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[☆Jazz☆]

Well it looks like this is my 1000th post.

Hooray for me!



I had a feeling you still were.

Here it is!

Yaaay! xD.


Lemme just get your rewards! http://t08.deviantart.net/I8dubQ_or...eldamelee::zeldamelee::zeldamelee::zeldamelee:

 

[McKnightlíght]

Yaaay! xD.


My 1,005 post will still be remembered in the hearts of many, no?

Oh yeah sure...

What was your name again?

You seem like a kelsi...

 

[SBphiloz4]

Watching grown up men reacting to fatalities is the best tbh

Then after seeing all those react videos make you (unfortunately) a little bit more accustomed to the gruesomeness and you can handle it a bit better. :^(

 

[Gay Ginger]

The only Mortal Kombat game I play is MK3 for the Genesis, and it's so cheesy it's funny.

I also suck, so my strategy is to spam projectiles and punches as people come at me. In case you couldn't tell, I've never beaten even the easiest difficulty setting :D

I also think the new fatalities are funny though. They remind me of the Final Destination movies, which are also funny lol.

 

[McKnightlíght]

I can take fatalities because they are just so corny and ridiculous, but I have a hard time with movies like "Super" starring Rainn Wilson. That movie actually gets to me.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Oh yeah sure...

What was your name again?

You seem like a kelsi...

My name is Kelsie, so..

 

[Gay Ginger]

I can usually handle most things pretty well, but one movie that gets me every time is Quarantine 2.

During one part, a guy goes to give himself a rabies shot but he does it with a long a** needle through his eye, and it shows him slowing injecting it into his eyeball. I scream every time.

 

[2004Zilla]

The only Mortal Kombat game I play is MK3 for the Genesis, and it's so cheesy it's funny.

That's the one where opponents blow up into a multiple arms and legs after you perform the fatality, right? lol

 

[McKnightlíght]

I can usually handle most things pretty well, but one movie that gets me every time is Quarantine 2.

During one part, a guy goes to give himself a rabies shot but he does it with a long a** needle through his eye, and it shows him slowing injecting it into his eyeball. I scream every time.

Well that's not aimed as humor right? Just pure horror. That kind of stuff is on a different level.

I could never watch Quarantine 2 after I watched the first Boreantine movie.

 

[S.F.L.R_9]

Idk how people can stand fatalities. It's so disgusting and morbid like why??? They're so unnecessary too. I don't get people being able to handle it because of the whole "over the top comical" thing either bc I've played Bayonetta and that game is SO violently over the top but I still feel uneasy killing enemies. Any hint of morbidness bothers me though so I guess that's why.

 

[Jestar]

Yaaay! xD.


Lemme just get your rewards! http://t08.deviantart.net/I8dubQ_or...eldamelee::zeldamelee::zeldamelee::zeldamelee:

After all the prizes and rewards I give out for internet wining posts, it's nice to get some rewards myself.





Also that links broken...

 

[McKnightlíght]

Idk how people can stand fatalities. It's so disgusting and morbid like why??? They're so unnecessary too. I don't get people being able to handle it because of the whole "over the top comical" thing either bc I've played Bayonetta and that game is SO violently over the top but I still feel uneasy killing enemies. Any hint of morbidness bothers me though so I guess that's why.

Different people like different things. I don't know how you can stomach playing as trash Purple Zelda but you do it somehow.

 

[Gay Ginger]

Well that's not aimed as humor right? Just pure horror. That kind of stuff is on a different level.

I could never watch Quarantine 2 after I watched the first Boreantine movie.

It's supposed to be horror, but that's literally the only part that's scary or too grotesque. It's not even that bad, but I'm squeamish about damage to eyes. I can watch Olympic Pain Competition but not a needle through an eye.

Idk how people can stand fatalities. It's so disgusting and morbid like why??? They're so unnecessary too. I don't get people being able to handle it because of the whole "over the top comical" thing either bc I've played Bayonetta and that game is SO violently over the top but I still feel uneasy killing enemies. Any hint of morbidness bothers me though so I guess that's why.

I guess you aren't as desensitized to violence as much as me. That's good. Keep your pure soul lol.

 

[Furret]

Oh yeah sure...

What was your name again?

You seem like a kelsi...

My name is Kelsie, so..

welp mystery solved

I can usually handle most things pretty well, but one movie that gets me every time is Quarantine 2.

During one part, a guy goes to give himself a rabies shot but he does it with a long a** needle through his eye, and it shows him slowing injecting it into his eyeball. I scream every time.

I really didn't need that mental image

 

[McKnightlíght]

I can't look at someone with red eyes without tearing up. Stupid sympathetic crying....

 

[Berserker.]

Idk how people can stand fatalities. It's so disgusting and morbid like why??? They're so unnecessary too. I don't get people being able to handle it because of the whole "over the top comical" thing either bc I've played Bayonetta and that game is SO violently over the top but I still feel uneasy killing enemies. Any hint of morbidness bothers me though so I guess that's why.

I guess some people (like myself) see things differently when it comes to fatalities. For me, I think it's cool if done right. Sometimes though, I can get disgusted but eh. Whatever.

