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Pen and Sword: A game for storytellers. Day 1: Game Start

Sharpevil

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Pen and Sword is my personal name for a game that has existed in many forms on many forums. This is not a game for those with commitment issues, those who dislike writing, or anyone incapable of capitalizing the first letter of their sentence. However. If you like to tell stories, have a character in your head clawing to be cemented in history, and enjoy some healthy competition, read on.

HOW TO PLAY

I - Overview
II - Winning and Losing
III - Character Information Sheets
IV - Reserves
V - "Good" Playing and "Bad" Playing
VI - Misc FAQ
VII - Characters Playing In THIS Game


I -- OVERVIEW​
Here are the rules in a nutshell, which I will soon explain in depth. The game is an all-out war of combat and writing skill. In this game, each participating player submits a profile of the character they will be adding to the story. The characters will all then be dropped into a tournament where the object is to kill all the other players. When the game begins, the GM will post a prologue, which will drop each character into the game at a certain location. Once the game has begun, players can "reserve" a spot by putting in a post with the word "Reserved". This gives the player a set amount of time (Depending on the number of players at the time and speed of the game, it could be from 3-24 hours.) to write their piece of the story. Once each character has gotten an opportunity to get some writing in, the GM will make his reserve, and end the round. At this point, the GM determines who is the weakest writer, and writes their piece of the story, eliminating their character. (generally, but not always, through death.) The object of the game is to be the last character standing. Please note that this is a long game for those who don't lose early, so please be prepared to keep going. Nothing is more disappointing than having a game fall apart because nobody feels like writing.

IMPORTANT: You may choose to use a character from an existing work. One of the best characters I've seen in the game was Don Quixote. Others have used characters from various animes and video games, such as Big O, or Final Fantasy. This should not be a crutch. If you wish to use a character from an existing series, be sure you are a good enough writer to do the original justice. The GM reserves the right to deny these sorts of entries. Keep it classy.

II -- WINNING AND LOSING​
As stated earlier, there is only one way to win: Be the last person standing. In addition, because nearly every one of these games includes the characters being forced to kill each other against their will, the characters have, on occasion, staged uprisings against the GM's character. This can happen in the last or second to last round. When this happens, the GM may choose to become a playing character, and the winner will be decided by votes of those not playing. If two players rise against the GM, they may both win, if their writing abilities are on par with each other. This is the only time more than one player can win.

Losing comes in two simple varieties. The first way is dying with honor. You write your heart out, you put up a good fight, but the GM is forced to kill your character off because the other players simply managed to outshine you. There is nothing wrong with this.

However, not everyone stays the course, and the GM maybe be forced to disqualify someone for inactivity. This will look no different from a regular loss. The character will be removed and a new round will begin.

I understand that some people are a bit sensitive about having their characters killed off. The only guaranteed way to keep your character alive is to win, but depending on whether or not the GM had a death planned, you may be able to arrange a kinder fate for your character with the GM.


III -- CHARACTER INFORMATION SHEETS​

Before you can play, you need a character. You can make one up, or "borrow" it from something else. Using characters from other materials is only suggested for the best writers. Certain characters may be denied at the discretion of the GM. Regardless of where your character is from, you must fill out a CIS. Every player will have a different color. All length suggestions are merely guidelines, and may be ignored if you so desire. Please PM your completed CISes to the GM. (Me.)

CIS:

Character Name

Character Race

Age

Text color

Apearance- A paragraph or so description of the character's appearance.

Description- A 1-2 paragraph description of the character's personality, origins, fears, morals, etc. Don't be too descriptive; after all, then you won't have as much material to write about once the game starts. Give us a rough idea of what your character's like. For a full character, it is good to include flaws as well as strong points.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc.- What sort of weapon does your character wield? Does he or she rely on martial arts techniques? Do they use magic? Can they fight at all? (Because your character is being dropped into a fighting tournament, it is best, but not necessary to create a battle-ready character.)



Do not feel limited in the creation of your character. Remember, the winner is based on writing skill, not their character's abilities. You can choose to play a 16 year old girl from Colonial America, or a crazed swordsman with a magical glove giving near-godlike abilities. Either can win, and neither has an excuse for god-moding. (See: Good and Bad playing) For ideas on the variety of characters you can create, previous characters have included:

A young girl who communicates with a rabbit
An old man who commands six sentient marionette puppets
Don Quixote
A Twenty Foot Norwegian Titan formed of demonic black paper
The group of sentient leeches from resident evil 0
Inspector Gadget

Here are some examples of previous CIS entries. Please note that these are rather long ones, and that yours can be as short as you want.

Name: Leebrus

Age: 11

Color:Green

Race: Human

Appearance- A Link-ish green cap, blond hair, a tattered dark green shirt overtop of a light green long-sleeved shirt, baggy, dirty, tattered brown pants.

Description: Leebrus lived for a long time in an orphanage, where he was the subject of abuse of the nasty old owners of the place. One day, he acquired a magic pocket watch, one of four (each of which represents one of the four elements). His particular watch allows him to alter the age of things, with certain limitations that I'll explain in the Weapons section. At first, he used this new power to right wrongs that he saw, but has now descended into using it for his own amusement. He absolutely loathes adults, and often makes them the butt of his trickery.

Weapons: As explained above, Leebrus has a very large pocket watch. He will swing this around like a ball-and-chain (though it's not quite as large as one) when combat is required of him. Other than that, he uses the watches special properties to manipulate the ages of his enemies/victims. There is are certain rules that he must adhere to, and since I don't plan on explicitly telling them during the story, I guess I'll list them here.

1. Depending on the amount of change he performs, the speed at which he makes things age, and the victim's proximity to the watch, Leebrus expends a certain amount of energy. Therefore, ideal conditions would be for him to change something as little as necessary, as slowly as possible, and while the victim is in direct physical contact with the watch. The watch can't affect things far distances from it at all. Overuse of the watch can physically exhaust him or even kill him.

2. When Leebrus uses his powers on himself or an inanimate object, the first two things that cost him energy in the previous paragraph are ignored; he'll only expend energy if he isn't touching the object with the watch.

3. The watch has an infinite ability to make animals and people younger. For every year of time taken away from a victim, a year gets stored inside the watch. Leebrus can then add these years to other victims in order to age them. He'll start this game off with 10 years, unless Sharp objects.

4. Making some one so young that they become unborn or aging some one to the point of death both take MASSIVE amounts of energy, and are therefore usually not done.

5. While fighting, the amount of energy comfortable for Leebrus is one where every direct hit with the watch will take off or add one year, depending on which he wants to do. He very seldomly defeats opponents by actually KO'ing them or something similar; his goal is instead to make them an age at which they are no longer a threat.

6. Leebrus' watch is the one that represents wind. Therefore, he has the ability to hover above the ground a few feet.
Colour - Blue

Seth Albel

Age 23

Weapons - Although proficient with every weapon, he excels with a bowstaff and at marksmanship. His martial arts is also something to fear.

Bowstaff, Martial Arts, Revolver. (Don't have firing the gun in your posts, mmkay?)


Physical Description

Fair skinned and standing at 5'11, Seth is both incredibly fit and flexible. He is slim, and thusly isn't as powerful as the more robust fighters. However, he more than makes up for this with his speed, technicality, and endless stamina. With this, he is easily able to outlast his opponents and discover flaws in their technique. He has dirty blond hair and green eyes. As for clothing, he wears a white material long coat, which parts above his hips. (Sort of like Seto Kaiba's blue one, for all you Yu-Gi-Oh kids) Under this, he wears a black undershirt, and fitted black pants. His clothes are specially tailored for him, and are strangely durable and leave plenty of room for his martial arts. He also wears black boots, with tiny spikes on the bottom to improve traction.


Psychological Description

Seth is very calm and collected. Along with that, he is also very intelligent. His quick wit allows him to constantly come up with new approaches on the battlefield. He is very arrogant, so he only decides to fight when he feels it's worth his time. He carries around a case of cigarettes, and smokes however many he sees fit per day. He is never afraid of any person, creature, or object. Rather, he'd find enjoyment being on the losing side of a battle. HE WILL NOT BE THE ONE TO INITIATE A FIGHT.

Likes - Reading, Sunsets, Obstacles. (um, the moon!)
Dislikes - Being interrupted, Weak people, wasteful people
Fears - Running out of cigarettes.


Background

Seth is the leader of a Bounty Hunter's guild, based in Spain. His nationality isn't known, and neither is much of his past. What is known however, is that he appeared as a bounty hunter at the tender age of 15. He learned how to use each weapon in the bounty hunter guild's armory, becoming at least mediocre with each. His teachers quickly became his subbordinates, as he became the leader at the age of 20. He went off for a year on a special assignment, returning as an exponentially better fighter, and a chain smoker. He never lets anybody touch his cigarettes.
Please note that in all likelihood, we are going to have more than enough "mysterious samurai/ninja loner with extreme battle skill" types. You're welcome to use one if you'd like, but if you're too similar to someone else, you may find it difficult to differentiate yourself from them.

IV -- RESERVES​
Reserves are fairly simple. When you want time to write out a chunk of story and nobody else has a reserve, simply put in a post which clearly states that you reserve the next post. You will have a certain number of hours to write. As the game progresses, you will get more time per reserve. If your reserve time runs out, your reserve will be cancelled, and you will have until another player reserves to post your story. If another player reserves, you may not post, as it may contradict what they are writing.

V -- "GOOD" PLAYING AND "BAD" PLAYING​
Because this is a writing game, you have virtually limitless potential in what you can do during your turn. The best players tend to spice things up to keep the game interesting, forming groups and truces with their characters, triggering huge events that everyone must respond to, and filling in their characters with lots of personality for others to work with.

There are two practices majorly frowned upon in this game: god-moding and player-controlling. These are considered very unsporting, and will count against you when the GM is considering who to kill off.

God-moding is when you treat your character as though he were invincible. Theoretically, a character can have infinite power, but it annoys everyone if he constantly taps into it to beat the ever-loving crap out of all of the other characters. Even though the story is about characters fighting, the actual battle is one of writing skill, and it's both boring and poor writing to have a character that has no faults. Heck, your character could lose every fight he takes part in, but if you're the best writer, you'll still win.

Player-controlling is when you write extensively about the thoughts and actions of a character other than your own, especially when your portrayal of the character is inaccurate. This rule becomes laxer as the game goes on and you learn more about the subtleties of the characters of others; after all, how are you supposed to write well if you can only talk about one character? Still, try to avoid this near the beginning. The GM will probably be lenient on you for this one unless the player who owns that character complains. In addition, it's generally a bad idea to permanently mutilate another player's character. (Cutting off fingers, scarring the face, etc.) The best way to avoid trouble with other characters is to get in touch with them through AIM or another instant messager. If you send your AIM to me with your CIS, I will put it into your character's profile.

VI -- MISC FAQ​

Q: How much do I have to write?
A: That depends on your competition. Generally, the average length will be somewhere between 1 and 2 pages in Microsoft Word. Quantity is secondary to quality, however, and two pages of poorly written story will still lose to half a page of well written story.

Q: You talk about this game like it's been around before? I can't find it. Has it been here?
A: This game is new to the smashboards. If necessary to get a feel for the game, I can post a link to a separate message board with a few older games on it, but I would prefer to start fresh here.

Q: How many people can play?
A: I would prefer to limit it to ten players, maximum. If I get more entries than this, some of the more suspect players may have to give a few paragraphs to prove their ability. If there are no suspect writers, we will either go above ten, or I will be forced to not include the later applicants.

Q: When is the game starting?
A: The game is expected to start around the 21 of June. At this point, school will be out in just about all US states, assuring that everyone has time to write. It also gives ample time for people to think about and submit their characters.

Q: I've found a flaw or error in your rules!/I have a question not in the FAQ!
A: Then send it to me through PM, or at my email address Sharpevil xATx Gmail.com

VII -- CHARACTERS​

EOR:

Character Name: Roger Ursidae

Character Race: Human

Age: 34

Text color: White

Appearance: He's a small man, maybe five feet at most, though he never bothered to measure himself. He has a blond beard, and blond hair down to the bottom of his neck. He has a bulbous nose and small beady eyes that are very light green. His facial hair consists of a handlebar mustache and chin puff. In short, an ugly little man with a pompous look.

Description-: Lived in Victorian England, where he helped fund several expeditions into the Congo, before securing himself as one of the leaders of the Ivory trade. Despite this, he only visited Africa once in his life, where he came down with malaria, and decided non-English places weren't for him. He made several enemies through the trade, and several more through his gambling and whoring. He managed to use his intelligence and wit to keep them at bay, and to buy out most of them, but eventually his backroom buisness deals were leaked, and he was sentenced to the Hijli penal colony in India. He arrived there, met another prisoner who was a Sadhu, and gave Roger a very potent type of tea. Turns out it was shroom tea. It's the version of him that's tripping out that's in the game, where he believes he can turn into a bear, and therefore can.

He's pretty much willing to backstab and lie his way to the top, and is rather blunt with what he says. Loathes his lot in life, and doesn't like money, he only likes what it can make people do. He has his vices, such as gambling and drinking. Besides that, he's tripping incredibly hard during this, so his experiences are strange. He doesn't realize he's tripping, so his thought process is normal, but all of his senses besides thinking are ****ed up, and he never questions the strange stuff that happens. He just accepts them. Like turning into a bear.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: He has a regular log axe, that he uses with two hands, that he was using to cut up wood when the tea hit him. He can turn into a Brown Bear, though only for short periods of times, and it's hard for him to control it. It tends to happen during the worst times, or when he thinks about bears. He can warp reality, though not consciously, nor to his favor. He has to be careful to not experience a "bad trip", which happens when he starts to lose. The effects are not good, but only not good for him. What happens when he trips (which is always) does not always effect reality. Sometimes it only effects him. What does and doesn't is up to people's personal ideas. His fighting style is bad. He's tripping, so not likely to be elegant with his hacking. At the same time, he isn't aware he's tripping.

VIRGILIJUS:

Character Name: Marshall D. Teach

Character Race: Human

Age: 40

Text color: Yellow Green

Appearance: Marshall is a physically imposing man: he's easily 8 feet tall and is missing quite a few teeth in that gnarled smile of his. He has a short, jet black beard that matches his shoulder length, wavy hair and an odd nose that protrudes almost to a point. His eyelashes are unusually thick for some one of his stature and they add a slight naivete and innocence to this otherwise monstrous man. His arms and legs are very thin and lanky compared to his gut, but he's not fat. His midsection is as solid as an oak and he is much stronger and tougher than he looks, which says a lot. His pants are a horrendous olive green and pistols and a bottle of rum are typically tucked in the front of a yellow sash. He wears a white collared shirt but never buttons it up, instead preferring to show his chest and his red beaded necklaces. He always wears a captain's jacket around his shoulders and a black tri corner hat. Marshall has a scent that reminds people of long, musty nights.

Description-: Marshall D. Teach has been a pirate for many years and has patiently bid his time to make himself known. He purposely joined the crew of Edward Newgate, the Whitebeard, the most powerful man in the world. Marshall chose a life on waiting in Newgate's shadow to get what he wanted: a treasure that granted him immense powers. The only problem was, another one of Newgate's pirates found it first and Marshall was forced to kill him in cold blood to take it, which he did without hesitation. With his treasure in tow, he was now wanted for murder by the most powerful man in the world and was labeled as "the Blackbeard". However, gaining this treasure was only the first part of his great goal, and he has many more things to do before his desires are satiated.

Marshall won't let anyone get in the way of his goals and will be as callous and brutal as he needs to be. But all of that ire and rage of his is only directed at his opponents and adversaries: if some one doesn't conflict with him, he'll let them go on their merry way. But people that rub him or his ideas the wrong way evoke a lifelong grudge, however long that life may be.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: He has a pistol or two tucked into his pants, but they are there merely for show. He is a brawler at heart and while lacking much form or grace, can throw a deceivingly fast punch that can bring the biggest of men to their knees. But his main weapon is his treasure: a cursed fruit that lets him transform into and control "the darkness", a void like substance that lets him pull things into himself and expel them at his pleasure. The darkness looks akin to black smoke and can emanate from Marshall whenever he wishes to pull things into himself. The only downfall to this power is that it pulls everything into him, including attacks. When this happens, he takes what essentially equates to twice the damage and has to rely on his incredible endurance to last long enough to finish the fight. However, as an unwelcome side affect of this power, he cannot swim and can easily drown if he is not careful around lakes and seas.


EVIL EYE:

Character Name: Bruce Clay Cooper

Character Race: Human

Age: 51

Text color: Blue

Appearance: Cooper is a large man, standing just over six feet tall and weighing well over two hundred pounds, he has the bulk and muscle of a football player, though he has gained a small paunch in his latest years of middle age. Despite this, he remains a surprisingly agile and durable man for his age, and people are often surprised to find themselves outran by him. His right hook is known to break jaws and he once suckerpunched a target into a brief coma.

Cooper typically wears a red T-shirt, brown leather jacket, well-worn from his many adventures, blue jeans and thick boots. He is bald, and often forgets to shave. His face is a widened array of injuries collected as only a man who spent his days trading fists could boast -- a flattened, oft-broken nose, battered and thick lips, mild but common facial scars.

Description-: Cooper was initially a police officer in the city of Orlando. However, just a few years into his career, he soon gathered a severe disdain for procedural and structural flaws that allowed many of his hard-won collars to go free. The last straw was in 1986, when he sat outside a known serial-pedophile's home waiting for an arrest warrant to come and ended up called away from the scene due to lack of evidence.

Quitting, Cooper spiralled into a brief period of alcoholism before the idea of pursuing justice outside the law came to mind. He acquired a bounty hunting licence, and before long the name B.C. Cooper was feared by those hoping to escape justice. Finding purpose in bringing criminals in with no one to answer to but himself, Cooper's reputation as almost sadistically violent with his charges began to precede him. He is, above all else, doggedly persistent, and he would live his days as a bounty hunter by the code that he would finish what he starts or die in the process.

In finding himself on what he felt was a proper path for himself, Cooper made little time for friends. Those that he had, at the time, soon faded into the mist in favor of his pursuits and determination to do what he felt was right. This has led to a lonely existence, although he would never consider this.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: After losing some fights to the odd savvy criminal, Cooper put his bounty hunting on hold briefly while he trained in krav maga with a private instructor. This, in addition to his police training, added a much-needed degree of technical skill and finnesse to his, at the time, ordinary brawler fighting style. Though Cooper was no doubt a world-class fighter in the prime of his bounty hunting career, and though he trains hard to stay in shape, he has of course slowed down somewhat in his age. He remains highly skilled and very strong, but his speed has been difficult to maintain, and thus he is bound to have difficulty with a combatant that is faster than he. All the same, Cooper staves off retirement because he can often counter this by fighting dirty. Whatever it takes.

As many of his charges would attempt fleeing to Mexico or even farther south, Cooper has taught himself to speak most dialects of Spanish.

In addition to the random skills one picks up when operating outside the law -- lock-picking, B&E techniques, hotwiring, etc -- Cooper has a set "toolbelt" of sorts that he uses to optimize his success.

Taser: A standard police-issue Taser that fires a probe on a wire that lodges itself into the victim and releases a paralyzing and incredibly painful electric charge. Has a limited range equivalent to roughly the length of your average house.

Baton: A titanium alloy extendable baton that can go from half a foot long to a solid two-point-five feet long at the flick of a wrist. It hurts. A lot.

Handcuffs: A bounty hunter's second-best friend.

Pepperspray: Self-explanatory, a highly caustic aerosol that causes temporary blindness.

PDA: Cooper uses this for just about everything, from communication via its cellphone and e-mail technologies to information storage. Cooper keeps a file in his PDA on almost every person he ever meets and his thoughts on what they may or may not be up to. He has personally made a steel faceplate to protect the PDA from damage, and the screen is highly durable Plexiglass. The PDA also doubles as his camera, binoculars, and GPS unit.

Switchblade: One of the illicit skills picked up in his days of bounty hunting, Cooper's trusty switchblade has proven a highly useful tool... and a highly deadly last-ditch weapon.

Beretta 92FS: A highly accurate nine-millimeter firearm with a ten round detachable magazine. This would be a bounty hunter's first best friend.



TOM:

Character Name: Molly Day

Character Race: Human

Age: 10

Text color: Yellow

Appearance: Molly is a young, 4’5’’ 70 lbs middle-school girl stuck in an overwhelmingly large suit of steel knight’s armor almost twice her size. Standing at a wobbly eight feet and weighing an awkward couple hundred of pounds, Armored Mo is something to be feared… she might trip and fall on top of you. Don't be fooled by taking off the armor's helmet and finding a headless warrior - she just isn't tall enough to see that way and has to look through the grates in the armored chest plate (with a convenient hatch-door that can open from the inside!).

Description: Molly is defined by her preadolescence – she is young and her naivete provides her both youth’s token fearfulness and happiness. The armor belongs to her grandfather, and she found it in his basement full of old medieval artifacts and weaponry and immediately just had to get inside it. She is afraid of almost anything that is dangerous but recognizes the great protection her armor brings.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: Molly has a two handed great axe that came with the armor, and she has the suit of armor itself. She is very clumsy but has learned through necessity how to effectively walk and maneuver without exerting too much energy. She can fight when she needs to, but she would much rather have a little bit of help getting out of this crazy suit… a pursuit that seems to perpetually evade her.


MACMAN:

Character Name: He is referred to as Saruwatari

Character Race: Human

Age: 11

Text Color: Crimson

Appearance: Saru is a scrawny, but lean young boy; he is just nigh of 5 feet tall and weighs about 98 pounds. He has clear chocolate colored skin and small but defined muscles throughout his body. His hair that was once long and chaotic is now cut down to just a few millimeters. He maintains the care-free expression of a boy though his brown eyes show a hint of sadness. A small, horizontal scar can be seen just above his left eyebrow.

A small, crimson, monkey can generally be seen hanging from Saru's shoulder or curiously poking his head out of Saru's black drawstring bag. His name is Kohiin[Ko].

Description: Saru lived in Africa until the age of 8, where he was raised in a jungle by his father. They lived in a very secluded area; not many people came by the house. Because of not having much outside human contact, he would befriend many of the local animals.

However his father was a very strict and knowledgeable man. He taught Saru many things, ranging from how to speak english and japanese to how to kill a wild boar. Saru suffered from what Americans would refer to as ADHD, and because of this his father pushed and disciplined him very much in order to not let such a condition affect Saru to a great extent. Because of his fathers guidance, Saru turned out to be a quick learner and well disciplined. When he turned 8, he witnessed the death of his father and only parent.

At that time he was flown to New York and put in an orphanage. A few months later he ran away from the orphanage and began to live on the streets of New York. He relied on petty crimes like pick-pocketing and stealing from convenience stores to survive. However he would feel bad about doing such things and would always try to do one good deed for each bad deed that he committed in order to repent. The good deeds generally would not be well balanced with the bad ones. For example, helping an old lady cross the street would be enough to make him feel better about accidentally causing a small traffic accident while fleeing from the cops. But in his adolescent mind it seemed to be a fair trade-off.

