Recent content by Matt

Underwear-free since '02. END THE OPPRESSION FREE YOUR NUTS TODAY

oh baby yaaaah

http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1318

wtf, that was supposed to be in all caps. stupid smashboards >=C

Mission.. Compleet

Oooh, so close to perfect! I get this also, but with onions and Sweet Onion sauce too. TRY IT!! <3 Subway so much My fave is the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki but sadly it's not a 5-dollar footlong deal. Roasted Chicken Breast is close enough.

Thanks for all the well-wishes guys! GREAT NEWS: I delivered the baby and it's a healthy baby boy, 8 lbs, 11 oz. After 74 hours of grueling labor, I am now a proud mother. =D

hehehehehehehehehehe That is all.

After much deliberation, I've made a decision: I'm out. It was fun while it lasted.

Nah, there wasn't a chat. When I found out Jam Stunna was taking over, I figured there was no longer a need for one.

I think we should have a discussion (AIM chat?) to discuss the fate of this thing. How's tomorrow night at 7 Central for you guys? SN: Lord Comis

In the summer of 1998, Zangief found himself deep in the heart of the evil dictator’s secret headquarters, surrounded on all sides by an industrial labyrinth stretching out in every direction, dark, echoing pathways like a bear-filled cavern. Rapid footfalls reverberated off the steel walls from...

The earth trembled beneath the giant’s feet with every determined step he took. He sauntered through the dusty road like a mohawked titan come to slap Zeus around like a red-headed American stepchild. All be damned who stood in the path of this inhuman tower of beef. With every ripped muscle on...

I uttered my first word while dropping to my knees and looking to the sky: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." More or less.