 

[2004Zilla]

It's supposed to be horror, but that's literally the only part that's scary or too grotesque. It's not even that bad, but I'm squeamish about damage to eyes. I can watch Olympic Pain Competition but not a needle through an eye.

Is Quarantine 2 the one where they're at an airport?

 

[Gay Ginger]

Is Quarantine 2 the one where they're at an airport?

Yes!

Both of the movies are so bad but I watch them both at least once a year with my friends. It's an important ritual.

Same with Jeepers Creepers. I rewatch them multiple times a year xD

 

[McKnightlíght]

Oh @ Nammy12 how I wish I had your photoshop skill right now

 

[Jestar]

There we go.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

I can't look at someone with red eyes without tearing up. Stupid sympathetic crying....

Same. When I see someone cry, all I want to do is make that person feel better.

 

[McKnightlíght]

Same. When I see someone cry, all I want to do is make that person feel better.

Oh how sweet and innocent and racist

My crying is involuntary.

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Oh how sweet and innocent and racist

My crying is involuntary.

You wanna settle this in smash, bruh?

 

[kenniky]

GUYS I AM ABOUT TO SLEEP

 

[McKnightlíght]

GUYS I AM ABOUT TO SHEEP

 

[Furret]

night everyone

@ Gay Ginger
you're sick for liking this

I really didn't need that mental image

 

[Jestar]

She is trying to intimidate us!

.......and it's working.

"What's the matter scared?"

Kinky.

Beautiful.

That's another internet win with just 1 word.
Rewards:

 

[☆Jazz☆]

night everyone

@ Gay Ginger
you're sick for liking this

Goodnight! <3

 

[Nammy12]

Oh @ Nammy12 how I wish I had your photoshop skill right now

Are you trying to use reverse psychology again?


Also, all this Mortal Kombat talk makes me wonder how it would be if teachers started using as a tool for teaching about the human body.

"Now students, what part of Sub-Zero's body is Scorpion ripping out?"
"The small intestine, ma'am."

I think I need some sleep.

 

[Jestar]

My name is Kelsie, so..

Nice to know.

First time I've seen that name written like that so bonus points for you!

Same. When I see someone cry, all I want to do is make that person feel better.

I must be a cruel person if I get annoyed when I see people cry.

 

[JigglyZelda003]

anyone up for some wifi tonight?

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Welp.

It was really dumb of me to post that gif to CPU3 earlier. I just wanted Senpai to notice me, and I tried too hard for it. It wasn't even funny to begin with. Idc if i'm african american, that was a shock that could never be forgotten. I apologize for the rudeness Socializers (and mods). IWith that, I'm not racist, even though that's what it seemed like. Geez, the King would be disappointed. Me = dramatic :-X

Nice to know.

First time I've seen that name written like that so bonus points for you!

Yay

 

[Jestar]

Welp.

It was really dumb of me to post that gif to CPU3 earlier. I just wanted Senpai to notice me, and I tried too hard for it. It wasn't even funny to begin with. Idc if i'm african american, that was a shock that could never be forgotten. I apologize for the rudeness Socializers (and mods). IWith that, I'm not racist, even though that's what it seemed like. Geez, the King would be disappointed. Me = dramatic :-X

Good to see apologies I suppose.

I lost all my magic power trying to read it though.

Who's this senpai? And you're african american?

 

[☆Jazz☆]

Good to see apologies I suppose.
I lost all my magic power trying to read it though.

Who's this senpai? And you're african american?

Yeah.

Find a bed and hop in. Your magic meter and health bar would be recharged by daylight!

Uh..., and yes sir

 

[Rickster]

Do you guys wish Zelda could still turn to Sheik?

I used Sheilda a lot in Brawl, so I wouldn't mind. Sheilda would be awesome in this game.

As for the Phantom talk, I actually use it semi-successfully in my playstyle. Problem is that I don't really know how to explain how I use it...so basically this was a pointless sentence.

 

[Jestar]

Yeah.

Find a bed and hop in. Your magic meter and health bar would be recharged by daylight!

Uh..., and yes sir

I know a lot about you now.

I think I'll just drink a blue potion instead.

Only takes 3 seconds max to fully recharge.

I thought of something questionable when I read that first sentence anyway...gotta get that part of my mind fixed.

 

[|ven|]

I was summoned. Hi. Why was I summoned o 3o​

 

[☆Jazz☆]

@r_greening1 catching up on what you miss, hmm?

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I was summoned. Hi. Why was I summoned o 3o​

You are the best Zelda player here. *bows* I could learn alot from you.

cute gif, btw.

I know a lot about you now.

I think I'll just drink a blue potion instead.

Only takes 3 seconds max to fully recharge.
I thought of something questionable when I read that first sentence anyway...gotta get that part of my mind fixed.

Get that part fix'd, pronto.

What did you think of, anyway?

 

[|ven|]

@r_greening1 catching up on what you miss, hmm?

You are the best Zelda player here. *bows* I could learn alot from you.

cute gif, btw.

Get that part fix'd, pronto.

What did you think of, anyway?

omg aw stap ;o; I'm just a fellow animal lover/Zelda Main​

 

[Trieste SP]

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I was summoned. Hi. Why was I summoned o 3o​

Someone asked who was the best Zelda here. I said it was you. Apparently he wanted to challenge you on 3DS.