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Kinzer

Kinzer

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    "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married."
    - Emmeline Snively, Director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency, giving advice to Marilyn Monroe in 1944
    Neherazade
    Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

    Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

    Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

    When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

    When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
    :mad:
    "I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
    - Emma Bunton, Baby Spice of the pop band Spice Girls
    Neherazade
    Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

    Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    Sing Along At The Opera.

    Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
    :mad:
    "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
    - Dwight Eisenhower
    Neherazade
    In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

    Don't Use Any Punctuation

    As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    :mad:
    "Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not
    there?"
    - Driver school applicant
    Neherazade
    Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
    :mad:
    "We don't want balloons, the plastics, the horror!"
    - Doug Heller, Green Party media coordinator
    :mad:
    "We are trying to change the 1974 Constitution, whenever that was passed."
    - Donald Kennard, Louisiana state representative
    Neherazade
    At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    Teran
    Humans have an extremely small genepool, like pedigree dogs.
    Having sex with a woman on the other side of the globe is in genetic terms, similar to some animals in the animal kingdom committing incest. Our genepool is that bad.
    :mad:
    "Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
    - Doug Collins, basketball commentator
    :mad:
    "What we have is two important values in conflict: freedom of speech and our desire for healthy campaigns and a healthy democracy. You can't have both."
    - **** Gephardt, Missouri representative
    ¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯
    Turkeys can have heart attacks. When the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound barrier, fields of turkeys dropped dead because of heart attacks.
    :mad:
    "Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."
    - Detroit Daily News
    :mad:
    "We're just physically not physical enough."
    - Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach
    Teran
    Humans have an extremely small genepool, like pedigree dogs.
    Having sex with a woman on the other side of the globe is in genetic terms, similar to some animals in the animal kingdom committing incest. Our genepool is that bad.
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