You Wake Up as your Main

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

I'd beat the crap out of kirby and play basketball with his body.

Until he opens his mouth.

Kirby doesn't care about who you fight for, he cares about how you taste.

 

[TheDuplexDuo]

Problem is, Olimar is little over an inch tall.

Awwww... you've crushed my dreams. Thats not a very nice thing to do, in fact thats how Nazi Germany started. So in fact that makes you a commie! And therefore you trying to steal my army! As soon as I get back with my Happy Pills your gonna be invated next!​

 

[psyniac_123]

Take pictures of myself naked and sell them to some sad 12 year old kids, since I'd be Zamus.

Or go for a morning fly as Pit. And probably fall to my death cos I wouldn't be able to use my wings without practice, I'd think!

 

[MPH Deku]

This thread goes up.

 

[kole1980]

I will make a breakfast, and go to bad again........

 

[Smartidiot]

I would immediately run to my neighbors house and Pk Freeze his ***.

 

[MPH Deku]

I will make a breakfast, and go to bad again........

That certainly narrows down your main.

 

[Kinzer]

Take pictures of myself naked and sell them to some sad 12 year old kids, since I'd be Zamus.

Or go for a morning fly as Pit. And probably fall to my death cos I wouldn't be able to use my wings without practice, I'd think!

Well that certainly got me thinking on a quick way to make a buck.

It is so sad because some people can't realise it is just a projected image...not real.

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

I would dodge roll down the stairs and edgeguard the postman.

Spike him.

GAME!

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Awwww... you've crushed my dreams. Thats not a very nice thing to do, in fact thats how Nazi Germany started. So in fact that makes you a commie! And therefore you trying to steal my army! As soon as I get back with my Happy Pills your gonna be invated next!​

Yes, that is all I've ever wanted. An army of plant people to live in my house and defeat all of the ants/mosquitos/spiders who dare trespass into my home. Then they can use their victories to multiply themselves. How perfectly symbiotic…

But now that you've figured it out, I have to spend 20$ dollars to buy things to do it the legal way… And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

 

[Moy]

I'd tuck my scarf in and Falcon Punch something.

 

[Frown]

The first thing I would notice would be that my line of sight is blocked by my nose.

 

[megamanexev3]

Hide in washroom stalls and snap the necks of whoever enters.

 

[Lord Crumpet]

id be like, mahahaha, im a evil invincible warlock, whitch ways hyrule. then after not finding hyrule id fall into a world of drugs and mayhem.
or id be quite worried over being a jackal, but get over it when i can feel the aura!!
or be so manly the universe inplodes

 

[MPH Deku]

Well that certainly got me thinking on a quick way to make a buck.

It is so sad because some people can't realise it is just a projected image...not real.

Women on the computer = Collection of pixels
Women in real life = Collection of atoms

Is there a difference?

 

[Sygmus]

I'd wake up, probably freak out, then I'd look for people to shock. I'd also be wary of pokeballs being thrown at me.

 

[MPH Deku]

...

Bumpin' Time!

 

[kainsword]

I'd wavedash backwards to go where ever I need to go, and start practicing trying to Wavedash -> Shine.

I'd also Firefox and yell out "It's over 9000!"

 

[BKupa666]

I'd order my Koopas to fix breakfast

 

[nakedsnake]

I'd s@#$ my pants and then wonder where the rest the fighters where

 

[thedobaga]

I would begin my quest for the golden bannanas!
Or cause city-wide power outages!
Or Wonder why I'm wearing overalls and green clothing!

I really need to decide which one is my actual main...

 

[MPH Deku]

Bump No. 27, ATTACK!

 

[doom dragon 105]

I'd wonder why i have the urge to fight fr my friends

 

[choknater]

if i woke up as sheik? i'd probably masturbate

 

[MPH Deku]

Geh, another bump...


About time I make another epic thread, huh?

 

[JCav]

id be pissed im not as hot as zamus

 

[Deleted member]

I'd make my leagues of Pikmin do meaningless tasks just to say that I can.

Or do something useful with my Pikmin and take over Canada just to say that I'll be in teh history books

 

[Reddent11]

Id make my own Video game....
Too many Starfoxes and not enough STARWOLF games

then id go out and howl at random people

 

[MPH Deku]

..........

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

This time I'll do the honorary bump.
*Bump*
OK, now that that is done…
I'd wonder why I'm a disembodied question mark, without knowing that I am because I have no eyes to see myself in the mirror with. Then randomly switch to other characters and do whatever I feel like doing.

(Sarcasm. I don't really main Random.)

 

[Frown]

if i woke up as sheik? i'd probably masturbate

Honesty always works.

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

No. Just no.

 

[MPH Deku]

No. Just no.

No, it's good that people are being honest with themselves.

Would you rather be a pervert or a liar?

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

They can be honest with themselves all they want, but they don't need to tell us about it.

 

[tropewhat]

i do this everyday

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Yay for being incredibly vague. Explain.

 

[MPH Deku]

Yay for being incredibly vague. Explain.

OH MY GOD YOUR TeXT CHANGED COLOR!!!

 

[MajinSweet]

First and foremost, I would tell Soren things are not working out. Secondly, I would just walk around with my badass cape--always wanted to wear a cape but its hard to pull it off without a giant sword. Then I guess I would just scream ATHER, UEOPEN and AHHHH!

 

[Xyz-Chan]

Hm.i guess.I would. Umm.

I would freak out and they would sent me to a mental house....

 

[Conclusively]

If I woke up as Lucario, I'd be LOLWUT SPIKES OUT OF MY BODY. D: And then i'll realize I'm lucario and set things on fire with aura. Then i run around spamming d-air and n-air spins. Then i go abuse the crazy range on my forward smash.

If I woke up as Sheik, I would check to see if I was a girl. ): Then i'd go around f-tilt locking people and pissing them off. Vanish gliding off buildings would be fun too. (:

If I woke up as Ike, I would fight for my friends and show no sympathy... then i would use quickdraw and zoom all over the place pissing people off. also, scream AETHARRRRRRRRRRR in public throwing my sword around scaring the hell out of people.