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[wedl!!]

mei best character
i use the snow plum skin because it's really pretty

Good fan art is surprisingly hard to find of her. Most of it makes her super skinny, but Mei's chubbiness is one of her most endearing qualities, so idk why they slim her down???

there's plenty of people who think she isn't overweight for... ridiculous reasons.

parkas aren't that big my dude. look at her legs. look at the concept art (which is still used in-game as a spray, and is basically a 1:1 with her current design). come on.

plenty of straight guys can't get off to plus-sized women so there's also that

 

[Berserker.]

 

[Buddhahobo]

how many cults exist in this social at this point?

Well, until recently the big one was the Rowlet Posse, formally known as the Shakira Brigade, formally known as the Rosalini Lumanites.

Cress! has accused several of us of being Spear cultists, but he just hasn't seen the light yet, and ever since overwatch came out more and more have been joining the D.VAngelions.

Good fan art is surprisingly hard to find of her. Most of it makes her super skinny, but Mei's chubbiness is one of her most endearing qualities, so idk why they slim her down???

Part of it seems to just be whatever one find works best; not in the sense of not making her chubby, but some of the fanart I've seen accused of making her skinny really wasn't; was just a pear shaped body vs an apple one.

 

[Lorde]

there's plenty of people who think she isn't overweight for... ridiculous reasons.

parkas aren't that big my dude. look at her legs. look at the concept art (which is still used in-game as a spray, and is basically a 1:1 with her current design). come on.

plenty of straight guys can't get off to plus-sized women so there's also that

how dare you say that all women are 5'4" and weigh 120 pounds fat is repulsive say hello to heart disease for me no one will ever love you fat people aren't real stop normalizing fat you're ruining america diabetes are in your future the human race is doomed

 

[Buddhahobo]

how dare you say that all women are 5'4" and weigh 120 pounds fat is repulsive say hello to heart disease for me no one will ever love you fat people aren't real stop normalizing fat you're ruining america diabetes are in your future the human race is doomed

But seriously, what?

 

[Lorde]

Part of it seems to just be whatever one find works best; not in the sense of not making her chubby, but some of the fanart I've seen accused of making her skinny really wasn't; was just a pear shaped body vs an apple one.

oops i just accidentally dropped something

 

[Buddhahobo]

oops i just accidentally dropped something

Congratulations, you know how to google.

There a point you're trying to make to what I said?

 

[Antonykun]

but my computer can't run overwatch

 

[Lorde]

Congratulations, you know how to google.

There a point you're trying to make to what I said?

you're being stupid

 

[Lavani]

me irl

 

[Buddhahobo]

you're being stupid

And your last two posts have been gibberish.

EDIT:

Most of the pictures you posted are actually rather reasonable, considering her design after looking for wedi's profile picture.

Not really sure what issue you have with the 3rd, 4th, 6th, or arguably 1st picture from your previous post.

 

[wedl!!]

how dare you say that all women are 5'4" and weigh 120 pounds fat is repulsive say hello to heart disease for me no one will ever love you fat people aren't real stop normalizing fat you're ruining america diabetes are in your future the human race is doomed

this reminds me of a post i saw on tumblr where some guy edited a really cute piece of mei/zarya fanart and made mei thin so she wouldn't have "joint pain and heart disease"

the ppl who replied were just roasting him, it was hilarious

Berserker. yew still have to add me (wedl#1327) on battle.net

 

[Berserker.]

Berserker. yew still have to add me (wedl#1327) on battle.net

alright. i'll send it to you soon (i'm just sharing atm)

if you see this guy play roadhog/bastion/genji, that's my brother (now that i think about it, a good number of you guys don't know him yet)

edit: my b for making you wait tho ;;

 

[atticusfinch7]

Not sure how many other Jojo fans there are here, but this makes me really happy

 

[wedl!!]

this is a wholesome video

Not sure how many other Jojo fans there are here, but this makes me really happy

I hate Jonathan, I hate Joseph, and I *hate* Jotaro!

CONFOUND THOSE JOESTARS, THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

 

[Rickster]

Another bit of Zelda artwork:

Spoiler

http://m.ign.com/articles/2016/06/12/e3-2016-amazon-posts-the-legend-of-zelda-wii-u-promotional-art

Tuesday can't come fast enough.

Edit: better version

Spoiler

This would make a nice wallpaper

 

[Berserker.]

oh right. how's e3? haven't heard much about it

 

[Lil Puddin]

And your last two posts have been gibberish.

