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Zook

Zook

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    "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)"
    - Sign on door of repair shop

    I'm gonna keep going until I run out of quotes.
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    "This Is The Gate Of Heaven, Enter Ye All By This Door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
    - Sign on church door
    :mad:
    "SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
    - Sign on backseat of Taxi
    :mad:
    "MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M."
    - Sign outside bowling alley in Lakewood, CO
    :mad:
    Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
    - Sign in Men's clothing store
    :mad:
    "After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board."
    - Sign in a British office.
    :mad:
    "Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar."
    - Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
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    "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
    - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
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    In England, it is illegal to produce a stamp with the picture of the queen, if she is turned up side down.
    Red Arremer
    Sonic Rivals, Sonic Rivals 2 and Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) are the only Sonic games not released on a Sega or Nintendo system.
    :mad:
    "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
    - Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
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    "A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."
    - Samuel Goldwyn
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    "Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride."
    - St. Louis Disptach Headline (should have read "bridge.")
    Red Arremer
    Sonic R introduced Metal Knuckles and Tails Doll - Tails' artificial counterpart - as playable characters. They were never seen again since then.
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    "He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out."
    - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937
    Red Arremer
    Every Sonic game with the exception of several spin-offs and the "storybook" games introduced a new character to the series.
    Frown
    If a steam engine is driven on a main road in England, a man must walk ahead of it and warn people.
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    "Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running."
    - Ron Pickering
    Red Arremer
    Sonic CD has two separate soundtracks: One for the Japanese version and one for the Western version.
    :mad:
    "Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
    - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster
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    "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
    - Ron Atkinson
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    In Scotland, it is illegal to handle a cow while being influenced by alcohol.
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    "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
    - Ron Atkinson
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