Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Lorde]

If anyone wants to add me on Pocket Camp, my ID is 6693 5228 240

This game is super cute and everyone should play it

 

[Lil Puddin]

If anyone wants to add me on Pocket Camp, my ID is 6693 5228 240

This game is super cute and everyone should play it

ok but

does it have hunky husbandos and wonderful waifus?

or at the very least is it cuter than scatterbug and ribombee combined?

if no then gorl bye

 

[Y2Kay]

hey guys, I'm still working on Super Sass Sistahs: Secrets of the K-Pop

I'm trying to think of a decent plot for this thing. And I need some dialogue that's authentically zelda social.

the intro:

The kingdom of Niijuph is ruled by the fair but stricT queen, Mama BJN39. She and her people worship their K-pop goddess, Bagel. In return, the goddess blessT them with powerful energy known as the Sass Force. The Sass Force gives Bagel's gorls superhuman abilities. The rival kingdom Bourgeos, ruled by the irrelevant hag Irrelevina, has begun to invade Mama BJN's homeland. BJN and her team of super hero gorls must BAN these jealous divas from Niijuph!

 

[Lorde]

shouldn't fujin be our goddess? she is the queen of sassT, so it would only make sense

also ha amazing reaction gifs have to be included somehow

 

[TTTTTsd]

I should die about 8 chapters in just so it's really canon

 

[Y2Kay]

shouldn't fujin be our goddess? she is the queen of sassT, so it would only make sense

also ha amazing reaction gifs have to be included somehow

fuujin is the daughter of the goddess in the game, and is basically prometheus.

Demigoddes daughter of the goddess Bagel, she was banned into a reincarnation cycle by her mother for her mischievousness. Fuujin has been reincarnated over fifty times, but she hopes to gain favor with her mother and break the chain by aiding BJN's defense of the Sass force. Her access to raw sass force allows her to pack a punch, even though she can't take on herself. Her ability Double Post allows her to attack another foe for half damage.

 

[Lil Puddin]

I just finished Yuri On Ice and it was super adorable. I'm always iffy with romance-type animes because they will either be amazing like OHHC or disgustingly fan service-y. It started off fan service-y, but never lingered on the fan service-y aspect (so it was for comedy more than disgusTing heaux lewdness) but it falls into place by episode 10 as to why Victor was such a weirdo. Besides the fact that he really has no idea how to interact with people. The characters were mostly enjoyable and the animation for the skating performances were pretty nice (even if some of them were boring after a while). There's 2 characters that are basically modern Eirika and Ephraim which is super funny. It also helped put the whole Eirika/Ephraim relationship into perspective for me.

If anyone has a Dramedy/Rom-Com anime to recommend, pls throw them at me. I need stuff to watch while I make this huge shawl for my mama for Christmas. I'll post how it comes out after it's finished. First time I made something so big since I usually use patches to make blankets or scarves... This time it's going to be one big solid 4'5" wide piece that's about 1'8" wide. Also the first time I will put buttons on something I crochet. loloops.

fuujin is the daughter of the goddess in the game, and is basically prometheus.

Demigoddes daughter of the goddess Bagel, she was banned into a reincarnation cycle by her mother for her mischievousness. Fuujin has been reincarnated over fifty times, but she hopes to gain favor with her mother and break the chain by aiding BJN's defense of the Sass force. Her access to raw sass force allows her to pack a punch, even though she can't take on herself. Her ability Double Post allows her to attack another foe for half damage.

omg that's so perfect tho

What're the other gorl's roles?

 

[Y2Kay]

BJN is sass kween. I know that me and the other gren mains who frequent here ( @Mocha @FullMoon) are aSASSins. McKnightlíght is a Sass Knight. Eddie is the ironically named "Sassy Savage" and Lorde is a Sass Alchemist who specializes in making sass spray.

Fuujin's reincarnation cycle is a reference to here crap ton of alternate accounts.

 

[Ffamran]

Oh great, the PC version of World of Final Fantasy went live yesterday...

Speaking of RPGs and I don't remember asking this, but has anyone play The Legend of Heroes games? I remember reading an article about I think Trails in the Sky's localization process and how difficult that was. That's the only reason I've even heard about the games.

 

[Y2Kay]

what in the world are we naming Fuujin's weapon?

I was thinking of an actual Fuujin and naming it cyclone satchel, but what do u suggest?