EDIT:

Most of the pictures you posted are actually rather reasonable, considering her design after looking for wedi's profile picture.

Not really sure what issue you have with the 3rd, 4th, 6th, or arguably 1st picture from your previous post.

Mei kinda makes no sense and is silly. Her OA insinuates she is supremely voluptuous/thick/chubby. All her features EXCEPT her stomach says she's a squishy parka cuddlepillar. But her stomach just doesn't make sense in terms of shape and size. Also her head is a bit awkward. Overwatch can draw up an "accurate" musclema'am, but drawing an accurate chubby girl alludes them. Welp, given the fact most developers have no idea how chubby females look, I suppose they did a fine job.

MORE IMPORTANTLY THO! Male Mei skins when???

 

[Antonykun]

ok since yew gorls have an overwatch addiction let me vent.

WHY THE IS THERE NO PINATA SKIN FOR ZENYATTA!!!!!!!!!11one1!111

 

[Lil Puddin]

ok since yew gorls have an overwatch addiction let me vent.

WHY THE IS THERE NO PINATA SKIN FOR ZENYATTA!!!!!!!!!11one1!111

Better call Star then, since she's good at that kinda thing.

 

[Benishigure]

Saw this in the NintenZone social and I just have to share it here because it's necessary.

Spoiler: im ded omg

 

[Cress!]

Just played a game in Overwatch where everyone on my team was Mei. That's an experience that I want to have happen again.

ᴍᴇɪ ɪs ʙᴀᴇ

 

[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Doing some more University work, and I'll be doing a rough concept and design of my board game soon. Just got to get this simple and easy Service Map out the way.

oh right. how's e3? haven't heard much about it

EA's Conference was a trainwreck, Bethesda's was pretty good. That's all I know of, since I'm watching ProJared's thoughts on the conferences.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Berserker.]

facebook shenanigans

blue one is the notable shulk main
red one is the one that wants to get gud with shulk
brown ones are others
green one is my friend
gray blue one is me

 

[Rizen]

I'm trying to sketch (my kitten keeps jumping on me) and watching a speedrun of Silent Hill Downpour, which features cutscenes. Say what you want about the gameplay but the story and presentation are very good. It's my 2nd favorite after SH2.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Mei kinda makes no sense and is silly. Her OA insinuates she is supremely voluptuous/thick/chubby. All her features EXCEPT her stomach says she's a squishy parka cuddlepillar. But her stomach just doesn't make sense in terms of shape and size. Also her head is a bit awkward.

But...that is what she looks like?

Use whatever word for it you want, but it looks like she's thick with most of the weight going straight to the hips and thighs instead of being stomach fat. Not everyone puts on weight the same way.

It's not a matter of her features not making sense or not knowing "how chubby girls look", it's a matter of body structure. Look at where her belt is, for instance. You don't put it there if it's an apple shaped body, you put it there because it's a pear, hips start way up. If you were going for a big beer belly, it would be lower down, not across the stomach like a corset messing up your diaphragm.

Spoiler

 

[evmaxy54]

Berserker. Tell him to main Zelda because she's ********.

Also fam

Came 9th at Kickstart Melee Singles & came 7th in Doubles yesterday

^_^

 

[EODM07]

Just currently saving some screenshots of some characters taunting in Smash 4, since I plan on showing Smash 4 as one of the other games I've played for University.

But I'd like to ask you girls which one is better?

Spoiler: This one?

Spoiler: Or this one?

I've already showed two screenshots of me playing Fire Emblem Fates (Birthright), but I feel like it'd be best if I did show another that I did play. Along with a link to one of my matches I had against one of you girls.
Also, still wondering whether to pick up Bayo or Corrin.

 

[Rizen]

Just currently saving some screenshots of some characters taunting in Smash 4, since I plan on showing Smash 4 as one of the other games I've played for University.

But I'd like to ask you girls which one is better?

Spoiler: This one?

Spoiler: Or this one?

I've already showed two screenshots of me playing Fire Emblem Fates (Birthright), but I feel like it'd be best if I did show another that I did play. Along with a link to one of my matches I had against one of you girls.
Also, still wondering whether to pick up Bayo or Corrin.

The one without Bayo is better.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Also, still wondering whether to pick up Bayo or Corrin.

There's a pretty easy test for that, actually.

Q) A wizard has bestowed upon you magic chainsaws. Do you:

a) Get so excited at this gift you turn into a dragon

or

b) Immediately strap them to your high heels and use them as roller skates

or

c) Cut off your hand and replace it with a chainsaw.

