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Wario Wario Wario

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Cool.

HWYR if the Mii costumes with Waluigi's challenger pack were:

Geno (gunner)
Angry Birds (hats, 6 for the price of 1)
Hat Kid (swordfighter)
PaRappa (brawler, applies a flattening effect)
Kratos (swordfighter, doesn't have a hat but instead his headgear applies a fully white body with the red stripe)
Bubsy (deluxe brawler, comes with "War of the Woolies" song)
 

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Cool.

HWYR if the Mii costumes with Waluigi's challenger pack were:

Geno (gunner)
Angry Birds (hats, 6 for the price of 1)
Hat Kid (swordfighter)
PaRappa (brawler, applies a flattening effect)
Kratos (swordfighter, doesn't have a hat but instead his headgear applies a fully white body with the red stripe)
Bubsy (deluxe brawler, comes with "War of the Woolies" song)
Ehhh...

HWYR if Castle Dedede was a stage, and this is how it went:
Aesthetically based on its appearance in Kirby: Star Allies (2018)

Layout: Above the floor are two platforms on the upper left and right and a central platform in the middle.

Gimmicks and Hazards: Three of the four normal bosses from Kirby’s Dream Land, as well as a boss from Kirby’s Adventure, appear every now and then from a door in each corner of the stage.

-Whispy Woods appears from a door on the bottom left, appearing only on the bottom while his leafy half appears through one of the two upper platforms. As always, he blows air out of his mouth (2%, small knockback) and throws apples at the fighters (5%, small knockback); the apples can sometimes bounce off the central platform.

-Lololo and Lalala appear from a door on the top left. Each one appears on two opposite corners of the castle, pushing giant blocks to push fighters towards the blast zone. The central platform expands and gets moved in between the two top platforms.

-Kracko appears from a door on the bottom right. He shoots two electric beams around his eye (11% each, OK knockback) and summons a Waddle Doo to shoot a weaker beam (7%, small knockback). The central platform completely disappears when Kracko’s on screen.

-Paint Roller appears from a door on the top right, and each door turns into a drawing board on an easel. Paint Roller rolls around on his skates, drawing up items and throwing them onto the battlefield. He can bump fighters as he’s rolling along (6%-8%, OK knockback) without even flinching.


Music: All the Kirby series music.

Main Theme: Mt. Dedede (Kirby’s Dream Land; New Remix)
Alt. Theme: King Dedede’s Theme (for 3DS/ Wii U)

Battlefield/Ω Form: The Ω form is the floor of the castle. The Battlefield form platforms are based on the central platforms.
 

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We were on the verge of Modern Kirby greatness. We were this close.

HWYR if all 6 DLC trailers were fake-outs of popular base game requests just like Spring Man?
 

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We were on the verge of Modern Kirby greatness. We were this close.

HWYR if all 6 DLC trailers were fake-outs of popular base game requests just like Spring Man?
It'd probably get old real fast.

HWYR if Lucina's Classic Mode was about traveling to different time periods? Like this:

Round 1: Dark :ultyounglink:x6 (horde battle) on Arena Ferox (Prelude (Ablaze))
Round 2: Giant :ultyoshi: on :distantplanet: (Fossil Falls)
Round 3: :ultkrool: on :pirateship: (The Great Sea / Menu Select)
Round 4: :ultcorrin::ultcorrinf: on Suzaku Castle (King Dedede's Theme (for 3DS/Wii U)
Round 5: Giant :ultrob: on :porttown: (Marionation Gear)
Round 6: Dracula
Final Round:
:ultmarth: on Coliseum (Omega) (Advance)
 

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Wouldn't care. Classic mode bad.

HWYR if there was a trailer where your favourite got an invitation, but they found out the invitation was delivered to the wrong address, and generously returned it to the rightful invitee, Bubsy?
 

Hollywoodrok12

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I'd strangle him.

HWYR if Dyna Blade was a boss in Brawl?
Less mad than if it were Smash 4 or Ult cuz Modern.

Wouldn't care. Classic mode bad.

HWYR if there was a trailer where your favourite got an invitation, but they found out the invitation was delivered to the wrong address, and generously returned it to the rightful invitee, Bubsy?
I know this isn't how the game works, but I'd be absolutely positively enfuriated with everyone involved with Smash or either character.

HWYR if the next Smash game only had 43 out of 86 veterans (half), but each and every one of the newcomers were characters you wanted in?
 

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Less mad than if it were Smash 4 or Ult cuz Modern.



I know this isn't how the game works, but I'd be absolutely positively enfuriated with everyone involved with Smash or either character.

