You're Banned! And I'm still alive and kicking after all these years!

[Jonkku]

Banned for saying that "some of [your postcount] was from forum games" when Forum Games don't even give post count.

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Banned because that's the harsh truth.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for white lies.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for white noise.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for phone lines of the dead.

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Banned for seances.

 

[Leaf.]

Banned for using a word I don't understand.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for lack of knowledge.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned for the Premium Membership that I wish I had.
edit: Banned for cowboys

 

[Leaf.]

Banned for not being premium.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for rubbing it in.

 

[Leaf.]

Banned for being so salty about it.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Banned because I feel left out because of it.

 

[Leaf.]

Banned because you should get it, then.

I'm gonna go post in the /dr/ now.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for posting somewhere else.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Banned by the decree of the ROFL, save a W.A.F.F.L.E. foundation

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You have the honor of being banned by my first ban using my new computer.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Banned for gross misuse of technology that is prime, Optimus Prime...

 

[Leaf.]

Banned for...

Oh my god it's Smitty Werber Jaeger Man Jensen. Number 1.
/starstruck

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for suprise.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for taking advantage of someone lowering their defense after being surprised.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for long statement.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for doing that! That-that-that thing you always do!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for stutter.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because you know who else stuttered? Scatman, that's who.

 

[ranmaru]

Bannned. Thats it man.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned cause if the Scatman can do it so can you.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for the scit-scat-widdly-diddly-doo-daa.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Do-wap, do-doo-wop banned.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Banned for having 3D glasses.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because it's not gonna change anytime soon. WOOHOO!

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Banned for recognizing the importance of distracting your foes, while you secretly plan your evil takeover of the LULZ of Smashboards.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned for most likely being nowhere near taking over Smashboards.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Banned for breaking the streak.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because I TOOK OVER THE LULZ OF SMASHBOARDS WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING! HA!

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Banned because the prophecy is complete!

 

[Clownbot]

Banned for being #1.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Banned for being a number after 1.

 

[smashfan666]

banned for being a number after a number after 1.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because IT DOESN'T MATTER.