 

[Antonykun]

Spoiler: This one?

: *Poses Around Uncomfortably*
: Please Stop

 

[Lil Puddin]

Just currently saving some screenshots of some characters taunting in Smash 4, since I plan on showing Smash 4 as one of the other games I've played for University.

But I'd like to ask you girls which one is better?

Spoiler: This one?

Spoiler: Or this one?

I've already showed two screenshots of me playing Fire Emblem Fates (Birthright), but I feel like it'd be best if I did show another that I did play. Along with a link to one of my matches I had against one of you girls.
Also, still wondering whether to pick up Bayo or Corrin.

Bayo/Lucina has a far nicer contrast in terms of style. Tho Dtaunt for Bayo with the shiny glasses is way past cute/cool.

wow sis no dtaunt Zelders do you even know what you're doing omg seriously dtaunt Zeodoo is an instant A+ while utaunt Zeldon't is an A- why wouldn't you use either I just don't understand your poor choices in life right now

 

[r_greening1]

I'm trying to sketch (my kitten keeps jumping on me) and watching a speedrun of Silent Hill Downpour, which features cutscenes. Say what you want about the gameplay but the story and presentation are very good. It's my 2nd favorite after SH2.

ooooooh What's your whole list?

 

[EODM07]

Btw girls. I've done some testing in Training Mode on two combos that Bayonetta can do.
Luckily, our sassy queen is lucky and cannot be combo'd by these.

I might make a video on these combos and them against the certain characters.

Spoiler: Combo #1

DTilt > UTilt > SH/FHNAir
0% (Most characters. Except )
10% on

, and are awkward and can only be combo'd by this from behind.

Against the characters that cannot be combo'd by DTilt > UTilt > SH/FHNAir, best to either not do the combo, or try and risk it with a SHFUAir > UTilt > SHNAir (Kirby cannot be combo'd from UAir or DTilt). And a few of them can only be combo'd into DTilt > UTilt, as the UTilt launches them too high to get combo'd.

has a different combo that Bayo can perform at 0%. DTilt > UTilt > FHUAir > ABK, the first hit of UTilt sends ZSS behind Bayonetta, allowing her to TC into UAir and ABK

Spoiler: Combo #2

DTilt > UTilt > SH/FHUAir > DJ NAir > ABK > UAir
This works on most of the cast. But at different percents.
5% on
10% on
15% on
20% on (Limit)
25% on

Characters that cannot be comboed by this are:


can be combo'd at 10%, but you get a different combo, where you can get a 2nd UTilt after the 1st, the window is tighter however.

These were all tested on Omega Battlefield.

Also, despite these percents; some characters can only be combo'd up to the NAir. Whereas others are in tight windows.

If Combo #2 is too difficult, there's an alternative. You can replace the NAir with a FAir 1.

 

[FullMoon]

My sister just rescued a puppy from the streets.

 

[EODM07]

New JonTron is out girls!

This time on Bootleg Disney games.

 

[Lil Puddin]

New JonTron is out girls!

This time on Bootleg Disney games.

I saw the notification. But I'm at work so I have to wait. 1st World Dilemmas.

 

[BJN39]

Recently, a Mud Dauber wasp has been hanging around outside my home, terrorizing me anytime I tried to sit out there. It also made itself a nest on the front porch x_x


Just a few minutes ago I was walking through the kitchen and it's just like "sup" flying around inside.

Spoiler: This is what it looked like

Spoiler: and it was a really big wasp

pls no

Luckily it was soon trapped when it flew into an open window, which was promptly shut, leaving it trapped between the window and the wire netting outside.

Then I got to go outside and spray it with bug spray.

Spoiler

But it was actually really creepy to watch it die

Now we are rid of the rather terrifying looking wasp and I can sit on the porch in peace again

 

[Jaguar360]

E3 is so boring so far.

Microsoft's press conference was the best so far, but I still don't want an Xbox One. I can get Cuphead and Scalebound on my laptop when they come out.

South Park was the only other thing that's stood out to me for the past two days almost solely because of its humor (gameplay does look interesting though).

I hope that Sony's press conference can get me a little excited.

Oh wait, I hear that Nintendo has a Youtube Gaming thing with indie games in ten minutes. That should be interesting.

 

[Buddhahobo]

TEKKEN 7 EARLY 2017!

STORY MODE WILL BE 100000000x BETTER THAN SFV'S!

Outside of ReCore which looks right up my alley, I'm failing to see the point of the Xbox if I have Windows 10, other than the fact it means I have to have Windows 10.