HWYR if the next Smash game only had 43 out of 86 veterans (half), but each and every one of the newcomers were characters you wanted in?
YAY!

HWYR if Master Belch was an Assist Trophy?
 

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Ooh! Awesome, always up for a bit of gross out.

HWYR if the next Nintendo console had an Ultimate port with 10 extra base game fighters, 5 first party and 5 third, made with Sakurai only as a consultant?
 
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Ooh! Awesome, always up for a bit of gross out.

HWYR if the next Nintendo console had an Ultimate port with 10 extra base game fighters, 5 first party and 5 third, made with Sakurai only as a consultant?
As long as the characters chosen are fun to play, I'm good with it.

HWYR if Shadow and Alph were base game Echo Fighters?
 

Wario Wario Wario

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Alph would be awesome, Shadow... no.

HWYR if they did a Terry esque trailer for the Mega Drive, where the invite passes by Axel, Headdy, Ristar, Flicky, Toejam and Earl, and Gilius, before falling into the hands of the Bonanza Brothers?
 

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I never played axel F but I enjoyed the gaming history lesson that Sakurai gave us so pretty interested

All the roster disappears in the night with the exception of :ultdoc::ulticeclimbers::ultmewtwo::ultpichu::ultpokemontrainer::ultsquirtle::ultivysaur::ultroy::ultsnake::ultwolf::ultyounglink:
 
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Alph would be awesome, Shadow... no.

HWYR if they did a Terry esque trailer for the Mega Drive, where the invite passes by Axel, Headdy, Ristar, Flicky, Toejam and Earl, and Gilius, before falling into the hands of the Bonanza Brothers?
UGH.

HWYR if Planet Earthfall from Star Allies was a DLC stage for Bandana Dee's Challenger Pack?
 

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Huh, cool.

HWYR if Dashing Super Guy from the Kirby's Dream Land conmercial made a proper appearance in an official Kirby game?
Eh, cool? HAL is known for taking forgotten things and slapping them back into relevance, so I wouldn’t put it past them.

HWYR if Octotrooper was an Assist Trophy along with Callie and Marie?
 

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Heh, cool.

HWYR if the remaining DLC fighters were all promotions to playable, those being

Waluigi (Assist Trophy)
Kraid (Background character and Master Spirit)
Suicune (Pokeball)
Chibi-Robo (Mii costume)
Kumatora (Final Smash)
 

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Heh, cool.

HWYR if the remaining DLC fighters were all promotions to playable, those being

Waluigi (Assist Trophy)
Kraid (Background character and Master Spirit)
Suicune (Pokeball)
Chibi-Robo (Mii costume)
Kumatora (Final Smash)
UGH.

HWYR if CP7 came with the following costumes:

-Rathalos Armor (:ultswordfighter:; back from Smash 4)
-Sophie (:ultbrawler:)
-Spyro Hat
-Samurai Outfit (:ultswordfighter:)
-Link (Link’s Awakening) (:ultswordfighter:; includes new remix of Ballad of the Wind Fish)
 

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Big oof.

HWYR if both Heavy Mole and Heavy Lobster came back in a new Kirby game as a boss?
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The two combine with each other, like a fusion.
 

Wario Wario Wario

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YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HWYR if Nintendo held a custom stage contest, where 20 custom stages based on games owned by companies already in Smash get fully realised as proper Smash stages, alongside a large monetary reward for all winners?
 

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that'd actually be ****ing sick


HWYR if we got a segata sanshiro mii brawler outfit
 

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Nice, Brawler gets more attention!

HWYR if we got a Fighters Pass with these non-video game characters?
1. Lincoln Loud (The Loud House)
2. Godzilla (Godzilla)
3. Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo!)
4. Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
5. Jotaro (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
6. Thanos (Avengers)
 

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Nice, Brawler gets more attention!

HWYR if we got a Fighters Pass with these non-video game characters?
1. Lincoln Loud (The Loud House)
2. Godzilla (Godzilla)
3. Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo!)
4. Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
5. Jotaro (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
6. Thanos (Avengers)

HWYR if Origami King got a Spirit Event in the future? (Did I already ask this?)
 

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Heh, cool.

HWYR if as a form of apology everyone who brought FP1 before Byleth's announcement was given a second bonus fighter, Dixie Kong, for completely free?
With all due respect, I wish you would stop assuming everyone hates Fire Emblem. I know Byleth had...pretty bda reception, but there are people who legitimately like the series.

Anyways, HWYR if Death was a stage boss?
 

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Would be nice to get some representation.

HWYR if every character had a 4th taunt of them doing the T-Pose?
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He shall assert his dominance to become superior./SPOILER]
 

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Would be nice to get some representation.

