Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[Suicidal_Donuts]

K' I'm on now~

You can go make the room~

Do you mind if my friend I was playing with joins, we could do rotations.

 

[Mr. ShinyUmbreon]

Unless you play Falcon and score Falcon Punches and Knees on people who finally figured out the air dodge button actually evades aerials.

Like alpharad?

warning, a bit of strong language

 

[Lavani]

S: (Seasoned) Curly Fries
A: Five Guys'
B: Burger King
C: Wendy's
F: McDonald's

There isn't a Five Guys' around here so I'll have to take your word for it.

one of his favorite video game locations

Good Egg Galaxy

I don't even know which one that is lol

Like I said, I have experience.

Spoiler: NSFW FOUL LANGUAGE AND CONTENT GOOD LORD YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

This is my friends and I. They know me by my older online alias, shortened to Homer for convenience. My tag on here is my newest one so, yeah. This was messed up, I REALLY heavily warn you.

lmao

 

[EODM07]

lmao

Oh trust me. TTTTTsd has read worse. MUCH worse.
Not Quarter-Life levels of worse, much worse.

 

[Koiba]

Suicidal_Donuts ggs~ Those were fun~

I gotta go eat now

 

[Lorde]

I don't even know which one that is lol

I'm pretty sure it's the first galaxy in the original galaxy game.

It's literally the only galaxy I could remember lol.

 

[Gay Ginger]

There isn't a Five Guys' around here so I'll have to take your word for it.

There's only one in my area, but it's really good.

I was surprised that you rated KFC's fries very highly. I've never had their fries -- I haven't eaten there in years and I would only get popcorn chicken when I did. I've never heard anyone compliment them before now, though.

 

[Space Stranger]

KFC's fries aren't true fries. They are "potato wedges" and don't taste that special.

 

[Antonykun]

what did i just walked in to?

 

[TTTTTsd]

lmao

And that's not even the edgy Crash Bandicoot revenge fiction where Coco is murdered by Dr. Cortex and Crash starts using guns and swearing, whilst denying a pregnancy with Tawna Bandicoot. Did I mention he swore and shot guns?

Fun fact: NONE OF THAT WAS MADE UP.

Oh hi Antonykun

 

[EODM07]

what did i just walked in to?

Fast Food Shenanigans. (I don't eat Fast Food anymore. Do Chinese Takeaways count as fast food?)

 

[Rizen]

Fan fics (the internet in general) can get really bizarre .

what did i just walked in to?

Your monitor?

 

[Space Stranger]

And that's not even the edgy Crash Bandicoot revenge fiction where Coco is murdered by Dr. Cortex and Crash starts using guns and swearing, whilst denying a pregnancy with Tawna Bandicoot. Did I mention he swore and shot guns?]

Crash: "Hey, Aku Aku, do you like Linkin Park? You will."
[shoots Wumpa fruit while smoking cigarette]

 

[EODM07]

And that's not even the edgy Crash Bandicoot revenge fiction where Coco is murdered by Dr. Cortex and Crash starts using guns and swearing, whilst denying a pregnancy with Tawna Bandicoot. Did I mention he swore and shot guns?

Fun fact: NONE OF THAT WAS MADE UP.

Should we mention the travesty that was that FF7 fanfic?

 

[Lorde]

TTTTTsd
wait cysT

how are you going to post Lavani x Rosalinda smut without getting banishT to the shadow realm by BJN?

 

[TTTTTsd]

TTTTTsd
wait cysT

how are you going to post Lavani x Rosalinda smut without getting banishT to the shadow realm by BJN?

External pastebins and lots of spoiler tags =3. I'll somehow survive!

 

[McKnightlíght]

A: Curly fries anywhere
A-: Wendy's, Culver's
B: KFC
C: Burger King
D: Everywhere else
F: McDonald's

This is easily the worst opinion on anything ever.

 

[Lavani]

I'm pretty sure it's the first galaxy in the original galaxy game.

It's literally the only galaxy I could remember lol.

Oh right, I remember now. Yoshi-themed name, Yoshi-themed planets, and not a single Yoshi in the entire goddamn galaxy. What a game.

 

[Lorde]

External pastebins and lots of spoiler tags =3. I'll somehow survive!

i'll be praying for you

and waiting for your post ;)

 

[Rickster]

This day should be known as the day the Zelda Social rose from the ashes once again.

Today's posts were seriously golden

 

[Koiba]

I'm actually way more hyped about the LavaniXRosalina fanfic then I should be lol


Reminded me of the time when Phil made the AeroXBJN fanfic

 

[SBphiloz4]

McDonalds is kinda like

Very easy to access and use, has some cheap tactics (cheap = both definitions), and very recognizable.

Too bad most of the time you would rather go for another store/character. Oh, and you are notorious for being bad.

 

[Lavani]

something something looks out of shape when running

 

[BJN39]

I'm actually way more hyped about the LavaniXRosalina fanfic then I should be lol


Reminded me of the time when Phil made the AeroXBJN fanfic

Yew mean these?

@ SBphiloz4 's Zelda Social FanFic "Smashboards Stamina Games: Gorl Edition"
Each chapter can actually be reached by going to any of the links, but direct links are provided anyways. I also thought it'd be neat to include publish dates, b/c REASONS. - BJN

Chapter Link|Publish Date|Featured Users
Chapter 1 |May 7, 2015|Koiba, CWBanjo, Fernosuar
Chapter 2 |May 9, 2015|BJN39, Spirst, Koiba, Fernosuar \ Mentioned Only: Fuujin, Aerodrome, Cenizas, evmaxy54, GingerGaymer
N/A|TBA|TBA

Never finished tho cri.

