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You Wake Up as your Main

TheDuplexDuo

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jan 21, 2008
Messages
323
Location
MerryOl'England
Problem is, Olimar is little over an inch tall.
Awwww... you've crushed my dreams. Thats not a very nice thing to do, in fact thats how Nazi Germany started. So in fact that makes you a commie! And therefore you trying to steal my army! As soon as I get back with my Happy Pills your gonna be invated next!
 

psyniac_123

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 4, 2007
Messages
721
Location
England
Take pictures of myself naked and sell them to some sad 12 year old kids, since I'd be Zamus.

Or go for a morning fly as Pit. And probably fall to my death cos I wouldn't be able to use my wings without practice, I'd think!
 

Kinzer

Mammy
Joined
Jun 2, 2008
Messages
10,397
Location
Las Vegas, NV
NNID
Kinzer
3DS FC
2251-6533-0581
Take pictures of myself naked and sell them to some sad 12 year old kids, since I'd be Zamus.

Or go for a morning fly as Pit. And probably fall to my death cos I wouldn't be able to use my wings without practice, I'd think!
Well that certainly got me thinking on a quick way to make a buck.

It is so sad because some people can't realise it is just a projected image...not real.
 
Joined
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Hammerspace
Awwww... you've crushed my dreams. Thats not a very nice thing to do, in fact thats how Nazi Germany started. So in fact that makes you a commie! And therefore you trying to steal my army! As soon as I get back with my Happy Pills your gonna be invated next!
Yes, that is all I've ever wanted. An army of plant people to live in my house and defeat all of the ants/mosquitos/spiders who dare trespass into my home. Then they can use their victories to multiply themselves. How perfectly symbiotic…

But now that you've figured it out, I have to spend 20$ dollars to buy things to do it the legal way… And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
 

Lord Crumpet

Smash Rookie
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
8
id be like, mahahaha, im a evil invincible warlock, whitch ways hyrule. then after not finding hyrule id fall into a world of drugs and mayhem.
or id be quite worried over being a jackal, but get over it when i can feel the aura!!
or be so manly the universe inplodes
 

Sygmus

Smash Cadet
Joined
Mar 22, 2008
Messages
47
I'd wake up, probably freak out, then I'd look for people to shock. I'd also be wary of pokeballs being thrown at me.
 

kainsword

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jun 1, 2007
Messages
204
Location
LaPorte
I'd wavedash backwards to go where ever I need to go, and start practicing trying to Wavedash -> Shine.

I'd also Firefox and yell out "It's over 9000!"
 

thedobaga

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Sep 28, 2007
Messages
94
Location
Kansas
I would begin my quest for the golden bannanas!
Or cause city-wide power outages!
Or Wonder why I'm wearing overalls and green clothing!

I really need to decide which one is my actual main...
 
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Guest
I'd make my leagues of Pikmin do meaningless tasks just to say that I can.

Or do something useful with my Pikmin and take over Canada just to say that I'll be in teh history books
 

Reddent11

Smash Rookie
Joined
Aug 15, 2008
Messages
20
Location
San Antonio
Id make my own Video game....
Too many Starfoxes and not enough STARWOLF games

then id go out and howl at random people
 
Joined
Jun 6, 2008
Messages
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This time I'll do the honorary bump.
*Bump*
OK, now that that is done…
I'd wonder why I'm a disembodied question mark, without knowing that I am because I have no eyes to see myself in the mirror with. Then randomly switch to other characters and do whatever I feel like doing.

(Sarcasm. I don't really main Random.)
 

MajinSweet

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jun 13, 2007
Messages
295
Location
New York
First and foremost, I would tell Soren things are not working out. Secondly, I would just walk around with my badass cape--always wanted to wear a cape but its hard to pull it off without a giant sword. Then I guess I would just scream ATHER, UEOPEN and AHHHH!
 

Conclusively

Smash Journeyman
Joined
May 30, 2008
Messages
417
Location
Irvine, CA
If I woke up as Lucario, I'd be LOLWUT SPIKES OUT OF MY BODY. D: And then i'll realize I'm lucario and set things on fire with aura. Then i run around spamming d-air and n-air spins. Then i go abuse the crazy range on my forward smash.

If I woke up as Sheik, I would check to see if I was a girl. ): Then i'd go around f-tilt locking people and pissing them off. Vanish gliding off buildings would be fun too. (:

If I woke up as Ike, I would fight for my friends and show no sympathy... then i would use quickdraw and zoom all over the place pissing people off. also, scream AETHARRRRRRRRRRR in public throwing my sword around scaring the hell out of people.
 
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