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[McKnightlíght]

you'd have more friends if you stopped possessing people

Did Spritzee possess you recently?

 

[Space Stranger]

sometimes Falcon

Now you have to die. Beware, I am trained in gorilla warfare and have confirmed count of 300 kills.

You're dead, kiddo.

 

[Antonykun]

Did Spritzee possess you recently?

yes @Spritzee possessed me so he can sass himself over the internet

 

[McKnightlíght]

yes @Spritzee possessed me so he can sass himself over the internet

Hi Tony

 

[Cenizas]

Hooray for doing vague weekly Social Studies homework late into the night.

 

[Macchiato]

I have decided to waste my 10,000 post here by stating an honest opinion about you gorls:

You are all horrible users with an awful taste in mains. The fact that you are all sticking to such an unviable character is sickening. I have dedicated my 15 month lifespan to converting all of you to the Church of the Falcon but you are all beyond repair.

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[vomits violently for using the trashiest emote on the site]

Brb burning down Church of the Falcon

 

[Antonykun]

I have decided to waste my 10,000 post here by stating an honest opinion about you gorls:

You are all horrible users with an awful taste in mains. The fact that you are all sticking to such an unviable character is sickening. I have dedicated my 15 month lifespan to converting all of you to the Church of the Falcon but you are all beyond repair.

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[vomits violently for using the trashiest emote on the site]

I mean you main Falcon, good taste isn't exactly your forte

 

[Cenizas]

Brb burning down Church of the Falcon

Nice hate crime there Macchi, see you in 10 years.
ENJOY YOUR BAN FROM SOCIETY

 

[Space Stranger]

Brb burning down Church of the Falcon

Amateur.

I did that weeks ago when I let the congregation sample my mixtape.

I mean you main Falcon, good taste isn't exactly your forte

I was going to like this post but that trashy emote reared it's ugly head. The comment is now soiled.

I will waste my like elsewhere.

 

[r_greening1]

Brb burning down Church of the Falcon

IT HAS BEGUN

 

[Antonykun]

I was going to like this post but that trashy emote reared it's ugly head. The comment is now soiled.

I will waste my like elsewhere.

 

[r_greening1]

I did that weeks ago when I let the congregation sample my mixtape.

Spoiler: It was straight fire gorls

15 minutes before I could post this smh gorls

 

[McKnightlíght]

r_greening1 Thanks for encouraging my stupid behavior. @Spritzee Stop letting me down.

 

[Space Stranger]

 

[Antonykun]

is this real life?
http://joshreads.tumblr.com/post/126398501583/at-last-political-campaigning-has-achieved-its

 

[Space Stranger]

is this real life?
http://joshreads.tumblr.com/post/126398501583/at-last-political-campaigning-has-achieved-its

The Democrats have already lost the meme vote anyway.

#YOUCAN'TSTUMPTHETRUMP

 

[Cenizas]

People who use fire as a slang term should go bathe themselves in it, I hardly understand what anyone says anymore. I feel so old.

 

[Space Stranger]

I feel so old.

Relevant:

 

[Cenizas]

Relevant:

No, I'm coralllllllllll.

 

[Space Stranger]

No, I'm coralllllllllll.

Wouldn't it be cooler if we pronounced it like "coraaalll"?

 

[Cenizas]

Wouldn't it be cooler if we pronounced it like "coraaalll"?

I think you mean"corrrrallllle"???

 

[r_greening1]

People who use fire as a slang term should go bathe themselves in it,.

you comin' on to me?

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[Cenizas]

you comin' on to me?

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Ew, you think I'd stoop to your plebian ways when I have Phil wrapped around my toe?

 

[McKnightlíght]

you comin' on to me?

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Is "I feel old" a pickup line now?

I'm not with the times (platonically, just in case)

 

[Chez G.]

I have a few noob questions:

1: What the heck is "secretkpop?"
2: Why BAN~ZELDA?
3: Is this a bad time to arrive? I see some "scrapping." I think.

Spoiler: It was straight fire gorls

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15 minutes before I could post this smh gorls

I don't why, but I dig this.

Guess what came in the mail today?

Spoiler: incoming bad meme

No, but seriously, look at what I got today.

I bought Yoshi at a TRU nearby before I came home today, so no, I didn't import him.

 

[Space Stranger]

Ew, you think I'd stoop to your plebian ways when I have Phil wrapped around my toe?

Live image of the ordeal:

 

[Cenizas]

Live image of the ordeal:

100% fake, I have hooves.

 

[McKnightlíght]

I have a few noob questions:

1: What the heck is "secretkpop?"
2: Why BAN~ZELDA?
3: Is this a bad time to arrive? I see some "scrapping." I think.


I don't why, but I dig this.

Guess what came in the mail today?

Spoiler: incoming bad meme

No, but seriously, look at what I got today.
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I bought Yoshi at a TRU nearby before I came home today, so no, I didn't import him.

You have so much to learn.

1. When you don't have a punchline, throw in a Guaranteed 40~50 likes
2. BAN•ZELDA
3. It's always a bad time when I'm here.

