The GERM
Smash Ace
Oh Jeebus
You know why nobody bases skill on online play Snadmonkey? because it's laggy as fu**. I can probably tap B, then go make a sandwich and fu** my girlfriend before my laser comes out. Why would anyone spend so much time getting adjusted to laggy a** online play and jeopardize their sense of timing for real tournament play where it matters, in a game that relies so heavily on timing? How are you supposed to shield sh** that already hit you? you fu**ing can't can you? No, you can't. I'm not made of money guy, and you know how many times I took an 8 hour roadtrip to Socal last year? 6 times, 6 fu**ing times. You know why? to ****. **** **** **** **** ****. And that's exactly what I did. I like ****** so much, I went back 5 more times. In fact, I like ****** so much, I went to the worst state in the country, Indiana of all places. Then I went to Vegas, then Reno, then the fu**ing moon, to **** whatever I found there, and I did. Now, I'm going to bed, so I can go to work at 5 in the morning and **** everyone there.
You know why nobody bases skill on online play Snadmonkey? because it's laggy as fu**. I can probably tap B, then go make a sandwich and fu** my girlfriend before my laser comes out. Why would anyone spend so much time getting adjusted to laggy a** online play and jeopardize their sense of timing for real tournament play where it matters, in a game that relies so heavily on timing? How are you supposed to shield sh** that already hit you? you fu**ing can't can you? No, you can't. I'm not made of money guy, and you know how many times I took an 8 hour roadtrip to Socal last year? 6 times, 6 fu**ing times. You know why? to ****. **** **** **** **** ****. And that's exactly what I did. I like ****** so much, I went back 5 more times. In fact, I like ****** so much, I went to the worst state in the country, Indiana of all places. Then I went to Vegas, then Reno, then the fu**ing moon, to **** whatever I found there, and I did. Now, I'm going to bed, so I can go to work at 5 in the morning and **** everyone there.