Fox and Peach adventures: return of Wolf 2
:shiek:
"La lalalalala la lalala la"
#wack wack wack wack wack#
"......"
"Wolf said something to insult Zelda when we went to visit her, and back then she couldn't control Shieks impulses, so when he said it she got mad and transformed."
"So she Ftilted him? it doesn't look like it hurts that bad....not like her Dthrow back then..."
:shiek:
"La lalalalala la lalala la, shes right Fox, its a spacies worst nightmare next to planking *continues Ftilting*"
"Um...."
"Mhm, i think she mentioned something about the make up of spacies..."
"*gulp* Well i think i should stay on her good side so i don't end up the victim of that..."
:shiek:
"La lalalalala la lalala la"
*shivers*
:shiek:
"Hey Fox, you want a piece of Wolf now? I believe hes nice and tenderized"
"Well since he is intruding....why not."
"...Vox joo b****, joo'll pay for dis!!...."
:shiek:"
Come now Wolf you know your extreamly pleased by this, hurry Fox before he gets cold."
"Ok"
#jabbing#
"VAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Haha get ***** Wolf!"
:shiek:"
Oh this is almost as good as tilting....I am quite the sadist are I not?"
"......Peach if i ever start to say something to make her mad will you please hit me before hand?"
:shiek:
"LOLOLLOOLLOLOL"
"Will do..."("Zelda can be pretty creepy in Shiek form...")
#jabbing still#
"Hmmm i think i want in on some of that
"
:shiek:
"Ready for the finale? i think this should be yours Fox."
"Will do. haaaaa...."*charges Fsmash*
*whimper*("I hope he doven't hit my vick at least....")*shuts eyes*
"NOOO LET ME DO IT!!! this is my story after all.."
"Girl we co-star it, its called
Fox and Peach adventures it ain't all about you."
"It will be, now move or i'll hit you too!!! D:<"
*cue battle cry*
#BAM#
"Yes maam!"
:shiek:
"As you wish Peach my dear."
*howling in pain*
*in other places*
"Now wut all dat god**** raket?..."
"Now wut in....who da **** is yu?!"
:shiek:
"Greetings Falco, you missed such a lovely time just now."
"Yu dat dude from bout 7 years ago...."
"thats Zelda, Falco."
"Missus Zelda?!"
:shiek:
"I believe that faint rememberance of me is from Shiek, i didn't fight much in the Melee Era."
Oh....but wuts all dat noise bout?"
"Peach sending Wolf across the room."
*looks over at Wolf*"Dayum missus Peachy!"
"Oh it was nothing really, Fox and Shiek, warmed him up for me
"
:shiek:
"So...have you located Samus yet?"
"yesum I's did, we be der in few hrs......but wut about Wolf?"
"I say we dump him in space"
"Fox thats so mean, hes already beat up.
"
:shiek:
"Do you not have a prison cell of sorts?"
"Nopes, dat bars and stuff sold fo gas."
"but we can't just dump him when hes hurt....."
"Well what do we do with him then Peach?"("i can't believe shes still being nice to him
")
:shiek:
"Come here for a moment Peach."
"Yes?"
"Maybe we should offer Wolf the chance to join us."
"But he hates Fox n Falco."
"Not to a large extent i do believe, also we have me here as a threat to keep him in line."
"Yeah...but idk.."
"Should we dispose of him then to outer space?"
"NO!"
"Then do you comply to my suggestion?"
"I suppose so...not much else to do with him..."
"You ladies come up with something?"
"Ask Wolf to join us."
" No('s) ****ing way!!"
"but its better than just throwing him out to die....maybe i can talk him into it..."
"Since he doesn't harbor any ill will towards Peach that i can read, its probably better if she does it."
".......ugh w/e just don't offer him any
special favors or nothing."
"special favors? like what, buy him a cookie?
"
"Sexual favors Peach."
"Fox! Get you head outta the gutter!
"
"I was only saying..."
"Can yalls jus git to it so we can go?Look hes even getting up now"
*groan*"....."*faints*
"Space creature down once again."
"Let me go see what i can do then."
"Wolf dear, are you up?"
"....Vah Peach...*cough*"
"....whats that?"
"vhat?..."
"that"*points around abdomen*
"!! Nonya Vucking Busivess!"*flips over*
"O...K...anyway, i have something to ask you."
