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Zook

Zook

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    George Washington was the first you see, he once chopped down a cherry tree.
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    Congratulations, Zook. Be sure so save your notifications, we need screenshots.
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    "It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor."
    - Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial
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    "It was pretty good. Even the music was nice."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player, after attending an opera

    "I really didn't say everything I said."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player

    "A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player

    "It's like deja vu all over again."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player

    "Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
    - Yogi Berra, Baseball player
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    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
    - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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    "We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles."
    - Wesley Bolin, Governor
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    "My lord, we find the man who stole the mare not guilty."
    - Welsh Jury Verdict
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    "Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running."
    - Warning label on central air conditioning unit
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    "You can't just let nature run wild."
    - Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor
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    "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
    - Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player
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    "They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us."
    - Vichy government (1941 - 1945)
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    "I don't know all the certain words to word it."
    - Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography
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    "I just don't think America wants a female host. It's like men don't walk around in skirts in this country. Why change a good thing?"
    - Vanna White
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    "Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their short, mean lives so that I could keep warm."
    - Valerie Perrine, Actress
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    "We didn't lose, we weren't beaten, we just came in second."
    - U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics
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    "And an Mansell comes into the pits, he's quite literally sweating his eyeballs out."
    - UK Sports coverage on TV
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    "Did people build this, or did Indians?"
    - Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park
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    "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
    - Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins
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    "Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
    - Tony Bennett, Singer
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    "I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians."
    - Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament
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    "Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem."
    - Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister
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    "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
    - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
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    Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
    Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
    - Testimony from court records
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    "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
    - Terry Venables
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    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
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    "I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible."
    - Ted Turner, Media Mogul
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    "I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
    - Ted Kenneday, US Senator
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    "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
    - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor
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    "It's like their own personal equipment, like you have pens."
    - General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.
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    "Bobby Gould thinks I'm trying to stab him in the back. In fact I'm right behind him."
    - Stuart Pearson
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    "What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?"
    - Stuart Hall, Radio 5 live
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    "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
    - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
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