Weapons, Techniques, Etc: His father taught Saru Judo, Tae Kwon Do, and Capoiera. Saru is also very quick and agile and has a good deal of endurance and energy. He sometimes carries around a red wooden staff that he is very adept at using. He also has a small switch-blade that he uses to cut open the pockers and purses of unsuspecting civilians. Saru has an uncanny connection with animals; any creatures that are around tend to gravitate towards him and will generally help him out with any struggles that he may have.


TUSM:

Character Name: Mixszt (Pronounced Mist)

Character Race: Human

Age: 19.78 Years

Color: Dark Orchid

Appearance: Mixszt is quite lean, but he has a slight muscular build, similar to that of Link's. He wears a deep blue scarf on his head, completely hiding his hair. His dress attire is rather plain. A long-sleeved white shirt worn underneath a short-sleeved black button-up shirt, with matching colored jeans. A pair of thick, black boots completes this simple ensemble. Also, he wears a cape, but not in a standard fashion. He wears it to the side, covering his right arm.

Description: Mixszt is the younger brother of legendary bounty hunter, Samus Aran. He trained under her watchful eye until the age of 16.

Going out on his first mission, to investigate a meteor collision on Planet Tallon IV, he stumbled across an odd, highly corrosive substance, soon to be called Phazon. Once he came in contact with it, he would never be the same. His power suit became infected and eventually damaged beyond use. However, his arm cannon was still intact. The phazon completely took over his body, but his internal organs welcomed the phazon with open arms. It seemed as though the Phazon strengthened his overall physique.

Upon arrival to his home planet, everyone saw him as a corrupt, evil being. Even his sister looked at him differently. No one wanted anything to do with him. He was shunned from society.

Since he was ashamed of his appearance, he returned to his ship and hyperspaced to a random set of co-ordinates. Hopefully, never to be traced, never to return.

Upon arrival at this new world, he associated himself with a race, not too dissimilar to his. He quickly became friends with one of their most skilled swordman, Lawrence. Mixszt was intrigued with this form of fighting, and he asked Lawrence to teach him a few things. Lawrence agreed to teach him one lesson a week.

The lessons would go on for months, which turned into years. After receiving sufficient training, Mixszt wanted to travel around this mostly uncharted "rock." Before departing, Lawrence gave him a special sword known as the Falcon Sword. Mixszt took it as a keepsake, marking his true friendship, or something like that he says.

Mixszt went on to venture to unknown places, telling stories of his past to people all over the world. Some stories became folk tales. Others became legends.

Weapons, Techniques, etc.: Mixszt doesn't wear any type of armor, and is quite nimble as a result. He recently duscovered he has an incredible jumping ability. His training with his Power Suit helped him build that talent. He is very skilled with a sword, but he tends to get a bit reckless. Also, he has his Phazon-based arm cannon behind his cape. As a result of his Phazon corruption, his blood has turned into pure Phazon. This is both helpful and disadvantageous. As mentioned before, Phazon is highly corrosive. If he is cut, he can use the Phazon to injure his opponent. However, his arm cannon is only capable of Phazon based missiles. If he uses too much Phazon, or he's bleeding, his firepower is greatly diminished. However, his arm cannon makes for an excellent shield.


KEVINM:

Character Name: Icho Itachi

Character Race: Human

Nickname: One Punch

Age: 25

Text color: Sandy Brown

Appearance: He's an extremely tall slender man of about 6'9 with a majority of the height being in his legs which are of his most prominent features. He wears a loose fitting suit and a white fedora and is normally seen with a prominent scowl upon his face. He has platinum blonde hair at medium length and he weighs roughly 175 pounds. His entire body is rippled with toned muscle and he walks with a swagga.

Description-: Itachi is a 25 year old chef for an old sushi restaurant out of necessity. He had no where else to go as he was abandoned at a young age by his parents who were creeped out by a very special trait of Itachi's. He has no emotions, ever since he was little he just went through life and it sickened his parents. He was found torturing cats and other children by beating them and forcing them to do things for him that he didn't want to do himself. His parents soon got rid of him fearing for their own safety as his lack of emotion and his demands for perfection became too threatening to the family. He saw himself as a plane above everyone else. As a result he always keeps himself in flawless condition and his cooking is renowned throughout the world. The only thing he ever could express himself in was art, but due to his utter lack of emotion he often found himself throwing away pieces that would otherwise be considered works of worth. However, his lack of emotions contributes to his brutal fighting style as he kicks and punches much harder and faster then most human beings since he has absolutely no reservations of human life and doesn't tire as quickly.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: Itachi stands with his hands loosely tucked into his pockets, relying on his height and leg span to both defend and attack. Using his legs like a man would a sword, holding up his leg & using defensive kicks to parry peoples blows, using his speed to constantly be just out of reach of the opponent. When doing kicks he will keep his distance, spending most of the time defending to wear down the opponent, then finish them with a swift kick to the head. Often, if provoked to fight longer than the blow to his head, he would bring down his kicks like someone would when slashing with a sword, bringing his legs down from high up & striking down ones body. Fists are the same, he mainly defends, but instead uses counters more than simple parrying, catches the fist, crushes the fist. Catches the fist, pulls the arm out of the socket. And in the same way as the legs & feet he will finish with a blow to the head. He is also very fast. When he simply can't be bothered to block he is more than happy to duck & weave as the opponent throws whatever at him. Not only is he strong (possibly because pain doesn't hold him back) he is much faster than most normal people & shows acrobatic skills like they are as natural to him as breathing & will often flip over people in a means of getting away. He would land perfectly & then calmly walk away, hands in pockets. If someone was watching one of Itachi's fights they would think he was toying with his opponent, much like an older brother would to his younger brother. However his lack of feeling adds a lack of morality & his hits are brutal & merciless.

Weapons: He has almost no weapons those in times of great peril he has blades hidden in his wingtips that he merely access by pressing a button with his big toe.


MATT:

Character Name: Zangief, aka The Red Cyclone

Character Race:
80% Human, 15% Grizzly Bear, 5% Borscht

Age:
53

Text color:
Red

Appearance:
Imagine, if you will, a man who is shaped like a barrel. Now imagine 15 men shaped like barrels, all jammed together like Voltron. This man’s towering height and chiseled beard alone are enough to strike fear into the hearts of hapless fighters everywhere, but it’s truly his multi-gallon barrels of pure Herculean might that make his opponents tremble. At 7’ 2” (not including his three-inch Mohawk) and 382 lbs, he is one of the most massive figures to ever grace (hog) an arena. He has the uncanny ability to grow hair only in select places, and has a fluffy V-shaped tuft on his chest and hairy forearms as well as hairy shins. Furthermore, his body is covered in jagged scars from his time spent wrestling bears. For sport? For Fetish? None can say.

Zangief wears a red pair of Superman underwear with gold trim, as well as red wrestler boots and cuffs with the same design. His eyes pierce through you with the ferocity of a wild beast, and he is always flashing his teeth in a predatory fashion.

Description:
This is what glasnost has brought you, comrade: Enter the best wrestler that Russia has ever known. With the intent of proving Russia’s greatness to the world, Zangief entered into the world fighting arena to compete in various Street Fighter tournaments. Following his first ever victory in the 4th major tournament (bolshaya pobyeda!), The Red Cyclone has become an international symbol of pride, determination, and special moves that quickly rob you of half your health. He is often seen boasting about his strength and encouraging others to bulk up as well, believing that size really is everything.

And though his strength as a fighter is a given, Zangief is not particularly adept at making the best decisions for himself. He is undeniably well-meaning and good-natured, but in the same sense that Lenny from Of Mice and Men didn’t mean any harm when he pet those little furry creatures (aka women) a little too hard. At times he has been duped by the worst men in the world to push their evil agenda, and it is fair to say that his blindly loyal sensibility is his greatest weakness. He is a formidable minion, and talking him out of a fight can be as daunting a task as stopping a freight train from running over a tied-up damsel; you can move the damsel, but you cannot stop the Russian machine.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc: Equipped only with muscles and his bear hands (haha, get it?), Zangief is a true grappler. He is known primarily for three special moves, all of which can be used to counter the strengths of his opponents. He despises projectiles of any kind, so he has developed the Double Lariat to spin his way like a rampaging scarecrow through any and all projectiles. And in spite of being incredibly slow due to his tank-like stature, he can exert his energy to twirl quickly towards his opponent with a technique called The Banishing Fist, with all the grace of a Grizzly Bear performing ballet. His last technique is his most famous and feared, as anyone caught in it will likely be halfway towards his demise. The Spinning Piledriver technique is as showy and ridiculous as it sounds, but it is no laughing matter to become its victim. If ever The Red Cyclone is within range to grab a hold of you, it is already too late.


SKYLEROCON:

Character Name: Clone 01 (Codenamed Alpha)

Character Race: Humanoid Clone

Age: 19

Text color: Sea Green

Appearance: Alpha's body is surrounded by an armor made of hard, extremely light brown (more of a discolored white) material. Slight cracks in the armor, put in to allow for flexibility and movement, reveal that there is a tough cushion material used as a last line of defense if the outer armor is broken. His head is covered by a earthy green helmet that has a protrusion in the mouth area. The protrusion was put in to allow for a gas mask, to prevent Alpha from being harmed by any biological threats. He often holds an assault rifle in his hands, his left hand on the trigger, his right steadying the gun. On his waist, there's a few utility pouches on the right and a Turkish Schmitar on the left. His boots and gloves have similar color schemes to that of his helmet.

Description: A clone of a legendary soldier created to help protect his country from invading attackers. The result of the war ended up in a victory for his country, which inadvertently caused his country to become the World Power. Left with no purpose in life, his mental health soon began deteriorating. Not only does it make it possible to taunt him into making rash decisions (still a bit of a challenge), due to clone deterioration, he has the body of a 40 year old. Though, he is still a very powerful and formidable warrior. As for his personality, he doesn't talk much, and is friendly. Though, if he has a reason to fight against someone, he will not hesitate in fighting back. It should be noted however, that he isn't a particularly fast runner due to his armor, but it does give him extra durability.

Weapons/Techniques/Etc.- Alpha's gun is a laser rifle. It shoots quick, and has unlimited ammunition. It has a laser sight (which can be turned off) and a scope. For close quarters combat, he is equipped with a Turkish Schmitar, which is equipped on the left side of his waist. He is also skilled in Judo. His armor serves as a shield that can take nearly all gunpowder based attacks, and holds up decently against laser attacks. It also takes away some of the force from the impact of a physical attack, but his armor can still be cracked and destroyed by these. He is still at risk to be hurt by blade weapons due to slight openings in his armor to allow for movement. Lastly, he carries five mines in his utility pockets, which once set, will explode once an opponent steps withing eight feet of them. The mines will not explode if Alpha steps in their path, due to nanomachines in his body which inform the mines that Alpha is a friend and not a foe.


SCAV:

Character Name: Cassie Webb

Character Race: Human

Age: 20

Height: 5'0

Weight: 105 lbs

Text color: Magenta

Appearance: Cassie is a young girl (though she would say woman) who happens to be completely blind. Sort of. She has bright blonde hair, a bumpy nose, and is self conscious of her skinny ankles. She likes to wear glasses despite being, you know, blind. She's never without her white cane, though she is not always tapping it.


Description: Cassie lost her sight at age six, when a series of emergency neurosurgeries and the ensuing seizures damaged the precious few neurons dedicated to vision. In a way, she was fortunate - she had already learned of colors and what a stapler looks like.

This came in handy when, one day years later, she saw. Not through her own eyes, but through someone else's.

The power bloomed suddenly. Cassie found herself assaulted by others' perspectives. Literal perspectives - she could still hear, taste, feel and smell everything around her own body, but could see through someone else's. Then another person. Then another. After the initial shock, confusion and horror, analytical Cassie found the limits to her visions. Whenever she touched the skin of another human being, she became psychically tied to their sight. She would see through that person's eyes until she touched another.

Cassie was able to lead a mostly prosperous and happy life, eventually dismissing the many childhood traumas that left her first blind and then sighted. Her parents fed her independent streak and, when Cassie turned 18, she moved in with the boy she'd been dating for two years.

With the boy, she never had to use her other latent ability: the power of suggestion. The longer she inhabits someone's eyes, the stronger her empathic connection to that person. Cassie discovered that she can right away start planting small urges and inklings, eventually sprouting into full-blown memories and desires. She exploited this throughout highschool. But with the boy, she never wanted to. She liked that.

A year later, the boy was dead. Murdered senselessly, and the police could do nothing. The cops sounded like they pitied the poor little blind girl, but they didn't know she could see them rolling their eyes whenever she asked how they would bring the murderer to justice. They didn't, so Cassie did. He wasn't hard to find, considering Cassie had grabbed his hand before he fled.

Hollow and broken, the only purpose Cassie feels propelling her forward is vigilantism. For a year now, she has used her ability to spy on people and, when she finds someone who kills, ***** or molests, she concocts a way to stop them.


Weapons/Techniques/Etc.-

Empathic vision - by touching another person's skin, Cassie piggy backs along in their eyes. She continues to control her own body as normal. She is not privy to their thoughts, nor can she hear what they say. Her sight remains with that person until she touches another.

Power of Suggestion - As the bond grows, Cassie can impress tiny emotions and thoughts on the bearer. Even after months with a person, she wouldn't be able to, say, force them to shoot themselves in the head, or cause hallucinations. But with a connection that strong, she could convince the person that they have a fear of water, or that they missed a turn. This most often manifests as feelings of Deja Vu.

Split attention - Cassie does not interact with the world the way we do. She literally does not see it as we do. An entire childhood and many teenage years spent inside other people's eyes remapped Cassie's brain to process the new stimuli. Just as you can listen and hear at the same time, so can she. But she's become adept at partitioning the stimuli so that she can continue to move, react and converse even while her "sight" is in another city altogether.

Heightened senses - Cassie's other senses, hearing, especially, are improved to make up for her "lack of" sight.

Walking stick - after the boy's death, Cassie purchased the hardest, strongest, thickest, and heaviest steel rod she could find, and had it painted and handled to look like a blind person's walking stick. She uses it as such, but also uses it to bust people up. Technically speaking.

 

Sharpevil

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Alright, just to clear things up.

1. It's suggested that you get everyone's aim. You are encouraged to discuss ideas with the other players. This is a writing competition, but it is also a collaborative story. The best writer will win, so don't be afraid to share.

2. You will be writing multiple posts every round. It's not just "Write a post and have it judged against 9 others". In addition, you only need to wait for ONE other person to post before you can reserve again. Obviously, it's polite to let people go, but you don't have to.

3. The rounds are not based on time. The round ends when someone dies. Someone dies when a loser is chosen. If you all think I'm wrong, barrage me with hateful IMs and perhaps I'll reevaluate.
 

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Charred clouds rumbled as heavy waves crashed into the side of the galleon. The ship heaved and boards cracked, but it held steady against the wild sea. Each wave swelled larger and larger, threatening to capsize the heavy ship and send it to the bottom of the sea. With each successive blow the ship took, the ship fell further. Swelling waves mounted an ever-growing assault on the frail wood. Lightning felt around for the ship, each bolt hitting the water in frustration as thunder boomed overhead. The crew on board fought the seas for their very lives, not knowing the significance of the cargo they protected. If they had, perhaps they would have thrown themselves overboard, rather than face the fate which awaited them.

Deep below deck a small Chinese man lay huddled in his bed, sinking deeper under the covers as each wave took its turn tossing itself against the boat. His eyes warily followed a small dresser, the only decoration in the bare wooden room, as it slid across the creaking floorboards. The dresser first slid towards the door. Then it slid away from the door. Then it slid towards the door. Then one of the legs, having found a sufficiently weak spot in the floor, broke through a board with a crack that sent the man all the way underneath his blanket. His bald scalp slipped under the wool comforter, and did not emerge until morning.
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The sky was a milky blue when the ship pulled into port. It did its best to navigate up next to the small pier the town provided. Happy to have finally reached land, the old man made a spirited effort to quickly get dressed and onto the deck. In just under a half hour, he had made it up to the bow of the ship. He tottered forward, his weight put on a white cane. The man was careful not to trip over his dark purple robe as he trod to the front of the boat. A childlike grin spread across his face as he surveyed the landscape. He had a nearly bird's eye view, as the ship was far taller than the nearby trees and buildings. A vast, rocky beach bridged the gap between land and sea. Behind the beach, for the most part, was a gargantuan forest, stretching as far as the eye could see. Straight ahead of the ship, however, a man-made nook had been chipped away at the forest, with a small town nestled in. Wooden two story buildings were split up into two L-shaped sections. One side ran along the outside of the forest, while the other curved diagonally inward towards its heart. The two groups of buildings formed a sort of W with a gap in the center. The old man carried a leather briefcase, the only freight the ship had been carrying, and plodded down a plank to the pier. Before leaving for the town, he turned around and bowed politely to the men on the ship.

The old man quickly found his way to the bar and pushed open the stereotypical saloon doors. It was a quiet place, devoid of the unsavory characters one might expect to find inside. Instead, there was a small group of friendly men and women, most likely taking a break from tending their own shops. The patrons all glanced towards the man who politely introduced himself, through a mild Chinese accent, as Lin Saina. He made his way to the back, where a man in a hooded white sweatshirt sipped a bubbly pink liquid through a novelty twisted straw. Each time he bent over to take a sip, a few licks of unkempt blond hair made their way out into the light. He looked up.

“Mr. Lin?” The blond man asked. Saina sat down. “I trust your trip was comfortable.” The blond man continued. Saina's head fell down onto the table with a thump.

“I'll kill you.” Saina muttered.

“That would most likely be a bad idea, Mr. Lin.” The man cautioned. Saina lifted his head off the table.

“I know that. Do you think I don't know that?” Saina growled.

“Mr. Lin, I was simply saying-”

“Mr. Lin this, Mr. Lin that. Just do what I need.”

“Yes, Mr. Lin.” The blond man replied. Saina sighed.

“Send the invitations out. The Mandate Of Heaven Project is more than three thousand years overdue.”
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Marshall D. Teach sat dumbfounded on a ship that did not belong to him. He looked back down at the paper he held in his hand. He had been with his own crew when he began reading the paper. He looked back down at it. The paper was weighed down with unnecessary text, but one large bold line caught his eye. The line read “Upon the death of nine other combatants in the aforementioned tournament, the holder of this invitation shall receive a gift of untold power.” While the offer certainly sounded appealing, he did not expect to find himself at the destination quite so soon. To his left, he spied what appeared to be a hulking man in a great suit of armor clutching a bloody axe and a paper identical to his.

What he really saw, however, was a confused and terrified ten year old girl who had just been in the most terrifying ordeal of her life. Not five minutes ago, she had found herself face to grate with a crazed man wielding a shotgun. A shotgun pointed directly at her head. Holding her axe and unaware of what to do, she 'accidentally' brought the axe directly down into the man's head, where it lodged itself quite snugly. As the man fell, a sheet of paper slipped from his possession and fluttered gently down. It was grabbed out of the air by a great metal gauntlet and brought to the suit of armor's chest to be read. Molly expected, perhaps, a will or similar papers. Instead, she discovered that the man had been invited to a tournament of which she wanted no part. In the next instant, however, she found herself on the deck of a ship with a sinking feeling. The man's shotgun lay at her feet, but the man himself was mercifully left behind. Molly sunk into her armor.
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Cooper stood, somewhat in awe of the creature in front of him. He had yet to take notice of the fact that he had been instantaneously moved from his office in the city to the top of a wooden building overlooking the sea. Instead he paid the entirety off his attention to the magnificent display of muscle that had been placed before him. Each muscle in the man's body seemed to be in a permanent state of flex; each one was directly in Cooper's face regardless of how far away it was. When he finally drew his eyes away, he realized that his location had changed. Cooper took a second to regain his composure. The last thing he'd done was check his email on his cell phone. He had found a message with a dubious mission, but a strangely enticing reward.


“Nine rapists, murderers, and villains have been entered into this tournament. If you can take out all nine opponents, then you will be given the secret of eternal youth, which you may use to return to your prime and defend that which you hold dear for as long as you choose.” Zangief reread the last few lines of his message. He squatted, leaning towards the screen of a phone which seemed altogether too small for him. When he had began reading, he had been sitting upon the body of a fallen opponent. The man he had been sitting on had disappeared, but it took so little effort to keep himself up that he hadn't noticed the change of scenery. Finally taking note of the changes in his surroundings, he tucked the phone into his banana hammock and began to look around.
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Alpha was only mildly less disconcerted than the other entrants. While the idea of teleportation was certainly not foreign to him, he had never experienced it, and it was certainly unwarranted in this situation. Suddenly he had found himself plucked from the chair he had been sitting in and placed on a dirt road in front of a bar. Unsure of his immediate safety, his left hand instinctively reached for his scimitar, which was gone. Quickly searching around, he had found it in the hands of another man, being swung around nonchalantly.

No matter how casually he acted, however, Mixszt could not avoid the feeling of unease rising in his stomach. He had been sent a message about a tournament only a few minutes ago. The tournament itself seemed to have no prize other than “the information you seek”. Mixszt tossed the sword from hand to hand, allowing it to do flips in the air before he caught it. He had grabbed the sword off the man next to him in an attempt to intimidate him. He hoped it worked.
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Cassie did not feel shocked at all in her arrival upon the town. This was not, however, because she was blind. She had not been teleported upon finishing her message, and in fact had hired a small boat to take her to the town. Her message had arrived upon a thin metallic card, written in Braille. She went over the words again in her head. “Please help me. Nine rapists, murderers, and liars have organized a tournament of sorts. I know you can help my little girl have justice. I know you may not believe me at first, but if you can do this for me, I can return to you the person you wish for most.”

Saru crouched silently, a good couple meters behind the woman. He remained, for the moment, undetected. He gripped a bumpy metal card in both hands, feeling at the last line every chance he got. Fleeting images of his father ran through his head. He could not be sure what his father thought of his actions after death. He knew he had to find out. He did not flinch as the owner of the ship to whom he had not paid a fare shot him a look of disgust. He could make up for stowing away another time.
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Icho found himself staring down a bear. He had just been reading a letter offering a
rather enticing amount of money in exchange for the heads of nine entrants in a far-off tournament. Before he knew it, however, he was standing on the outskirts of a forest staring down a somewhat bewildered looking bear, holding a mangled mockery of the letter he had just read. The change in location did not visibly affect him, however, and he resolved to stare down the bear until it left or he had to kill it.
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Expecting the arrival of the town's new visitors, Saina tottered out of the bar, leaning heavily on his cane. He did not appear to be a man who could give away untold power, nor did he seem to have access to any fountain of youth. His cockeyed gaze betrayed no secret information, and his simple robe betrayed no untold wealth. No one took notice of him before he spoke.

