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[S.F.L.R_9]

I honestly think Zelda doesn't need to be buffed anymore and that she's now a decent character
[controversy intensifies]

 

[Project Crysis]

THE ZELDA REVOLUTION STARTS NOW!

 

[Antonykun]

dang it @ Project Crysis i leave for a few seconds to plant flowers in my village and you are spamming this thread
I'm watching you

 

[Rickster]

I honestly think Zelda doesn't need to be buffed anymore and that she's now a decent character
[controversy intensifies]

I agree with this (despite what I just said like 5 minutes ago lol).

Maybe I'm going into some sort of mid-smash crisis, lol.

 

[Antonykun]

every game needs a few low tiers

 

[Lavani]

*magically makes myself 18, just to get a salty drink*

Here, I'll have a drink for you.

 

[ZombieBran]

My reasonable wish list of a solid, but very flawed (because her fundamentals will remain) Zelda:

• Less land lag on Nair.
• Nair has bigger hitboxes.
  
• 20 frames of land lag for Lightning Kicks if they must remain laggy af
• D-Smash kills a biT earlier.
  
• Less endlag on Phantom if storable Phantom is out of the question. It should also not have a blatant dead zone for how slow the whole thing is.
• Din's Fire does not cause special fall.

 

[Project Crysis]

dang it @ Project Crysis i leave for a few seconds to plant flowers in my village and you are spamming this thread
I'm watching you
↓

I gotta get Popular

 

[ZombieBran]

But, to be honest, I just expect Sakurai to give us some incremental percent buffs and cut off a few frames of lag here and there.

Edit: Page steal! Here you go;

Spoiler

 

[Antonykun]

I gotta get Popular

now everyone now you're just like farming you uncultured Inferior Zelda main :^)

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Okay, lemme start the prayer off...um...everyone kneel and grab each others hands.

Look at Sakurai's picture, with Zelda's amiibo beside it. Now, lets say the prayer.

But, to be honest, I just expect Sakurai to give us some incremental percent buffs and cut off a few frames of lag here and there.

When he nerfs her instead, i'm writing names.

 

[Berserker.]

If anything, in Vegas I'm suffering from a lack of a reliable water source (due to being Canadian and just abuse water) and having sore feet after walking

This seriously sounds like me

 

[ZombieBran]

Okay, lemme start the prayer off...um...everyone kneel and grab each others hands.

Look at Sakurai's picture, with Zelda's amiibo beside it. Now, lets say the prayer.

I've never prayed before and I'm lost
If she's nerfed it'll be my heretic fault because I didn't offer anything to Sakurai

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Start praying for buffs gorls

 

[Soul.]

The Pikachu matchup is impossible.

Just came to drop that off after encountering an amazing Pikachu on FG.

Enlighten me.

 

[Project Crysis]

now everyone now you're just like farming you uncultured Inferior Zelda main :^)

SSHHHSHH They don't need to know at least I'm a Sheik main so I care for Zelda

 

[Furret]

lighten me.

ok

done

 

[r_greening1]

I would play Ganon 24/7 if that was the case in Melee.

It is pretty.

Too bad it's terrible also, yes.

Gorl Ganon's bread and butter is waveland --> jab. It's also like his only approach that won't get him killed

Sass

Also, your Custom Title is giving me some dirty thoughts gorl.

Also Story Time!!!

Spoiler

So for today, a thing happened that wouldn't be funny unless you were there :^). Also, I got my manager, a co-worker, and myself to begin learning and singing this wonderful song.

While we were getting down like a bunch of Geese suffering extremely severe brain hemorrhages and seizures at the same time, one of the workers decided to video us for her snapchat......... Luckily she only got a few seconds before we realized our life was over. If she posts it, I'll probably show you gorls how bad it was. Btw the dance to this song is a good cardio workout. 10/10 would recommend. Nothing else really notable happened other than that. I do miss the Disney bonding time I had with random people though.

 

[Antonykun]

ok

done

wow that so something a roy main would do

 

[☆Jazz☆]

This seriously sounds like me

No it doesn't. All you do is Bust Hard on Shulk's Monado, as do I.

I've never prayed before and I'm lost
If she's nerfed it'll be my heretic fault because I didn't offer anything to Sakurai

I'm religious, but I don't go around preaching, just because that person is, for example, not religious.

We should offer our virginity time to him.

Start praying for buffs gorls

Screw that. I'll do better praying for your 'thirsty4ike' self, hun.

No, better yet, I should pray fo myself, since i'm so thirsty for Likes these days.

Gorl Ganon's bread and butter is waveland --> jab. It's also like his only approach that won't get him killed


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Also Story Time!!!

Spoiler

So for today, a thing happened that wouldn't funny unless you were there :^). Also, I got my manager, a co-worker, and myself to begin learning and singing this wonderful song.

While we were getting down like a bunch of Geese suffering extremely severe brain hemorrhages and seizures at the same time, one of the workers decided to video us for her snapchat......... Luckily she only got a few seconds before we realized our life was over. If she posts it, I'll probably show you gorls how bad it was. Btw the dance to this song is a good cardio workout. 10/10 would recommend. Nothing else really notable happened other than that. I do miss the Disney bonding time I had with random people though.

What is this even, gorl?

wow that so something a roy main would do

@ FullMoon We need you.

 

[Rickster]

Enlighten me.

Zelda can't do anything. Pikachu can camp her out, or just combo her to death. Pikachu's disjoints can also break through Nayru's (which is one thing other fast chars like Sheik/Fox can't do very often as they have little/no disjoint). He has little lag on anything, making it super hard to get in.