 

[Rickster]

Fu(u)jin Yumi

 

[Locke 06]

I've never played an animal crossing game before, but this bunny has my birthday and I want to be best friends with it.

HALP ME BE BEStEST FRIENDS

My ID: 78994590622

Also, is animal crossing just continuous fetch quest?

 

[McKnightlíght]

what in the world are we naming Fuujin's weapon?

I was thinking of an actual Fuujin and naming it cyclone satchel, but what do u suggest?

Fujin packed more venom in his speech than Noah could even dream. Fujin is a ruthless *****.

 

[Lorde]

Also, is animal crossing just continuous fetch quest?

not really, no

in the actual games, you can do jobs for your villagers like delivering something to another villager for them or finding and returning a lost item or burying a time capsule, but that's only a small part of the game

most of the time, you're trying to find a way to make money to pay back your loan to tom nook, usually by fishing, catching bugs, etc. when you pay back your loan, tom nook will let you expand your house even further, which puts you deeper in debt and the cycle continues until you fully max out your house (which is over a million bells paid to him)

i know it sounds super boring, but animal crossing is actually super fun. my favorite aspect of it is collecting furniture sets and decorating your house. a lot of sets are only available during certain seasons/months/holidays, so it takes effort to actually obtain some of them. in the newest one, you can even customize your furniture through one of the shops, which allows you to further personalize your sets

animal crossing isn't for everyone, but i adore it. i'd recommend checking out the actual games because pocket camp isn't that similar to how they actually are

 

[Lil Puddin]

The game looks super cute and more organized, but less free-sandboxy, than a normal Animal Crossing game. It might be more fun on mobile than the actual game since there'd be less responsibilities from the looks of it... But tbh there's no way I could manage a FEH account and an animal crossing game at the same time. I'm growing a bit bored of FEH as it is so having 2 things that might devolve into chores might be too much.

I've never played an animal crossing game before, but this bunny has my birthday and I want to be best friends with it.

HALP ME BE BEStEST FRIENDS

My ID: 78994590622

Also, is animal crossing just continuous fetch quest?

All the bunnies are S Tier.

 

[Ffamran]

Oh cool, another chance to summon Nephenee. +Spd, -Def 3* Florina shows up. **** off, game. I'm trying to get rid of units.

 

[Cress!]

Party Crash in ARMS is actually really solid.
I played for 2 or 3 hours straight and I didn't even notice since the game has so much variety. Funny how when the game launched it was criticized for not enough variety and now you have a wide spectrum of modes that changes every 15 minutes. The matchmaking wasn't too bad either, I had a lot of close games. Every game felt winnable, but it never felt like I could steamroll anyone either.
I got up to level 32 for Ribbon Gorl which is enough to get all of the exclusive prizes, although I may play a few more games tomorrow for more $$MONEY$$. (btw you can see the progress for each team live and Springboi is absolutely going to win but idk what you get for winning)

ARMS is absolutely worth the $60 now

 

[r_greening1]

hey guys, I'm still working on Super Sass Sistahs: Secrets of the K-Pop

I'm trying to think of a decent plot for this thing. And I need some dialogue that's authentically zelda social.

the intro:

The kingdom of Niijuph is ruled by the fair but stricT queen, Mama BJN39. She and her people worship their K-pop goddess, Bagel. In return, the goddess blessT them with powerful energy known as the Sass Force. The Sass Force gives Bagel's gorls superhuman abilities. The rival kingdom Bourgeos, ruled by the irrelevant hag Irrelevina, has begun to invade Mama BJN's homeland. BJN and her team of super hero gorls must BAN these jealous divas from Niijuph!

can I be the nonchalant guard?

 

[EODM07]

Afternoon gorls. How's everyone doing?

FINALLY got to cleaning my room. Jeez, I was put off from cleaning my room a while back because my Dad decided to stop me from doing it so I could get myself ready. But now I finally got to cleaning my room and by god; it feels so good to get it all done!

Also, I tried making myself a Phoenix deck in Duel Links. I think it's a decent one but I'll need to make some changes.

Spoiler: My Phoenix Deck

Monsters:
x3 Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys
x3 Red Dragon Ninja
x3 Fire King Yaksha
x2 Fire King Kirin
Spells:
x3 Fire King Island
x3 Card Of The Soul
x2 Super Rush Headlong
x1 Enemy Controller

I will most likely replace Kirin with either Goka, Hand of Nephthys or Path Finder, since it's effect doesn't really synergise with Nephthys or Yaksha.
For those who are curious; Kirin's effect when it is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard; you can send 1 Card from your Deck to the Graveyard. Which doesn't go well with the deck.

