You know you're too into Pokemon when....

[Zook]

Hey guys, it's the newest game sensation sweeping the PC nation, yup it's the 'You Know You're Too Into Pokemon When...' list! Just post things that, if you say yes to, you may be a bit obsessed with pokemon.

Let's start!

-You wonder why nobody saw an Absol right before a natural disaster.
-You refer to the person you like as 'The one I'd use my masterball on.'
-Your religion is Arceusism.
-You wonder why the racoons aren't running in a zig-zag pattern.
-Whenever someone says 'Ditto' or 'Jynx,' you blurt out 'Magmar!'
-You EV train your pets.

 

[Eight Sage]

LOL!!! And when your play-do looks like Ditto too

 

[pikachun00b7]

Let's start!


-You refer to the person you like as 'The one I'd use my masterballs and super rod on.'

fix'd

Anyway,
-you EV train your pokeman for hours realizing that you altered a stat by like 60.*
-you record your IVs.*
-you play the game.*
- you drink moo-moo milk.*
- you are an only child.
-you named your enemy green.*
-you play the game. *
-you play the game.*
-you play the game.
-you play the game.*
-you play the game.
-you play the game.*

Key:
* =I did it/ doing it soon.

 

[foxandyounglink]

You keep looking down for the time, and to see how many steps youve taken, but nothing is there...

 

[Earthbenderjump5]

ha! on that ditto and magmar thing, i should do that! it amazing! but then i'd be a poke'mon geek! aaahhhhhh! but oh well i don't care! i probably already am one not a real one though, i dont know!

 

[Sheer Cold]

When you hum the pokemon center healing song any time you see "please wait".

 

[Sir Jigsbee]

When you...

-Keep a chart on all your EVs, knowing exactly how much each pokemon gives you..; and cry when you kill a pokemon that gives you an EV for defense when you want speed - ARGH!!!

-Shout at random things like 'Bulba, bulba!'

-more to come! (if i can be bothered, ie no!)

 

[pikachun00b7]

When you...

-Keep a chart on all your EVs, knowing exactly how much each pokemon gives you..; and cry when you kill a pokemon that gives you an EV for defense when you want speed - ARGH!!!

I keep a notebook with all the pokeman's EVs.

Anyway
- You pre-ordered D/P.*
- You main pika/jiggz/M2/pichu on SSBM *
- you had cybersex with jigglypuff. *
- You use your watch to determan if you can breed with your dog.*

Key
*= I already did it.

 

[Zook]

-You put radioactive stones on foxes, hoping it will turn into something different.
-You wonder where all the shiney animals are.
-At nighttime, you stay inside in fear of a Misdrevuss pulling your hair.

 

[leafgreen386]

- You use move abbreviations in place of a natural event's real word when taking notes (ie. EQ for earthquake, or tbolt for lightning)

- When you're doing your biology homework and think "SO THAT'S WHAT THEY BASED THAT THING OFF OF!"

- When you post in this thread.

As of this post, will have done all three.

 

[ss118]

*Sarcasm starts now*

-When you look at your watch for the time.

*Sacrcasm ends now*

Ya'll took all the good ones! T.T

 

[Problem2]

- You use move abbreviations in place of a natural event's real word when taking notes (ie. EQ for earthquake, or tbolt for lightning)

- When you're doing your biology homework and think "SO THAT'S WHAT THEY BASED THAT THING OFF OF!"

- When you post in this thread.

As of this post, will have done all three.

actually, we just learned about Brine in Chemistry lol.

- When you draw on your friend's face with a marker

 

[commonyoshi]

When you start looking into your poketech to see how much your classmates like you.

 

[Sheer Cold]

You walk into peoples houses expecting free stuff.
You go in a zoo trying to battle all the animals because you want to catch em all.
You don't look at people because you don't want to battle them.

 

[Xsyven]

When you get in a fight, you try to summon birds to help you out.

 

[Tin]

When you see your phone number area code (401) and think of Tyranitar's HP and the 5 substitutes it can make.