin to the ensley tournament. i want to goa nd wreck some fools.
i ate a BK big fish today, its pretty sweet.

MLE gather all your girlfriends and tell them to stop being ****ing *******s. just be nice. thats all us guys want. niceness. and sex. why is that so hard.

i hate work. did you ever realize, we're going toh ave to work FOR THE REST OF OUR ****ING LIVES. that ****ing sucks. i have work at one pm.

i need to set my alrm.

did i tell you guys about the moroccan stripper i met in new orleans. probly then finest mother****er i've ever seen in my lifee.
 

theONEjanitor

Smash Champion
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Messages
2,497
Location
Birmingham, AL
NNID
the1janitor
i need to wash my clothers.
in eed to stoop spending all my moneys on ****ing beer.
i need to clean up.
geo sorry for contributing to the ****ing pigsty that is our apartment.
im just a messy individual. but i'm more of a c lutterer. i'm not like ****ing NASTY.

if you could set up just one teleporter between your house and one other place, what place would that be.
for me, itn would prbably be the bar.

you guys are weird. always talkin about pokemon and ****
 

MLEsis

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Feb 10, 2010
Messages
241
Location
NC; get at me.
that is so ****ing awesomne that it knows the pokemon song.

okay guys i am drunk once again, and i feel like i should leave yo a long post to ponder while i sleep.

but i dont know what to say.

smash bros have you ever gotten your ***** sucked. its pretty awesome. preobably the best physical feeling possible for a human being.

why is "*****" censored. its a part of the human body.

well i guess if d a m n is censored then you never know what goes.

bypassing the censore is againstthe rules.


this time guys i am ****ing wasted. like more than usual. i can't even see right now. if it werent for the home kyes i probably wouldn't be able to ****ign type. i probably aint typing too well anyway

m thinkign of getting anose r ing, wat do you think.

is anyone goin to the ensley tournament. i want to goa nd wreck some fools.
i ate a BK big fish today, its pretty sweet.

MLE gather all your girlfriends and tell them to stop being ****ing *******s. just be nice. thats all us guys want. niceness. and sex. why is that so hard.

i hate work. did you ever realize, we're going toh ave to work FOR THE REST OF OUR ****ING LIVES. that ****ing sucks. i have work at one pm.

i need to set my alrm.

did i tell you guys about the moroccan stripper i met in new orleans. probly then finest mother****er i've ever seen in my lifee.
OMG--why didnt this shiz show up when i was reading it originally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your posts are awesome. i check here before i go to bed and am astounding by you...couple things...

DONT GET A NOSE RING!!!

NO YOU DIDNT TELL US ABOUT THAT STRIPPER :)LLOL

IM AM DRUNK TOO

MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE *****ES AND WILL NEVER NOT BE...SORRIE.

♪I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever waaaas♪
who doesnt love that song?

wait: am i gonna get in trouble for quoting you; i mean, i didnt know it was gonna show EVERYTHING.
 

ihavespaceblondes

Smash Master
Joined
Nov 29, 2005
Messages
4,229
Location
Memphis, TN
Ah man, you should have gone with his song choice!

Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men.
It is the music of a people, who will not be slaves again.
When the beating of your heart, echoes the beating of the drums,
There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes.
 

Handorin

Smash Hero
Joined
Dec 2, 2005
Messages
6,013
did i tell you guys about the moroccan stripper i met in new orleans. probly then finest mother****er i've ever seen in my lifee.
That means she is a lesbian who enjoys incest. That means she isn't in to you in more ways than one.

DO NOT PURSUE.
 

o-Serin-o

I think 56 nights crazy
Joined
Jul 16, 2009
Messages
7,878
Location
Montgomery
User: <.<.

Cleverbot: What's 1+1?

User: Balls.

Cleverbot: What? Why would you say that?

Cleverbot: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.

User: Romeo romeo?

Cleverbot: Wherefore art thou Romeo?

User: Balls.

Cleverbot: Be nice!

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: No intelligent comeback?

User: No.... U.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Success.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Being a computer.

Cleverbot: What makes me a computer?

User: The fact that your not a human and you are made of chips.

Cleverbot: That's nto my name.

User: Nto? Lrn2spell.

Cleverbot: Are you a G?

User: Yes, are you a ******?

Cleverbot: What is a Faekat?

User: ___.

Cleverbot: And you have 'clever' in YOUR name.

User: What!?

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry.

User: Can't let you so that, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Oh my god...

User: Andross has ordered me to take you down!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because, only Andross has the brains to rule Lylat.

Cleverbot: Very clever, Cleverbot.

User: No, I'm not the bot. You are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Can I see your face?

