Nintendo Adventure Returns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NINTENDO ADVENTURE RETURNS
Lorenzo-Well since the Christmas Episode was put off for several weeks until the point where everybody was pissed off and SuperLinkBrothers finally updated a couple days before Christmas and it all got erased when he clicked post. SuperLinkBrothers was pissed off and then Chirstmas holiday got in the way of trying to update again. Well Happy New Year, 2008, the year of many new updates^^. SuperLinkBrothers is very, very sorry for the inconvenience, that’s why he prepared something very special for everybody going to be announced later for it’s still in work. Now of course since it is after Christmas, and is now into 08, the update isn’t going to be about Christmas, but don’t worry, it will still be about weird snails. SLB thought about what to write and decided that he would post an episode named Gary’s Birthday!
Section 2: Chapter 14: Gary’s Birthday
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007 snail-welcome to the newest update of Nintendo Adventure and Happy New Year ppl! (ps, merry Christmas)! I think I aught to introduce you to the characters of the newest update…
(Gary)- obviously the main snail, if you’ve been reading then you know him already.
(Lorenzo)- The Christmas snail, origgonnally from a Garfield cartoon, this perky little snail is always ready to save holidays (and birthdays).
(Maple Story Snail or MS)- origonnaly from Maple Story (
WWW.NEXON.NET) this green snail is very weak and very courageous.
(Strawberry Shortcake Snail or SS)- ummmm… yeah… well, it IS a snail…
(Spontaneous Snail or S)- hard to explain, it has an engine in it’s shell. Just go to
WWW.YOUTUBE.COM and search for “Spotaneous Snail”!
(007 Snail)- the coolest, hipet snail in existence with no dought about it. Yeah! Go me, go me, go me, go…gah!!!!!!!!!!… . . . …..
(Darth Snail or DS)-a f**king sone of a bi-gah…….
DS-hehehe
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Meanwhile…
Snail Squad-Happpy Birthday To You, Happy To You, Happy Birthday Dear Gary, Happy Birthday To You!
Gary-Meow!
Lorenzo-Meow, meeeeeow!
Translator activated!
Rewinder Activated!
…To You!
Gary-Thanks guys
Lorenzo-No Problem man!
SS-make a wish!
Gary-*whispers under his breath* I wish SS would go out with me…
MS-and blow out the candles!
Gary-*blows out the candles*
Snail Squad-Yay!
DS-Yes, yes, happy birthday Gary, hehehe
A black shadow crashed through the window to the Snail Squad Secret Base that Isn’t Very Secret Because It’s In The Center Of The Public Mall, otherwise known as SSSBTIVSBIITCOTPM!!!!
The Black Shadow stood up, it was a small little snail with a cute little black sith outfit. He even had a itty bitty red toothpicksaber!
DS-I’ve brought you plenty of presens ths year, and I’m only here to put them around and leave, I’m kinda like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny!
Random Slug From Flushed Away that just became part of the group otherwise known as FA-impossible! You can’t be anything like Santa Snail or the Easter Snail!
DS-you’re right, im real, they aren’t!
FA-omfg!!!!!!!!!!!! They aren’t real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh god, please tell me that the Shell Fairy is real, please!
God-sorry, she isn’t
FA-nooooooo, my life is a bunch of lies! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
FA slug just randomly explodes…
DS was gone…
Lorenzo-so wait…what did he do?
S-no idea man….
Suddenly they heard some noise from behind them…
They turned around…
Gary-oh no, it’s Patrick Star!
Lorenzo-oh no, it’s Garfield!
SS-oh no, it’s Strawberry Shortcake!
MS-oh no, it’s a random noob on Maple Story!
S-oh no, it’s a pop-up ad!
FA-oh no, I’m dead!
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SS-stand back, I’ll take care of this!
The tortoise teleported behind Spontaneous Snail, kicked him, and he went flying…
SS-hold, on, I’ll still take care of this!
The noob used feather speed and walked up to Maple Story Snail and killed him…
SS-hold on, this time I’m gonna get them for sure!
Lorenzo-no no, not necessary!
