Ridley for SSBB

[Ridley FTB!!!]

bowser beats ridley in melee power and strengh so ridley will try to kite him, flying and shooting beams. bowser just ducks in his shell and the beams bounce off. bowser would then throw a koopa at ridley, and while ridley deals with that, bowser jumps up and grabs ridley's feet. the sudden gained wait causes ridley to drop. when they hit the ground bowser claws ridley's wings, preventing him from flying. ridley then hits bowser in the face with a beam and bowser is knocked back. he then claws at bowser, but his shell protects him. bowser does a firebreath, followed by a claw grab. just then two final smash items appear, bowser slams ridley to the ground and grabs a smash token. he transforms into giga bowser and procedes to beat the **** out of ridley while ridley trys to grab the other smash token. giga picks him up, fire breaths him, and throws him over his shoulder and right onto the smash token. ridley turns into meta ridley and then the battle is repeated untill bowser starts to turn back, at that point he uses his last remaining to grab ridley and body slam him off the stage. both die...


there yah go

we should all try that with one charcter each(no stupid things like)
ridley vs roy
ridley flys over and eats him GAME!!!!(lol)

 

[Phaazoid]

marth VS Roy
Roy goes up to marth and says, why are we fighting, we should be friends?
marth goes you know, i agree. the both go to shake hand, but roy runs marth through. then he spits on his dead body and says. LMAO

 

[ClarkJables]

ridley vs. mario

mario jumps on ridley's head and knocks him out. ridley wakes up in a bathtub full of ice. he feels around and notices stitches on his back, his wings have been stolen. ridley crys out to the evens "I'LL GET YOU MARIO!!!!!!". ridley then goes out and kills mario's entire family. he then kills everyone who ever knew mario. he kills everyone who ever fought mario, everyone who ever borrowed money from mario, everyone who ever loved mario, etc... and eventually he finds mario, broke and alone. he dishes mario out a fate worse then death. he cuts off marios hands, feet, eyes, nose, tonuge and right kidney. the ears are left perfectly intact however, so that mario can hear the screams of anyone unfortionate enough to cross paths with him.

man i do get wrapped up when it comes to writing

 

[Gindor]

*(potential) Newcomer Warning-Magheninja!* over at the FD thread, mageninja was argueing that FD would be too big for brawl, and then someone said for them to come over here and try to argue the size issue.
Mageninja = ridley food (if he comes in nOObery)

 

[silver777]

oh god.....i just cant stand that thread ..... thereare three posts each time i refresh the page!!!

it is awsome!! and ! it is CRAZY!!

be there or be CRAAAAAAAYYYYYZYYY!!!!! _ Crazy Redd (Animal Crossing WW).

 

[the grim lizard]

You should have been in this thread 2 weeks ago when alpha noob was here. It was just like that.

 

[Gypsy Lee]

*stumbles into thread and kisses ground*

I love this thread. It's like holy ground that noobs can't walk on or they will burst into flames.

 

[Ridley FTB!!!]

*farts**then kisses computer on ridley thread*

 

[Revak]

whus ridley? lol?

 

[Gypsy Lee]

Your new god.

 

[kaid]

No, that's Gigas, from earthbound. Ridley's his messanger into brawl, thugh.

 

[Johnknight1]

*stumbles into thread and kisses ground*

I love this thread. It's like holy ground that noobs can't walk on or they will burst into flames.

This thread is awsome. It's like n00bs come in, get shot, die, and we hide their dead bodies in a closet!

BTW, why the f*** do any of you want Ridley!?!?!? He's a gay dragon that likes to lick people, and is totally retarted. Besides, he's like a 50 foot tall dragon version of Barney. You guys are gay....

Spoiler

Man, talking likea n00b makes me laugh!

 

[ClarkJables]

barney pwns though...

 

[Red_Maniac]

I really want Ridley in... but I don't like this thread.

*runs away*

 

[ClarkJables]

i feel like playing mole mania "WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!"

 

[omgSSBBsoon]

Im almost soure they will include ridley, in the SSBB official homepage, they published a "ridley theme" which means they made the music for ridley stages, which means he is in!!!!

 

[Pieman0920]

I really want Ridley in... but I don't like this thread.

*runs away*

Agreed. This topic really is nothing but spam for the good majority. Debate is rare it seems. >_>

 

[the grim lizard]

*stumbles into thread and kisses ground*

I love this thread. It's like holy ground that noobs can't walk on or they will burst into flames.

QFT

I feel like I've been on vacation or having an affair or...something. I've been posting away far too long. Anyway...how's the whether around here? Still noob-free?

