You have GOT to be kidding me. Go face a Metaknight, or even better, Akuma, then say there are no cheap characters. Fireballs ftl.
How can anyone really be cheap?
If you're a good enough player, then shouldn't you be able to space yourself well enough to be able to evade any "cheap" attacks?
Sure, when half of a character's moveset is overpowered, I can sure help by DODGING. Never mind that dodging won't win you a match.
I'm well aware that Snake's punch is some crap (Come on, he could play piano three feet away with that thing) but nothing is truly cheap.
Snake's forward tilt can do 20 damage, and has almost as much range as Marth's. You don't call that overpowered?
Cheap is when your opponent can OHKO you without even moving, no matter where you are.
I don't see Snake KOing me from the other side of New Pork City.
Let's use an example from Pokemon. Mewtwo, one of the cheapest ones, was required to actually hit you. Did that stop him from being banned from non-uber tournaments?
Metaknight is a decent character, however, he CAN BE BEATEN.
Akuma could be beaten. Didn't stop him from being the most overpowered thing on the planet.
Some people don't realize this and freak out when they face one.
Or they just try to fight normally and still get screwed over.
That causes losses, but it's THEIR OWN FAULT.
EXCUSE ME? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? "Oh sir, I got fireballed three times in a row by Akuma, but it's my own fault." "Oh sir, I lost in a fist fight against someone with a gun, but it's my own fault." "Please sir, could you K.O. me 3 times in a row with Meta Knight? It's my own fault that Ganondorf couldn't even touch him."
IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT that they have the mindset that they can't win.
Get infinite grabbed by DDD, and then tell me it's the mindset.
IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT that they choke and fail.
Choking/Failing. Plenty of times, I go into a match completely confident, only to have my own backside served to me on a plate with a side of potatoes.
IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT that they believe there's no solution.
Of course there's a solution. Get better. But wait, what if that Meta or Snake get's better? Remember, Smash doesn't exist in a vacuum.
I'm saying there is a way around everything.
There's a way around fighting someone when he has a gun; Surrender, or get a gun yourself.
Somehow, someway, anything can be beaten (with the exception of God).
Cheap does not mean unbeatable. Akuma was banned, but he technically wasn't unbeatable.
You just have to play smart and not be a complete idiot, running into a fully charged Ikesmash.
First of all, Ike isn't cheap. He's far worse than the real top dogs (Meta, GW, Snake, ROB, Marth, DDD...).
Second of all, running into a fully charged Ikesmash is not equivalent to getting your *** kicked by a Metaknight.
Tiers exist.
I mean, Meta Knight is supposed to be god tier and I think he sucks.
So I'd say tier lists cannot be accurate. Tiers exist, it's just impossible for anyone to accurately define them.
Could you explain why Metaknight is currently winning more tournaments than any other character? Could you explain why Link, Samus, Captain Falcon, and Bowser aren't as lucky?
But certain characters are better in certain aspects, and some characters just were not balanced correctly.
You just explained why the tier list exists.