You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

[o-Serin-o]

"Serin-dipity" made me lose.

And in all actuality, my plan of attack was to wean her off of sex :D

And what would you need pictures for? And why?



...Did I mention I'm talking to another girl?

 

[BSL]

Pics of all of them so we can beat It later.

 

[o-Serin-o]

She isn't ****ing a lot of dudes, but has ****ed one dude multiple times. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[BSL]

Nope. But she probably told you she was an addict so you would take advantage. She probably wants your D.

 

[o-Serin-o]

LMFAO yo, I haven't even explained like the full ****ing situation.

I've been talking to this one girl for about a month and a half now, right. ****'s going alright n ****.

Then ***** #2 comes along with flirtatious ****, I'm down for whatever cuz y'know, a *****'s still single.

Then there's ***** #3 who wants me to take her out to Texas Roadhouse. FAT ***, my *****s. Also a possibility.

Then there's my ex-*****, who wants the ****, but she didn't give it up. But w/e, I still mess with her n ****. She don't know what she wants.



The problem with this **** is that I won't be in the wrong for ****ing ***** #2 cuz I'm still single, but that I've been talking all this sweet **** to girl #1, and if she finds out about all this, I'd look like **** to her. And she's already told me some deep **** about her. So I'm like... ****... I can't get caught with this ****.


I'm not even the player type. **** just comes around like that LOL.

 

[Wretched]

Serin, you don't have to hide.

We accept you for who you are. We've been over this so many times.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Oh yeah, plus ***** #2 wants to have a "talk" tonight in person.



EDIT: LMFAO, **** you Wretched.

 

[Zatchiel]

Yeah, don't take advantage if you are looking for something with the girl you're currently talking to.

Spoiler

That one guy is pretty ****ing lucky. I'd be walking around with a limp if I had what he had.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Yeah, and what makes it even more ****ed up for me is that I planned on asking girl #1 out like 3 days ago.

And now this **** happens. So now... Do I go through with plans or get free ***** from either of said women?

 

[Espy Rose]

This is kinda funny.
Do I lose?

 

[BSL]

Only of you laughed.

 

[Turazrok]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mnUbXOeJaKI

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Serin. Look. You need to learn not to care about people because when you do you end up being hurt.

I don't give a single ****. I'm 22 and I've slept with

Spoiler

46 girls. 39 of them since Aug 2009.

My life is perfect. Aka, just do her. Nike.

Also.

A girl was really drunk the other night, asked if she could crash at my place cause some guy tried to take advantage of her.. we used to see each other and I said of course. Nothin happened between us. But, the point is 2 hours into sleeping she wakes up drunk. Pulls her pants off and takes a Piss in my bed, waking me up.

I then had to wash all her clothes. The next morning she asked me why she was naked and wet.
And how she was going to explain that to her bf.

Thought Yall would enjoy that...

Cause I didn't.

 

[Zatchiel]

God damn it's story time.

Spoiler

I feel as though I should heed Mink's advice about not caring as much.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Bro. It makes everything so much easier. Just don't care until you find someone who goes above what you are looking for. I don't wanna get serious til I'm like 27-28. When I'm living a adult life with a decently stable job. I'm not gonna bring a girl in here when I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

 

[Jane]

unless this chick is screwing dudes instead of working her shift at pizza hut...take advantage my friend.

i'm weak. lmaoooo



careful mink. that lifestyle can get addicting. by the time you're 28 you might now know HOW to wife a girl. not saying its inevitable, just saying, be careful.

 

[Strong Badam]

46? that's 46 too many

 

[BSL]

lmfao, SB youre killing me

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Serin, if you want *****, get as much ***** as you can. If you want relationship, do the thing that would get you one. **** isn't hard man, and it's your choice.

 

[FrozenHobo]

this seems relevant

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Title_2531c8_3737103.jpg

 

[Wretched]

strong gay

 

[Player-3]

this post is a lie

a horrible filthy lie

 

[Zatchiel]

 

[GreenAce]

Esam on NBC?

 

[Player-3]

Esam on NBC?

if by nbc you mean cbs

 

[WEZL]

 

[flantasticflan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8&ob=av3e

 

[o-Serin-o]

Serin, if you want *****, get as much ***** as you can. If you want relationship, do the thing that would get you one. **** isn't hard man, and it's your choice.

Yeah, but I'm the type of ***** that wants to show *****es that all *****s ain't ****.




I'm about to fail that horribly.

 

[Strong Badam]

Serin failing?
what else is new?

 

[Zatchiel]

All of these asterisks are killing me.

3 people I need to chill with before I die: Serin, Mike G, and Mink. Three RANs.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

All of these asterisks are killing me.

3 people I need to chill with before I die: Serin, Mike G, and Mink. Three RANs.

Dude just come to Florida. It's pretty hype over here

 

[o-Serin-o]

Sorry, my mouth is too black for SWF.



Currently, girl #1 is tripping on some **** that I didn't cause, soooooo yeah.


***** #2 is in some depressed *** mood or some ****, I dunno.

***** #3 with the fat *** is at a baseball game. Ahhhhhh!

Ex-***** #4 is still messaging a *****, but ain't doing ****.




Still a toss-up on what I do.

 

[Strong Badam]

you know you're reachin' when u put serin on your 2meet list.
poor zatch

 

[o-Serin-o]

Christ, SB, you sucking me dry, b. Get me outta your mouth, son.

 

[Zatchiel]

Lol SB givin' dome.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

Ylyl, keep it real mode.

 

[Player-3]

Christ, SB, you sucking me dry, b. Get me outta your mouth, son.

**** ***** this made me lagu hso ****ing hard i mean LOL **** ROFL


edit: unrelated to current topic but related to thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QTjmc9RGs8&list=PL02EA552D6274CA90&index=166&feature=plpp_video

 

[theONEjanitor]

im 27 and I still don't give a **** about girls lol

but i've figured out how to be a 'nice guy' and still get laid occasionally. probably not as much as i would otherwise, but enough to keep me going

 

[o-Serin-o]

Oh yeah, something else.


Like two days ago, I went over to my friend's house (that friend is a girl) where my ex-***** was. A ***** got a home-cooked meal. Shrimp n chicken, that **** was great too lol.

Random as ****, but still, that **** was good as hell.

I'm a horrible person. I still ended up ****ing with her. She still acting like she ain't want it doe.

 

[o-Serin-o]

****KKKKKK I JUST LEFT ***** #2'S HOUSE!


AHHHHHHHHHH WE DIDNT ****KKKKKK NOOOOOOOOO!


In actuality I could have completely ****ed her, bit maaaaan, she was all scared n ****, but she was ****ing CRAVING the d, man. You just dont understand ahhhhhhhh! Damn yo!