When you compare it to Yaksha's effect; where you can destroy 1 card from your hand or one you control and sent to the Graveyard. This syngerises really well with Phoenix of Nephthys, where it's effect is if it was destroyed and sent to the Graveyard by a card effect (E.g. Fire King Island's effect or Yaksha's effect), you can Special Summon that monster.

Probably will put in a Trap Card as well like Mirror Wall.

I'll probably do some research as well on my current Uni work as well. If not; I can always do it tomorrow. :V

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[TTTTTsd]

BJN is sass kween. I know that me and the other gren mains who frequent here ( @Mocha @FullMoon) are aSASSins. McKnightlíght is a Sass Knight. Eddie is the ironically named "Sassy Savage" and Lorde is a Sass Alchemist who specializes in making sass spray.

Fuujin's reincarnation cycle is a reference to here crap ton of alternate accounts.

This sounds amazing, but it is only canon if I show up early on, hang out for a while, then die and come back as a zombie.

Also Lorde how've you been? It's been ages since we've even interacted, have you been keeping yourself well?

 

[BJN39]

Lorde i have added yew on AC. I went with my longstanding animal crossing char named Kathrien (8063 3053 590)

Finally got Ketchup at level 10 and then the crafting/camp request difficulty spiked hilarious amounts.

 

[Lorde]

Also Lorde how've you been? It's been ages since we've even interacted, have you been keeping yourself well?

I’ve been doing pretty well for the most part, yeah. I only have like 3 weeks left of my first semester of college, which is cool. I’m so ready for winter break tbh.

I don’t think you were here in the social when it happened, but I went to Canada this past June. I went with some friends from my AP French class to Québec City, and it was amazing. Honestly it was probably the best experience of my life. So much good food and everything was so cheap.

I hope you’ve been alright. I would assume you’re all healed up and recovered from your surgery a while ago (I would hope so, considering how long ago that was)?

 

[TTTTTsd]

I’ve been doing pretty well for the most part, yeah. I only have like 3 weeks left of my first semester of college, which is cool. I’m so ready for winter break tbh.

I don’t think you were here in the social when it happened, but I went to Canada this past June. I went with some friends from my AP French class to Québec City, and it was amazing. Honestly it was probably the best experience of my life. So much good food and everything was so cheap.

I hope you’ve been alright. I would assume you’re all healed up and recovered from your surgery a while ago (I would hope so, considering how long ago that was)?

Well it healed, but it's minorly open again (lol.) Goin on the 6 year anniversary of dealing with it. Otherwise yeah, things are good. University is in its 4th year (aka final phase) for me so I'm quite blessed and happy. Glad you had fun up here in Canada, it's quite an inviting place!

 

[Kofu]

Lavani I finally got to Konikoni City, but we're about to eat Thanksgiving dinner. I'll also trade you a Pokémon with Pokérus as thanks.

 

[Y2Kay]

can I be the nonchalant guard?

sassy sentinel it is

 

[Lavani]

At the 5th stratum boss in Etrian Odyssey 5. It'll probably be awhile before I can actually beat it though; I'm way underleveled, undergeared, and after class changing my Dragoon I can't even survive past turn 1 lol.

Well, I ended up beating that more easily than anticipated. 6th stratum was an adventure, but also manageable. Lv70 doesn't seem sufficient for the boss, so I guess I need to raise the level cap.

Which, on that note, I only just learned they changed how the level cap worked after EO2. All this time I'd just learned how horrible it was to raise in that game and thought "Welp, that's never happening, I'll just ignore this feature forever."

Lavani I finally got to Konikoni City, but we're about to eat Thanksgiving dinner. I'll also trade you a Pokémon with Pokérus as thanks.

I'll be busy most of today, so unless you're available late tonight it'll probably have to wait. I'd guess ~6 hours.

 

[Kofu]

Well, I ended up beating that more easily than anticipated. 6th stratum was an adventure, but also manageable. Lv70 doesn't seem sufficient for the boss, so I guess I need to raise the level cap.

Which, on that note, I only just learned they changed how the level cap worked after EO2. All this time I'd just learned how horrible it was to raise in that game and thought "Welp, that's never happening, I'll just ignore this feature forever."


