Convo Between Me and Mooney
9:18pmIan
I am amazing
Agreed?
9:19pmLucas
*reading*
XD omg that's amazing
9:20pmIan
I can't wait
and best of all
shes a blonde smasher from sweden
9:20pmLucas
why you going to Europe btw?
9:20pmIan
smash
been saving up
9:21pmLucas
nice, blonde swedish smasher chick
9:21pmIan
yeah
i couldn't get much better
9:21pmLucas
2 blonde swedish smasher chicks?
9:21pmIan
shut up
9:21pmLucas
lol
9:22pmIan
getting my **** sucked by two blonde swedish smasher chicks while i play out my grand finals match
now thats the best i can get
9:22pmLucas
and winning
9:22pmIan
well thats given
9:22pmLucas
lol just making sure
9:22pmIan
my opponent would envy me too much to focus on the match
let alone look at the screen because hes gay
9:23pmLucas
everyone would envy you to much to focus on the match
9:23pmIan
I might as well film my own porno
9:23pmLucas
I'd watch it on YouTube and be thinking, "****, Mooney is getting his **** sucked by 2 blonde swedish smasher chicks
9:23pmIan
yeah
No seriously
that'd be the best porn ever
9:24pmLucas
that would make my year
9:24pmIan
It could be done
i think
9:25pmLucas
I believe in you, bro
9:25pmIan
I think if I could hire somebody really extreme
I could have somebody dress up as ganon
and somebody dress up as peach
and then ganon neutral b's peach's crotch
basically fisting for nerds
*unrelated* dude she signed off
wow
gay
9:27pmLucas
lol
9:27pmIan
she got scared because I main ganon, and she mains peach
she knew what was next
9:28pmLucas
bro, you're crazy lol
9:28pmIan
im sure theres rule 34 on ganon down b'ing into peach's **** somewhere
;D
I'm smart
It'd sell millions
I can see it now
"Cash Mooney's smash bros irl porn stand"
9:28pmLucas
where does your genius come from?
9:28pmIan
I'd be the new hugh heffner
uh
im a mooney
i have no idea
9:29pmLucas
"Cash Mooney's smash bros irl porn stand"
9:29pmIan
Its crazy enough to work
yes
I'm posting this convo on the SSBDC++ hub right now because its that amazing
9:30pmLucas
do iiiiiiiiit