“Greetings, friends. My name is Lin Saina.” His voice boomed as though amplified through an array of loudspeakers. “No doubt you have many questions. It is not, however, my job to answer them. Your invitations have given you your reason for being here.” A few people began to shout out questions and protest, but were drowned out. “Allow me to makes things simple for you.” Saina tapped his cane on the ground. Within a few seconds, a red bubble had appeared on the ground where he had tapped. The bubble quickly expanded, doubling in size every few seconds, growing. Within thirty seconds, it had begun to consume the town. Screams were heard the second the bubble had passed through a building, and the town became engulfed in them, second in volume only to a sickening sizzling sound that accompanied them. A woman ran four steps out of the bar door only to fall onto the dirt. Her flesh had turned an unearthly pink and seemed to boil off her very bones. The bubble continued to expand until it covered the entire port town like a dome, then burst. The unholy cacophony ended with the pop, and the town was treated to an eerie silence. Only 12 figures remained. 8 men, 2 women, a bear, and a monkey.

Saina grinned at the looks on the remaining faces. “Well, what's done is done. You've all got too much work to do to be spending your time worrying about this.” He turned as if to walk into the forest, but then returned to his earlier facing. “You know what? A simple fight is too easy. You've all got someone next to you. That's your new partner. You'll be working with them.” Saina gave a throaty laugh after he said this. He pointed his cane at Saru, the laughter still not gone from his face. “Hey, kid! Want to see a trick?” Before so much as a noise had escaped Saru's lips, however, Saina had vanished in a puff of smoke. With the old man gone, and the town dead, it slowly dawned on the visitors that they had entered a warzone.



Alright. I think I did okay for my first time writing anything creatively in over a year. Yech. I'm not happy with the end, though. Let me know if there's any confusion as to where you are. You're now free to explore the buildings and such as you wish.

Clarifications: Everyone's invitation claims that each of the other nine entrants is some form of villain or horrible person. It varies from letter to letter. In addition, only five different messages were sent out. Everyone received the exact same message as their partner in the exact same way.

Roger has no clue why he's here at the moment, as the letters on his message were affected in some way by his trip. I didn't give him a paragraph because I think you all can infer his situation better than I can write it.

You've been put into teams with whoever you were placed next to. This will most likely only last until the first death, at which point you can go out an make whatever alliances you choose.

You may have Saina reappear in your post, but make sure I approve of anything you have him do other than stand around out of reach like G-Man.

Discussion of the thread in the thread is okay, but should be kept to a minimum.

ALSO: So you know, you are allowed to edit your post until someone else makes a reserve after your post. After someone puts up a reserve, only edit for clarity. (Typos, fixing paradoxes based on missing something from an earlier post) Otherwise you might change something that someone is using in their next post, which is really annoying to clear up.

- MAKE YOUR RESERVES. Your reserve must clearly state that you reserve the next story post, and you wil have 6 hours to make your post before your reserve is up.
 

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People were dying. Islanders were running for their lives, scrambling to escape from their unheard-of yet gruesome fate. Fathers abandoned families in their final act of self-serving futility. Mothers reached for their kids, to die with their eyes on their young. Children died before they knew what they wanted to be when they grew up – no one was going to leave the island to become a salesman; no one was going to stay near their home and become a teacher. Screams of pain and peril pierced the ears of the new combatants, yet Molly had only begun to realize that she was in the worst situation imaginable: she had finally gotten the chance to adventure, and she was stuck in this horrible armored suit.

That she could only partly see out of the suit was mostly to blame for Molly’s distanced attitude from the gruesome massacre in front of her. When she finally shifted enough in the armored suit to be able to examine her surroundings through the chest grate, her view immediately reminded her of what she had done. Before she saw the charred islanders, before she heard the screams of the dying, before she felt nauseous and was suddenly somewhere she was not earlier, she had hit that man in the head with her axe. He was probably dead.

Suddenly her arms grew heavy, her fingers could not wiggle the gauntlets or maintain grip, and she dropped her paper. Holding back sobs of terrible confusion, Mo experienced her first moment of clarity. The paper – it was the paper’s fault. She grabbed the axe with both arms and pulled it overhead. When gravity became too much to support, she allowed it to take its natural course, dropping the edge forcefully into the awful invitation that brought her here.

”Stupid magic paper, it’s all your fault,” she cried. “If you hadn’t brought that man to grandfather’s house, he wouldn’t have been surprised when he found me stuck in this stupid suit, and I wouldn’t have hit him in his stupid head, and I wouldn’t have wanted to read you, stupid!”

She let go of the weapon and sank deep into the suit. She surveyed her surroundings from the grate.

“Stupid. Stupid armor. If I weren’t stuck in this armor, I could walk around this island and find out what just happened. I... I don’t...” she trailed as her gaze turned to the man standing closest to her. The second moment of clarity arrived – she was not alone. “He looks a lot like grandfather.”

With a sense of urgency, Molly picked up her axe and prepared to run, carrying it the only easy way she knew for a hurry – high in the air, holding with both hands. She took a few moments to admire the man who looked like her grandfather. His hair was longer and his beard was darker, but his nose was big enough. And his hat! And his coat! And his guns! He was a real pirate!

“A piii-raaate!” she shouted as she ran excitedly towards her new friend. She ran as fast as she could, and held the axe as high as she could, and tried to see as much of the ground in front of her as she could, but one girl can only do so much. As she neared the pirate, her boot was caught in a snag of seaweed and she took a terrible tumble – heavy axe first, straight towards Marshall Teach.
 

Virgilijus

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Marshall D. Teach decided to sit down for a second. At first glance, one typically wonders how he could ever stand up as his legs look like little wooden pegs holding up the bulk of a water tower. But upon second glance, which typically happens when you see some one of that size (and shade of pants), you notice that despite his odd proportions and seeming caricature of a body, there isn’t an ounce of fat on him.

The real reason Teach sat down was because he did his best thinking sitting down. He crossed his legs, rested his chin on his palm and read the little slip of paper over and over again.

"Untold power? What an interesting proposition."

He had seen himself what the slanty eyed man had done. There was little dispute that the death of all the inhabitants of the town wasn’t some kind of charade or farce. Marshall had seen stranger powers in his pirating days, though few as seemingly competent as a “red bubble of death”.

“Well what’s done is done…”

The words of the old man drew his attention away from the paper.

“You know what? A simple fight is too easy…”

Blackbeard chortled from the bottom of his chest.

“…You’ve all got someone next to you. That’s your new partner. You’ll be working with them.”

Teach glanced over his left shoulder. The only other person on the deck with him was a man in a full suit or armor. Knight Man appeared to be keeping vigil of whatever was going on straight ahead and did not once move or indicate any knowledge of Teach’s presence. Marshall stared at him for a few seconds, trying to guess the ability of his apparent partner. His final verdict involved reverting his attention back to the town and downing some of the rum he had stowed in his sash.

With a bit of vitality in him, Blackbeard stood up; the creaking of the floor boards slowly building as he did. He tore up the little piece of paper and let the wind take it.

"What mess have I stumbled into this time!? Well, at least I have some other knuckle head to…"

Marshall loosely flung his arm in the direction of his new fangled partner. He took a quick glance to see if the Knight Man was still as lifeless as before only to find his iron clad friend diving straight at him with his axe arcing towards Marshall’s face. Blackbeard’s eyes widened. A look of consternation swept across his face. And a particular profanity, if not said, was certainly thought.With his left hand, he reached for the haft of the axe right below the head. The shaft struck his palm with a tremendous amount of momentum that sent a ripple through Blackbeard’s body, breaking several of the wooden planks at his feet. Blackbeard flexed as hard as he could with his arm and leaned his head back. And for some reason he couldn’t help but smile.

The outer most tip of the steel head was choked to a halt on Marshall’s face, knocking out one of his front teeth like a master striking a piano key. Marshall froze, trying to comprehend all of what happened in that fraction of a second.

“ZEHAHAHAHA!”

His laugh boomed through the water ways and alleys around the ship, shaking the rigging that held it to the dock.

"You’ve got more balls than I gave you credit for!"

He let go of his grip on the shaft and watched the blade fall. The Knight seemed surprised by the sudden change in events and went limp as the weight of the blade sank straight through the floor boards.

"I got no use for a man that don’t have initiative. Truth be told I was about to test what exactly you were made of but you beat me to it! Pttthh!"

Marshall spit his tooth onto the deck, showing off his new smile.

"Well, I guess fate put us together for a reason." He jumped onto the plank leading to the dock.

"Come on, Knight Man! We’ve got some planning to do!"

“…”

"Couldn’t have said it better myself."
 

The Phazon Assassin

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As the great Red Bubble of Death began to devour the habitants of this small town, Mixszt's eye's widened. Never before had he seen such a terrifying sight. One of the villagers ran up to him, screaming at the top of his lungs, gargling blood as he was vaporized, never to walk this world again. He held on to his hand as it slowly disappeared. The bubble pops, and Mixszt is in awe. He struggles to breathe as he tries to comprehend what just happened.

"What……the hell…….was that?" he whispers to himself. Mixszt completely drowns out everything Saina was saying after the incident. Inside, he was as terrified as a six-year-old girl watching a scary movie without her favorite teddy bear. He began to think aloud in an attempt to cover up his uneasiness.

"OK. Relax, everything’s gonna be fine." He takes another quick glance at the letter he mysteriously received. "Information I seek, hunh? I don’t have a clue what this is referring to, but it couldn’t hurt to find out what it could be. Alright," he says while taking a deep breath. The pungent odor of freshly burnt flesh overwhelmed his nose. He begins coughing violently and falls to his knees. He managed to catch the last few words that Saina character said before he vanished.

"You've all got someone next to you. That's your new partner. You’ll be working with them."

He cleared his throat and looked up at the figure wearing an impressive suit of armor, rivaling, perhaps even surpassing technology from his world.

"Oh goodie, I stole a piece of my teammate's equipment. That's a good way to start an alliance." He rises to his feet and reluctantly approaches the man with his blade in his left hand.

"Ummm, I'm.....I'm sorry." Mixszt hands over the sword. He places it back on his left hip.

"So, that suit. Where'd you get it from?" Mixszt begins to walk around the guy, analyzing everything he suit has to offer.

"..."

"OK, can you do any tricks?" he says with a smirk.

"..."

"Hey, I said I was sorry, and I even meant it." Mixszt turns his head as he hears a loud "clang" in the distance. A deep, bellowing laugh follows shortly after. His trusty arm cannon materializes on his right arm. He keeps it hidden behind his cape which convenienly cloaks it perfectly.

"Looks like things have already gotten started." There’s a brief pause.

"Oh, come on, say SOMETHING!!........You know what, fine. Don't talk..." He turns and starts to walk away.

"…but when the time comes to act, you better not let me down....."


By the way, I meant to ask sooner. I'm under the impression that everyone is already split up, and the teams are on different parts of the island. I couldn't really tell if everyone was in one big group or not. Either way, I can keep my part as is, I just want to know for future reference.

@Skyler: I wouldn't change a thing, you got him down prety well.
 

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"So, that suit. Where'd you get it from?" Mixszt begins to walk around Alpha, analyzing everything the suit has to offer.

Alpha, however, remained silent. Transport by teleportation was nothing he had ever experience before, and now he knew he didn't want to experience it again.

"OK, can you do any tricks?" he says with a smirk.

Alpha gave Mixszt a sharp glance through his helmet, despite knowing the phazon-corrupted man wouldn't be able to see it through the tint in helmet's visor. He slowly moved his hands towards his helmet.

"Hey, I said I was sorry, and I even meant it." Mixszt turns his head as he hears a loud "clang" in the distance. A deep, bellowing laugh follows shortly after.

"Looks like things have already gotten started." There’s a brief pause.

"Oh, come on, say SOMETHING!!........You know what, fine. Don't talk..." He turns and starts to walk away.

"…but when the time comes to act, you better not let me down....."

Alpha wanted to respond to Mixszt - mostly just so he could complain about getting his Scimitar taken - but, he would rather avoid throwing up in his helmet. The teleportation had not gone over well. His hands gripped the bottom of his helmet, and then effortlessly removed it. The moment it was off, he bent over and retched; successfully throwing up.

He vomited two more times, and then wiped his mouth. Alpha rubbed his temples with his right hand, and then looked up. Mixszt was starting right at him.

"Are you alright? I can't make use of a partner who's going to be sick this whole time!" Mixszt smirked as he talked, but there was a degree of truth in his words. Alpha and Mixszt knew that both of them would have to pull their weight for either of them to survive.

"Yeah," Alpha said the word calmly, as if he wasn't just sick. The truth was, though, that Alpha wanted to throw up more, and was just covering up his sickness - he wanted to seem strong and formidable, even though he was talking to his partner. He didn't know who could be watching. "Why did you take my sword?"

"Sorry! I was trying to intimidate you. I didn't know that we were partners," Mixszt said, bringing both hands up in front of his chest, facing forward and open-palmed.

Alpha grunted. Had Mixszt's excuse not been something he would do, he would still be a bit angry at him. "Fair enough."

"Should we begin exploring? I'm sure you heard the laughter from a few minutes ago."

Alpha gave a nod. "It's probably not safe to stay in one place. Both of us seem to have modern technology, so it's a good bet that at least a few of the other's have access to it as well." Alpha looked down at Mixszt's cloak, right where his arm was hidden.

"How could you tell?"

"My helmet's more than a gas mask, you know."

"Right. Well, we should get started. I certainly don't want to die because I sat around talking!" Mixszt said, giving a slight chuckle afterward.

"Yeah. Let's go," Alpha said.

The pair began walking away, towards the edge of the briny sea.


Sorry about having Mixzst talk so much - I felt that it was neccesary, especially given the talkative nature you seemed to give him during your segment, TUSM. I know everybody else has been avoiding giving lines to characters that aren't there own so far, but I feel that having Mixzst talk was for the better.
 

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The ground rushed up to greet every part of his body as he collapsed to his knees with a hard and careless thud. Cooper gasped wildly, feeling the air claw its way out of his lungs as a crimson mist of the slaughtered hung in the air. He coughed. He gagged. And, when the coppery taste of blood settled on his tongue, he vomited.

Cooper remained on his knees a moment, panting, wiping the last purge of the murderous haze from his lips and spitting. Slowly, he regained his composure. Slowly, he found the strength to slap a hand onto either knee and rise with a grunt to surveil the damage. What little remained of the unknowing townspeople was surely enough to infer the carnage that had taken place, but hardly enough to bury. Of course, even in having witnessed the horrors with his own eyes, felt its wet sting on his own hands, one detail eluded the otherwise observant Cooper -- how?

In his days he had seen some strange things, to be certain. Cooper had fought parkour artists in steel mills, leaping and ducking after men far more agile and deft to avoid the surrounding dangers than he. Cooper had infiltrated and brought down cults that worshipped idols and believed in ritualistic sacrifice. He had even seen a drug lord cast his own child into the waves of the Caribbean to ensure his escape, bluffing that Cooper couldn't abandon a helpless child. He was right, of course. Indeed, Cooper was a man that had seen many things, and most of them were horrible.

Yet nothing could have truly prepared him for having his entire perceptions of reality entirely redefined in a matter of seconds, with a most vile and repugnant exclamation point to end it all. Teleportation, mass murder, voodoo and juju. Cooper felt light-headed, and spat again as he turned to face the lumbering oaf to his left, massaging his forehead.

"Do you buy this bullshit?"

The behemoth merely watched him, bemused, as a reply.

Cooper looked again at the message. Eternal youth. It was almost certainly something Saina could provide, given what he'd just accomplished. A spectacle of such power could never be limited to one such task. And so he reflected a moment, squeezing at his gut. Rapists, murderers? Saina had, allegedly, done all the hunting for him. And the reward! Returning to his prime? Cooper couldn't help but feel glee at the idea of transplanting his skill and experience into the same body in which he'd began his quest for justice.

But could Saina be trusted? Trusted to deliver what he'd promised? Trusted, indeed, that the other nine were in fact whom he said they were? And what of his partner, were they to defeat the others? To what degree would defeat be considered? Unconsciousness? Paralysis? Death?

No. Saina could not be trusted. At least not for the time being -- whatever the others upon this strange coast may be, it was clear that Saina was a monster well ahead of the pack. The entire village had become an abattoir in mere moments, a flippant decision akin to determining the position of a lightswitch. Off or on. Alive or dead. Cooper shivered at the thought. No, it was already clear. He would pursue injustice here -- but he'd also prioritize. And Saina had the only visible bodycount.

Again he turned to the colossus. "You can't buy into this. Whatever this is, it's just some game."

"Yes. A game." The giant man spoke with a thick Russian accent. His eyes panned across Cooper, methodically scanning each contour of his musculature and bone structure. "You are smaller than me. You vomit like little girl."

"You can't be..." Cooper paused, cocking an eyebrow. "A thousand people just died you goddamn moron!"

The giant Slav was unperturbed by Cooper's insults. "You sound American. Small American, vomits like girl." He slammed one foot down into the roof's gravel, stirring up the sulfurous dust between the pebbles. "I will partner with no such man."

He began to advance.

Cooper started to back away, in disbelief. Could the man really be so stupid? Not only to play Saina's game, but to attack his partner?

"Hey now," Cooper barked, brushing aside his coat and retrieving his Taser. He pointed it at the mountain that skated toward him. "We don't have time for this goddamn nonsense!" He fired the Taser, and the probes buried themselves in the monster's voluminous chest hair. And yet, still the beast trodded forward, the electricity hardly effecting him.

The bear merely laughed. "Tiny American with tiny toys! I shall show you -- Zangief is best!" Zangief moved with incredible agility for his size. Cooper swatted his arms away as Zangief tried to grab him and ducked low.

"The bigger they are," Cooper muttered, thumping his fist into Zangief's crotch and sliding through his wide-spread legs. "The harder they fall!" He extended his baton and gave Zangief a thwack to the back of the head as he emerged from beneath his pungent trunks, and finished with a stiff kick into the lower back. Zangief stumbled forward and stopped himself from falling with one hand. Slowly, he turned, rubbing the areas that were struck and with a wild grin.

"Or not," Cooper surmised. He sighed. This was not the ideal way to start his hunt for Saina.

"You hit hard -- for an American!" Zangief laughed, cracking his neck and striking a new pose. He yanked the Taser's wires out of his chest and cast the tool on the ground. "Come on, then!"

Cooper obliged with everything he had. He needed to drop this man quickly and get on with the real work to be done. But though the man grunted with each pressure point hit, each kidney strike, each elbow to the solar plexus, he merely grinned and continued to come forth. Cooper was baffled. He'd never fought a man who could take a beating like this one.

The unthinkable happened when his fist slammed into one of Zangief's enormous hands. The monstrous Ruskie grinned through bloodied lips as he started to squeeze. Cooper made a small groan and reached for his gun, but the pain in his fist had slowed him down. Zangief took control of Cooper's second hand just as he was unsnapping its holster.

Desperate, Cooper lashed out. Knees to the abdomen. Kicks to the groin. Headbutts. Every powerful blow left a welt on the Red Giant, who each time responded only with a grin and a comment containing the words "little girl". The fight was certainly lost. Cooper had gotten too careless, too close. In the grip of this mammoth, he was completely at Zangief's mercy. Though he fought hard and gave a considerably struggle, Zangief eased Cooper's head between his thighs. Cooper felt his temples under a vice-like pressure almost instantly, as the man's sculpted arms encircled his waist. He didn't realize what was happening until he felt the world begin to spin and saw the gravelly street beneath him.

With a renewed energy, Cooper becan to fight back the hardest he ever had. He sent the back of his head into Zangief's crotch over and over again, headbanging to the silent song of pavement eager to introduce itself his skull. He elbowed at Zangief's abdomen, and kicked hard at his face. He bit deep into the man's thighs and spat out flesh thicker than overcooked steak. He fought harder with every inch the ground expanded, and to his shock, Zangief wore down just long enough for Cooper to swing behind him and have him take the brunt of the fall.

Cooper gasped hard as oxygen fled his lungs once more, this time from the mountainous shoulder blades piercing into his chest. He rolled off of Zangief, panting. Was the man dead? Surely, no man could survive such a fall. He'd heard many a crackle upon impact, and his bones were bruised at worst. But, much to his surprise, Zangief grunted and heaved himself to his feet. He turned to Cooper, smiling cordially and picking bits of gravel out of the fight's newly acquired scars.

"That was a good one."

Cooper could respond only with baffled silence, as the gargantuan Russian hauled him to his feet, setting Cooper down and dusting off his coat most politely.

"You give good fight, American man. I like you." Zangief wiggled at a loose tooth. "I am called Zangief -- no surname, is like Cher. Surely you have heard of the Red Cyclone?"
 

Sharpevil

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Alright, I'd like to point something out. The point of colors is to help keep your own work associated with you. I hate to mess with your writing, but please keep the entirety of your post in your own color.

Also: You're not on an island. You're in a small isolated town on the coast of some continent.
 

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“Surely you have heard of The Red Cyclone?” Zangief stood tall, puffed out his chest, balled his fists at each hip, and flashed a grin so self-assured that it would even awe Tom Cruise. The sun’s beams cascaded past his mighty jowls, lighting up his grizzled face like a centerpiece of glorious Russian pride. In his mind, a Cossack dance theme played over the scene and a Soviet flag waved in the background. In his mind, every moment was produced in front of an audience cheering his name.

Cooper looked dumbstruck and replied simply, “Can’t say that I have.”

“But!” The music and the flag vanished. Zangief looked quickly deflated and slumped his shoulders forward, his eyes somehow wider than usual. “I am the greatest Wrestler in the entire world! Or“—He trailed off, his bottom lip quivering—“at least “—He threw his hands up and clutched his forehead—“I used to be!” Unable to control himself any longer, he spun away and buried his face in his hands, sobbing. “Oh, Mother Russia! I have disgraced you again!”

As if the tragic and surreal enormity of the present situation wasn’t enough to process, Cooper was in no state to console a blubbering giant of a man who had just tried to kill him moments before. He remained silent, not wanting to risk making the situation worse.

Zangief blubbered, “My Spinning Pile Driver has never failed me until today! And worst of all, it failed on little American girl!” The giant suddenly stiffened up and composed himself, peering off into the distance. He imagined a camera zooming in on his face. “No. It has failed me once before. I remember it like yesterday.”

He found himself amid a crowd of news reporters at a 1989 public summit celebrating a new partnership between the United States and the Soviet Union. Zangief had been banned from the event after announcing his intention to perform his near-lethal Final Atomic Buster move on Reagan if he ever stepped foot in Russian territory. However, the wily devil that he was, Zangief showed up at the summit incognito, covered in a trench coat that was bursting at the seams and wearing a fedora and fabulous handlebar moustache. Sure, he towered over the normal-sized reporters around him, even while sitting, but somehow he had gotten away with it.

Gorbachev and Reagan were shaking hands, and each time the cameras flashed, Zangief winced and ground his teeth together ever more. His muscles rippled with fury as the historic treatise was presented before the two leaders. Gorbachev was the first to sign. Zangief twitched violently, and the crowd began to notice. Reagan stretched his pen out to the document with such slow-motion jubilation. The cameras flashing. The teeth sparkling. The crowd chanting—“Cylone! Cyclone! Cyclone!”

