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they actually do chase you

theyre also found all over australia

oh we also have taipans which are one of the deadliest snakes in the world that chase you

enjoy australia :secretkpop:
And lots of sharks to eat you for when you jump in the ocean. You know, to get away from the spiders and snakes lol. In all serious I can't say my home is any better, in terms of danger anyways. We have over 90 gangs recognized by the FBI :ohwell:
 

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Yeah, australia is safer crimewise because everyone is busy fighting off the dinnerplate sized spiders and snakes.

:secretkpop:
 

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Don't laugh please.

Heliolisk @ Assault Vest
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Timid (or Calm) Nature
- Parabolic Charge
- Hidden Power
- Dark Pulse
- Hyper Voice

Eelektross @ Expert Belt
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Fire Punch
- Drain Punch
- Protect

Thundurus-Therian (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Discharge
- Protect
- Thunderbolt

Zapdos @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Tailwind
- Roost
- Thunderbolt
- Heat Wave

Lanturn @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Soak
- Discharge
- Scald/Surf
- Volt Switch

Electivire @ Shuca Berry
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EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
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mono electric? ah
wait what does monotype work in VGC
 

Fernosaur

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Yeah, australia is safer crimewise because everyone is busy fighting off the dinnerplate sized spiders and snakes.

:secretkpop:
Having lived through the drug wars in Mexico for the past five years, I can definitely tell you I'd much prefer "battling" spiders and snakes on a daily basis than fearing to go out because some madman could open fire or throw a grenade at you for no apparent reason.

I actually find the whole "every animal here is deadly" thing kinda exciting tbh. That's the main reason I wanna live in Australia for some time.

That and ostrich riding.

Yes, ****ing ostrich ridingggg

 

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Yeah I've always wanted to ride the modern day equivalent of a Gallimimus.
 
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Having lived through the drug wars in Mexico for the past five years, I can definitely tell you I'd much prefer "battling" spiders and snakes on a daily basis than fearing to go out because some madman could open fire or throw a grenade at you for no apparent reason.

I actually find the whole "every animal here is deadly" thing kinda exciting tbh. That's the main reason I wanna live in Australia for some time.

That and ostrich riding.

Yes, f*cking ostrich ridingggg

OMG, I remember riding ostriches a long time ago. Good times. I wonder if I should visit there soon.
 

KuroganeHammer

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Having lived through the drug wars in Mexico for the past five years, I can definitely tell you I'd much prefer "battling" spiders and snakes on a daily basis than fearing to go out because some madman could open fire or throw a grenade at you for no apparent reason.

I actually find the whole "every animal here is deadly" thing kinda exciting tbh. That's the main reason I wanna live in Australia for some time.

That and ostrich riding.

Yes, f*cking ostrich ridingggg

There aren't really that many dangers here, sorry to disappoint =P

Like, ok yeah Funnelwebs and Taipans might chase you if you really piss them off, but for the most part the large spiders that wander into homes are harmless.

There are some exceptions occasionally.

https://sleepinginsomniacs.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/australia-spider-eats-birds.jpg
https://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/australia-spider-welcome.jpg
(My personal favourite: ) http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/australia-spider.jpg
 
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Fernosaur

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Yeah I've always wanted to ride the modern day equivalent of a Gallimimus.
I knew YOU'D understand <3 <3

OMG, I remember riding ostriches a long time ago. Good times. I wonder if I should visit there soon.
I hate you for having fulfilled one of my life long dreams ;_;

There aren't really that many dangers here, sorry to disappoint =P

Like, ok yeah Funnelwebs and Taipans might chase you if you really piss them off, but for the most part the large spiders that wander into homes are harmless.

There are some exceptions occasionally.

https://sleepinginsomniacs.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/australia-spider-eats-birds.jpg
https://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/australia-spider-welcome.jpg
(My personal favourite: ) http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/australia-spider.jpg
Oh I know it's not as deadly, hahahaha, if it actually was 80% deadly I wouldn't actually want to go there. I'm just really interested in fauna in general, so I'm more like... I wanna see the endemic animals that inhabit Australia mostl. Koalas, kangaroos, wombats, cassowaries, etc, etc. It's less the danger and more the exotic species. The fact that everything is poisonous just makes it kind of a thrill plus tbh.
 

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S.F.L.R_9

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There aren't really that many dangers here, sorry to disappoint =P

Like, ok yeah Funnelwebs and Taipans might chase you if you really piss them off, but for the most part the large spiders that wander into homes are harmless.

There are some exceptions occasionally.

https://sleepinginsomniacs.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/australia-spider-eats-birds.jpg
https://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/australia-spider-welcome.jpg
(My personal favourite: ) http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/australia-spider.jpg
AUSTRALIA SPIDERS EATS BIRDS

 
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Hey man, the only spider I'm cool with is Spider-Man! He takes one for the team by dating a ginger! What a hero!
 
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Fernosaur

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From an article called "37 Pictures That Prove Australia is the Craziest"

is Australia even real
To be fair pythons aren't THAT dangerous if handled properly, since their bite is relatively harmless. They kill their prey by wrapping them and suffocating them so as long as you handle them properly there should be no reason for that to happen! c:

Then again.

 

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To be fair pythons aren't THAT dangerous if handled properly, since their bite is relatively harmless. They kill their prey by wrapping them and suffocating them so as long as you handle them properly there should be no reason for that to happen! c:

Then again.

That's awful!

I freakin hate modern art.
 

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To be fair pythons aren't THAT dangerous if handled properly, since their bite is relatively harmless. They kill their prey by wrapping them and suffocating them so as long as you handle them properly there should be no reason for that to happen! c:

Then again.

"Pythons aren't that dangerous"
[POSTS PICTURE OF A PYTHON SQUEEZING A 2000 FOOT LONG SPIDER TO DEATH]
actually is that even a spider
it looks more like a radioactive death weapon
 
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