 

[Flavius]

Live image of the ordeal:

 

[Gay Ginger]

@Spritzee

You were right. Happy Home Designer is super addicting. I started playing it for the first time today, and I kept saying "one more house" again and again.

 

[Space Stranger]

You think that way about the content of my posts.

But for me, I call that Wednesday.

 

[McKnightlíght]

You think that way about the content of my posts.

But for me, I call that Wednesday.

That was the worst M. Bison quoting I've ever seen.

You are an ugly person and everyone in your life is sadder because of your existence.




Take notes Chez G. the secretkpop makes this flaming ok.

 

[Space Stranger]

That was the worst M. Bison quoting I've ever seen.

You are an ugly person and everyone in your life is sadder because of your existence.

That's the nicest thi-

 

[Chez G.]

You have so much to learn.

1. When you don't have a punchline, throw in a Guaranteed 40~50 likes
2. BAN•ZELDA
3. It's always a bad time when I'm here.

As if the image macros don't teach me enough.

Live image of the ordeal:

One of my favorite Spongebob episodes. Also...

 

[McKnightlíght]

Space Stranger You are like the worst troll. Why would you let us know you have weaknesses?


I am the truest troll here. You are a just a slight nuisance who can't control himself. I'm the best kind of troll, one who will never get banned.

 

[Macchiato]

That's the nicest thi-

 

[Cyn]

Space Stranger

I'm the best kind of troll, one who will never get banned.

You're wrong. The best kind of troll turns to stone when exposed to sunlight. Do you turn to stone in sunlight? I didn't think so.

 

[Jestar]

1: What the heck is "secretkpop?"
2: Why BAN~ZELDA?
3: Is this a bad time to arrive? I see some "scrapping." I think.

1) If you type "secretkpop" with a : on both ends you get this icon: Think of it as a substitute for the troll face.

2) BAN•ZELDA is basically a meme this thread loves to use.

You can read more about it on it's Know Your Meme page here. Yes, such a page exist.

You can also read this post if you want a more in-depth reason why zelda needs to be banned.

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It's time for this to stop.

Too many innocent people have fallen victim to the terrors of this character. Clearly, with all the rage she gets, this is a major problem in the development of the metagame.

This character has Dthrow into Uair combos, just like everyone else in the game, but as broken as she is, she has even MORE. The versatility that she brings is game-breaking, giving players little room to adapt to new, foreign playstyles. Players no longer feel comfortable holding the shield button given her sheer versatility, giving her a chance to use her Up B for kills as early as 40%. Clearly, someone who can kill an opponent so early while doing moves that are not easily accessible and known to players should not be deemed a fair character.

Other moves such as Din's Spam Fire and USmash are so broken, they deter opponents from playing their A game, increasing sodium levels by 69% while ending the match in both loss and embarrassment for the opponent. A character with such a psychological effect on players is too traumatizing to be considered legal, and is unhealthy for a growing scene of new players. If this character is allowed to continue being rampant, the community would surely shrink considerably due to the fear and detriment of facing her in a possible tournament match.

Finally, customs encourage players to test out new moves that characters can take advantage of. However, this character's most common set is the default 1111 set, indicating how she is a huge misfit in a growing custom move community. Viewers get upset seeing characters using their default moveset, showing a lack of creativity. In a 2-stock, 5 minute environment where the opponent can possibly be scarred and intimidated to fight her, she can easily time out the opponent, leaving viewers with a sour taste after watching 5 minutes of complete domination with no way of ending the matches early.

It's bad for the players. It's bad for the viewers. It's bad for the community.

Every day, For Glory becomes a more toxic place to be in, where this character is so rampant. People such as Mr. Patch have fallen victim to her brokenness, and nothing can seem to stop her.

Unless YOU can put this to an end.

Zelda is a character who will be detrimental to the growth of the community, and must be stopped by any means. By using the "BAN•ZELDA" tag, you are telling Nintendo and Sakurai that this broken character does not belong in this game. If everyone contributes to this cause, soon we can eliminate the plague that is Zelda from this game permanently, and rid of the rude and immature players that use her just to get cheap wins. Then, our community can finally grow and mature, with more diverse custom movesets and easy, accessible Dthrow -> Uair combos, and less timeouts.

With your support, together, we can end this treachery once and for all. Together, we can make this a fun, balanced and engaging game. Thank you.

#BanZeldaFromSm4sh2015

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And if you want a visual example of why zelda should be banned than click here.

3) It's never a bad time to visit this place. What you see is just normal activity for this thread. Keyword being this thread.

 

[McKnightlíght]

You're wrong. The best kind of troll turns to stone when exposed to sunlight. Do you turn to stone in sunlight? I didn't think so.

Dunno, never been outside before.

 

[Space Stranger]

I am the truest troll here. You are a just a slight nuisance who can't control himself. I'm the best kind of troll, one who will never get banned.

Spoken like a true sheltered wannabe.

Everyone knows that low quality posts with the tendency to have mods question your state of mind and intelligence is the best kind! Your achievements mean nothing unless you are suspended from posting.

I await you in Meme Hell, Central Processing Unit 6/2!