Heck, you can spam QA and she won't ever be able to catch you.

 

[r_greening1]

What is this even, gorl?
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[Soul.]

Zelda can't do anything. Pikachu can camp her out, or just combo her to death. Pikachu's disjoints can also break through Nayru's (which is one thing other fast chars like Sheik/Fox can't do very often as they have little/no disjoint). He has little lag on anything, making it super hard to get in.

Heck, you can spam QA and she won't ever be able to catch you.

I was talking about the Pikachu player on FG lol.

 

[ZombieBran]

I cry when I see Pikachus.

Even scrubby ones are very annoying for Zelda.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

I cry when I see Pikachus.

Even scrubby ones are very annoying for Zelda.

@ Soul. Look. Fresh Bait.

 

[FullMoon]

@ FullMoon We need you.

 

[Rickster]

I was talking about the Pikachu player on FG lol.

Oh. I'm bad at this kind of thing but ok.

They were really aggressive...like they hardly ever rolled. Maybe I was just playing horribly, but they always seemed to know what I was trying to do next. I couldn't ever get in. They definitely knew what they were doing. He even tried to style on me, lol.

That's not much but it's really all I can accurately remember. Tbh I could use more Pikachu MU experience. I haven't fought many.
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So I'm beginning to wonder if I'm just...getting tired of Zelda. She hasn't been that fun to me lately. I might take a long break from her and train up my Roy/Fox.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

We don't need another one of your Greninjis Avatars, but thanks!

Oh. I'm bad at this kind of thing but ok.

They were really aggressive...like they hardly ever rolled. Maybe I was just playing horribly, but they always seemed to know what I was trying to do next. I couldn't ever get in. They definitely knew what they were doing. He even tried to style on me, lol.

That's not much but it's really all I can accurately remember. Tbh I could use more Pikachu MU experience. I haven't fought many.
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So I'm beginning to wonder if I'm just...getting tired of Zelda. She hasn't been that fun to me lately. I might take a long break from her and train up my Roy/Fox.

I recommend taking a small break from Sm4sh.

You will either make the greatest comeback of your life, or you'll fall flat on your face.

 

[Alacion]

Zelda can't do anything. Pikachu can camp her out, or just combo her to death. Pikachu's disjoints can also break through Nayru's (which is one thing other fast chars like Sheik/Fox can't do very often as they have little/no disjoint). He has little lag on anything, making it super hard to get in.

Heck, you can spam QA and she won't ever be able to catch you.

Were you edgeguarded with Skull Bash and Thunder spikes?

It's a really annoying MU for sure but not like ZSS bad I think.

 

[ZombieBran]

I'm actually on a Smash 4 break now.
Getting me some PM

 

[r_greening1]

I'm just...getting tired of Zelda. . I might take a long break from her and train up my Fox.

20XX has consumed yet another ;_______;7
I'll miss you gorl (Just use imagination and have you and zelda in it)

Nice new avi @ Rickster

 

[Rickster]

Were you edgeguarded with Skull Bash and Thunder spikes?

It's a really annoying MU for sure but not like ZSS bad I think.

It's more like they were jumping off the stage and trying to hit me with the "body" hitbox of Thunder.

I was playing pretty badly though, now that I think about it. But they were genuinely a good player. We added each other, so I guess I could always ask for matches to improve.

20XX has consumed yet another ;_______;7
I'll miss you gorl (Just use imagination and have you and zelda in it)

Oh, I'll still be around here. By "break from Zelda' I was meaning not using her for a while.
Thanks for the goodbye though!

EDIT: WOW I COMPLETELY MISSED THE JOKE

Where's that gif of Zelda Utilting the joke away when you need it...

 

[Soul.]

@ Soul. Look. Fresh Bait.

I cry tears of joy when I see Zeldas.

Oh. I'm bad at this kind of thing but ok.

They were really aggressive...like they hardly ever rolled. Maybe I was just playing horribly, but they always seemed to know what I was trying to do next. I couldn't ever get in. They definitely knew what they were doing. He even tried to style on me, lol.

That's not much but it's really all I can accurately remember. Tbh I could use more Pikachu MU experience. I haven't fought many.
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So I'm beginning to wonder if I'm just...getting tired of Zelda. She hasn't been that fun to me lately. I might take a long break from her and train up my Roy/Fox.

That's fine man. I see.
Maaaaybe you're just better off using those two and leave Zelda for fun.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

I'm actually on a Smash 4 break now.
Getting me some PM

For some reason, playing HW increases my aggression speed on Sm4sh.

Look at me naw, Sakudork.

 

[ZombieBran]

I should play some HW. It's great fun with someone by your side, even with the frame drops.

 

[Rickster]

That's fine man. I see.
Maaaaybe you're just better off using those two and leave Zelda for fun.

That's....that's high treason!

Nah I can't stop maining her. Just gonna take a break from her. Besides, my secondaries need some improvement badly. Let's just say that my odds of winning against a Sheik are actually better as Zelda, lol.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

That's....that's high treason!

Nah I can't stop maining her. Just gonna take a break from her. Besides, my secondaries need some improvement badly. Let's just say that my odds of winning against a Sheik are actually better as Zelda, lol.

My TL used to be great.

6 months later, all is lost.

 

[UkeNicky]

What's all this talk, praying for buffs?
Is there a patch coming I don't know of?

 

[Project Crysis]

wow that so something a roy main would do

So something I would do lol

 

[ZombieBran]

I wish zelda wasnt unplayable garbage, shes cute and I wanna play her B)

Play her anyway

You might lose your sanity over time but it's worth it just for Zelda's perfectly sass-filled victory animations and taunts.