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Zook

Zook

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    Cynthia is the first known female Pokémon League champion in the video game series.
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    "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
    - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor
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    In Tanzania, it is illegal to be homosexual and it is illegal for homosexual people to carry guns.
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    "Hi I'm Dean White, Di ck of the college."
    - Richard (Di ck) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
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    "I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
    - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
    Red Arremer
    There are only 7 female characters in the Sonic series: Amy, Rouge, Blaze, Marine, Cream, Wave and Tikal.
    Ange
    Johto is the only main region in which Pikachu is not found in the wild.
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    "Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking."
    - Richard Haas, NBC News consultant
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    In Antwerp, Belgium, it is illegal to walk down the main street while wearing a bright red hat.<br>
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    "I didn't accept it. I received it."
    - Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
    Red Arremer
    Jet the Hawk is the first and only Sonic Riders character to appear outside of the racing spin-offs.
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    "Mattie's Restaurant and Yoghurt Palace, 'An alternative to Good Eating'"
    - Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas
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    "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
    - Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
    Red Arremer
    The Sony Playstation and the Philips CD-i were results of Nintendo breaking contracts to develop a CD Add-On for the SNES like the Sega Genesis had.
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    "While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind."
    - reason given for insurance claim
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    In Beijing, China, drivers of power-driven vehicles who stop at pedestrian crossings can be charged with 5 yen.
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    "I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
    - Ray Forsythe, Clemson recruit, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
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    "In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots."
    - Ralph Kiner, Mets broadcaster
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    "We'll be back with the recrap after this message."
    - Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster
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    All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
    - Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster
    Red Arremer
    The werewolf Cornell is the only character in Castlevania Judgment to not come from a 2D Castlevania.
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    Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
    - Radio news announcer
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    In Denmark, it is illegal to start a car while somebody is lying in front of it.
    Red Arremer
    The song "Vampire Killer" is the only song of the original NES Castlevania to be recycled in other games.
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    "Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry."
    - Press Release from Korean firm
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    "They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
    - Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
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    Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin takes place only a few years after Castlevania Bloodlines. One of the two heroes of the former game, Jonathan Morris, is the son of one of the heroes of the latter game, John Morris.
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    "Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
    - Police detective questioning a wounded officer
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    "After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
    - Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
    Red Arremer
    The only characters to be playable in more than one Castlevania game outside of remakes and Castlevania Judgment are Simon Belmont, Alucard, Richter Belmont, Trevor Belmont, Maria Renard and Soma Cruz.
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    "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
    - Pedro Guerrero, Baseball player, on reporters
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