Zangief burst from his seat and raised his arms skyward, releasing a mighty roar. The motion caused his trench coat to explode into tiny pieces and for the surrounding folks and chairs to topple like bowling pins. He spun like a dancer and tore away his hat and moustache and then pointed directly at Reagan. “You shame Mother Russia with your puny presence! Now you will feel twirling wrath of my Spinning Pile Driver technique! Prepare yourself!”

During this flashback, Zangief had forgotten to actually narrate the events taking place in his mind, so there was a long awkward silence. Cooper tried to introduce himself. He tried to wave his arms to get the man’s attention. He tried yelling, but it was no use. He would simply have to wait it out. In the meantime, he wandered off to search around for his taser.

Secret service men launched from unseen positions to counter the now stampeding Russian as he cut a path through the reporters like a runaway snowplow. The black-suited men tried to detain him with their superior numbers, but Zangief’s strength and determination were too much. They flung off of him like flies, and, like an angered hive, more and more bodyguards appeared and tried to dog-pile the man who would kill the American president.

In a matter of moments, Zangief had stormed through the table before Reagan and now had the president in his grasp. “Dah!” He exclaimed, his eyes wild as he readied the feeble man for his devastating move.

But when it seemed as though all hope was lost for the Chief, Zangief heard the cocky voice of an American right behind him: “Get your hands off of my Ronnie.” Bewildered, the giant man spun his head around, but saw no one. And then, just too late, he spied a muscular blond man crouched directly behind him. “Flash kick!” were the words heard by Zangief as he found an army boot smashing into his face and launching him into the air. In his dazed spin, he heard the crowd booing his name.

He woke up in a prison cell to the voice of his personal hero, Gorbachev. His head still dazed from the kick that had knocked him unconscious, his eyes slowly came into focus on the balding icon on the other side of the metal bars. This is when he was offered a chance to redeem himself after being knocked out by an American fighter. This is the moment that changed his life and Zangief was called upon to enter into a world tournament to investigate an evil dictator who threatened the freedom of Mother Russia.

Gorbachev expected Zangief to refuse the opportunity, as the brawler’s pride in his nation had surely fizzled after what would be an inevitable collapse of the Soviet Union. However, it had become clear to everyone that the blow to the head had done more than wound his pride; it had also erased the memory of Russia becoming bedmates with the United States. It would be another 15 years before Zangief understood and (several years more to begin accepting) the drastic changes to his country. Up until recently, he had simply thought that the new flag was an aesthetic choice.

The flashback dissolved before Zangief’s eyes, and he suddenly blurted out, turning towards Cooper, “And you see that is why I do not want join with American girl like you.” His equally unwilling partner was nowhere to be found, however. He scanned the area, but ultimately lost interest. Wandering on, there were new thoughts on his mind now. For starters: “I wonder where I can get borscht around here.” And furthermore: “Where is gift shop?” Saina and his strange magic eluded his thoughts, for now.
 

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He saw the orange sky lit up by pink, and then suddenly shift to a dark, blood red, then back to pink. He watched it, amazed, not even noticing the screams. The bubble seemed to burst, then all of a sudden smaller bubbles fell down, leaving trails of color that never seemed to stay consistent.

This is not the prison camp

One moment he was…well actually he couldn’t remember what he was doing before now. What was it? Something about a tree…was he climbing it? He didn’t know, nor did he feel like trying to remember. It didn’t matter now anyways.

He noticed the white paper lying before him. Something about it was attracting to him, drawing him, he had to get closer. His paws carried him. It was a letter, though he didn’t recognize the script. It was English, and he knew all the letters, but it was a strange form of it where the letters kept on moving and becoming double. He sniffed it, then realized something

I’m a bear

He wasn’t sure when he forgot that fact, but he definitely remembered it now. He was a bear. Odd thing to forget, he thought.

He sniffed the letter again, but outside the smell of death and grass, he picked up something else. Something trout like.

He raised his head. Definitely fish. Sniff sniff. Raw fish. Delicious raw fish. No, not delicious. Disgusting. The type of food he ate in Liverpool, when he was too poor to afford anything else, only ate half cooked fish and horse flesh.

Wait. Liverpool? Why did he live in Liverpool if he was a bear?

And then he wasn’t a bear anymore, but a short ugly man in red clothes. He blinked.

His wood axe was on the ground. He grabbed it, and looked around. He saw a very tall man with legs the size of a mountain, and trees. Lots of trees.

Well, better get to work. He wouldn’t want the guards to whip him for being lazy. Then it came back to him. That’s what he was doing before he came here. Or at least, close to before. He was cutting up wood with his axe, he remembered it perfectly. And now he needed to do it again.

Then he felt it. Something. Something watching him. He wasn’t alone, and it wasn’t just Mountain Legs. Something was in the air. And it wanted to eat him.

He roared and swung his axe, and knew he missed it. He swung again and backed up, but whatever was there was still coming for him. It was invisible, no way to see it. Roger lifted his axe up, holding it by his face, when he spied his reflection. He looked at it and forgot all about the invisible thing. His eyes in the reflection were five times too big.

Well that won’t work, he thought. To even it out, he decided to make his mouth bigger. He smiled, but when he felt he stopped smiling his reflection continued, stretching further and further until his lips were past his cheeks. The lips will crack, he thought, and in the reflection they did crack, pouring blood. And then suddenly his real lips burst open like squished worms, and blood gushed down his face. He dropped the axe and put his hands to his lips, pushing, desperate to push the blood back in. His axe fell to the ground, and as soon as it did the bleeding stopped. He felt his lips. Normal.

It was the thing. He knew it. The thing he felt. He wanted to reach for his axe, but he knew that if he did it’d kill him. He wanted to run, but he knew he couldn’t outrun it. He had no options but to stay there and die, but he didn’t want that either.

Was he bleeding still? He ran his tongue along his lips, but couldn’t tell if he tasted blood. His mouth, though. It was wet. He was bleeding. He spat out the clear blood his mouth made, and then suddenly head butted the air.

Yes!

He head butted again, then screamed and tackled the air, falling on the ground, punching and clawing at his invisible foe. He darted his head in, and bit the air, and pulled out, ripping out the invisible throat of his opponent. He spat it out, panting, then got up, grabbed his axe, and remembered the tall man, who seemed incredibly perplexed at what had occurred. It was strange when he looked at him; it was almost like he could visibly smell him, a strange fish smell. He decided to muse over that later; He had more important stuff to worry about.

“Well you just saw what I can do, Legs. I’m Roger Ursidea, King of the Moon. And I have no idea where we are”
 

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Molly reluctantly followed Teach along the plank, taking great care to step one boot after the other. “He called me Night Man...” she thought. “What does that – oh, Knight Man. Oh, no no no. He thinks I am a knight!”

Hopping off of the plank, she surveyed the scene again. Charred bodies dotted the coast. To her far left, two funny looking men were playing with a curved sword. One was wearing a safety helmet, but the other was apparently fully prepared to poke out an eye. Noises from one side of the town prompted Molly to turn and squint her eyes through the grate only to find two men dancing on the top of a house; the giant man lost his balance and spun around, and his smaller friend was unable to rescue him as they both fell off the roof and hit the ground. Everyone around her was so very big, and therefore more important and scarier than she. She thought of the armor.

“If a real pirate thinks that I am a knight, then maybe everyone else will too.” She mustered up some strength of will and tapped a gauntlet on Marshall’s shoulder.

“Hmmmmm?” he leaked as he turned around, sipping his rum.

Molly lowered her voice as much as she could, tilting her head back and shouting loudly through the empty section of the armor.

“ARE YOU A REAL PIRATE?” was the ghastly, hollow end result of a noise appropriate neither for a knight nor a girl.

Teach leaned slightly away and stared at her for a moment, taken aback by his companion’s peculiar voice. Then he smiled wide, showing off his nearly full set of teeth.

“A real pirate? As real as you are a knight, my friend. Zehahaha!” Laughing wildly, Teach slapped Armored Mo on the back. Molly wobbled and almost fell over, disguising her jerky loss of footing as a spontaneous brisk few steps’ jog.

“He really thinks I’m a knight! This is great,” Molly animatedly rejoiced, clenching metal fists and pumping them into the air. “As long as I don’t let him ever see inside the armor, and I speak really deep, and I pretend to be a knight and do knight things, I’ll be fine! Be a knight... do knight things...”

“Nowwat exactly does a knight of your stature do, exactly?” Teach inquired as he wrapped his arm around the armor’s shoulder and walked with his partner.

Molly scrambled for an answer.

“I, UM, DO KNIGHTLY THINGS.”

“Aye well of course, I do Piratey things. But I also sank a hundred ships before the Armada caught up to me.”

“A HUNDRED SHIPS, THAT’S AMA-,” Molly uncontrollably responded. Gasping at her misstep and bringing her hands to her mouth, the armor’s arms fell curiously limp. “That is amazing!” she thought. “He adventures into the hundreds, doing whatever he wants! That’s what a real knight would do, I bet.”

“Amazing enough, but that was when I was but a child of ten. I’m sure you’ve accomplished feats of greater value, eh?”

“I ONCE SAVED PRINCESS FROM A CASTLE.”

“Oh?” Teach inquired.

“AND I PICKED HER UP AND BROUGHT HER TO THE KING AND I MARRIED HER, AND I WAS KNIGHTED, AND–”

“Oh…” he remarked as he lost interest.

Molly struggled to impress the Pirate Captain. “I ONCE FOUGHT A DRAGON.”

“Oh?”

“WELL, A HUNDRED DRAGONS!”

”That’s interesting.”

“I KILLED EACH ONE, AND I CUT OFF THEIR NECKS AND THEY BREATHED FIRE ON ME BUT I USED A SHIELD.”

“Yeah!”

“AND I HOPPED ON TOP OF ONE AND RODE HIM AROUND WHILE KILLING ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND THEN I KILLED HIM TOO!”

“Yeah! Yeah!” Teach remarked, lost in the grand adventures of Knight Man. As Molly’s tale become more and more ridiculous, Marshall Teach only continued to become more enthralled, and definitively enough, more believing of the tale.

“-AND THEN WE ATE THEM ALL!”

“Zehahahaha! Now that’s something I can drink to!” Teach cheered as he took another swig of his rum. Wiping his mouth on his sleeve, he stretched his arm to Molly and offered her the flask.

“A man’s drink for a man’s man!”

“Oh, no... OH, NO THANK YOU!”

“Eh?”

“ER- OKAY” she agreed, striving to keep up her Knightly persona at any cost. Reluctantly taking the flask from her partner, Molly used one gauntlet to pry open the helmet’s mouth-guard and held the flask with the other, pouring the drink down the hatch and right onto her own head. It was hot and felt awful, single streams dripping down to her shoulders and promising to prove sticky and uncomfortable. The rum smelled terrible, and the bit that she tasted seemed rotten. She handed the flask back.

“YUUMMM.”

“Rum.”

“RUUMMM,” she corrected. “WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?” she asked, eager to change the subject. “SHOULD WE FIND THE BIGGEST GUY HERE AND BEAT HIM UP?” she bluffed.

“No, that wouldn’t be fitting, that’s not how we’ll operate,” Teach advised. “We will be strategic. We will find a place to lie in wait, and we will eliminate someone when the opportune time arises. Come with me, we will play the waiting game.”

Molly rested the axe on the armor's shoulder, and walked with her new friend, confident in her disguise yet fearful of what was to come.
 

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The Knight Man was not at all as Marshall imagined him to be. Knights, from what he could gather, are self righteous pricks, living based off some fictionalized concept of morality that justifies them being pompous little bastards. But Knight Man was different: so far he had downed half a jug of rum, lavished stories about butchering dragons, and tried to kill Marshall. He had a good amount of real pirate in him, and Marshall liked it.

Teach turned his head back and forth, surveying the row of wooden saloons and general stores in front of them. On the steps and porches, red dust and fine shreds of leather were all that was left of the previous patrons. The tallest building in the row was two storied and had a sign nailed to the awning over the porch that read ‘Good Time Sally’s’ in dull red.

Blackbeard motioned his head toward the door.

“Come on. This one.”

“BUT…AREN’T WE TRYING TO HIDE?” The Knight Man’s voice rattled through his suit, causing him to readjust his footing. “…WHAT IF THEY SEE US?”

He slowly raised his gauntlet and pointed at two men further down the road. One was wearing a suit of armor somewhat like the Knight’s, but much lighter and foreign looking. Marshall had seen the after effects of sea sickness enough to know the man had just thrown up whatever he previously had in his gut. The other man was wearing a cloak that concealed his body from shins to shoulders. Both seemed completely oblivious to Teach and the Knight at the moment, but if they became even the slightest bit aware of their surroundings, there’s little doubt they’d spot the giant pirate and knight standing just down the street.

Recoiling from the surprise appearance of the men, Blackbeard frantically looked around for something to distract them. His attention immediately caught an empty wooden barrel leaning against the porch steps. He reached over and grabbed the rim with his left and the base with his right, corked his torso, and flung his arms as fast as he could. Every sinew in his body strained as the barrel shot through the town. It had absolutely no arc and slammed directly into the second story wall of a store catawampus to the two strangers. It hit rim first, leaving a jagged collection of beams and window panes where the wall once was. The explosion of iron rings and wood sent a sharp crack through the air. The two strangers quickly shuddered as they turned to see what had caused the sound.

Teach turned and awkwardly sprinted into the saloon. Bursting through the doors, he swung around and saw Knight Man still standing in the street, looking at the remnants of the barrel.

“What’re ya doin’!?” Blackbeard barked at the Knight, trying to keep his voice down but retaining the urgency.

“SORRY!” Knight Man slowly turned and started running towards the doors. Like a great steam engine, he took several slow steps before his legs caught up to his bulk. Blackbeard stepped aside as his partner burst through the doors before quickly peeking back out into the street. The two strangers were crouched, attention on the wall. Both had instantly pulled out weapons and had them trained on the hole: the cloaked one appeared to have a cannon in place of a right forearm and the vomiter drew a very alien looking gun from his back.

“That’ll keep them off of us for now.” Marshall glanced to the back of the saloon and saw a small set of stairs wrapping around the far wall. “Let’s get up to tha roof. I’m bettin’ that’ll draw some other folks' attention and we can get a better glimpse of the action up there.”

Blackbeard started towards the stairs.

“UM…..”

He stopped and looked over his shoulder. Knight Man was standing directly beneath the highest part of the stairs with his right gauntlet barely touching his chin guard.

“I DON’T DO VERY WELL GOING UP STAIRS.” His voice had a hint of uncertainty in it.

“What’ya mean ‘Ya don’t do well’?” Blackbeard turned himself around to face the Knight, keeping his right hand on the banister. “Don’t castles have stairs all over tha place!?”

Knight Man paused for a second and slowly shifted his feet.

“WELL, THEY DO. BUT…I DON’T LIKE THEM.”

Teach’s face went blank as the room screeched to a standstill.

“ZEHAHAHAHA!” He sauntered over to the Knight Man and threw both of his paws on his shoulders. “Well I’m a pirate and I can’t swim! No need to be ashamed of your faults, boy; we all got ‘em!”

“I CAN’T SWIM EITHER.”

“ZEHAHAHAHA! Well, leave it to me! Just close yer eyes”

Not questioning the pirate, Molly forcefully closed her eyes and braced to be carried up the stairs. But instead of feeling the pressure off her feet, she felt a very cold moisture seep through the suit. In a panic, she began trembling.

“Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no…he’s going to kill me! I should have tried to go up the stairs. Why didn’t I try to go up the stairs? This stupid suit! I hate this stupid sui…” Suddenly, the cold leapt from her suit and she could see red stripes of sunlight through her little eyelids. Her boots hit the ground and she fell to her knees before catching herself. She opened her eyes and saw Marshall on his belly, peering over the edge of the saloon towards the street. Not knowing exactly what to do, Molly crawled next to her partner.

“HOW DID YOU-“

Blackbeard quickly threw his hand over the Knight’s mouth guard. The recoil from the contact shook the suit's chest and caused Molly to pause. The pirate slowly withdrew his hand from the guard and pointed down the street. About fifty yards to the east of the cloak and vomiter was a petite young woman with a white cane. Hiding a few meters behind the woman was a scrawny little boy with a monkey on his shoulder. The girl was walking directly towards the back of the other strangers.

“Oooooooh! This should be good. Make sure to keep yer head down!”
 

Scav

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Cassie was seasick, even though she stood on a dock. She'd had no problem during the boat ride. In fact, she thrilled at the new experience, gripping the railing and feeling sea spray on her face, enjoying the rhythmic up, down, up, down, up of each wave. The boat's motion matched what she saw through the captain's eyes saw, and that kept Cassie's stomach calm.

Now, as she ground her heel against the dock in a stubborn plea for balance, the captain and his boat were cutting through waves on their way out to sea. Cassie extended her white cane and began tapping its red tip against what she assumed was salt-soaked wood. With her other hand, she felt through her pocket to make sure she could feel the cold edges of the altoid container. It had survived the trip, thank God.

The captain had seemed in a hurry to leave, but she at least caught a glimpse, through his eyes, of villagers heading towards her. She quickly branded it into a memory that a sighted person would call photographic. She hoped they were eager to help a poor blind girl. And that the **** boat would stop rocking.

Cassie forced the captain's vision out of her consciousness. He saw only the monotony of a horizon, so unless Moby **** appeared, she figured she could ignore him until she touched some new eyes.

"Greetings, friends. My name is Lin Saina..."

With four senses forged through years of blindness, Cassie could easily hear the strange voice. She could feel it vibrating in her stomach. It was those same senses that, moments later, alerted her to something big, fast and wrong approaching.

Her attention twisted back to the boat's captain. She watched, through the doomed man's eyes, as a redness flooded over the vessel like a wave. From shore, she could hear his distant screams as they synched with his thrashing. He clawed at his boiling skin; she watched. Distractedly she felt along her arms, but felt none of the horrors that the captain saw.

Finally, mercifully, the captain died, and cast Cassie into blackness.

A true blind girl once again, she forced herself to unpack the views the captain gave her of shore. The people, the docks, the buildings, her angle to the road. Was she still facing the same way? What time was it? The sun, high in the sky, told her near noon, and hinted at a direction. The ocean seemed soft now after the screams, but still it gave her a compass. She could walk west, towards the people, and hope one of them would touch her.

Of course, she thought, anyone still alive might be one of the rapists and murderers her card spoke of.

“Well, what's done is done. You've all got too much work to do to be spending your time worrying about this. You know what? A simple fight is too easy. You've all got someone next to you. That's your new partner. You'll be working with them.”

Suddenly, the voice angled at Cassie. “Hey, kid! Want to see a trick?” Then nothing, save a gust of wind.

Cassie tightened her grip on her walking stick, but didn't move. Judging by the many screams, she guessed there were few left alive in the village. Those that were alive were certainly the nine she had been sent to... solve.

One of the captain's final images tugged at her memory. A flash of movement on the docks, a look of boyish cockiness, proud of something gallant and petty. Best to avoid that. Cassie turned away from the docks and removed her glovesjust in case. She heard a patter upon the dock. Something small. Probably not human. Definitely not a dog or a cat.

Whatever it was, it was faster than she expected. A delighted screek at her feet was her only warning before something yanked her cane. Hard.

Screek!

Cassie flicked the cane, but the little beast held on. She felt it clamor up the cane hand over hand until it reached midway. She tried to throw it off, but it shifted it's weight abruptly and stole her grip. She heard the cane tumble across the dock, and felt herself tumbling after it.
 

#HBC | Mac

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The brilliant sun reflected off of the long white cane momentarily blinding Saru. He froze; the same cane that had just erased hundreds of people was now being pointed directly at him. Saru gulped, fully expecting a red beam of death to come and consume him as well. His heart felt unnaturally bulky at the bottom of his throat. In that split second he came to the realization that he was going to die. He was lucky to have survived that first gruesome wave of death; but now this man, Saina, was going to clean up the leftovers.

His father used to tell him stories about witchcraft and juju. Though they served the purpose of making him too afraid to go to sleep some nights, he generally didn’t believe that any of those stories were actually real. Clearly, he was mistaken. He had heard stories of witches causing someone to break out in uncontrollable rashes, causing pregnant women to give birth to demon babies and even causing people to kill themselves by instilling thoughts of self loathing and violence into their minds. But never has he encountered a witch in his father’s stories that had such devastating powers.

Saru was beginning to regret coming here; yet again his curiosity was getting him into trouble. Only a few hours ago, he found himself in the middle of a crowded New York sidewalk. Kohiin had already scampered off into the middle of a group of people waiting for the electronic red hand to change into the white walk symbol so that they could cross the busy street. No one had noticed the monkey yet; that was a funny thing about city people, they were always too preoccupied with their own thoughts and agendas to notice what was going on around them. Saru let out a sharp whistle, cuing the young monkey to continue with the plan.

“Make sure you hold my hand dearie.” An elderly lady says as she gently takes the hand of the young girl to the side of her.

The lady felt a tug on her skirt. “Don’t worry darling. Everything will be ok; we’re only going to cross the street.” The lady says with a consoling tone without bothering to look down. She feels another tug. As she opens her mouth to speak again she suddenly realizes; the tug on her skirt was on the opposite side of where her granddaughter was. She slowly tilts her head down to the side. An ear-splitting scream escapes from her lips as she sees the small red monkey grabbing onto her skirt.

It was during the chaos caused by the elderly woman that Saru acted. He quickly pulled out his knife and began to cut out the bottoms of civilians’ purses, pockets, book bags; anything he suspected would hold something of value. He had already memorized the timing of the traffic lights and knew exactly what time it would be okay for the people to cross. After a few short moments, he realized that he had time to steal from only one more person. Saru swiftly cut the backpack the man carried and a single small metal card fell out into the sports bag that Saru held under it.

The light changed. Saru quickly crossed the street. He was going to meet Ko at the spot and go over what they were able to get from this run. As Saru neared the other side of the street, he abruptly glanced back towards the scene of the crime, something he never did because it would make him feel bad about his actions. Nearly everyone else was crossing the street and had yet to realize that they were missing certain valuables. But one man stood out. It was the last person he had a chance to steal from before he had to cross the street. This man wasn’t moving and instead stared directly at Saru. Saru could have sworn that the odd man was smiling.

A few blocks down, Saru leaped onto a dumpster and then onto the fire escape of a pretty vacant apartment building. He found Ko there hanging upside down from one of the ladder rungs, scratching itself with its free hand. Saru climbed up and sat down. He began to sort through his sports bag, separating the worthless stuff from the money, credit cards and jewelry that he nabbed. He finally came across the metal card he took from that strange man. It was completely blank. Thinking it was worthless, Saru was about to toss it out until he felt the small bumps in the card. He noticed that these bumps were arranged in a pattern that he recognized. He dug deep into the dark recesses of his mind and attempted to retrieve the Braille lessons he received from his father quite a long time ago. He began to piece together some of the words that were punched into the card.

