z00ted

Are you home?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?????

shut up






















































yes

No prob dude.

did u like the video i posted?

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiRZ2Sh5-XuM&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCwkej79U3ek%26ob%3Dav2e&start2=22&authorName=Hip+Hop


OMG

immediately mute the left video

Hey dude if you reeeeally need help paying for HOBO, I can
help you out. You're no scrub, so I know I'll be doing the tourney a favor.

Just PM me if you need the money.

go on aim when you can.

Please never post like xyro

Remember how I posted that paragraph about how zair was created? It was mega creative and ended being so dumb that it was funny. The key to a post like that is to start with a subject you know very well(let's say someone asked you about DKC 2). Then add in stuff(people/items/places/events) that has NOTHING to do with it and make it all tie in. Maybe even through in some bogus dates or something. Another major thing is when you include all these ******** things, you got make sure the read can UNDERSTAND wtf you are trying to say.

TLDR: just make it corny as crap
But funny too



Rough draft example:


So one night while i was watching interracial ****** amputee porn, the door bell suddenly rang. I got up from my bean bag, put real clothes on(i was wearing a speedo+neck tie ) and headed to the door. To my surprise, no one was there. Just a letter lay in front of me. As I opened the letter, rice fell out. That was a dead give away that RT(damn Asians) wrote it but i read it anyway. It said, "dear Illmatic, would you stick bamboo in my happy place? Love, the guy who trains rockets." Immediately i went to my local Pizza Hut and bought a fully automatic shotgun and headed to RTs house. Standing in front of his door, I knocked calmly. RT opened the door with a smile and said "dear diary, JACKPOT!!!!!!!" I proceeded to unloaded all 700 shotgun shells into his face so that not even god could determine who this pile of bloody meat used to be. Later that day I had ice cream. The end!

What areas do u feel you are weak in? Sarcasm posts? Gifs? Creativity?

Sup trashmon

That was unexpected

You make me cry

Lol why'd you get only 3 months? Get the better deal.

You can't, deal with it.

Any more questions?!?!?

1. Sell maplestory

2. Work

3. Go to college and get good grades

What classes are you taking?

Xplain.......

Y u back

Y
E jll

Dude, im not mad/hate you any more. I see whats really going on now when it comes to you getting banned for "trolling." You simply suck at it. I want to teach you to correct what to carry out your trolling raids. Once you get unbanned, hit me up and ill share my secrets with you.

Eat a ****

N O fgt

That'd be ridiculously hard with your avatar. It'd be peaches face on an orange background...

Hah, you're the first person who has asked :X.
Everybody is so timid.

About a 46. Its been like that since yo mom poped you out.

Daaaa aang

This will change your life

http://puddlegum.net/radiohead-01-and-10/

I still hate you though

Some old dude in my work was wearing an Arcade Fire tee that I have and I started talking to him about them and ****, he told me I should listen to this band.

What do you think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhrcckqvTko

Also, did you like Philip Glass stuff?

Have you listened to The Names That Spell? They were a local band from my hometown in Illinois that grew a little more popular than local. Try'm.

Thanks, I will watch all of them. : )

Do you know any other movies similar to Howls moving castle or spirited away?

I've heard about Spirited Away for like 8 years and barely saw it yesterday. It was so good...

give him a dazzle for his birthday

So, DDR tomorrow? Should we take a chance with TS?

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now i'm here so it's 3 percent swag

ur wall is full of gay

i love dazzles

do you prefer subbed or dubbed?

yes sir! i'll find a link

if you do! i wanted to watch My Neighbor Totoro!