Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[McKnightlíght]

idk

 

[BJN39]

Just your daily reminder that circumventing the 10 character minimum to make unecessarily small posts will result in an infraction!

 

[Y2Kay]

IT WAS TO EXPRESS MY UNDYING DEVOTION AND LOVE FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESS, LAVANI. I HAD NOTICED A PEASANT, @TTTTTsd WAS MAKING ADVANCES ON MY BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN. I COULD NOT CONTAIN MY FRUSTRATIONS WITH THIS CREATURE, SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO... I BECAME THE LAVANI.

I SECUDED THE CREATURE INTO MY BASEMENT FOR SOME "FRAME DATA RESEARCH (WINKY FACE EMOJI)", CHAINING HIM UP FOR SOME "DIRECTIONAL INFLUENCE TESTING (WINKY FACE EMOJI)". ONCE HE WAS CONTAINED, I DESTROYED THE LOCATION WITH MY BAYONETTA NERF MISSILES SPONSORED BY KUROGANEHAMMER™, ENDING HIS FUTILE ATTEMPT AT MY QUEEN WITH POWER THAT REACHES THAT OF PATCH ONE POINT ONE POINT SIX.

NOW, MY DEVOTION FOR LAVANI CAN BE SEEN ACROSS THE LANDS OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS WORLD FORUM, WHERE I HAVE BEEN SLOWLY FORMING THE LAVANI APPRECIATION SOCIETY (PLUS TWIT HANGOUT) FOR ALL THOSE (EXCEPT TEETEETEETEETEEESSDEE) TO WORSHIP THE GODDESS.

So if I try to swoon Lavani you'll kill me with nerf missiles?

 

[Aunt Jemima]

stfu

edit: 10charsfkuphil

 

[Buddhahobo]

So when I said "like a black guy" I'm refering mostly to the culture and ethnicity rather than a race. and that culture is widely effected by the economic standards and geographical regions like you stated.

I mean...if it's widely effected by economic and geographical regions, it sounds more like it's multiple cultures, not a singular block though. Especially in a country full of immigrants.

Judaism can double (well, technically triple) as well, but at least with regards to that there's explanation for a singular "block" with regards to some of the culture given that one of the things it can be is a religion.

But eh, it doesn't really matter.

IT WAS TO EXPRESS MY UNDYING DEVOTION AND LOVE FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GODDESS, LAVANI. I HAD NOTICED A PEASANT, @TTTTTsd WAS MAKING ADVANCES ON MY BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN. I COULD NOT CONTAIN MY FRUSTRATIONS WITH THIS CREATURE, SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO... I BECAME THE LAVANI.

I SECUDED THE CREATURE INTO MY BASEMENT FOR SOME "FRAME DATA RESEARCH (WINKY FACE EMOJI)", CHAINING HIM UP FOR SOME "DIRECTIONAL INFLUENCE TESTING (WINKY FACE EMOJI)". ONCE HE WAS CONTAINED, I DESTROYED THE LOCATION WITH MY BAYONETTA NERF MISSILES SPONSORED BY KUROGANEHAMMER™, ENDING HIS FUTILE ATTEMPT AT MY QUEEN WITH POWER THAT REACHES THAT OF PATCH ONE POINT ONE POINT SIX.

NOW, MY DEVOTION FOR LAVANI CAN BE SEEN ACROSS THE LANDS OF SUPER SMASH BROTHERS WORLD FORUM, WHERE I HAVE BEEN SLOWLY FORMING THE LAVANI APPRECIATION SOCIETY (PLUS TWIT HANGOUT) FOR ALL THOSE (EXCEPT TEETEETEETEETEEESSDEE) TO WORSHIP THE GODDESS.

UNEXPECTED LOVE CONFESSION?

Quick, we need Lavani's reaction so we can figure out which Zelda she is.

 

[Rickster]

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Spoiler

So how do you do that thing where your post has no words at all?

 

[BJN39]

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Spoiler

So how do you do that thing where your post has no words at all?

Yew don'T.

 

[Y2Kay]

We all know that Twilight Princess Zelda is the best Zelda

 

[BJN39]

The two Mewtwo emojis in a row going down the page was the giveaway...

 

[Cress!]

(PLUS TWIT HANGOUT)

invite me to it Kirby gorl

 

[Buddhahobo]

DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST.

Nope, too late.

The Rowlet Posse (Formally the Shakira Brigade, formally the Rosalini Lumanites) are gonna incase your feet in cement and make you sleep with the magikarp for trying to get in the way of the TWU WUB between Lavani and Lavani.