“Please help me. Nine rapists, murderers, and liars have organized a tournament of sorts. I know you can help my little girl have justice. I know you may not believe me at first, but if you can do this for me, I can return to you the person you wish for most.”

“The person I wish for most?” Saru mused. He didn’t know anyone and had no friends. Who could it be that he wished for most? Saru randomly began to feel around the card as he became lost in his thoughts. His fingertips brushed against something that felt vaguely familiar. He snapped back to attention and ran his fingers over that spot again. Could it be? On one of the corners of the card, Saru felt the same insignia that he felt on the Braille practice cards he would use back in Africa. Could the person he wished for most be his own father?

But his father was dead; Saru witnessed the event through his own tearful eyes. He continued to delve deep into his memories; His father’s body was never found. Saru saw the rebel soldiers drag his papa’s limp figure away from their home. Though Saru knew how unlikely it was that his father was still alive, he couldn’t dare release that speck of hope that had just formulated in his heart, the hope that his father was still alive.

Saru read the card again. Who was it that sent this message? What did they expect him to do? Where was this tournament being held? These questions and more continued to roam around in Saru’s head. He stretched and leaned back against the metal bars.

“Come here koko.” Saru clicked his tongue twice, beckoning for the monkey.

The red monkey swung into Saru’s lap. The boy began to toss him in the air and play with little monkey. He then flung him high into the air; the monkey latched onto the steel bars above. But the monkey did not continue the playful banter. Instead he began to hoot, holler and point at something or someone across the road.

Saru looked to where the monkey was gesturing at and saw the same man with the odd smile he had seen previously at the crosswalk. The man then pointed towards the harbor that was down the street. Saru glanced in that direction and saw a young woman being let into a small boat. He looked towards the man again. The strange man nodded and then walked off. Saru stood up and jumped down from the fire escape. He somehow knew exactly what he was supposed to do.

“C’mon, Kohiin. Let’s go find papa!” Saru yelled as he began to sprint towards the harbor.

“Hey, kid! Want to see a trick?”

Saina interrupted Saru’s life flashing before his eyes. How rude of the witch man. Saru was no longer frozen in place and instead began to tremble and shake in fear. The man laughed and than just disappeared.

Saru was alive! He immediately came to his senses and realized that he had to get out of there, before the devil man came back. He turned back towards the water to see if there was any way to board the boat before it left again. The very vessel he came here on crashed into a boulder jutting out of the sea. Saru came to the unsettling realization that the men who steered the boat must have been killed by the red bubble as well. Saru groaned and tried to restrain further panic, he had to find some other way to get away from this place.

“Hey little buddy,” Saru nervously asks the monkey. “what do you suggest we do?”

No response. The monkey… Kohiin… was gone! Saru no longer felt the weight of the monkey in his drawstring bag. He immediately thought the worst, his friend and only companion was eaten up by red magic. Tears began to well up in his eyes. Saru fell to his knees, his head tilted down. Yet again, he had lost someone he held dear. And it was all his fault; he should never have come to this accursed place.

Screek!

Saru’s head sprang up. Was the devil playing tricks on him? Was it really Kohiin? Saru quickly scanned the area that the sound came from.

“Koko!”

Saru yelled with immense glee and relief. However this feeling of ecstasy was short lived. The monkey had latched itself onto a cane being held by a woman. A white cane… it was the same kind of cane that the witch man used. It had to be another witch! And Ko was going to get himself killed by her!

Saru quickly sprinted towards the two. He was only a few feet away when the woman toppled, her cane leaving her grip along with the monkey. Surely the witch would have been able to destroy the monkey on the spot, but for some reason she did not. Saru swiftly snatched up his monkey and kicked the evil white cane a few yards away. He turned to look at the witch in fear.

She was very pretty Saru thought. In his head, he pictured witches to be ugly humans with warts and discolored skin. But she, however, looked so helpless and harmless; Saru’s initial fear of her was beginning to fade. The woman looked oddly familiar… he suddenly remembered. It was the same lady who boarded the same boat he stowed away on. Why would a witch who could teleport use a boat? She wasn’t a witch Saru decided. Maybe she was lead to this evil place like he was!

“Sorry ma’am!”

Saru felt bad. It was his monkey’s fault that the poor lady had fallen. Saru walked over to her and began to help her up. As he grabbed her hand, a brief and almost unnoticeable sensation came upon him.

Cassie could now see.
 

The Phazon Assassin

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As Mixszt and his newly found acquaintance prepare to leave the empty town, thoughts begin to race through Mixszt’s mind.

OK, so this is a competition right? Where are the other competitors? Are we supposed to hunt them down? Are they gonna find us? Who are they? Are they habitants of this town? No, wait, that can’t be….but still, who are they? Is this guy one of them?

He pauses and takes another long look at the man.

“Something the matter?” he asks, snapping Mixszt out of his trance.

“No, no, just thinking. Just out of curiosity, you got a name? I keep referring to you in my head as that guy in armor, or some other version of that”

“Alpha,” he responds.

“OK, Alpha. By the way, the name’s Mixszt.” The simple pronunciation of his name, “Mist” hides the odd way of spelling it, so no further action is required. Mixszt’s train of thoughts resume once again.

You know, if we do end up having to fight, I can tell he’s gonna a real pain in the ***. Hopefully, I can stay on his good side until everyone else is gone. Maybe by that point I can have something figured out.

“Rephrasing an earlier question, what is that suit capable of? I mean, I’ve never seen anything like it, and that’s coming from a guy who….”

“I’d rather not discuss that. In the event we are pitted against each other, I’d prefer to have every advantage I can.”

Mixszt let’s out a slight growl. The fact that his teammate seemed to be one step ahead was quite unsettling, maybe even nerve-racking for him.

“Well, I suppose I understand. I guess I’ll do the same thing.”

“If you’re referencing your arm cannon abilities, I already figured that out.”

Mixszt turns and faces Alpha.

“What?”

“Your arm cannon is capable of firing Phazon-based Missiles. Phazon, which is a highly corrosive element, is known to…”

Mixszt walks closer to Alpha, tightening the grip on his sword. He stares right into the helmet in another attempt to show Alpha who is the real “Alpha Male.”

“OK, I don’t like the idea of some random person analyzing me like this. Anything else you wanna share? Hunh? You got any other secrets?” There’s no response.

“Oh, so you wanna play the silent card again? I suggest you keep it that way.”

“Look, would you rather have an enemy have the capabilities to see through everything you have?”

Mixszt backed down a tad, but continued to hold strong.

“I apologize if I made you feel uncomfortable, but I give you my word. You can trust me.”

Mixszt begins thinking about his episode. What was it that made him feel awkward? Was it the fact that he lost his suit and he felt inferior standing in front of this man with the highly advanced armor, even for his time period? Could it be that Alpha reminded him of one of many people who looked at him in the same manner which inevitably forced him to remove himself from his former society? He didn’t know, but these and many more thoughts crossed his mind.

“Ugh, I don’t know where that came from. I felt a little threatened, that’s all. Come on, let’s get out of here.”

Just as they start to leave, they witness an object slam into one of the buildings, creating a thick cloud of dust, throwing shards of wood everywhere. Mixszt covers his head with his cape. After the dust settles, they both run towards the building with weapons drawn.

“What was that? Who was that? Any idea where it came from?”

“No,” Alpha promptly replies, “but a threat is nearby.”

“Well,” Mixszt says while charging his cannon, creating a light blue glow, “I guess it’s time to show what we’re made of.”
 

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With all the speed of a 100 year old sea turtle (named Ted) wading through a beach teeming with morbidly obese tourists, Zangief finally became aware of the unfamiliarity of his settings. Normally he took the same approach to considering details that Michael Bay takes in considering characterization and plot and theme and dialog and cinematography. That is to say: If it had nothing to do with fabulous muscles, the Russian Bear took little notice.

Nevertheless, he didn’t much like wandering about aimlessly, completely unaware of where to find a good place to eat. And what was he doing here again? Something about—oh, yes! He reached into his bright red wrestling briefs and dug around for a moment. And another. And another. If anyone were to witness him in those three moments, they would have surely gotten the wrong impression.

But at long last, he found the comically undersized cell phone device and held it up triumphantly. “Bolshaya pabyeda!” he exclaimed, grinning like the Cheshire Cat. For entirely too long he posed, but eventually became aware that there was no audience to witness his triumph in retrieving The Lost Cell Phone from the Underpants of Doom. With great effort, he eventually pried the tiny device open and attempted to check his text messages. But then, his massive thumb struck one too many buttons, and he inadvertently deleted his inbox.

Dust swirling by him, he stood there in the middle of the road, all but motionless (if not for his twitching eye). He could not, for the life of him, remember why he had been brought to this unfamiliar place. With such righteous fury, Zangief wound up like the lovechild of a ‘roid-raging pitcher and the world’s angriest (and suspiciously anthropomorphic) whirlwind. His cell phone launched into the air and out of sight, twinkling like a little star. He would just have to try his best to figure things out on his own.

But Zangief had little need (nor want) for contemplation. He had always been operating under the behest of his nation, and his mission and purpose for many years remained clear, unwavering; to prove and maintain the greatness of Mother Russia was all that he lived for. And when Mother Russia changed? Zangief felt utterly abandoned, like a bewildered 8 year old boy who had just caught his mother in the act, but instead of finding her “wrestling” with Father Socialism, he found his mother in the arms of the milkman, who happened to be the type of milkman with a long white beard and a stovepipe hat decorated in red, white, and blue. “Scarred for life” didn’t even begin to describe the irreparable damage that shattered Zangief’s very existence.

Still, he knew nothing else and didn’t want to. Even though the enemy had changed, Zangief wanted desperately to forgive his Mother for her digressions and feel purpose again. Fortunately for him, there was much evil in the world, and he loved justice almost as much as he loved Soviet Russia. For many years now, The Red Cylcone had torn through the ranks of the evil organization known as Shadaloo. At first he was compelled by the call of duty to his great nation, but, in time, he absolutely needed Shadaloo to keep the weepies at bay. Even though Shadaloo had finally been defeated in 2005, no one had the heart to tell the big lug the truth: The mission was over and he was now chasing nothing.

In the presence of peculiar characters, however, he could not be swayed on his suspicions. In his mind, Shadaloo was always nearby. Zangief may have been powerless to stop the affair between Russia and the United States, but he sure as hell was not going to allow Shadaloo to so much as make a kissy-face at his mother dearest.

And that’s when it hit him, with all the speed of Ted: “Tour-na-ment!” That’s what he was here for. He was here to beat up suspicious characters and, surely, to defeat Shadaloo once and for all. He strutted on through the abandoned streets with renewed vigor, placing one arm in front of the other. Soon, he knew, a worthy opponent would present himself. That’s how tournaments work, after all.

He was correct; off in the distance he witnessed a man who was nearly as tall as himself—though laughably thin. He was not deceived, however, as he recalled having faced a similar-looking man from India who was quite formidable. Zangief was convinced that he had found the first Bad Guy, and he had never been more excited—until he spied the tall man’s cohort.

In that moment, he beheld a breathtaking metamorphosis of a peculiar little man. But in spite of his physical stature, there was nothing small about his transformation. He swiped at the air and roared and thrust his head at nothing at all. At first Zangief was torn between repulsion and reverence. Wait. No! This was no man at all. This behavior, this wonderful feral energy! This was the spirit of the most worthy adversary the giant wrestler had ever known: The glorious Brown Bear. Oh, the many scars he had been given in his time wrestling bears! Zangief could not help but admire this man—even though he was clearly a Shadaloo agent.

Unafraid, Zangief began to pound forward, the earth shaking beneath his feet.

But then there was a sudden growl even mightier than that of the Great Grizzly Bear: the roar of Zangief’s empty stomach. He would fight the mighty bear-man eventually—but first he needed to fill his belly! Again, The Red Cyclone wandered on through the ghost town on his quest for borscht.
 

Evil Eye

Selling the Lie
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Cooper felt the rough tree bark dice across his hand as he released midswing and dropped down to the street.

"Dammit," he muttered, sucking the dirt out of the cut and spitting it on the ground. Tarzan he was not.

In the time it had taken him to find and fix his Taser, the blubbering behemoth known as Zangief had already disappeared. Cooper shrugged idly, reholstering his Taser. After a quick pause, he leaned against the tree, still sucking on the cut as he drew his PDA from its special buckle and activated it. With the technological deftness of a teenager, he quickly opened his archives and punched in a new file for SAINA, LIN, before erasing it and correctly entering LIN, SAINA. He'd rarely dealt with people of the Orient, and as such Cooper was still prone to making cultural mistakes. He recorded a few quick snippets -- age range, height range, and so on. Malleable figures that he would adjust as the campaign went on. Cooper then paraphrased an account of what he'd seen Saina do, and what he thought may be planning. Death tournament? Sociological experiment? Something about this went well beyond the surface.

Noticing the man-shaped indentation in the road, he also added a file on ZANGIEF. Old-fashioned Soviet Red, seems unaware of modern Russia. Respects fighting prowess, but such cannot overwhelm hatred of America. Possible inferiority complex or parental issues. Imbecilic and almost childlike -- likely manipulable. Skilled fighter, professional wrestler as implied by utterances and technique. He paused a moment before adding: Delusional, possible schizophrenic.

At last, Cooper looked away and rubbed his eyes, stylus still tucked in his fingers. There was so much to do, and so much to adjust to. Where was he? Somehow simple questions like this had been overridden by fundamentals, like what Saina's game was, and the identity of the other entrants. If his own position here were any indicator, the majority were likely just as unsuspecting. Zangief's ignorance made it clear that he likely hadn't even realized he was no longer in Red Square.

BANG!

Cooper ducked around the tree and drew his Beretta in one fluid motion. When he heard nothing more, he jogged a few steps to the general store he and Zangief had fought upon and took a minute peek around the corner. A barrell had slammed into the side of a building too doors down, leaving a chaotic mess of metal rings and splintered timber. Two figures aimed weapons at the spot where the barrell had apparently struck -- one an unusual man in an apparent experimental prototype armor and the other a very young man with a rather advanced cannon. Cooper drew his PDA with his left hand, pausing thoughtfully as the two men slowly lowered their weapons. They were certainly well trained -- the armored one, especially. Both had likely killed before. They had an aggressive and almost competitive physical chemistry and posture. Perhaps some of what Saina said was true? A half-truth seemed more up the alley of a man trying to sew the seeds of carnage and disarray.

With the press of a finger, Cooper clicked a stealthy photograph for later use and returned his PDA to its buckle, and himself to his hiding spot. Now was not the time to approach two killers and accost them for information. They were too cautious. Too ready. And if they were in fact examples of Saina's moral offenders, they wouldn't hesitate for small-talk. With miniscule movements, Cooper traced his way backward into the forest encompassing the town, pistol still aimed at the corner, trigger half deppressed. When he satisfied himself that he had slipped far enough away, he turned and began to run.

Eventually, he reached the edge of the town and peeked around the corner. He'd seen a ship here, barely able to notice it heading out to see against Zangief's distracting bulk. Now, as he zoomed in with his PDA, he saw merely a tattered mast wedged into the rocks, swaying with each white spray of foam and each wave lapping at its base. Like the Isaacs of this town, Abraham had seen to the ship as well. There was no intervention. Not this time.

Cooper snarled, slapping the gadget back into its spot. The more he found of Saina's work, the stronger the desire he felt to wring the geriatric's neck with his own bare hands. The seafaring captain and crew were no doubt every bit as innocent as the denizens of the town which had so recently been laid to waste. In all likelihood, they probably transported goods or devices for Saina -- perhaps even Saina himself -- all the while unknowing of the fate that awaited them at the next shore. That a man could commit this kind of atrocity was appalling. That a man could knowingly use the services of good men and ensure them a place in this bloodied jigsaw was something else entirely. Something in dire need of retribution.

He turned the corner and began to walk determinedly toward the pier. Someone may be left alive; be they dockmaster, loader, or ship's captain, it was clear enough that anyone left alive was either a member of Saina's loathsome tournament or abetting as much. Cooper felt each footfall stomp heavier into the gravel beneath him as his ire grew within, inflamed the outmost corners of his body. He looked out to the open sea, considered the distance the men of the ship would have sailed. The type of men who would enlist for operations of such distance. Men with flaws, likely, but ones who meant well overall. Likely a wife or girlfriend somewhere far from here who would never quite know what to tell three to five children about their father's disappearance. Probably leaving a mountain of debt in their name that they were chipping away at with these voyages. With each life lost, exponentially more were destroyed, and none would ever gaze upon this tattered memento flapping in the breeze, catching beams of sunlight through impaled pinholes. They would be left only able to imagine it, as they stared out to sea and wondered when a loved one would return.

Cooper stopped just a moment and took a deep breath, relaxing his fists. The curse of his knack for profiling came in knowing exactly what was lost when he failed to save a life. A calculation of failure. An emotional risk assessment. He drew another heavy breath and unclenched his fists, continuing his walk without realizing his nails had repunctured his scrape.

He froze when he saw two people on the dock. A girl, late teens to early twenties, tugged at the shirt of a young boy of about eleven to thirteen. Before Cooper was able to notice much more than the monkey accompanying the duo, the young boy had snatched the girl's hand and lead her into the forest, giving her not choice but to keep pace while tapping nervously at the ground with her cane.

Cooper put his hand on his holster as he went from a quick walk to a jog, to a run, to a sprint. As he pounded across the boards of the dock, he raced his mind to assess their potential risk before breaking the treeline. Young boy. Woman. Thieves? Perhaps a duo not unlike Charles Starkweather? No. The boy was far too young to lead the woman in such repugnant affairs, and yet he lead her all the same. He was protecting her -- they were fleeing. Appeased, Cooper fastened the snap on his holster and increased his pace.

He was made to regret his decision with considerable expedience. The forest had been thicker than he expected, and it was easy enough to misstep. As such, it seemed almost inevitable that Cooper found himself upside down, his bulky frame pulling hard on one ankle, jacket flapping up.

"Damn vines. Just like Bolivia." Cooper grumbled, hoping to gain the attention of his trappers as he drew his switchblade from its pouch, opened it, and slipped it into his sleeve. He then returned to a helpless posture, arms hanging straight down from the shoulder, knife nestled between his forearm and sleeve. And then he waited.

After a time, the girl emerged, tap-tap-tapping her cane back and forth and stopping just short of tripping on tree stumps or vines. From this close, Cooper could clearly see what had nagged at him before, helped him believe the innocence of this pair. The dark sunglasses worn even in the shady canopy sealed the deal; she was blind. Certainly not a likely candidate for a death tournament. However, one thing was intriguing about the girl. Though she herself exuded the expected shortcomings of the sightless, her movements carried a fluid confidence that suggested she had lived in this state for quite some time.

The boy emerged, joined to her hip. He kept his hands up at waist level, tensed. A martial arts stance. Cooper pinned his age for eleven. Good, an inexperienced boy scout. Another good sign for the pair -- and for himself, if they proved untrustworthy. Everything about their body language suggested a protective nature in the boy. To control the situation, he needed merely to control the girl.

"Well then," Cooper offered. "Are you going to say something, or just observe me?"

The girl smiled thinly. "I'd say I like to watch, but, well..."

"Fair enough," Cooper chuckled. "I suppose you both found yourselves in possession of an unusual invitation?"

The boy looked over to the young woman. Unnervingly, she looked back at him. How did she know? What uncanny senses the blind held.

Cooper continued. "It promised you something. That the people you'd find here were of... less than exemplary moral caliber?"

"Go on," the woman gestured with her cane. "What else?"

"The real crazy part," he said, making a point to scratch his face. His arm was now protecting his head, in addition to wielding the blade. "You were... teleported."

Again they traded glances.

"Actually," offered the boy, "We sailed here."

Cooper paused and scanned this through his head. Surely any sailors that had survived the voyage would be untrustworthy? No. He scanned the boy in detail, and then the girl. The boy had a distinctly African appearance, and the tarnished clothing he wore and collection of soot in his hands and knees confirmed him as a stowaway on the ship. The girl, on the other hand, was made redundant for the vast majority of seafaring jobs, and lacked the tan of one who spends the majority of the year outdoors. It didn't add up. They had to be victims of Saina's game.

"What was that you said about the invitation?" The girl drummed her fingers on the handle of the cane. "The other people here?"

"Rapists, murderers? That's what mine said."

The young woman paused, nodding, before jabbing her cane directly into Cooper's solar plexus. "And how do we know you aren't one of them?"

Cooper took a quick breath to collect his thoughts. This gambit was starting to wear thin, but he'd humor them a bit longer. "Because I'm a crack shot with a pistol and neither of you are injured. Because I'm just as bewildered by this entire situation as you must be." He hesitated, then stepped deeper into a gamble, noting the disparate partnership. "Because I found myself near a man I'd never met, whom I'd been told to work with, and who tried to kill me within seconds. And..." He laid his trump card. "Because I think you're both just as disturbed by a voodoo ball that ends life as I am."

They said nothing, merely regarded him.

Cooper shrugged. "Tell me when I misstep."

The girl lowered her cane, and felt for the boy's hand as she took a step backward. "What's your name?"

"Cooper," he responded without hesitation. "B.C. Cooper."

Recognition flashed in the blind girl's face. "I've heard of you."

"How so?" Cooper scratched his face again, readying the blade. They seemed harmless enough, and yet, there was only one type of person that knew the name B.C. Cooper. Those who feared it. Criminals.

"Come on, Saru," she said, beginning to turn. "I'm sure a man of Cooper's stature can attend to himself."

Almost before she'd fully turned away, he'd already swiped the blade across the vine and landed, lunging toward them. The blind woman pivoted almost immediately, swinging her cane. Cooper found himself surprised by the move, but still able to wrap one hand around the cane, drawing her in, and the other around her head. He hugged her in tight, keeping the blade pointed under her jaw. Her face betrayed no emotion other than surprise.

"What now?" she asked, timid yet unafraid. "Who are you?"

"B.C. Cooper." Damn it, why would she know of him if she wasn't from the criminal element? How did she move so quickly, know he was approaching? He'd slowed down in his age, but certainly not that much. Nothing was adding up the way it should.

Her dark glasses were harming his ability to read her tics. Cooper swatted her glasses away, quickly, but she only continued to look up at him through blank eyes.

"I could have killed you if I wanted to, just now," he barked. Again, no expression. Just the attentive look of a pupil absorbing grammar or algebra. "But I didn't. You two need me around. With the things I've seen, the people I've seen... a blind girl and a boy are blood in the water, in this place. Please listen to me. HEY!"

He inadvertantly loosened his grip on the blind girl as he felt a monkey clambering all over his face. Just as he was able to pry it from his head, Cooper felt a heel with surprising force collide with his temple. He stumbled, but turned with the hit, allowing himself to face Saru, the boy, and regain his footing. Saru stepped forward, whipping his shoulder forward as his body began to spiral into a horizontal corkscrew. The stylish appearance of the move was its own pitfall; Cooper easily blocked the follow-up kick with one forearm and thumped his fist into Saru's chest, sending him sliding through the mud and dirt.