"What?*cough*"
"Would you like to join and travel with us?"
"NO VOD **** ****ING VAY!!!"
"Aww, why not?
"
"Two Vresons..."
"?"
"Von joo all just Vang **** me."*cough*
"And the other?"
"I VUCKING HATE ALL JOOR FRIENDS!!!!"
"well now i have two things to say myself."
"And vat might be?"
*grab*
"One, im right here, so you have no reason to scream in my face....thats rude."
"Vite me!"
"ew no, your too dirty."
"Figuver ofed speech Peach..."
"Oh"
"and the Vother?"*cough*
"just because you have a fractured jaw, doesn't mean you can stop brushing your teeth."
"Why joo Vittle ****ing...."
"oh god the heat..."
"It makes peaty Pirana wilt"
"Yeah Wolfs breath was pretty bad today..."
"Vell escuse me! somevon ransacked my house and Vook my money and my tooth brush."*cough*
"why would..."
"I dun vnow....but if i did join joos.....how vould you keep me in checks?
"*cough*
"Well..."
:shiek:
"Elementary my dear Wolfet."
:shiek:
"You act up and i will begin to Ftilt you once again."
"...."
:shiek:
"And while im at that, in between the tilts..."
"!!!"
:shiek:
"I'll add a little whip action in there"
"You(Yu's)(Joo's) one scary(sarvy) B****."
"So Wolf... whats it gonna be?"
"......."
"Comeon Wolf we don't have all day...or is it night already....w/e just hurry."
"Alvight alvight i'll join....for now..."*cough*
"Excellent idea Wolf, and maybe we can get that jaw fixed sometime at a future date."
"How var in the futuve?"
:shiek:
"Depends on your behavior my dear Wolf."
"Stops Svitching already vish..."*cough*"btv where am i going vo sleep?"
"Unfortunately in our room."
"Wut?!(Vaht!?)"
*running*
"So much for beaten up...what a quick return of stamina"
"Vhat do joo mean!"*cough*
*grabs*
"...I vave to sveep in de same room as JOO!?"
"If i can't sleep in Peachs room then neither can you, and the only over available spaces are the bathroom and the kitchen, no way are you sleeping in either."
"Fox!!!!!"
"Complain all you want, i don't like this arangement either....stupid being broke isn't it?"
"Grate...nows we git to shar da bed wit sumn else....
"
"VHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#smack#
"Oh stop B****ing Wolf and go take a nap or something."
"....."
"I think that would be a better idea than howling away about the situation Wolf."
"Hmph. Vine i will then...."
"Don't get your fur all over the bed...."
"I vouldn't be surprised if joo both don't already vave it covered in fur an feathers...."
"oh its actually prevvy clean..."
"See? don't mess it up too bad."
"I von't" *cough*
"I's call de bottm left still."
"Vhateva....hey Fox?"
"Yeah?"
"Vheres the Yiff at? I vanna watch some before i sleep."
"Unfortunately we had to see all my Yiff for food stamps...
"
"Vhat? Joo've got to be Vhitting with me...."
"No....im dead serious....i haven't watched any Yiff for months..."
"But joo have cable?"*cough*
"Its basic, mostly used for the weather and soap operas."
"Vhy soap operas?"
"For Peach."
"A great Peach fan once told me..."
why watch soap operas when u have the peach boards? :O
"Oh my vod...w/e im going to bed.."
"Yu's betta git som shut eye whiles yall can, it won't be long fore we be at da prison."
"Prison?"*cough*
"We have to rescue Samus from there."
"Oh....Vell fill me in on it more later...."
"Zzzzzz....*cough*"
"Well that was fast....you girls heading to sleep too?"
"Yes."
"Night then....see you in a couple of hours."
"So you sleep up there and me down here?"
"That sounds good to me, i wonder how we will be able to incorporate Samus in this sleeping arangement..."
"Good question..."
*a few minutes later....*
"Im so anxious i can't sleep
"
"Please settle down Peach, you want to look your best for when we go get Samus..."
"Yeah your right..."
"Zzzzzz..."
"Zzzzzzzz...."
"******! i want to go take a nap, but i can't stand the thought of sleeping next to Wolf right now..."
"Eh Fox, yu's never brought meh ma bread."
"
"
"Aw w/e its better than sitting around *****ing and moaning about where i have to sleep...."