I'll be busy most of today, so unless you're available late tonight it'll probably have to wait. I'd guess 6~7 hours.

That should be fine, just let me know when. Also message me your FC

 

[Armagon]

Ok, so Xenoblade Chronicles 2 spoilers are on GameFaqs and may make their way outside. We're like a week away from launch, i don't want to be spoiled. This is my most anticipated game of the year and i would hate for it to be spoiled.

 

[Ffamran]

Welp, I ordered Shadows of Valentia.

Spoiler: FE Black Friday Sale Stuff

I was contemplating whether or not to buy it -- giant backlog of games -- after seeing it was on sale for $29.99 on Amazon and wondering why I haven't seen anything about SoV being on sale anywhere. Figured there would be something since Black Friday is tomorrow or, well, now because of how stuff happens. This goes even more so considering it's a Nintendo first-party game where as far as I know, no Fire Emblem game has been a Nintendo Select, Player's Choice, whatever. Awakening and Fates are still full price. I think I nabbed Awakening for around 20 bucks several years ago. Either Best Buy or Target had a random sale for it and Awakening was recently released, so I jumped on that hard since everyone was talking about how Awakening was a great game.

Anyway, Amazon is now listing SoV to $25 new and $20 used (Amazon Warehouse). The one weird thing is that according to some sources -- Eurogamer, Gamespot, IGN, etc. --, it's supposed to be $20 at Best Buy. I think that's in-store only, but I couldn't find anything to back that up since the weekly, Black Friday? ad on Best Buy's site only lists the same price Amazon had it up for: $29.99.

I've never went Black Friday shopping at local stores and I don't think I will because of the stories of people being really crazy about buying stuff. So, I'm not going to check and I doubt I'd be able to find a copy considering something like this would easily be picked up if it's really $20 at Best Buy for Black Friday.

TL;DR: Shadows of Valentia is $25 new and $20 used on Amazon.

This is probably me being self-conscious about stuff, but I feel like an ad bot or traveling salesman whenever I post stuff like this. It's like: "Hey, you walking bags of money! You should buy X because it's on sale! We're having a sale!" And then I start to feel like this is almost "pressure-y" about buying things because they're on sale. I don't know how to articulate this. ._.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope everyone enjoyed today's itinerary of family gatherings, good cheer, and indiscriminate murder of various fowl and pigs.

Also, the 2017 nominations of worst sex scenes in fiction have been released in case anyone wants a laugh.

Oh I'm doing absolutely wonderful! How've YOU been while I was gone again for....another year?

Speaking of, anyone I used to have on Skype got a Discord ID now? I'd like to keep up with everyone I accidentally left behind when life got busy and Discord got really good....

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTsssssddd ppplllllaaaaaayyy mmeeeee iiinnnn TTTTTTTTTTTTTTeeeekkkkkkkkkkkeeeennnn

The kingdom of Niijuph is ruled by the fair but stricT queen, Mama BJN39. She and her people worship their K-pop goddess, Bagel. In return, the goddess blessT them with powerful energy known as the Sass Force. The Sass Force gives Bagel's gorls superhuman abilities. The rival kingdom Bourgeos, ruled by the irrelevant hag Irrelevina, has begun to invade Mama BJN's homeland. BJN and her team of super hero gorls must BAN these jealous divas from Niijuph!

If you need help for a plot, remember KISS. You've got a plot up there already, now just elaborate it into a possible quest a player can act out. Setting and cast, basically.

Let's say Irrelevina has four generals (the Heaux squad), each attacking a different sector of Niijuph. Figure out where they're attacking, what type of character they'll be, what character can be recruited there, then move on to the next sector.

For instance:

Snooty De Toilette, attacking Bakers street with her projectile baguettes (the snootiest of breads), thus ruining Mama's breakfast and Niijuph's bagel supply.

Prima Donna, a diva pop idol looking to get even because the citizens of Niijuph won't buy her records by taking over the Kingdom's radio stations, forcing the kingdom to it's knees due to how off key and screechy she is.

Titanium Hercules Organic Titan (T.H.O.T.), a robot from the future sent to kill...someone. She keeps falling in love with every toaster she sees and gets side tracked.

Philistina, probably wears too much black eyeliner and hates color and everything else. Probably in the ice level, cause of course she would be and it will be the worst level in the game, like her. Will inevitably win every popularity poll by a huge margin.