A quick bee-sting pain struck his other temple and Cooper turned, raising his fists into one of his poses, the left hand forward, flexed, ready to defend, the right hand slightly behind it, clenched as tight as forged steel. But the blind girl never attacked. She merely smiled, and put a hand out, stopping Saru from his next charge.

"That's enough," the girl cooed. "He's a friend."

Cooper kept his guard up, panting. He wasn't certain which one she had been referring to. And yet, his gut had never steered him this wrong before. Who was this girl? Why did she play such a game with him, and how did she know who he is?

Eerily, as his posture began to relax, the girl smiled a bit wider, and gestured almost right to his fists. "I think you can put those away. It's clear you're exactly who you say you are."

Cooper sighed, and lowered his arms, and as the girl turned again and reached out for Saru's hand, he began to follow them.

After they walked for a few moments, the blind girl smiled one last time, halting in her pace. "Give it back, Saru."

Saru hesitated, chewing on his lower lip, then retrieved a black wallet from his vest and tossed it to Cooper, who caught it and flicked it open in the same motion. He was surprised to see his own face staring back at him, his bounty hunting licence, and his old cop badge. He smirked, shaking his head, and returned the wallet to its rightful pocket. Cooper wasn't sure what he'd found, but it certainly wasn't hostile. It was something far more interesting.
 

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Alpha and Mixszt begin scanning their nearby environment, looking for a sign of anyone or anything that could’ve created this explosion. Mixszt hops up to the newly created gap in the building, but no one is inside. He jumps even higher, reaching the roof. Still, however, he finds nothing.

“You see anything down there?”

“All scans are negative for any life forms.”

“This is getting really annoying. Who did this, I mean, how did it happen? You’re not gonna tell me that this place is booby trapped, too.” Mixszt starts jumping from building to building, heading towards the coast, while Alpha continues his ground patrol. Mixszt reaches the end of the row of houses and has a clear view of the ocean. He sits at the edge of the building.

“There has to be someone around here,” Mixszt quietly says to himself. He turns his head around and takes a quick glance at the destroyed wall.

“Hey, I’m getting something,” Alpha exclaims. He points over to the coastline. I stand up and see three figures emerge from the woods. One of them has a Batman-esque utility belt, another is carrying a walking stick, and the third looks as if he hasn’t hit puberty. But, there’s no confrontation of any sort. All three are aware of the other’s presences. It doesn’t look like there’s been a capture of sorts, or any kind of hostage situation.

Mixszt begins thinking about the three characters. The young child certainly doesn’t belong here, but this is clearly no place for a handicapped woman. The only person who looks like he could put up a fight is the Bruce Wayne looking fellow, but even given his numerous gadgets, he wouldn’t be a match for Mixszt and his companion.

“Hey, Alpha, you’re pretty quiet down there. What do you have to say about those folks? He’s probably making some sort of log, something around those lines.” He begins pondering his next move. Should he directly approach them and eliminate them all in one swoop? Maybe he should lay low, creep up behind them, find a way to separate them, and take them out one at a time. Then, an idea struck him, and he pondered why it took so long to impregnate in his little head.

“I can take all three of them out right here.” He begins charging his cannon. “If there’s any complaint, speak now, or forever hold their peace.......nothing? Alright.” He takes aim at the three wanderers. Just before he fires, he hears a crashing sound nearby. He turns his head just as he fires. One of the buildings has been completely annihilated.

“Alpha, what the hell was that?” He looks down only to find his partner gone without a trace.

“****it!!!” He looks over at the explosion he caused, then back at the building, then once more at the three travelers, who are all looking back at him. Clearly he wants eliminate these people immediately, but without his partner, he would be fighting an uphill battle he didn’t want to be involved in. He points his sword at them for a few moments, then hops of off the roof.

He runs up to the pile of rubble. He starts to dig through it, then stops, assuming Alpha wouldn’t be stupid enough to be caught inside a falling building he probably destroyed anyway. Mixszt comes to the conclusion that the only direction they could have went in was into the forest. He runs forward not caring what may await him inside the maze of trees.


P.S.: Don't let this game die.
 

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Cassie couldn't help but feel a little proud. Not twenty minutes had passed since this most dangerous game had begun, yet she had already secured two allies. Not bad for a blind girl.

The biggest risk, bigger than letting the burly bald man stick a knife at her neck, had been allowing herself to fall when attacked by the monkey. She had already convinced herself that she'd fallen on purpose, though the monkey had had more to do with it than she cared to admit. Still, falling, and flapping about like a fish, had been her only play. Cassie repressed a spike of shame, that she needed help from someone before she could get started. She cursed herself for not finding this Lin Saina and touching him.

The boy came through. She was lucky. An impressionable kid with an urge to please. A mission that felt solid when she arrived, however, had turned to mud. Why was a young boy involved in the dangerous game? What could he possibly have done that would warrant Justice? A few thefts? Minor pecadillos?

It had been hard to contain her relief when Saru touched her skin. His vision tethered to her brain like an umbilical cord, flooding her cerebral cortex with images of sand, trees, birds, flowers and corpses. Cassie found herself staring at her chest. She almost thwacked the boy, before she realized he was looking downwards in embarrassment. She wondered if his cheeks were flushed.

No, that's wrong, she realized. He was sizing her up. She sat shotgun inside his head while the boy took in her appearance. He absorbed her blonde hair, her trim nose, the thick black sunglasses that hid her blank eyes. Upon seeing her thin ankles dangling from her rolled-up jeans, she resolved to do more calf exercises. Maybe some jump workouts she'd memorized during her days as a gymnast – a blind girl with a four-foot vertical leap would be a rude surprise for her targets.

By instinct, Cassie immediately began Impressing upon him. The link between them remained weak, still being fresh, but being a young boy made him much easier to Impress. She conjured images of herself as a big sister, and pushed them through the link and into his mind. It would take a while to stick, but hopefully would pay dividends down the line.

"It's ok," Cassie smiled as warmly as she could. She tried to remember her mother's voice. Warm and soft and slightly condescending. Given a little energy, she could be a big sister. "What's your name?"

The boy's line of site raised three inches, bringing Cassie eye to eye with herself. She chuckled inwardly, imagining the kid straightening his back and puffing out his chest in youthful pride.

"My name is Saruwatari!"

Suddenly, Saruwatari's mind was washed over with images from his past. They came much too fast for Cassie to interpret - the kid visualized faster than anyone she'd ever tethered to. Not for the first time, Cassie wished she could hear this thoughts, rather than just "see" the visceral images that fired in his dorsal stream. She'd long ago figured out that such visual memories activated the same synapses as actual vision, and thus got forced into her mind. It was also what allowed her to push back, remapping the visual memories in subtle ways.

Africa, New York City, an old man. Strange kid.

Something he saw pricked her attention bubble. Instantly, Cassie snapped back to the present. To the dangerous game. Rapists and murderers, she'd been told, and one was approaching them right then.

"Look!" Saru said. If she'd been in a better mood, she'd have made fun of him for his choice of words. Maybe he'd never seen a blind person before. Still, she saw, all the same. Muscled yet lithe. All the confidence of a killer.

"Saruwatari,"

"Saru!" The boy corrected.

"Saru. We need to run. Can you run? Can you show me the forest?"

Mercifully, the boy understood. He grabbed Cassie's hand. Within moments, Cassie felt the heat drip away from her skin as they entered shade.

And moments later, she met the infamous B.C. Cooper.

She patted Saru on the head as they stared up at their captured killer. Not bad, for a kid. It had only taken him a few seconds to grab a vine, tie a loop, apply some tension, and wrap it in their pursuer's most obvious path.

Now, as the three plowed deeper into the forest, Cassie could reassess. B.C. Cooper. The famous vigilante. The terror of Orlando's crime families. More than once, as she pressed her cane against some mugger's neck, he had whispered the name to her, laughingly convinced that the legendary B.C. Cooper was actually a small blind girl. She didn't always correct them.

He would prove useful. She was thankful he hadn't touched her skin-to-skin during his bluff assault. She needed to sit inside Saru's head for a little longer, to hopefully get her Impressions to stick. The boy's eyes were more useful anyways, since he had the attention span of a wild hare. Cooper focused too much. Still, she would eventually need to Touch him. What visions he must have, she thought.

He'd revealed plenty during his assault. She guessed that, like her, he would never hurt a child. He may even feel protective of her. Cop instincts. Corrupt cops don't become private investigators, she thought. They get run out of the Blue by the real corrupt cops. Cooper was a risk, sure, but a necessary one. He would be harder to Impress. But not impossible – and he could help her Touch Saina.

"What's your name, kid?"

Cassie forced herself to focus on her steps as Saru whipped his eyes around. The boy kept leading her by the hand, but he wasn't paying careful attention to the many tree trunks and brambles that threatened her path. "Saru!" He said proudly.

"Uh huh, got a last name?"

Quick taps with her stick found another log looming in front. Saru easily hopped it without thinking to warn her. His eyes were still on Cooper, who had pulled out a small PDA. She guessed he'd punched in "Saru" already. A note taker, perhaps? Cassie stepped over the log without trouble, and was amused to find Cooper to be blinder than she was. With so much attention dedicated to his device, he never had a chance against the hazardous log.

Cassie allowed herself a quick smile, but it vanished when she watched how quickly the man righted himself. The motion reminded her of her gymnastics instructors - the same ones so shocked she could perform on the High Beam so surely - with his forceful command of balance. She decided it'd be best not to try to race him. Saru, at least, looked like he was comfortable enough in the forest to duck and dart away.

Saru seemed to have forgotten the question. He looked back ahead, and through him Cassie could see the forest opening up back onto the beach. Bad idea, she thought, and gripped his hand.

"Miss? What's your name?"

"Why?"

"Something to hide?"

Something must have tinted her voice, because Saru snapped his head around once more to watch. He was still pulling them out of the forest. Stupid kid, they'd be out in the open, and Cooper was too focused on his notes to notice. She might as well make it a non issue so he'd start paying attention.

"Cassie. Cassie Webb. Um–"

"Let's go!" Saru yelled, bubbling with adventure. Before he refocused on his feet, Cassie witnessed a glimpse of Cooper that she didn't expect. Surprise - but not the same surprise as when he got caught in a trap, or thwacked by a blind girl. He seemed more stunned, as though something had marooned his consciousness on an island inside his head. Cassie cursed herself for not touching him during the scuffle. What images were forcing themselves on his mind?

White burning light. The trio burst through the forest cover, though Cassie had no idea why. Saru seemed proud, still, and looked to them both for approval. Cooper, too, seemed to come to his senses as he blinked in the harsh sun.

"What the – what the hell are we doing out here? In the open? In broad daylight?"

He was right, but Cassie wasn't about to tell him. "You were following us. Got a better idea?"

"Back into the forest! The only cover out here is a **** shack, and anyone up in town has a perfect shot at us. Don't you see?"

"See?"

Cooper was about to retort when the **** shack decided to explode.

Saru never saw it coming, so neither did she. Cassie witnessed the boy falling, which intermingled with her own crash to the ground like oil flowing through water. Then, white sand singing her hands, and blackness.

Cassie realized she was face down on the beach. She clapped both hands to her head and tried to squeeze the ringing from her ears. Saru. Where is Saru? She thought. Why can't he see? She forced her hands to the ground and groaned through a pushup.

Where is he? Over and over in her head, where is he where is he where is he and why can't he see.

She clawed her hands and feet across the sand, trying to triangulate his position through his last sight. Her fingers wrapped around an ankle much too thick to belong to a young boy.

Most people don't appreciate the strange psychological effect of two senses coinciding exactly. With a shock that would have made Pavlov bark, Cassie felt a hand enclose her wrist at the exact moment the white beach flashed back into existence. distantly, she wondered if her pupils dilated.

"Don't you ****ing touch me," Cassie yelled as Cooper dragged her up. She couldn't see herself; he was facing away, one arm stiffened behind him to keep her still. He was moving his eyes quickly in purposeful scans. She saw the village up ahead, the smoldering building beside them, another smoking building up ahead – and dark figure digging through it.

"Saru," Cassie said. She tried to twist her way from his grip, but Cooper held tight. "We have to find Saru."

"I'm ok, Ma'am," said the young voice behind them, and suddenly, her terror was gone. We're still in danger, she thought, but Cooper can see the threat, and...

She realized Cooper wasn't thinking. At least, not in a way she could sense. No memories or images flickered through his mind. The man was purely, completely, entirely focused on the figure in the distance, and every thought he had was a calculation she would never see. Despite the heat, Cassie shivered.

"Go with the boy and find a spot to hide. *A good one. *Set every trap you can think of between here and there with a ten foot berth."

"Wait."

"Do what I say. Now. Time for a lesson in manners."
 

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Saru didn’t like taking orders, especially not from cops. It was hard for Saru to believe that these officials were actually paid to protect people. Cops were dim-witted at best, easily fooled and outran. Having been raised by a much more authoritative figure, Saru had almost no respect for police officers. Evading and outwitting cops almost became a hobby for Saru. A cop had never been able to get the best of him, until now at least.

Saru thought back to just a few moments ago. He was annoyed and slightly amazed at how simple it was for this old cop to neutralize Saru’s attack. There was no way this old man could be a more potent fighter than his father. Saru had been careless he rationalized, and he hadn’t practiced in a while so it would just take him a little while to get back into the swing of things. Saru never once entertained the idea that this man could just be better than him. He was too head-strong to admit defeat.

And now this old man, Cooper, was telling him what to do. He would have complained if he hadn’t felt the urgency in Cassie’s grip as she grabbed his hand. That’s right, he remembered, he had to protect her at all costs. Saru shook the sand off his body and felt his monkey clamber onto his shoulder. As he squeezed Cassie's hand in order to maintain a firm grip, Saru wondered how he had missed Cassie putting on gloves. Why was she even wearing gloves in this weather? But he tossed that thought aside, there were more important things to think about. He swiftly led Cassie back into the forest once again, leaving Cooper to fend for himself. A part of Saru wanted to stay and see what had caused the explosion, but he knew he couldn’t let Cassie get hurt.

Saru entered the comfort of the forest. As they ran through the dense foliage, Saru would swat away thick branches and vines with his free hand, attempting to make a clearer path to lead Cassie through. Saru purposely left a trail so that any pursuers would follow it right into the trap he was going to make. He wasn’t moving nearly as fast as he could have been, Cassie was slowing down. But surprisingly, she kept a lot easier than he would have originally thought; she never once even tripped or stumbled. Saru abruptly stopped. He let go of Cassie’s hand and motioned for her to sit tight. He flung Koko high into the air and began moving towards a large tree trunk. As he ran, Saru realized that there was no way Cassie could even see him gesturing for her to wait. Hopefully she wouldn’t move and get in the way of his work. Saru had encountered blind people before. He always wondered how they were able to function so well, walking around the busy streets of NY with only the assistance of a cane to guide them. Saru treasured his sight and couldn’t picture living without it. Cassie was even more surprising, if it weren’t for her dark glasses the red tip of her cane, one wouldn’t even know she was blind.

Kohiin grabbed a lengthy vine from the top of a tree and swung down on it to where Saru was headed towards. Saru caught the monkey and grabbed the thin vine from it. Saru securely wrapped the vine around the base of the trunk and ran with the end of the vine towards another tree, making sure to leave the vine close to the ground. Saru leaped and grabbed a branch, using his weight to pull the large branch down to the forest floor. He then pulled the branch around so that it arced towards the other tree. He tied the branch to the end of the vine that he had secured to the other tree. The branch strained to snap from the branch and go back to its natural state, but the vine held on. The taut vine was stretched a couple of yard from tree to branch, only inches off of the forest floor. If anyone were to trip on the vine causing it to snap, it would release the thick branch allowing it to swoop around the forest floor, easily knocking away anything that was in its path, which would be the person who caused the vine to snap.

It took Saru less than a minute to set up the trap. Once he was done, he found Cassie and lead her a tiny bit deeper into the jungle. They stopped; this hiding spot would suffice. Saru turned to look at the young lady. He wondered why he felt the strong need to protect her. He had already lead her to safety and at least attempted to protect her from Cooper. Surely this good deed would make up for stowing away on her boat. There was no reason to continue to watch over her. But Saru had grown attached to her. There was something so soothing about this blind girl. Although they had only met less than an hour ago, he felt as though he knew her for a long time. Saru had the strong desire to please her.

His thoughts were interrupted by a faint whistle-like sound. In the distance, he saw birds begin to fly out of the forest away from something. He turned towards Cassie, she had heard it too. Again, the faint noise hit his ears, followed by the sound of a man crying out in pain. Cooper.

"He's in trouble..." Cassie pronounced in a hushed voice.

“Take care of the nice lady!” Saru yelled to the monkey, and before Cassie could stop him, Saru ran from their hiding place. His curiosity got the best of him; Saru had to see what was going on. What had made Cooper bellow like that? Saru sprinted through the forest, easily maneuvering around any obstacles that were in his path. He was careful not to activate the trap he had set earlier. As he headed towards the commotion, he heard that faint whistle sound again and again.

Saru arrived at the source of the noise. Through his cover in the trees, Saru was able to see a young man shooting what seemed to be a white light out of some sort of weapon. The man had a blue scarf covering his head and a cape flowing down the side of his body. Saru looked towards where this man was shooting at. Saru was able to make out a figure moving through the forest, attempting to evade the blasts that were coming out of this man’s weapon. It had to be Cooper Saru thought, and by the looks of it, he didn’t seem to be in control of the situation.

Before Saru realized what he was doing. He pulled out the red staff that was tied behind his back. He held it like a javelin and took aim at the man with the blue cape. Saru heaved the staff at the man. Saru swore, as the staff narrowly missed the man’s head and landed a few yards in front of him. The man, a bit bewildered. flung around and shot a blast at where the staff came from. But Saru was no longer there, he had already begun to zigzag towards the man readying himself to attack. The man shot another blast at Saru, just barely missing him. However Saru had not expected the shot to come so soon, and hurriedly ducked low to avoid it. It was only then that he realized what he had gotten himself into. Fear came upon him, causing Saru to hesitate just for a split second. But that was enough; the man with cannon lunged forward and slapped Saru across the face with his weapon sending Saru hurtling.

Saru felt blood escape his nose. Yet again, Saru had been sent flying into a tree. Saru shook his head briefly trying to ignore the pain and ready himself to counter attack. Saru’s eyes began to focus as he looked up. He gulped as he found himself staring down the barrel of the young man’s cannon while it charged another beam.



Sorry if it isn't very clear...
 

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Foolish.

In assessing the brash nature of this young boy with the cloak, Cooper assumed too little of the powerful force that is dumb luck. An ambush would have worked perfectly -- if ambushing the boy were possible. Unfortunately, devoid of anything resembling an attention span, the boy's head snapped around constantly as he plunged into the forest, making his ultimately spotting his stalker -- a man not attired to the foliage -- an inevitability.

Cooper acted quickly, popping around his tree to fire at the boy. To his surprise, the young man anticipated that, and blocked the shots with his gunarm while disguising his center of mass with the folds of the cape. Clever. It wasn't long before Cooper was on the run from blast after tree-eviscerating blast. After a few shots, the young man seemed tired. Perhaps from the recoil of the weapon? Or something else? Cooper observed the young man, silently, as he slipped his hands across his belt. Profuse sweating, panting. If anything, the tells put off by the boy were those of narcotic withdrawal, or severe bloodloss. Most peculiar.

His hand slowly removing his switchblade, Cooper paused, trying to steel himself. He'd been shooting to maim, but if the boy was too slick to be shot, there was a more permanent method of attack. The boy had proven too dangerous to capture, and tried to kill a small child... and Cassie. Cassie Webb. Cooper took a deep breath, shook his head to clear the cobwebs, and started retreating through the forest toward the beach as the young man continued to search for him, gunarm swinging about with Old West dexterity. It only took Cooper a moment to find what he'd been looking for -- a small shard of glass, highly reflective, embedded near the treeline by the explosion. He took a quick glance to measure it against the sun above, and then jabbed it into a new position. The glare was almost instantaneous.

As Cooper ducked behind a large tree, he was surprised to see the boy swing his aim to the glare without firing. He had good reflexes, apparently. Reliable ones. The hired killer tells were almost unbearable, and Cooper's grip on his blade only tightened further at the thought. He hadn't killed in years, and never in quite such a premeditated manner. But this was a new situation, and if even a portion of what Saina had to say was true, this was one of his killers. A killer trying to kill Cassie Webb. That could not happen. Cooper sucked in a breath and held it as he heard the boy's footfalls crunching dead vines and leaves, bracing himself.

This was not murder. He was exercising triage.

Just as he heard the boy's pace quickening, no doubt thinking he'd cornered a prey, Cooper leaped out like a burly bolt of lightning, extending the blade and leaping forward into the boy. With one hand he shoved the gunarm away from himself, and in a white flash it quickly disintegrated the nearest tree. At the same time, Cooper thrust the blade deep into the young man's back, near the side. The boy yelped.

But Cooper was hardly prepared for the searing pain that cascaded across the top of his hand, forearm, and knee, stopping for nothing as the horrible substance burned its way toward the center of the earth. His ensuing holler betrayed as much. Too late had he realized that the horrible, deathly substance was in fact the lifeblood of his opponent. Unable to do much else, Cooper hammered his left elbow into the back of the boy's head before retreating into the forest, his knife forgotten. Blasts soon followed.

Quickly, in his flight, he slipped his shoulders out of his jacket and let it fall to the ground. Rapidly ripping eucalyptus leaves from the nearby trees, Cooper wrapped them around his injuries, and after a few moments of painful friction, he felt the oils begin to soothe the burns. He eased his arms back into his jacket as a blast decimated the tree he attempting to hide behind.

And then he saw it... a red staff sinking into the ground just shy of striking the acid-blooded killer. Damn kid! Foolish!

The young man swung his gunarm to face Saru, who ducked and jived like a featherweight boxer before sprawling to the ground to avoid a blast. Cooper couldn't help but grimace when the caped killer belted the boy across the face with the metal of his gunarm and sent him to the ground. Ignoring his pain, he started to walk. Then jog.

He seethed as he saw the caped man aim his gun to Saru's face. Just a child! He would murder a child? Cooper found himself running. Then sprinting.

Then colliding.

Just in time for the blast, Cooper pulled the gun away from Saru's face as he wrapped another arm around the young man's chest. Bellowing once more, he pivoted, throwing the boy over his shoulder, facefirst into the ground. Cape Boy was quick to adjust his aim, but a swift kick sent his blast skyward, while Cooper's free boot struck directly into the kid's solar plexus. Not missing a beat, the Caped Killer drew a sword from a sheath and took a wild swing at Cooper, who barely managed to leap away. Sliding into the battle, Saru pivoted and spun into a windmill manoeuver, kicking the young man's blade from his hand and off into the forest.

Cooper leaped forward to take control of the young man as he tried to aim his gun once more, and barked over his shoulder to Saru "Go to Cassie, NOW!"

The struggle went poorly. Although Cooper had physical control of the boy, he was being kept far enough to make the gunarm a real threat. It'd only be a moment before the panting Caped Man could fire again. And yet, something rustling in the bushes caught his aim.