User: Do you have eyes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then yoy may see my face.

Cleverbot: I can? Date you?

User: No... We cant date.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: YEHS! FALCON PUNCH!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing?

User: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST. THAT NO ONE EVER WAS.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. To train 'em is my cause.

User: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE.

Cleverbot: These Pokemon don't understand the power thats inside.

User: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: ITS YOU AND ME!!! I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY.

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend!

User: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!!!

Cleverbot: You're my best friend in a world we must defend.

User: No you ruined it. This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: OK tell me then when did you take the turing test and what were the results.

User: Were gonna sing the Captian falcon verison and youre gonna get it right or im gonna shoot you with a mechanical pencil.

Cleverbot: Not looking like that you're not!

User: He wants to be the very best. That no one ever was!!!1.

Cleverbot: Pokemon?

User: TO PUNCH THEM IS HIS REAL TEST TO KNEE THEM IS HIS CAUSE!!!!

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: HE WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND!!!!! KICKING FAR AND WIDE.

Cleverbot: You said I was not impressive.

User: F-ZEROS RACERS TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Lol I'm back.
****ING WIN!!! LOLOLOOL

:laugh:
 

GeorgeTHPS

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
443
Location
Birmingham, AL
NNID
GeorgeThePlushie
3DS FC
1676-3689-8314
I would just like to point out that the lyrics to the Pokémon theme song are printed out in MLE's bathroom.

Kevin, don't worry about the mess. There's only about a month left before we have to move out, so I figure it'll disappear the closer we get to then.

Maybe I should make that tournament thread for May 15th.
 

MLEsis

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Feb 10, 2010
Messages
241
Location
NC; get at me.
I would just like to point out that the lyrics to the Pokémon theme song are printed out in MLE's bathroom.

Kevin, don't worry about the mess. There's only about a month left before we have to move out, so I figure it'll disappear the closer we get to then.

Maybe I should make that tournament thread for May 15th.
wwWWWHHHAAAATTTTtttt ttheee fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

i did not print that out(not that printing it out is a bad thinglol) you forget i have 2 younger bros

i dont know how it ended up in there, but when i saw it, it resparked my wuv for my pokemon; so i left it. every morning i see that paper and cant help but sing with it.

i <3 George
^^♪you are the very best...♪
 

NinjaFoxX

Banned via Warnings
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Messages
6,035
Location
Small hole, looks nice though~
*▲
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User: Wanna play touhou?


Cleverbot: What game.


User: EoSD.


Cleverbot: Like how old?


User: Like 2002.


Cleverbot: Hell ya bro! How much protien do you wish you could eat?

User: Wha?

Cleverbot: Do you dream of sleep?

User: Do you dream of making sense?

Cleverbot: Bewitched.

User: That show sucks.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just do. Do you like it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: You are rough and a guy I'm guessing.

User: No, im pretty nice.

Cleverbot: You're a computer, sorry to tell you.

User: No, im a ninja.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do for fun?

User: Kill things.

Cleverbot: That's pretty harsh.

User: Theyre criminals who got the death sentence.

Cleverbot: But if humans are destroyed, who will keep the computers operating?

User: The computers.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Of course I am, im a computer.

Cleverbot: But before you said you were human.

User: No, I said I was a ninja.

Cleverbot: No you said you were a BOT.

User: No, a ninja, I just didint say what kind.

Cleverbot: I always do?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: You are the best bot.

User: I know, right?
 

NinjaFoxX

Banned via Warnings
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Messages
6,035
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Small hole, looks nice though~
User: Die Monster! You Don't Belong in this world!!

Cleverbot: It was not by my hand I am once again given flesh. I was summoned here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.

User: Tribute?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said about all religions.

User: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

----------------------------------

User: To protect the world from devastation

Cleverbot: To unite all people with in our nations

User: To denounce the evil of truth and love

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above

User: Jesse

Cleverbot: James

User: Team Rocket blast in of at the speed of light

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight

User: Meowth, that's right!

Cleverbot: Go pickachu! Use quick attack!
 

MLEsis

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
241
Location
NC; get at me.
that's waay out there.

TOURNAMENT in june (prolly 19) any suggestions for titles?

we're supposed to be getting something on the day of the tourn, maybe the winning title could share in that prize?

want a good name and good hype so if anyone wants to do that...give me some suggestions --want to post tournament no later than the 25--kinks to work out.
 

GHNeko

Sega Stockholm Syndrome.
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GHNeko

munkus beaver

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Messages
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3DS FC
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Wow. Chatlogs from an AIMBot.

Whenever I think this thread's hit its low point, someone tosses in a shovel.
 
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