 

[lanky_gunner]

Agreed. This topic really is nothing but spam for the good majority. Debate is rare it seems. >_>

that's cause, as stated before, anyone who enters this thread and doesn't like ridley dies in a heap of debate, never to return

 

[ClarkJables]

i'm sad that my ridley vs. mario got no comments on it

 

[Joe Soup]

Ridley vs. Mario? That's a little one-sided, don't you think?

And this thread is a lot cooler than what I hear about it. People talk down to this thread a lot.

Ridley FTB.

Your new god.

LMAO.

 

[ClarkJables]

it turns out to be very one sided, yes...

ridley vs. mario

mario jumps on ridley's head and knocks him out. ridley wakes up in a bathtub full of ice. he feels around and notices stitches on his back, his wings have been stolen. ridley crys out to the evens "I'LL GET YOU MARIO!!!!!!". ridley then goes out and kills mario's entire family. he then kills everyone who ever knew mario. he kills everyone who ever fought mario, everyone who ever borrowed money from mario, everyone who ever loved mario, etc... and eventually he finds mario, broke and alone. he dishes mario out a fate worse then death. he cuts off marios hands, feet, eyes, nose, tonuge and right kidney. the ears are left perfectly intact however, so that mario can hear the screams of anyone unfortionate enough to cross paths with him.

 

[omgSSBBsoon]

it turns out to be very one sided, yes...

ridley vs. mario

mario jumps on ridley's head and knocks him out. ridley wakes up in a bathtub full of ice. he feels around and notices stitches on his back, his wings have been stolen. ridley crys out to the evens "I'LL GET YOU MARIO!!!!!!". ridley then goes out and kills mario's entire family. he then kills everyone who ever knew mario. he kills everyone who ever fought mario, everyone who ever borrowed money from mario, everyone who ever loved mario, etc... and eventually he finds mario, broke and alone. he dishes mario out a fate worse then death. he cuts off marios hands, feet, eyes, nose, tonuge and right kidney. the ears are left perfectly intact however, so that mario can hear the screams of anyone unfortionate enough to cross paths with him.

WTF

 

[Wiseguy]

Four out of five dentists agreed that Ridley owns. (Ironically, dental records were needed to identify the charred remains of the fifth dentist.)

 

[omgSSBBsoon]

ridley does own

 

[the grim lizard]

Man, I'm struggling to come up with anymore one-liners. Good one, though, Wiseguy.

 

[Gindor]

lol-most inventive one yet wiseguy

I can't think of any other lines...

 

[Oasis_S]

If you want to be cool, just be yourself. If you want to be really cool, just be Ridley.

Chuck Norris learned how to be Chuck Norris from Ridley.

 

[ClarkJables]

WTF

yes, work time fun was a good game. any more feedback on my ridley vs. mario battle

edit- i will give a cookie to whoever gets all of my references thrown in there right

 

[Joe Soup]

LMAO. Props to Wiseguy--whenever I drop by this thread, I see one of your Ridley jokes, and it makes me laugh.

 

[Wiseguy]

Man, I'm struggling to come up with anymore one-liners. Good one, though, Wiseguy.

I know the feeling. I just got home from an eight hour shift of flipping burgers, and I spent that whole time wracking my brain for Ridley Facts. The one above was the only one worth posting. It's a lot harder than you would think...

Thanks everyone for the compliments. Glad you liked it.

 

[ClarkJables]

heres one

ridley was the youngest of 8 children. his 7 brothers and sisters were named Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride.

 

[Gindor]

lol, I'm maining sloth!

 

[ClarkJables]

ridley can't be in brawl because he is so overpowered he would be banned from all tournaments. of course he can't not be in brawl because the lack of ridley will create a black hole just large enough to suck up every copy of SSBB

 

[Johnknight1]

Four out of five dentists agreed that Ridley owns. (Ironically, dental records were needed to identify the charred remains of the fifth dentist.)

^^^ Who's up for siggying that=??? Best one liner ever on this thread, I'm still LMFAO!

BTW, Pride for the WIN! F** Ridley!

[/sarcasm]

 

[chiyo-chan' dad]

Hahahaha, the funny thing is that Ridley always get's owned again, and again by Samus, LOL.

 

[ClarkJables]

there is only one man ever in recorded history to kill ridley. ridley however, went back in time and killed that mans parent's, so in reality it never happened...

 

[Oasis_S]

Hahahaha, the funny thing is that Ridley always get's owned again, and again by Samus, LOL.

He's just masochistic... Samus knows how to treat him right.

 

[ClarkJables]

He's just masochistic... Samus knows how to treat him right.

this man needs a prize

 

[Joe Soup]

Originally Posted by Oasis_S
He's just masochistic... Samus knows how to treat him right.

Give that man a cigar.