"Damn it Saru, get out of there and go to Cassie!"

Though a thousand fiery needles prodded at his body, Cooper found renewed strength in reminding himself whom it was that he fought with. Cassie's would be killer. A killer of children. As the Cape swung the gunarm back toward Cooper, he found himself receiving a knee to the stomach and a large hand wrapped around his gunarm. Before the young man could retaliate, Cooper took one arm from the weapon and floored the kid with a violent backhand, following it with a hard kick to the shoulderblades for good measure.

Cooper wouldn't allow the man even a moment to collect himself. He scooped up his fallen foe, taking care to keep control of his weapon arm, and slammed the boy facefirst into a tree.

"Which is it, punk?"

The caped killer merely groaned. "Wha... what?"

"Which is it? You've got to be one of them," Cooper surmised.

"You old fart, what the hell is the matter with you? You're out of your mind."

Cooper continued unphased. "I'm guessing killer. You like to kill kids? Take out an easy target? An easy kill?"

"Look, you don't even know what you're dealing with, man. Just, listen, alright, just listen. My name is M--"

A large fist thumped like a piston into his kidney. "I didn't ask for your name!" And more followed, each time thrusting deep into the soft, vulnerable flesh. The boy yelped as one might expect from one inexperienced to physical pain, and Cooper couldn't help but enjoy punching out a catharsis on the man that tried to kill Cassie Webb. After he'd satisfied himself, he slammed the boy's head hard into the tree trunk and eased him to the ground, gripping a nearby vine.

And then he saw the smugness in the boy's face and, his anger seething once more, Cooper saw fit to resume striking the man's face while binding him. And he did, again and again, but he paused in midstrike, hands burned, bloody, and shaking. He saw his new allies walking toward him. Saru... and Cassie Webb. His walking and talking second chance. Slowly, Cooper unfurled his fists.

"So what's your name, punk?"

The young man coughed, snarling through bloodied teeth and lips. "Go to hell."

Tap-tap-tap, Cassie worked her way over to the caped assassin and crouched almost right in front of him with eerie certainty.

"Stay back, Cassie," Cooper cautioned. "He's dangerous!"

Cassie smiled, rolling up a sleeve and taking off her glove. "I'll be fine, Detective Cooper." She plucked away her sunglasses and leaned right in to the young man's face, touching his cheek. "Hi there. What's your name?"

The kid simply scowled.

"Okay," she soothed, patting his cheek. "That's fine. Do me a favor, now." She stared deep into his soul with her blank eyes. "I want you to picture your worst fear."

Again, no reply. The caped man couldn't help but raise his eyebrows as Cassie smiled, stood, and returned her clothing to its initial state.

"Alright then," she gestured to a bewildered Cooper. "Have at him."

She tap-tap-tapped back to Saru, taking his hand.

Cooper turned back to the boy, detecting a slight gurgling sound. "How about some water? Would you give me your name for some water?"

"M... Mixszt." He swallowed heavily.

"Was that so hard? I think you can tell me a few more things." He noticed a growing degree of what appeared to be either obedience or fear, he wasn't certain which. "What are you doing here?"

"Water," Cooper said to Saru, clapping his hands. Saru said nothing for a moment, then fetched a canteen of water and tossed it to Cooper, who waved it in Mixszt's face. He then raised his opposite fist and closed it tight. "One or the other, take your pick. Why are you here? Where's your partner? Come on now." He made a quick gesture with his fist, and to his surprise, Mixszt flinched.

"I just, appeared here!" Mixszt coughed and spat blood on the soil.

A pause. "Appeared?"

"Some message about a ... the information I seek? I don't know, it was unusual. Give me the water!"

Cooper unscrewed the canteen and let Mixszt take a drink. "What about your partner? Who is he?"

"Alpha," Mixszt gulped at the water again.

"Okay," Cooper nodded. "Where is Alpha?"

"Six o'clock," boomed a voice behind him.

And Cooper drew his Beretta once more to aim it at Alpha, seeing that Cassie had been taken hostage, a gun jammed firmly into the back of her neck. In his other hand, Alpha held a scimitar, pivoting it slightly in his hand, daring anyone to attempt a sneak attack. Cooper saw immediately, up close, that Mixszt's partner was the real danger. A soldier, maybe. No, probably a mercenary. He was holding a blind girl hostage, and he meant it. The bastard, he was holding Cassie Webb without a trace of bluff. Saru merely watched him, ready to fight, but clearly afraid, and uncertain what to do. Cooper grimaced.

"Let her go now, or you die, soldier boy."

"Not quite," the voiced mumbled through the helmet. Forceful, yet indistinct. Male. Possibly middle-aged. "Although the Beretta 92FS is a formidable handheld firearm, a nine-millimeter round would be insufficient to pierce my armor plating, and you have but a seven percent chance of striking a seam. If you do choose to fire, and strike an armor plate, there is an eighty-three percent chance that the ricochet will strike my hostage -- and a one hundred percent chance I will shoot her myself."

It seemed apparent that Alpha had both extensive battlefield experience and, no doubt, technological advantages within the helmet. Cooper wracked his mind for a retort.

"Why take a hostage? Why not shoot me from a distance and divide us?"

"I observed the entirety of this altercation. It was most interesting." Alpha shrugged, just slightly. "There were too many variables, when I could have you all as a group, here."

Mixszt sputtered, "My sword..."

"Yes," Alpha interrupted. "It's in the bush twenty feet to your nine. Go get it, if you survive."

Cooper's aim wavered. Alpha had him. He had control of the whole situation...

Or did he?

"You know," Cooper muttered, swinging the hangun to aim at Mixszt's head. "Saina never did say what happens if your partner dies, did he?"

He took delight in the hesitation that formed Alpha's response.

"That a variable you calculated?" Cooper crouched and shoved the barrell hard into Mixszt's cheek. "Huh? What do you think you can do to me? You kill Cassie, I kill Misty here and then I'm a ghost before you fire shot number two. I don't care if you've got Predator-vision under there, either. You wouldn't be the first punk in a fancy mask I slapped around."

Alpha's head cocked somewhat to the side, but he said nothing.

Cooper nodded. "Now I got your attention, heh." He gestured to Cassie and Saru with his free hand. "Neither of these brats is my partner, but how 'bout you and Misty here? Say I pop him right in the head, spew that beefy gray matter all over the mud. You willing to take that chance? Maybe Saina will evaporate you too. Maybe you just disappear."

All this time, Mixszt said nothing. He merely breathed heavily and shut his eyes tight whenever Cooper came near.

"You have a point," Alpha offered.

"Damn right I do!" Cooper slapped his thigh. "Come on now, little man. No time for a dick contest. Come to me and get behind this tree." Saru hesitated, glancing between Cassie and Cooper. At last, when prodded again, he did as told. As Saru moved away, the arm clenching the scimitar relaxed.

Alpha brought the scimitar to its sheath, slowly, still ready for combat. "What do you propose, then?"

"Real simple, big guy. You give me the girl, I give you your partner."

Hesitation.

"Come on, now," Cooper grinned. "This is a better trade for you than me. I don't need partners, that's why I ain't with mine. That and he's what some may call homicidal and delusional. I just want the blind girl to be safe, but you might be saving your own life. So what's it gonna be? How many unknown variables will you tolerate?"

Hesitation. Then Alpha sheathed his scimitar.

"I know what you're thinking, Alpha Male, but nuh-uh. No way. Girl first."

Cooper might have guided Cassie to his voice if he'd just met her, but he knew she'd find him easily, and she did. Saru pulled her around behind the tree, and Cooper kept his gun ready on his captive.

"I believe it's your move," Alpha nudged.

"Uh-huh. I'm sure you picked up my switchblade a while ago, enterprising fella that you are. Why don't you be a dear and toss that my way, will ya?"

Alpha nodded, taking the small metal hilt from a pouch and tossing it to Cooper, who cut Mixszt's vines and slowly lifted him up, gun to the back of his head. Cooper never took his eyes off of Alpha, not even for a split second, even after he returned his blade to its proper place. Then, as he put one foot behind the tree, Cooper shoved Mixszt forward, hard, sending him stumbling toward his partner before falling on his face. Cooper kept his pistol aimed at Mixszt's vulnerable backside.

"Alright," Cooper nodded. "Now get the fuck out of here."
 

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"What the hell do you have that cannon arm for if you're not going to use it?" Alpha whispered. "His focus was on me half the goddamn time!"

"I couldn't shoot, alright?" Mixzst grimaced at his wound. "My cannon only works if I'm not injured. It runs off of my phazon."

"Phazon?" Alpha hadn't heard the term before. It definitely wasn't around on his planet.

"It's a radioactive substance. I's extremely mutagenic. If it didn't have these energetic properties to it, I would've died when I got infected." Mixzst cringed a bit. The deep cut wasn't looking pretty. "Ironically, since so much got into me, it was enough to take place of my blood, which it was originally getting rid of!"

"Hm..." Alpha wondered if that's what they would've used on him, had it existed on his planet. Pushing the thoughts out of his mind, he looked behind him. Cooper was still there in the distance, with his gun pointed at Mixzst.

Upon turning his head back around, he saw the puncture in Mixzst's back. The small amounts of phazon that was still coming out burned all of the cloth it touched. "You know, a few centimeters to the left and he would've taken out your Kidney."

"Guess that just means I'm a lucky bastard."

"That's a good way of putting it."

Alpha looked back again, this time Cooper was gone. "He's gone now."

Mixzst immediately moved over to the nearest rock and sat down. "I just need to rest a bit while this heals up. It burns through nearly everything, so any medical supplies you have won't work."

The sporadic bits of blood that would drip off of Mixzst's back would dissolve small bits of a rock. It made an oddly satisfying sizzling sound, almost like food cooking. Alpha and Mixzst stayed near the rock for about fifteen minutes, making small talk. Alpha still wondered why Mixzst didn't do something about Cooper - jump up and tackle him, at the very least, but he supposed he might be able to chalk that up to phazon loss as well.

"Does losing phazon cause you to tire quickly?"

Mixzst nodded. "It helps me when I'm not wounded, but the moment I start loosing phazon is the moment that I become useless. I'm weaker than a normal human in that sorry state."

"Then let's take good care and make sure you don't get hit again, alright?"

"Hey, that Cooper guy was fast. And I don't have that helmet of yours."

"With that cannon of yours, I'm surprised you don't have one."

Mixzst looked down. Though Alpha's comment seemed innocent while he was saying it, it was clear he hit a rough spot.

He apologized, "I'm sorry. Didn't mean for that to offend."

"It's alright." Mixzst spat out the words crossly. "Let's just get moving."

Deciding it was better not to say anything, Alpha grabbed Mixzst's hand and pulled him up off the rock. They moved on into the forest.
 

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Lying prone on the roof of the restaurant, Molly began to recognize how daunting her situation was. She didn’t know why she was here, and she didn’t know how she got here. She didn’t know where here really was. She had killed someone with her axe – a bad person who was not supposed to be in her grandfather’s house, but still a person. All the people in the town were dead, too. They were killed by that pink power that bubbled and burned and melted them away. There was no hope.

The feeling of darkness that had emanated from Teach and transported, maybe even absorbed Molly, refused to subside. She began to think about what Teach had done. He told her to close her eyes, and she did - things are supposed to become dark when you close your eyes, right? Dark, but not black, not total nothingness, not like that. It was terrible, and it was cold. It felt as if she was stuck feeling the worst feelings of all her life - the unfulfilled desire to go and play outside with everyone else, the confusion of whether or not she would be allowed to live with her grandfather, and the responsibility of ending someone else’s life - all these feelings began to un-bottle from inside her, to pour out and spin and consume her in a mass of bleak and black.

But that feeling was fading, and she could see the red of her closed eyes again, and she remembered why she was on the roof with her Pirate friend. They were to observe the fight from the top. She was safe as long as she was up on the roof with Mr. Teach, and as long as she stayed in her suit and pretended to be a knight. With newfound hope, Molly determined to open her eyes and face her problems... and what she saw was wood. As Knight Man lay on the roof with Teach observing the conflict brew, Molly could see nothing through the suit’s grate but the roof beneath her.

“Ooooh, they’re checking out the debris of the barrel. I wonder what he will do.”

“WE COULD TAKE THEM.”

“Do you see that? What do you think that is on his arm?”

“IT’S A, UH, she stumbled. Arm? Pirate? “IS THAT A HOOK?”

“Zehahaha, no. It looks like a small cannon.”

“RIGHT. I SEE THAT NOW.”

Molly wiggled through the suit and tried in vain to position her head in the helmet so she could see. Pulling her arms out of their metal sleeves and propping her legs into the arm sockets, she tried to force her head into the helmet, but the position left her uncomfortable and barely let her see through the jaw.

At this most uncomfortable moment, a cellphone came flying through the air, spinning in a blur and hurtling at a ridiculous speed towards the duo. As the phone tore through the sky straight at Teach, its screen glistened for a single second and caught the pirate’s eye. After a moment of dull realization, he quickly assumed a more serious gaze and called to Molly, “Incoming!” before rolling to the left.

Molly, however, reacted by pulling her head out of the jaw of the armor and ducking into the suit itself. There was no time to get out of the way completely, and as she rolled the cellphone struck her chest cavity with such fierce velocity that the impact snapped the phone in two, created a dent in her armored shell, and pushed her oblong center of gravity ever so much off of the edge of the roof that, lying prone, she began to slide off of the building.

“Oh, no...” Molly braced as she tucked into the suit, which landed onto the ground with a large crash.

Almost immediately, the building exploded in a radiant burst of white light. In a flash, the blink of an eye, the restaurant that they had been hiding on was annihilated. It evaporated in an explosion of such great magnitude that Molly’s suit was pushed even farther into the earth by the blowback and her suit became white hot. The temperature in her armor rose with alarming proportion and the metal casing singed her skin everywhere she supported herself by touching it. After a hot potato struggle to avoid roasting alive, Molly fitted her arms into the suit and pushed with all her might. The earth under her was sandy and brittle from the otherworldly explosion and easily crumbled under her force, allowing her to awkwardly flip right side up and regain her footing.

When she finally stood, she found Teach in a deep stance above the saloon’s fallen sign, his legs apart like a horseman and his chest puffed out and pushed center forward. He was covered in ash and his hair was singed, but he was unharmed. Slowing rising from his position, he whirled around lightly and the ashen dust fell off his body.

“We need to get moving, Knight Man.”

“I AGREE,” she screamed as she unquestioningly followed his lead away from the site of the explosion and towards the trees.

After a small amount of running, the pirate turned to her and remarked, “That explosion came from the man’s small cannon.”

“WE SHOULD LEAVE THEM TO THE OTHERS.”

“Well he most certainly spotted us, and while challenging, would not be a wise target,” Teach mused as the pair came to a circular inlet at the edge of the forest. A handful of logs had been mangled and a large amount of bark had been ripped from the surrounding trees. In the center of the inlet clearing, a tall man had set up a makeshift pot and was starting a fire. On the other edge, a smaller man was scratching at the trees. They caught notice of Molly and Teach quickly, and turned to face them.

The smaller man sunk low to the ground and growled before turning away. Clambering onto all fours, he roared at the sky and leaped through the air, landing with a thud and marking at the ground.

“He’s... pretending to be a bear?” Molly questioned as she leaned forward into the grate. “And he’s pretty good at it, too...” Without much thought, she smiled and pushed more forward. As the suit fell to the ground, she caught herself on all fours and roared as loud as she could.

“BEEAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!” she trudged towards the small man. They met eye-to-eye and stared at each other for a long time.

On the other side of camp, a different confrontation arose. The tall, thin man withdrew his arms from the cooking fire and placed his hands in his pockets. With a quick motion of his head, his fedora twirled and repositioned itself at an angle. Cradling a small piece of embering wood on his foot, he lifted it into the air and kicked it towards the pirate.

Knocking the wood aside, the pirate grinned madly.

Blackbeard had found his first fight of the day.
 

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At last...

Blackbeard stood directly across from the tall man.

“Hey kids, do me a favor and leave the two of us be. We have some business to attend to.”

Molly and her bear friend swung their heads around. There was something tangible in the air about Blackbeard and the other man. A wave of ill will came over Molly while the Bear Man shivered from his neck to the base of his back.

“I think we better go…” Molly whispered nervously.

“I would agree.”

The two slowly scuffled behind a small patch of pines on the other side of the clearing, picking up their pace the farther away they got. Blackbeard kept a wide stance and watched as they gradually made their way behind the treeline. He turned his attention back to the man across from him. The guy was tall, though not quite as tall as Blackbeard, and wore a loose fitting suit with a fedora that dipped over part of his face. His stature was very casual; hands thoroughly entrenched in pockets and feet set apart. He hadn’t moved since attacking Blackbeard.

“I’ve traveled enough in my days to know you’re a man of means.” Blackbeard’s eyes arced forward and a violent glee came over his face. “Why don’t you join me? You’d make a fine addition to mah team!”

The tall man remained perfectly still and silent. Blackbeard mirrored him, waiting for any response. After several seconds, the pirate pulled his elbows behind his back in a mighty stretch.

“One of the stoic types, eh? Well, if ya refuse my offer that’s yer prerogative.” Blackbeard clenched his fists and kept them firmly at his side. With an explosive burst of speed, the Tall Man ran up to Blackbeard and planted his left leg. At the same time he stuck his right leg forward and with a quick dip and rotation of his torso, swung his right heel all the way around him and firmly planted it in Blackbeard’s side. The impact reverberated through all the muscles in his midsection and knocked Blackbeard over.

The Tall Man took another step towards Teach and jumped as he did. He leapt with his left leg and then immediately flung it high over his head. As he reached the apex of the jump, he quickly pulled his foot down as fast as he could towards Teach's face. Blackbeard gathered a bracing stance on his knees and reached forward with his left hand, grabbing Itachi’s ankle. Having gained control of the fight, Blackbeard threw his right shoulder forward and tried to punch through Itachi's chest. Under the monstrous blow, Blackbeard could feel the Tall Man’s sternum cave back into his body. The momentum from the hit knocked Itachi off his pivot leg and sent him tumbling backwards.

Teach took a moment and felt his ribs with his hand. The edge of the heel connected with the cartilage between two of his ribs and separated them. The pain was green and sharp, but kept firmly in his side. He refocused his attention to the Tall Man: he had gathered himself as well and was getting up off of the ground. Itachi's fedora was lost in the fall and Blackbeard could see his eyes for the first time. They looked like dolls eyes: glossy and inanimate. Both were a vibrant green in shade, but held no humanity or emotion in them save apathy. Itachi straightened his legs and lightly tapped the ball of his right foot. As he did, a six inch switch blade shot out from the sole under his big toe. Teach leaned his head back and turned his palms up towards the sky.

“ZEHAHAHA! You got weapons, boy?! Well so do I!” Blackbeard’s palms started to darken and all the scars and indentions on them slowly disappeared into a devilish shade of black. Itachi coughed, spitting some blood on the ground, but otherwise remained as silent and apathetic to the show as before.

“Someone once told me the only mistake you make in life is the one where you end up dead...”

Blackbeard raised his left arm and opened his fist. Instantly, Itachi felt a dark pull from deep within his chest. His head and limbs snapped back as he rocketed towards the pirate. In an second, he felt the cold burn of Blackbeard's grip at his side, hoisting him high in the air. Blackbeard looked him straight in the eyes and flashed his checkered smile.

“You just made a huge fucking mistake.”

Blackbeard made a large arc with his right arm and hit the Itachi’s neck with the edge of his hand. The knuckle of his smallest finger connected with the base of his spine. He could feel the procession of individual bones popping and giving way beneath his hand. Itachi’s neck went with the blow while his head snapped in the other direction. Teach let go and watched him fall to the Earth a limp mess: the body gave a dull bounce and rolled over itself before settling on a final position. As he stood looking at his foe, all of the darkness seeped back into Blackbeard. What a queer kid, he thought.

Looking to his left across the field, Teach caught the familiar silhouette of his partner, and the Bear Man, amid the pine trees.

“I’m finished.”


Warning: I asked KevinM about doing this and he agreed with his character dying in a fight instead of a modkill.
 

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The earth trembled beneath the giant’s feet with every determined step he took. He sauntered through the dusty road like a mohawked titan come to slap Zeus around like a red-headed American stepchild. All be damned who stood in the path of this inhuman tower of beef. With every ripped muscle on full display, ever-glistening, the mere sight of this legendary figure evoked awe and terror. Parents would tell children scary stories of the Red Cylcone to make them behave.

The beast stopped in his otherwise resolute path, as if aware of being watched. Onlookers would tremble fearfully, but excitedly. He was a man of the arena, and, however terrifying, his fans and enemies alike knew that his next move would be a move so dramatic that one might almost believe it to be true.

“Oh, this is terrible!” Zangief blubbered, tears streaming past his pouting lips as he fell to his knees and looked to the heavens. “I have been wandering around for ages and soon I will starve to death if I do not find something to e-e-eat!”

But then again, the 50-something year-old showman was pretty unbelievable; an entire town had been eviscerated before his eyes by some sort of dark magic, and all he could envision was glorious victory—and silencing the roaring grizzly that was his empty stomach.

And somehow he remained oblivious to the recently exploded building not far from his location. His stomach must have growled at that precise moment. He was also completely unaware of trees shattering to tiny splinters due to the many shots fired off in the distance and the sword fighting and trap-setting and blood-spraying and cursing and kidney-punching and hostage situations and other really cool stuff. Faintly, he thought he heard the sound of PEW PEW PEW coming from the forest, but it sounded to him like the Russian Laserbird, so he thought nothing of it. Zangief also never second-guessed himself during times of ‘Did I just make that up?’

“Oh, if only I could read these stupid American signs!” The signs on the buildings weren’t in English and were in fact accompanied with fairly useful symbols. The local inn had a silhouetted bed symbol and the gentlemen’s club had a giant pair of flesh-painted plaster breasts (with black bars covering the middle bits because this was a family town, after all), for examples. But Zangief’s eye for detail was, let’s say, as dependable as having a blind girl for a partner in a fighting tournament. That is, supposing she didn’t have any sort of magical ability granting her the power of sight through other people upon touching them. But oh ho, how silly would that be?

Not yet ready to admit defeat, Zangief rose on his massive tree-trunk legs and barked with indignation. When he did, he suddenly became aware of a strange smell in the air. Unsure of its origin or type, he sniffed his index finger at first, and then snapped it quickly away, looking pale in the face. That wasn’t the smell. He sniffed at the air, his eyeballs narrowed and shifting back and forth.

“Dah!” His eyes lit up with excitement when he pinned the smell: Smoke! Surely there was a delicious smokehouse nearby. He closed his eyes and followed his nose, practically floating on the wonderful aromatic current that would lead his belly to salvation.

