Recent content by Autydragoon

I did not notice that. We'll pretend that I'm mitch, Seth Green's character in one of his one episode stints.

Threw a firecracker into a glass bottle.

I was talking with my classmates about how as a dude I have noticed that guys are generally much more stupid than girls at 13-14 years of age. And my friend says, "you do know that you just dissed yourself right?" And i answer in an attempt to be funny way,"No because i'm a metrosexual." I...

Hey cool Superjail avatar.

I pretended to snort crushed up goldfish, then i passed out on the floor. I felt pretty bad and the only reason I did was cause my classmates put me up to it.

I've had this exact thing happen to me. Except when she started to follow me as I ran I yelled, "Grandma quit following me!" Geez, sometimes people just know too much.

How society is so self destructive. We often do things that are selfish to benefit our self survival. But these choices lead to smart people doing things for the wrong reasons. i call them competent fools. Yes they are their own oxymoron.

I'd say one of my least favorite feelings is freshly clipped fingernails.

Hmm. i see your point. What if instead of asking them if they would like the pie I just tossed it to the Zombie. if it bends down then I hit it. If not there will be a pitfall with a paper mache person on it so when they attack it they will fall and we'll drop a shovel on it. p.s. I...

i am a morning person. I just don't get much done when I'm tired. It's a little embarrassing when I go to a party and pass out at 11. This is due mostly to the fact my friends draw stuff on my face with permanent marker.

In my middle school I believe there are only 2 left handed people out of about 60. One of which is myself. Whenever someone finds out I'm left handed they have to make a big deal out of it.

Well if they don't care for cat. I'll just ask, "Sir/Madam would you like to try our our mutton chops pie (secretly made with cat. I learned it from a Chinese restaurant down the street. Cat tastes just like any other meat depending on how much MSG is laced. Or LSD that works too.)" Then...

I have a rss feed ticker on my desktop that shows the latest news articles from around the world. Well the most recent is "Cheney going high-tech and driving his own car". i thought it was funny because from the title it sounded like they were saying he was going high-tech because he decided...

Well of coarse. About no person does. He just has that Monty sense of humor. Make jokes to please yourself not to please anyone else.

First assemble a league of my friends. Next gather all the cats in a tri-state area. Third find enough shovels to last us. When a zombie is seen in the perimeter of our base we allow it to approach. Then when close enough we throw the cat in front of the zombie. When the zombie bends down to...