13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers to Play WOW

[Crooked Crow]

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.


Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.


The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.


Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.


When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.


Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.



Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.


The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.


Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

ROFL WOWW

 

[smashbro29]

Wow that's messed up

 

[#HBC | marshy]

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

That's attractive.

He went buck wild with the money, but not the hookers. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody used this claiming that WOW is too addictive.

 

[Cookiez]

Hahahaha WOW players never fail to give me the giggles :D.

What more can we say? The kids got style =^_^=

 

[Goldberg]

Ralph Hardy 4PREZ?

That was the most original way to celebrate ever, but somehow I expect more from that kid on the later years.

 

[Recognize]

When you would rather play WoW than have sex with high-class Hookers, you know you're F***ed up.

 

[The Executive]

This is so sad.

 

[slave1]

that kid is screwed up. and his dad should ban him to a life of servitude in his office as a paper pusher.

JK

but seriously that is way messed up

 

[~Krystal~]

Money well spent?

 

[Black Waltz]

i lol'd the whole time i read this.

 

[antimatter]

I remember seeing this a few weeks ago on some other website. also around the same time, I saw a thread on the same website about a couple of stoners who dug up a grave and used a skull for a bong.

 

[SkylerOcon]

That kid is an idiot.

He apparently knows nothing about covering his god**** tracks!

 

[antimatter]

please, he did the normal thing for a politician. they all get found out eventually!

 

[D13]

That's ridiculous. >_>

 

[XACE-K]

....is there a problem with this kid?

 

[Weed]

that kid is my hero

 

[Virgilijus]

The funny thing with this for me is that I am a cartoonist for the University of Tennessee and I actually did a comic a while ago that had kids ordering a female escort, only to ask her to be the 4th person in in their video game group so the teams would be fair.

Makes me wonder if I can predict the future with drawing...

 

[McCloud]

Gotta be a fake.

And no Virgie. You can't.

 

[orintemple]

I originially heard it was Halo he wanted to play, but still, that doesn't make this any less terrible. I am surprised a 13 year old wouldn't be all over those chicks too, he is 13, not 8.

 

[Dr Phil xX]

um wow, surely this can't be real? i mean...13 year olds getting hookers and playing halo lol?

 

[GoldShadow]

The funny thing with this for me is that I am a cartoonist for the University of Tennessee and I actually did a comic a while ago that had kids ordering a female escort, only to ask her to be the 4th person in in their video game group so the teams would be fair.

Makes me wonder if I can predict the future with drawing...

Would you mind drawing a comic of me getting obscenely rich?

 

[Marie_54]

Since i read the title i figured it was a sad kid who was ignored by his filthy rich parents...


If anyone should get some community service 3 year thing it should be his father to learn to take responsibility for his own kid.

 

[Cat Fight]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Position secured.

 

[Mic_128]

This has been confirmed false.

 

[Rici]

It was stolen from Virgilijus' web comic.

You should sue them Virgil!

 

[Xsyven]

No thirteen year old is that smart. Kids are stupid, you guys all forgot about that.

 

[OmegaXXII]

wow! this is really ironic since I wouldn't expect the "hookers" to be paid by playing an XBox rather then sexually pleasuring the boy instead

 

[Marie_54]

This has been confirmed false.

Spoiler

SHhhhhhhhhhhhh

Although people will continue to ignore it as proven^.

 

[notftomearth7]

Who plays Halo with hos? Either you do one or the other.

 

[BlackFoxPariah]

Pure Awesome.

I'm shocked that a thirteen year old kid wouldn't get down to business with those hookers though. Honestly, I am pretty sure that hormones are raging, especially when you just hit puberty.

 

[Sonic_keyblade]

Xsyven what do you mean 13 year olds aren't smart?!? I thought of this a while ago...
And what do you mean 13-year olds don't play Halo? I play it all the time.



OK... well... maybe I didn't. But I've thought of similar things. Not with hookers though.

Please... no more general 13-year old comments. direct them towards this one kid!

 

[Xsyven]

Xsyven what do you mean 13 year olds aren't smart?!? I thought of this a while ago...

It's smart to steal your dad's credit card, buying escorts (which usually just take chash), somehow checking into a hotel, claiming to be circus performers, only to play Xbox360 with them?

My bad. Good luck executing that. Because that's a very smart plan, that only the smartest genius could concoct.

 

[Gamer4Fire]

It has already been mentioned a few times that this is a fake news article.

Stop treating it as if it really happened.

You guys keep falling for the oldest trick in the book.

 

[SagaKirby]

....someone needs.....wow......
.............The dad musta been pissed outta his mind.
Jeez if that was my dad....
*whimper*

 

[Sworddancer9034]

The ultimate prove that video games > sex.

 

[brawlpro]

Lulz if I was that kid even at 13 I woulda gotton down to business.

But yea dumb article, I can't really buy it.

 

[Gamer4Fire]

It has already been mentioned a few times that this is a fake news article.

Stop treating it as if it really happened.

You guys keep falling for the oldest trick in the book.

You must all be blind, deaf and dumb.

 

[CKaiser]

I'm sure if they were just blind that would be enough or dumb, all of em would just kinda be redundant. Except for deaf, that wouldn't contribute to the misunderstanding at all, that's just mean, to deaf people.

 

[Gamer4Fire]

How would dumb (mute) keep them from reading?

 

[TheMoonman]

Oh come on kid. I was thirteen before, and even then I'd know what I'd have to do if I hired some hookers.