It's all here
http://smashboards.com/threads/zeldaganda-raid-log-and-sass-depository.392384/

Be warned page 1's sass levels crash mobile.

 

[SBphiloz4]

Yew mean these?

@ SBphiloz4 's Zelda Social FanFic "Smashboards Stamina Games: Gorl Edition"
Each chapter can actually be reached by going to any of the links, but direct links are provided anyways. I also thought it'd be neat to include publish dates, b/c REASONS. - BJN

Chapter Link|Publish Date|Featured Users
Chapter 1 |May 7, 2015|Koiba, CWBanjo, Fernosuar
Chapter 2 |May 9, 2015|BJN39, Spirst, Koiba, Fernosuar \ Mentioned Only: Fuujin, Aerodrome, Cenizas, evmaxy54, GingerGaymer
N/A|TBA|TBA

Never finished tho cri.

It's all here
http://smashboards.com/threads/zeldaganda-raid-log-and-sass-depository.392384/

Be warned page 1's sass levels crash mobile.

LAST PUBLISH DATE MAY 9TH DYING

WHY HAVEN'T I CONTINUED THIS SMH IF I MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER NOW THE GAP WILL BE SO NOTICEABLE OMG

 

[McKnightlíght]

I'd only do it for the absurdity and you know it.

We really need something like Ryu and Luma though, or perhaps.....Ike and Luma?!

You shut your dirty ***** moth you vile scum!

 

[Phenomiracle]

You really don't see the problem with a 13 year old girl running around in this?

Nope, there's nothing wrong.

On pure principle of preserving artistic integrity, nothing should censored. That's a basic principle that all localization teams try to abide by to the best of their ability. Though "Beloved Makers of Mario stir controversy with 13-year-old in a bathing suit" makes for a terrible PR headline (and it shouldn't), so that decision is understandable.

Removal of the bust slider? Unacceptable, its removal only furthers the narrative that breasts can't be anything but sexual, they're a slap in the face for females who'd like to self-insert. Its removal doesn't do anything to benefit, simply because the feature itself doesn't harm the game. It wouldn't change the ESRB rating, it wouldn't do a dent on sales (if anything, it might help it), all it does is annoy those who wanted the feature.

Lin's bikini doesn't bother me, the removal of bust slider does annoy me, but I'm far more upset with localization directly messing with the theme of the game. BLADE had a perfect Japanese acronym (Beyond the Logos Artificial Destiny Emancipator, directly ties a fatalistic theme to the game), and removing religious references is just staining the story. Absolutely unacceptable. Yes, we know that it's due to an archaic policy they've stick with. It's one they should do away with if they want to appeal to the hardcore.

Nintendo's position on being as politically correct as possible forces them to take some pretty brainless decisions. It's funny, considering how they promised that nothing would be changed/censored in this game.

 

[Lorde]

shut your dirty ***** moth

what did the moth do to you?

look what you did

 

[BJN39]

LAST PUBLISH DATE MAY 9TH DYING

WHY HAVEN'T I CONTINUED THIS SMH IF I MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER NOW THE GAP WILL BE SO NOTICEABLE OMG

DO IT ANYWAYS GORL PLS.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Well now I'm a livid flower!

 

[r_greening1]

Well now I'm a livid flower!

Spoiler: That's DREadful!!

does anyone even remember this?

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Hyrule Warriors Zelda is better than Twilight Princess Zelda...

 

[McKnightlíght]

Has everyone gone ********?!

 

[Koiba]

Hyrule Warriors Zelda is better than Twilight Princess Zelda...

But HW Zelda is actually good and not tr4sh and ban worthy

 

[Kofu]

McDonalds is kinda like

Very easy to access and use, has some cheap tactics (cheap = both definitions), and very recognizable.

Too bad most of the time you would rather go for another store/character. Oh, and you are notorious for being bad.

something something looks out of shape when running

I want to see a Ronald McDonald skin for Ganon once we get Wii U hacking down.

I fought someone last night on FG who was really bad. He would roll to the edge, dodge, and use predictable strategies (usually like throwing me off the stage repeatedly). When he used Mario I bodied him twice with Dedede. The only time he won was when I killed myself by accidentally Tatsumaki-ing the opposite direction.

 

[Mr. ShinyUmbreon]

Has everyone gone ********?!

uhhh, TMNTSSB4 has '

 

[TMNTSSB4]

But HW Zelda is actually good and not tr4sh and ban worthy

uhhh, TMNTSSB4 can relate to you. '

Somebody's mad...you...that's you who mad(saying weestling's fake won't save you forever.

 

[Mr. ShinyUmbreon]

Somebody's mad...you...that's you who mad

u wot m8, i'm untriggerable

(saying weestling's fake won't save you forever.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
People actually think that WWE is real!

 

[TMNTSSB4]

u wot m8, i'm untriggerable

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
People actually think that WWE is real!

There's also more I can show if you're still...unenlightened about wrestling.

 

[Rizen]

WWE is not real?!!

Hyrule Warriors Zelda is better than Twilight Princess Zelda...