It would just be small extensions of what I've already told you though. Just apply what I've said, and I'll try to be more specific next time. I'm already kinda overdue on another critique...
Had the one of the BEST lunch periods I've ever had in my life today, that's what.
Alright, to set the scene: I sit at one end of the table with another pretty cool bro. Sitting along the sides are five girls, two on each side, and another I'd never seen before in my life on the end (ignore her I guess).
One girl is full-black (and...well...kinda let's you know it lulz), one is half black half white (think loud, b*tchy white girl that's smart) who was on her period that day (lulz), and two white girls (one is very athletic, but not muscular, also the GF of my very best friend, and the other is a conductor for the band and slightly socially incompetent). You pretty much only have to focus on the full-black girl, as you can guess the reactions of the other three/four.
Ok, now the stage is set. Wait, I also need to note that:
1. The all-black chic, "Destiny," gets loud/mad over nothing.
2. The other day, we talked about why guys had to have one urinal in between them when they went to the bathroom (girls ask funny as crap questions sometimes).
Ok, so Destiny asks my bro (Joe, sure why not) and I about whether or not it was gay if two bros sat side-by-side in a movie theater. (Btw, she thought of this since I told her that when I went to the movies with my other friend last week, shut up we tried to get more people, we had to have the one seat rule) We both agreed that the "1 man rule" (OMR) applies in that situation, just as the urinal one to avoid gayness.
She countered by saying that what if a girl sat with them? Do they suddenly become not gay?
We then had to explain to her how if a girl sat with two guys sitting next to eachother, it was only because the guys were expecting her. Therefore, the sitting together prepares for the girl, which is very NOT gay.
Finally, she decided to point at a GROUP of guys sitting together in the lunchroom. "What about them?" (only imagine 500 decibles louder)
I calmly gave her the weapons she needed to finish making her point so I could counter her. I got this far in my explanation:
"Look, it really depends on the situation when it goes past two people. I mean, for all we know right now, they could be having a big gay orgy, and-"
"Yeah! That's exactly what they're doing isn't it? Having a buncha gay sex over there! etc etc etc"
It took 2 minutes before I could actually make her listen again, but it was funny so who cares.
"Now look here Destiny, it really depends on the activity of the guys now. If they're loud and laughing, then they're obviously straight and probably talking about girls, cuz that's what guys do (got an eyeroll/psssht to that). Now, if they're quiet, then they're most likely either gay or intellectual. Gays don't want people to know they're there, and intellectuals are self-conscious enough to realize what effect the noise volume will have on other people."
That's as far as we got because I got interrupted by Destiny/laughter/disturbed faces at the table lulz. Funny as all.
