Recent content by Jammo

Brawl is better than Melee. Melee: Brawl Which one looks better to you?

Dedede's balls are the size of Cantaloupes. And they're Blue!

Pit, because I could safely experiment all the gay out of me for one day, then go back to hetero when the day is done. :bee:

-Mario - Spores and Marinara Sauce -Pit - Sweaty Drunken Teenage Love -Zelda - Fritos

Some of the prettiest girls I knew were total ironing boards. You don't need bountiful bussoms to be beautiful. (typed with iphone)

Pikachu can't be female because he doesn't nag Marth to get a haircut and share the laundry duties. /Sexism

You'll get no sympathy from me.. topic creator. Or as Marth would say, "hitonomi kuso sate saikoro, Spamming topikku kurie-ta.

I want to mount her meatcakes. 'Nuff Said.

Luigi = Greedo Fox Blastered First BTW

True that. Elegant Beautiful Women > Vapid yet Cute Women so, in accordance to these rules, Zelda > Peach. Peach may be cuter, but the intellect, kindness and ears that you could fillet a sardine on make Zelda my choice.

Plumping IS complicated. When I use my toilet, pee rains down from the shower. I really don't understand pipes. But in all seriousness. Not all Final Smashes make complete sense, like ROBs (they could have done better). But Luigi happens to just have the strangest one in the game. I'm...

He might want to use this special shampoo then. I heard Palutena has "The Critters".

Pits wings are made of scotch tape, pipe cleaners, and feathers he got from the Kentucky Fried Chicken Dumpster.

It's from Mario is Missing, I believe.