HWYR if every character had a 4th taunt of them doing the T-Pose?
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He shall assert his dominance to become superior./SPOILER]
What are you on? And where can I get some?

HWYR if the current stage bosses (Yellow Devil, Metal Face and Dark Lord) became normal bosses in a rerelease and fought these characters in Classic Mode?

Yellow Devil (Mega Man 2 Medley)
:ultchrom:
:ultgnw:
:ultsonic:
(team battle w/:ultmegaman:; Live and Learn)
:ultmegaman: (moved from Galleom)
:ultken:

Metal Face (An Obstacle in Our Path)
:ultsheik:
:ultike:
(Against the Dark Knight)
:ultshulk:
:ultminmin (moved from Galleom)

Dark Lord (Dark Lord)
:ultpeach:
:ultdaisy:
:ultpit:
:ultkingdedede: (The World to Win)
:ultvillager:
:ulthero: (moved from Rathalos; Fighting Spirits - DRAGON QUEST 3)
 

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Would be cool to have more bosses!

HWYR if we got a new Metal Gear stage that has the fighters battling on top of REX and RAY fighting each other?
(Just like those big monster fights!)
 

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Ooh, that sounds super cool!

HWYR if the next Smash game brought back every fighter in Smash history, including the Zelda characters' various depictions, plus 30 newcomers - BUT cut all single player content except Vs. CPU?
 

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Ooh, that sounds super cool!

HWYR if the next Smash game brought back every fighter in Smash history, including the Zelda characters' various depictions, plus 30 newcomers - BUT cut all single player content except Vs. CPU?
Not worth it. Especially not for different more variations of characters who barely have any differences.

On that note, HYWR if Fire Mario was the Mario clone for Melee (instead of :ultdoc:), where all his moves are this:

:GCB:: Rapid Fireball; shoots up to 3 fast but weak fire balls at once.
:GCL::GCR::GCB:: Fire Bar; swings a fiery sword that has 5 uses (each one represented by a spinning fire ball)
:GCU::GCB:: Super Hot Jump Punch; punches opponents multiple times with a fire effect, but with slightly less height.
:GCD::GCB:: Fire Tornado; spins around in a tornado of fire, going up higher when B is mashed.
 

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Might be a bit more difficult to justify, simply because it would be a bit more difficult to tell apart regular and Fire Mario. (on the other hand, Doc is an actual model change)

HWYR if there were Spirit Battles for the Broodals, including Madame Broode? (Larry represents Topper, Wendy represents Hariet, Morton represents Spewart, Iggy represents Rango, and Bowser represents Madame Broode, all of them have Bunny Hoods)
 
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Might be a bit more difficult to justify, simply because it would be a bit more difficult to tell apart regular and Fire Mario. (on the other hand, Doc is an actual model change)

HWYR if there were Spirit Battles for the Broodals, including Madame Broode? (Larry represents Topper, Wendy represents Hariet, Morton represents Spewart, Iggy represents Rango, and Bowser represents Madame Broode, all of them have Bunny Hoods)
That‘d be great!

HWYR if there were Spirit Battles based on certain items that didn’t get any? (Items like the Fire Bar, Bumper, Spiny Shell, etc.)
 

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Would be pretty funny.

HWYR if we got a stage from Uncharted where you fight on top of the truck convoy from Thieves Among Us racing alongside the train with the helicopter and that armoured truck from A Thief's End chasing after you?
 

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Would be pretty funny.

HWYR if we got a stage from Uncharted where you fight on top of the truck convoy from Thieves Among Us racing alongside the train with the helicopter and that armoured truck from A Thief's End chasing after you?
Meh.

HWYR if Dream Palace was a DLC stage in Bandana Dee’s Challenger Pack?
 

Hollywoodrok12

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Meh.

HWYR if Dream Palace was a DLC stage in Bandana Dee’s Challenger Pack?
Great Modern Rep! Would've preferred Another Dimension, tho (why is it all the Kirby ones I react to?)

HWYR if ALL veterans were cut from the next Smash game; it was newcomers ONLY?
 

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Great Modern Rep! Would've preferred Another Dimension, tho (why is it all the Kirby ones I react to?)

HWYR if ALL veterans were cut from the next Smash game; it was newcomers ONLY?
No Mario, no buy. Like, how do you cut the literal MICKEY MOUSE of gaming?

HWYR if we got more traditional Japanese-instrumental remixes (like the Smash 4 version of King Dedede’s Theme)?
 

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(like the Smash 4 version of King Dedede’s Theme)
I found that one to be underwhelming compared to the Brawl version...but maybe that style of music would work better for other songs.

HWYR if Cooking Mama was added to the game?
 
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