C'mon, do these look like eyes of mercy to you?

Spoiler

 

[Aunt Jemima]

i am rowletaknight not curbee gorl u pooter hed

 

[McKnightlíght]

...

Spoiler

So how do you do that thing where your post has no words at all?

 

[Y2Kay]

stfu



edit: 10charsfkuphil

you can't tell me what to do boi

 

[BJN39]

*does 10char circumvention to answer Rickster's quote*

 

[Aunt Jemima]

 

[Rizen]

lame white people using black slang irl is the equivalent of being an redpiller in any year at any place

you shouldn't do it and you're only hurting yourself

Okay, white people won't use black slang and black people won't speak with a stereotypical Texan accent. Deal?

 

[McKnightlíght]

I was just trying to help my gorl out by answering ha question.

 

[Buddhahobo]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

This can only end well for everyone involved.

 

[Cress!]

Okay, white people won't use black slang and black people won't speak with a stereotypical Texan accent. Deal?

But then who gets to talk in the Fuujin DialecT?

 

[Aunt Jemima]

fuujins husband

 

[BJN39]

I'm reminded that this needs to be circulated once again to the newer Zelda social generation to open their eyes to the true treachery of the Zelda social.

iT begins on page 2

 

[Aunt Jemima]

u guys just called lucina a mop

that's nothing compared to when i was a red tyrant

 

[Alacion]

Can we appreciate the English dub of Sailor Moon for a second? Oh god this entire channel is gold.

A radar lock omg..

 

[Rizen]

But then who gets to talk in the Fuujin DialecT?

Sisters

 

[Benishigure]

So I just got some great food but these are like the worst ****ing trays ever.

 

[Rickster]

I'm reminded that this needs to be circulated once again to the newer Zelda social generation to open their eyes to the true treachery of the Zelda social.

iT begins on page 2

Maybe if we wait like 3 years the higher ups will forget about our raids so we can make our comeback and not get banT in return

 

[Aunt Jemima]

So I just got some great food but these are like the worst ****ing trays ever.

this looks like u threw ur refrigerator in a bowl and toothpicked some donut holes

 

[Benishigure]

this looks like u threw ur refrigerator in a bowl and toothpicked some donut holes

sis this food is royalty compared to my actual fridge lmao

 

[Buddhahobo]

So I just got some great food but these are like the worst ****ing trays ever.

Looks like...a chicken drumstick and thigh in spicy orange sauce over rice with assorted veggies, and some skewered dumplings on the side?

 

[Aunt Jemima]

no those are donuts

 

[Benishigure]

what if I told you those donuts had tentacles in them

Spoiler

they actually do

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takoyaki

 

[LonkQ]

Have you ever seen a bowl filled with freshly chopped off tentacles that move? And people eat it? I have. And it was terrifying.

 

[Aunt Jemima]

wow you're into some kinky stuff

 

[Berserker.]

Ya'll crazy af

You can have Vanilla if u want

 

[McKnightlíght]

The new patch in a nutshell.

Spoiler

 

[KuroganeHammer]

lame white people using black slang irl is the equivalent of being an redpiller in any year at any place

you shouldn't do it and you're only hurting yourself

Agree fam

 

[Antonykun]

are we raiding ourselves? are we that desperate for raiding?
anyways some things about Birthright.

The more i play it the more i wish IS never does children units ever again Fates excuse for having them here is really illogical and contrived further more some potentially really interesting characters like Izana and Scarlet are given the shaft in terms of characterization because they weren't allowed to make babies with anyone other than Corn (I'm still going for CornxScarlet cuz she's awesome) furthermore because of how children are explained in fates any S-supports with them end up really creepy ESPECIALLY with the children of the Royal Siblings as they are Corn's nieces and nephews.
I hope the pair up stances comeback they are awesome and allow for more strategic thinking
I also hope IS makes another playable character like Candance she's really cute despite being so chubby in Fates she's pretty booty tho :/

 

[atticusfinch7]

Is Bowser a bad MU for us (well even worse than our average MU I guess) or am I playing it incorrectly? I played one online for the first time in a long while and I really couldn't do much of anything before losing a stock. Everything I used gets punished really hard if he shielded, and when I tried going for more dash grabs he would either jab or spotdodge because of how telegraphed ours is. I even got downB killed from a shielded dtilt. It's really weird because I used to use Bowser a lot too, and I never would have thought he would be particularly difficult for Zelda.

 

[Ffamran]

Page 2809's talk about "fam" and other slang was this to me in gif-form.

There's at least 2 puns with the above gif and they're all obscure if you've never played Final Fantasy XII.