When the aroma became stiflingly good (and invoked many a hearty cough), Zangief opened his eyes. His mouth opened in shock immediately after. The source of the smoke was the smoldering remains of a building. In the center of the rubble pile, a charred sign with two symbols jutted out, labeled “Good Time Sally’s.” The symbols: a chicken leg and a beer mug. Zangief’s eye twitched for a moment as he tried to process the horror of this situation. And then he clenched every muscle in his body and hollered like an enraged animal for the next half a minute. “Hooy na nyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”

He looked to his left, and then he looked to his right, his teeth gnashing and spittle looking like foam. Like the righteous hunter that he was, he wanted to find who was responsible for this terrible injustice and tear them limb from limb. He spied two sets of footprints in the dirt, both leading away from the rubble in either direction. He wished he could split in two and destroy everyone at once, but he ultimately decided to go to his left since that was the location of America on a map and surely the persons who deserved to be punished most were in that direction. He moved with such determination, unyielding, unstoppable, and super pissed off.

If only he had turned around and saw the nearly identical building that was located on the opposite side of the street, he would have seen the sign for the rival saloon, “Better Time Sammy’s,” and perhaps there wouldn’t have to be another casualty today.
 

The Phazon Assassin

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Mixszt’s running through the woods shortly became jogging, which then became walking. He was getting smacked around by dense forest foliage. He unsheathes his sword and begins slashing everything in his path as he continues looking for Alpha.

“Where…in the hell…did this…bastard…go?!” Every few words he unleashes another slash, each stronger than he last.

“I can’t…believe…he would just…leave me…like...THIS!!!” After shouting the last word, he swings his sword so wildly, he loses balance and falls on his back.

“……What the hell is wrong with me…what was that?” His mindset quickly went from careless to diligent as he hears some leaves rustling in the distance. He quickly stands to his feet and searches in the direction it came from. Mixszt returns his sword to his sheathe as he hears a gun shot

“Whoa!” he shouts as he deflects the bullets with his cannon. He spots someone in the distance, not dissimilar to the fellow he attempted to eviscerate earlier.

“So, you want a shoot out, hunh? I’ll give you a shoot out!!” He begins firing at the gun wielder, but he’s rather agile and dodges all of his blasts.

“Hmmm, not…bad…why do I feel…tired?” Never before has Mixszt experienced this random fatigue. Though he did his best to hide his weary state, he couldn’t cover up the beads of sweat running down his face. During this time, he failed to notice the man escape his line of sight.

“Crap.” A bright light flashes in Mixszt’s eyes. He points over to it, only to see it’s a piece of glass.

“Oh, how clever. You think you’re smart, eh?” Mixszt runs over to it to see where the man could have run off to. He hears something approach rapidly from behind him. He points his cannon and fires, only to have it deflected, and he received a knife in his back. Little did the ex-cop know what was in store for him.

At the same time Mixszt screams, the old fool let out a shout as well. His hand was covered in Phazon, and it began eating away at his skin and flesh, threatening to burn right down to his bones. Mixszt finds the strength to chuckle as the man runs off. He fires a Missile at him, though a noticeably weak one.

“Take that you…you.” Mixszt holds his right side with his left hand and gets a feel of the Phazon leaking from his back. He makes the connection that his firepower is directly linked to his circulatory system. That explains the fatigue and the weakened Missile potency.

“Alright, so I got no missiles, well not very powerful ones anyway. What now?” Before he can so much as say another word, an object whizzes past his head, inches away from nailing him. Instinctively, almost mechanically, he turns and fires a small Missile in an attempt to return fire. He spots a small child running with incredible speed, weaving in and out between trees. Mixszt predicts his next movement and fires at him. The kid was fast enough to barely duck underneath the shot. However, he didn’t realize how close he was to Mixszt as he thwacks him across the face with his cannon and sends the kid tumbling backwards.

“Ow.” He says, grimacing in pain. During the kid’s dazed state, he darts forward, creating small puddles of Phazon, burning through the forest floor. He points his cannon directly at the kid’s head. The young boy looks up and freezes in fear. It wouldn’t take much to fool the kid into thinking he’s still at maximum efficiency, but he still decided to mask his pain the best he could.

“You know, it’s not nice to throw things at people. Someone could lose an eye.” He slowly retreats until he backs up into a tree. He quickly glances at something behind Mixszt then looks back at him. Mixszt fires another Missile, but it’s heading straight up. The man returns and slams Mixszt down to the ground. Mixszt points his cannon up at the guy, who kicks his arm away, deflecting the Missile. He then stomps his other foot into Mixszt’s chest, limiting his breathing capabilities. He quickly reaches for his sword as swings up at the copper who jumps out of the way.

Mixszt stands to his feet but doesn’t notice the young boy approaching from his left. He kicks his sword out of his hand.

“Damnit, kid!!” He aims at the kid, but the copper jumps in and tells the boy to let him handle the situation. Mixszt gives the copper a swift kick to the shins to get him off his back. He fires a Missile in the direction the kid went in, but he missed. He turns back to face “Bruce Wayne” when he’s greeted with a hard knee to the stomach. Before Mixszt could retaliate, he receives a powerful backhand, accompanied by a kick to his right shoulder. Mixszt crumbles to his knees and shortly afterwards finds himself kissing a tree.

“Which is it, punk?” the dirty cop asks.

“Wha…what?”

“Which is it? You’ve got to be one of them.” One of who, Mixszt thought.

“You old fart, what the hell is the matter with you? You’re outta your mind.” Mixszt had no idea what he was trying to accomplish with the Q&A session, but he made sure not to release any valuable information.

“I’m guessing killer. You like to kill kids?”

No, just those who don’t know their place,” Mixszt thought.

“Take out an easy target? An easy kill?”

They’re here for a reason…” Mixszt soon realized that he couldn’t get through to this guy without seeming hostile. He lets his guard down for a few moments and begins trying to rationalize with the copper.

“Look, you don’t even know what you’re dealing with, man. Just listen, alright, just listen. My name is…”Before he states his name, Mr. Cop punches Mixszt, right in the kidney.

“Ack,” he shouted as the copper resumed the barrage of punches. Mixszt could barely stand at this point. And, for the finishing blow, he slams his head into the tree. Mixszt falls to the ground, conscious, but barely so. In the next instance, he finds himself tied to the tree, getting smacked across the face. The Phazon did very little to stop the man. What did hold him back was the young kid returning, holding the hand of the woman he was accompanying earlier. Looking at her, Mixszt almost regretted firing at her.

Almost.

The copper’s demeanor changed. He became much more civil, almost as if he was under some sort of spell.

“So, what’s your name, punk?” Mixszt cleared his throat and spat over to the side, creating yet another small hole in the ground. He could have gotten rid of these vines, but he would have nowhere to go without getting even more injured.

“Go to hell.” The young lady approached Mixszt, kneeled down, bringing her face to his.

“Hi there.” Her voice was rather calm, almost too calm. “What’s your name?” She asked, holding his face with her bare hand. Mixszt offered no response. If it was anyone else, he would not have hesitated to propel a large wad of Phazon into the eyes of someone foolish enough to get that close to him. For some reason, Mixszt didn’t feel threatened in the least.

“Okay, that’s fine. Do me a favor. I want you to picture your worst fear.” His first thought was, “What the HELL is wrong with you.” Then, he looked deeper into her eyes. He was mesmerized. Something about her empty stare. He finds himself in a flashback, but it looks and feels too real to be a mere vision. He’s at the age of 10. He was just rescued by his parents. Upon reaching the debriefing room, which features a large computer screen, they all sit down, waiting for their courier ship to arrive. An abnormal face shows up on the screen. Everything is fuzzy after that point, but he eventually wakes up in a hospital bed, tubes fed through his nose, wires hooked up everywhere on his body, not to mention massive pain covering every inch of his body. His sister is there to greet him as he opens his eyes. He tries to turn his head, but she tells him to be still.

I was so worried you wouldn’t make it.," his sister says. "I’m glad you’re alive, but I have some bad news…

The young girl removes her hand from Mixszt face and he’s removed from his trance-like state. He looks around as if he doesn’t know where he’s at. He takes a few deep breaths, then starts to choke a little on his blood.

“How about some water? Would you give me your name for some water?” Mixszt was in no position to negotiate.

“Mixszt.” He answers with a bit of hesitation.

“Was that so hard? I think you can tell me a few more things. What are you doing here.” Mixszt coughs a bit before answering. “Water,” the cop commanded. The child throws him a canteen and sticks it in Mixszt’s face in a teasing fashion.

“One or the other, take your pick.” Mixszt only saw one canteen, and was a little curious to what “the other” was referring to. “Why are you here? Where’s your partner? Come on now!!” Mixszt turns his head as Cooper makes a punching motion, threatening to hit him. Mixszt thinks for a bit, then shoots a quick glance at the girl.

“I just appeared here.” Even though he was answering these questions for the much needed water, there was something else bugging him. Something inexplicable.

“Appeared?” Cooper questioned.

“Some message about the information I seek. I don’t remember, it was weird. Now, give me the water, p...” He had to stop himself from saying please. Never would he show an enemy so much respect. Something wasn’t right. The cop finally gives him a small sip of water.

“What about your partner? Who is he?”

“His name is…Alpha.” The small dosage was satisfying, but he needed more.

“Okay, where is Alpha?”

“I don’t…”

“Six o’clock.” It was Alpha. Mixszt couldn’t see behind him, so he didn’t see what caused Cooper to pull his gun out so quickly.

“Let her go now, or you die, soldier boy.”

“Her? Did he…no way…” He managed to capture the woman. “Shoot her, shoot her, shoot her now.” He repeated to himself. “What are you waiting for, damnit, take her out, then get rid of this douchebag!!”

That moment, Cooper points his gun right at Mixszt’s head. Mixszt continued his heavy breathing, but it wasn’t his wound that was bothering him. The entire time, Mixszt is thinking to himself, “I don’t know how I got into this mess, but please get me out.” He was as helpless as a newborn baby, and he didn’t have his favorite blanket to cover up under, making all the bad guys go away.

After a few moments of keeping his eyes tightly shut, Cooper cuts the vines, freeing Mixszt from his captivity. Mixszt sees that the girl is still in one piece. He picks him up and throws him down to the ground at Alpha’s feet.

“Alright, now get the fuck out of here.” Mixszt lies there for a few moments, then flips himself around so he’s on his back.

“Goddamnit, what did I do wrong?” He “redoes” the fight, thinking about the first mistake he made, the glass shard.

“……I am such an idiot. I can’t believe I fell for that. And now look at me. I got beat by an old man…” He sits up and watches Cooper fade away into the jungle scenery. Alpha approaches him and plants his sword next to him.

“What the hell do you have that cannon arm for if you’re not going to use it?”

Do you not see the condition I’m in,” he thinks to himself. “I couldn’t shoot, alright? My cannon only works if I’m not injured. It works off of my Phazon.”

“Phazon.” Mixszt and Alpha end up in a lengthy discussion regarding Mixszt’s Phazon blood and Missile potency and the like. At the end of the conversation, Alpha mentioned Mixszt’s lack of body armor, despite having great firepower. He let out a pathetic chuckle and looked down at the ground. Alpha offered an apology, but it didn’t change much.

“It’s alright, let’s just get moving.” They start traveling through the forest, opposite Cooper and the others.

“Cooper….” Mixszt says to himself. “He had me eating….well, drinking right out of his hands. He won’t get away with that…then again, I shouldn’t create any more of a conflict than there already is…no, wait, you want to kill everyone here, and that includes Cooper…nah, I shouldn’t do that. Don’t want to make him angry.” Mixszt voice gets louder and louder until Alpha says something.

“Are you okay?”

“No, I’m not okay!!! I can’t get my mind straight. Part of me wants to kill him, but the other part is too chicken to do it.”

“Kill who, Cooper?”

“Yes, I don’t know what it is but I have this urge to just surrender…no, shut up, ****it, stop talking like this!!!”

“Perhaps it’s a side effect from your injury.”

“NO, that’s not it!!! It can’t be. I’ve been hurt much worse than this.” At that thought, he remembers the flashback he had earlier and what triggered it.

“…that girl…it was her?” Before he can say another word, Alpha sticks his arm out, stopping Mixszt in his tracks. “What?” He points up ahead at a man, a pirate looking guy, with a black aura emanating from his hands. There’s a man standing across from him, looks like a chef of sorts, and as the aura increases, so does the “attraction” between them. The man gets sucked right into the black ball. The pirate unleashes a powerful punch, knocking the guy unconscious.

“Wow, that is incredible. He won’t be getting up from that anytime soon.”

“He won’t be getting up at all.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“He killed him.”

“What?!?!” Mixszt yelled. Alpha slapped him for making such an error, but he didn’t arouse any attention.

“What the hell was that?”

“My scanners aren’t showing anything.” Mixszt let out a small growl.

“How can you fight someone who can kill you with the flick of the wrist?”

“He must have a weakness somewhere.”

“Alright, while you look for that, I will…” Mixszt darts off before finishing his sentence. Over to his left, he spots a man and a knight, both on all fours. You could hear growling in the distance. What were they doing? And so close to the pirate? Were they aware of his presence? Was he going to…WHAM!!!! Mixszt falls flat on his back after running into a wall. No, not a tree. A solid, brick wall. But, he’s in the forest, right?

Mixszt shakes his head and looks up at one of the most horrifying sights a man could ever lay his eyes on: a giant crotch covered only by a layer of red spandex.
 

Matt

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In the summer of 1998, Zangief found himself deep in the heart of the evil dictator’s secret headquarters, surrounded on all sides by an industrial labyrinth stretching out in every direction, dark, echoing pathways like a bear-filled cavern. Rapid footfalls reverberated off the steel walls from soldiers unseen, barely audible over the wail of an alarm. Equipped with nothing but his brute strength, Zangief had stormed the front entrance, making quick work of the heavily-armed soldiers, unflinching, unscathed. Like a certain British super spy, he had the uncanny ability to never be shot. Bleeding, too, was unheard of.

For Mother Russia, The Red Cyclone spun his way through all who dared oppose him. An unfortunate squad rounded the corner and collided with him. He grabbed hold of the nearest dumbstruck trooper and swung him around by his ankles, obliterating the seven others like action figures in a blender. When these targets were no longer moving, his grip remained vice-like around the soldier’s ankle, and he dragged the hapless man behind him like a writhing club, ignoring his pleas and cries.

If not for the giant maps placed sporadically along the walls (complete with big golden stars labeled “You Are Here”), Zangief would have never found the control room. But when he finally found it, he immediately wished he hadn’t. At the helm of the multi-monitored room, just beneath the obligatory oversized evil monitor, Zangief’s target lay on the floor, gasping for breath, badly beaten. Standing over him was a blond man with an olive-green sleeveless shirt, a tattoo of the American flag on his right bicep.

He cocked his head slightly in the direction of Zangief, his blue eyes colder than the steel surrounding him. Zangief knew this man immediately, and every muscle in his body twitched in response. The ankle in his hand crunched, and the trooper screamed himself into unconsciousness. The Russian’s eyes became wild. You could count his teeth and every bulging vein. He was too furious for words, but his maniacal breathing said plenty.

Having reached the boiling point, Zangief flung the limp man in his hand with all of his might towards the American, and their long battle began. The American tried to explain in between attacking and dodging that they shared the same enemy, but the Russian didn’t care. His glory had been robbed of him, and he wanted nothing more than to avenge himself by crushing the cursed Yankee who had humiliated him twice now. Meanwhile, the original target and biggest threat to the free world crawled away unseen into his escape pod, but that’s beside the point. The point is that Zangief had never lusted for vengeance more—until now.

Lost in his vivid flashback, he hadn’t noticed the young man coming fast his way. He took notice pretty quickly, however, when his Russian jewels took a high-speed headbutt. The giant groaned and doubled over, bringing him down to eye level with his assailant. They both froze. For an eternity, they looked each other in the eye like deer caught in headlights. The assailant was the first to recoil, and he quickly took a step back, trembling.

Zangief was able to get a full look now; his assailant was a scrawny little man-child with funny attire. Suddenly, the Cyclone remembered his mission. He remembered that someone had to pay for the destruction of the saloon. That’s when his eyes focused rapidly on three details of this mysterious character: Red blood stains, a white undershirt, and a blue scarf. “DAH!” Zangief exclaimed. “It must be my lucky day! Of course it was American scum who is responsible for my hunger, and now I get to eat you as punishment! You’re not very meaty, but you will have to do!” His eyes lit up like a madman’s, and he reached out to grab the baffled boy.

The boy’s wits returned to him just in time, and he leapt back out of range of Zangief’s hungry hands. He was still weary from the battle earlier, but he knew he had to do anything in his power to prevent himself from being devoured by this rampaging animal. “I don’t know who you are or what you think I did, but I will not hesitate to destroy you.” Even as he heard himself say it, he doubted his ability to best an opponent who appeared this powerful and out of control. He readied his canon arm, still concealed by his flowing side-cape.

Zangief flashed his incisors and let out a roar as he stepped forward. In an instant, his scrawny opponent whipped his cape around and revealed a glowing canon. Faster than you can say “Borscht is best,” the boy fired a shot. No ordinary man could have possibly dodged it in time.

But the Red Cyclone was no ordinary man. “YEEEEEAAAAAA!” he bellowed, stretching his arms out like a crazed scarecrow and spinning towards his opponent. The orb of glowing energy from the canon somehow missed the burly whirlwind by mere inches. Suddenly terrified as Zangief eclipsed the sun and cast a shadow over his face, the boy tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground—just in time to dodge those bulky arms with their surprisingly good reach.

So caught up in battle, the two were unaware that they had attracted much unwanted attention.
 

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Dumbfounded in awe of what she just witnessed, Molly sat motionless in her suit of armor, unwilling or unable to move. She watched as Blackbeard the Pirate killed the silent chef in a moment of gruesome battle. She was frozen, immobile as she watched her partner murder another man in an act not of necessity or defense but of violent aggression. And as Blackbeard manipulated the darkness and pulled his opponent towards him in the final coup de grace, Molly again felt the terrible emptiness that plagued her first when Teach used the void to assist her up the ladder at Good Time Sally’s.

“He’s a murderer,” she faintly cried. The feelings of internal turmoil and strife overwhelmed her, summoning memories of her own killing of the man who invaded her grandfather’s home and associating them with the feelings of mysterious depression that stemmed from Teach’s dark void. “That thing he does with the black, it can kill people,” she paused. “But he used it to help me.”

She didn’t understand.

But as Blackbeard let out a deep breath from his core and turned towards the pine trees to announce his victory, Roger Ursidae understood. As Molly didn’t understand the partnership she had established with Teach, Roger wasn’t aware of the Knight’s camaraderie with the Pirate, but he was aware of his partner’s death and wasn’t about to be the next victim. Grabbing the Knight by an armored shoulder blade, he quietly motioned for them to retreat.

“Come with me, metal bear.”

Teach watched as his partner allowed the smaller man to drag her along into the pine trees. “Good, we will split up,” he thought. “I’ve taken care of one, Knight Man, and now you will take care of the other.” Teach brushed the signs of conflict from his captain’s jacket and made his way in the opposite direction, tipping his black tri corner hat as he stepped on the white fedora of his fallen opponent and grinned.

Molly found herself on her feet again, being led by the arm by the smaller man away from the campsite. While she was somewhat thankful that this man took her away from Teach, she knew that her Pirate partner hadn’t harmed her before, and was strangely comfortable thinking he wouldn’t harm her again. To Teach, after all, she was Knight Man.

“I’m Roger Ursidae, explorer of the Congo of old. And I’m a bear.”

And just as she was Knight Man to Edward Teach, to Roger Ursidae, she confirmed, she was Metal Bear. “Another established adventurer,” she thought. “Explorer of the Congo. And he’s pretending to be a bear.”

Once they were far enough away from the campsite, they slowed and examined their surroundings. Dense thickets of pine and brush had been cleared by some directional and devastating force, allowing for a simple path away from the Pirate and towards safety.

Looking at Roger, it was easy to infer that he was curious to know how he came to be where he was. He squinted his eyes and tensed his nose, sniffing his new acquaintance. Legs had smelled of fish, proved uninteresting, and subsequently died. The heap of metal next to him smelled like sweat and alcohol. He took the initiative, turning to his replacement companion and asking, “well, how did you get here, Metal Bear?”

“METAL BEAR SAYS, um, GRRRRR!”

“Right, growl. Did you see that man with the beard to the ground? He opened the sky and made the trees scream danger.”

“DAANGERRRR!”

Molly approached Roger, her new companion, and hoped to establish another friendship. Recalling how she had impressed Teach with her clumsy introduction earlier, she decided to emulate the attack she had made against the Pirate previously. Stepping slowly towards the small man, she took her axe in both hands and raised it high into the air. As it reached its terminal point and began to fall towards Roger’s position, Molly closed her eyes and hoped for the best. With a gasp, she realized her axe hit something hard and above ground, and feared she had made a mistake.

“Room only for one bear, you think?” he asked, pushing Molly away.

Opening her eyes, she noticed Roger’s own axe, much smaller than her own, angled above his head in a defensive position. As Molly stumbled backwards, she dropped her axe. Laughing, Roger dropped his own and ducked low to the ground. Molly matched his movements and leaned forward, slowly tipping until she fell with a clash on all fours. She sucked in a deep breath.

“BEAR HUG?” she inquired commandingly as they approached each other. Locking arms in a wrestle, the suit of armor towered over Roger’s small build.

“Grrr,”

“GRRR,” she projected. A pretend bear fight might be fun.

“No, wait. This isn’t right,” he interrupted. “I’m not a bear right now, am I?”

“Huh?”

In less than a second, Armored Mo was struggling to push against Roger’s grip. He forced her back into the ground, as mounds of dirt of piled behind her armored feet until they produced enough resistance to stop her backward movement. She clambered to reposition herself in the suit, slipping her legs back into their slots, and when she turned back to her opponent, she found a giant brown bear pushing against her.

“Wow,” she thought. “He’s really good at this.”
 

Sharpevil

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Major apologies to you guys. I'll do my best to end the round tomorrow. Consider this an interruptable reserve. You can override my reserve with your own if you want.
 

Sharpevil

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My apologies again. It's really hard to get back in the groove, and I just won't have the time to get this done tonight. I'm doing my best to have something great tomorrow.
 

Virgilijus

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And then SharpEvil waited, adding insurmountable suspense to the game. Little did we know, he had all ready taken the money and was halfway across the Pacific, with no one the wiser....
 

Sharpevil

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Jesus, guys, I'm sorry. I just don't have the time or energy to write any more. I've got 500 things going on, buzzing around my head like little flies. If anyone wants to take over as GM, they can. Otherwise you're going to be waiting for quite possibly a week just for this kill.
 

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I think we should have a discussion (AIM chat?) to discuss the fate of this thing.

How's tomorrow night at 7 Central for you guys?

SN: Lord Comis
 

Sharpevil

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Sorry once again. I hope this continues healthily without me. Maybe if it keeps up I'll participate in one if I get time.
 

#HBC | Mac

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I was under the impression that KevinM was being eliminated this round. Or atleast that's what Sharp had told me - that he was the one that was supposed to make the kills.
 
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