SS-oh, alright…
Strawberry Shortcake walked up and said SS was cute and she crawled away as fast as she could.
Gary-SS, nooooooo
Lorenzo-I’ll protect you man!
Garfield meanwhile had eaten Lorenzo and he was now inside Lorenzo…
Gary-AAAaaaggghhh!!!
Patrick started running towards Gary and accidently tripped on a rock, fell over and died. Strawberry Shortcake ran up to help Patrick and tripped over him, fell over and died. The noob decided that Gary must be a glitch in Maple Story and logged off/. A Pop-up Ad appeared behind Gary.
Gary-wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!
Everything stopped…
Gary-when did that Tortoise get into the story? It was never mentioned before and now it’s gone, what happened?
SLB-who….cares?
Gary-good point, ok, resume the story!
Gary-AAAaaaggghhh!!!
The pop-up ad was blocked by anti-spyware software and it blew up. Garfield walked up to Gary.
Garfield-meow!
Gary-meow!
Translator activated again for new language!
Rewinder Activated!
…to Gary.
Garfield-mmmm, dinner!
Gary-you fiend!
Garfield-actually im a cat
Gary-but im…….
Patrick Star-A goofy Goober?
Gary-NO! because this is…
Popup-Ad- Sparta!
Gary- NO! It’s time for….
Tortoise- Elmo’s World!
Gary- NO! I am…
FA- dead?
Gary- no….
FA- superman?
Gary- no…
FA-What about…
Gary- NO!!!!!!
FA- oh, ok, so you aren’t Gary?
Gary-no, I’m not!
FA- huh, that’s weird!
Gary-wait a minute, no, no, I am, I am
FA-too late
Gary- Shut Up, you’re supposed to be dead anyways, this story has gotten so weird and random anything can happen now-a-days…
Matt Damon-Matt Damon!
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DS- Mwaa Ha Ha, no one can possibly beat us now $
$- yes, of course
(Money or $ is not S)- sir, I’ve been wondering
DS-what?
$-what are you going to spend me on?
DS- probably on some coke
$-awwww man, I really wanted to be spent on Maple Trading Cards
DS- wth are those?
$- wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….
DS-fine, fiune, where do I buy them?
$- well, we could go to Target!
DS- ok!
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Gary threw slime balls at Garfield but it wasn’t enough. So Gary decidde to foolishly run away. So he was off and traveled for about 17 minutes, and he was now 3 feet farther!
Garfield-well, I’m just sitting here resting, my escargot isn’t goin’ anywhere!
Gary hid in a hole.
Garfield-HEY! Get back here!
Garfield started clawing at the hole in the wall.
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Gary-hello little guy!
Jerry- hello
Gary- so who are you?
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Jerry- im Jerry from Tom & Jerry!
Gary- what?
Jerry- the popular television show.
Gary- huh?
Jerry- where Tom the cat tries to catch me, Jerry, the mouse and I always end up winning.
Gary- still not getting you.
Jerry- aw, never mind, listen, I can help you with your escape!
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DS- yes, um, do you have any maple story trading cards?
Target Guy- no, we’re all out, sorry.
DS- aw man.
$- hey, why don’t you start talking in L33T?
DS- G00D 1D3@!
$-exactly, no why don’t we go try the mall across the street?
DS-0|<!
They walked into the mall where there was a little dome called the SSSBTIVSBIITCOTPM!!!!
They kaughed and decided to see how the battle was going so they walked into the dome.
Garfield- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
DS- G@RF13|_D (@|_/\/\ D0\/\/|\|!!!!
Garfield-what?
$- he said calm down
DS handed him a salt shaker
Garfield-ohhhhhhh, ok!
Garfield tossed salt into the mouse hole
Jerry- Gary, ruin for it!
Gary started out the hole and luckily the salt stopped for Lorenzo the Snail had just killed Garfield and was now having a lightsaber duel with DS!
S flew threw the window and killed DS somehow, Gary looked at the $ and he died.
Somehow the birthday was saved…
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Okay, ill think of your voting thing down, but I wanted to post this, so have a good time with the new chapter!