Also add me pleeeaaasseee

Ok, so Xenoblade Chronicles 2 spoilers are on GameFaqs and may make their way outside. We're like a week away from launch, i don't want to be spoiled. This is my most anticipated game of the year and i would hate for it to be spoiled.

Yeah, it would be horrible if someone spoiled the game and told you Rex is Luke Skywalker's father.

This is probably me being self-conscious about stuff, but I feel like an ad bot or traveling salesman whenever I post stuff like this. It's like: "Hey, you walking bags of money! You should buy X because it's on sale! We're having a sale!" And then I start to feel like this is almost "pressure-y" about buying things because they're on sale. I don't know how to articulate this. ._.

Ffamram IRL:

 

[Lavani]

The true power of the Xenoblade is the friendships you made along the way

 

[Kofu]

 

[Lavani]

Are you ready to receive the Xenoblade's true power?

4356-3647-9355

Added your FC. Still need to trade in the fossil for the Kabuto, then I'll be waiting in the plaza. IGN is Mut.

Edit: Oh, wait, I can just have a mon hold the fossil? Neat, nevermind I'll just do that.

 

[Kofu]

yeah just have the mon do the fossil, getting on

 

[Lavani]

Sick, thanks.

Enjoy the horrible-natured version exclusive, too. Maybe she'll get you something nice off the GTS, but if nothing else it helps with dex completion

 

[Kofu]

Thanks, that's really appreciated. I wasn't expecting a Pheromosa, but I laughed when I saw the nature. I do have the original Moon so I can get a few from there at least. I happened to get Pokérus super early in my playthrough so I thought I could at least send something else over that would be useful.

Also lol Schezo

 

[Nammy12]

I picked up a steam link for $5.
Even if I never use it, $5 for an ethernet and hdmi cable is pretty nice.

 

[Kofu]

Kinda cool Lavani , the fossil yielded a female Adamant Kabuto. IVs are middling but I'll take it!

 

[Berserker.]

Yeah, it would be horrible if someone spoiled the game and told you Rex is Luke Skywalker's father.

wow wtf. ur now ded to me

 

[Cress!]

Splat 2's newest update, oh boy. Once again Ninty is clueless when it comes to patching. So back when the game first came out, the Tri Slosher was by far the best weapon in the game. A while later, it got nerfed hard, but since it was so amazing before, the nerfs (while huge) made it more balanced and it still could be a great weapon if you played it well. And now the 2.0 update comes out and for whatever reason they decided to revert all of the previous nerfs to it AND they game it an extra 10% movement speed. The meta hasn't wildly changed so that it needed these buffs or anything, so I have no clue as to what happened here. If anything, the other top tier weapons back when the game first launched could counter the Tri Slosher, but those were nerfed so now it's even better (well it is better with the extra movement speed but now it's really REALLY better). The rest of the update is really neat but tf is this balancing.

Changing the subject, I need halp. I felt like I needed a new laptop so I got a new one for Black Friday. My current one has an i5 processor and the oh-so-wonderful Intel Integrated Graphics. The new one I bought had an AMD A12 processor and I just wanted anything that could run a game better than an Intel laptop (the AMD laptop was not labeled as a gaming laptop and I didn't want a gaming laptop, I wanted something all-purpose that could also run games better than trash). So far... the AMD laptop is worse in every single way compared to my Intel laptop. It only displays up to 720p, it runs extremely slow, a full battery on it lasted for a whopping hour and a half (that was spent staring at the desktop with a few background downloads running, so nothing too intensive. With Overwatch running it would probably last half an hour max [ik I would have it plugged in if I was playing OW but that's still a joke]), and the sound is pretty trash. But then I loaded up Overwatch and it's able to run medium graphics at 60fps. The Intel laptop runs at 30fps at max on the lowest settings, usually it's at 20. So it's worse in every way BUT it can run games way better. Now idk if I should return it or not. I could keep it and use it exclusively as a gaming laptop but that feels a bit silly. I don't play OW much anymore but I still want to try Nier which would benefit from a PC that can actually run it. The game is on sale on Steam right now so maybe I should get it and see how it runs on my Intel laptop first, but I'd be amazed if I could even load the game with it. But even then, I'd play Nier for maybe a week or 2, so I would still barely use the AMD laptop. Also I'm not really sure that I'd want to start a new game THIS CLOSE to Xenoblade 2's release.