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you know you spend too much time on the boards when... Quest for the Offifcal SWF Tee

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ChozenOne

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can we attempt to make a shirt like this... it would be soo sweet. it could have that awesome metaknight pic in the upper left corner of the page, and say stuff like:

1. You begin to want to kill people who double post
2. You're afraid moderators will close your topics...
3. Flamers aren't considered to be gay.
4. You have more friends you havn't seen and live atleast a day away from you.
5. You get excited when good people post about you
6. You get angry when you reload and nothing has changed
7. You refer to your friends by their gamer ID's rather then by their "real" names
8. You become attracted to people in positions of power
9. You *pound* everything
10. It doesn't matter what someone says aslong as their from your coast
11. Getting the first post in a topic is more inportant than saying something important

ect. post ideas for more stuff, or tell me what to take off the list...

I'll make the shirts and send them out if we get around 20 that people really like. Mods get them for free if they don't close this topic ;) I'll probably charge around $10 per shirt so i wont make a profit, and the shirts will be pretty cheap.

I also think I'd be cool if we had a pic of the 26 characters on the back (selection screen pics) with the words "you know you spend too much time on the boards when..." and on the front the pic of metaknight, and the words "SmashBoards" like the text under metaknight, and on the front.. post ideas for more "you know you've been.." or shirt ideas. good day sirs

What we have from you...

13. you begin to say random things in conversations just to increase your post count
14. you begin to think random things your friends say in real life should be moved to another forum
15. you make a thread titled: you know you spend too much time on the boards when... (sry i had to )
16. your girlfriend calls you to hang out (w/e) and you make up a lame john telling her your busy helping your mom wash the dishes.
17. when you make these kind of topics
18: when you say "LOL" in real life
19. when you have a shirt saying : My Anti Drug, WAVEDASHING
20. When someone pisses you off, you tell him "Were gonna end it right now! like men! 20$ MM?
21. When you ask a parent, cmon, turn it on the gamers show!
22. When you haven't slept for 2 days
23. When you @$$ is sore from sittin for too long
24. When you say to a friend at school, what the hell, I can't find where it says to PM you
25. When you say flamer to a person at school for asking to repeat a lesson(yes I have done this)
26. When parents say, get a life, you say, I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives
27. When you say to a boy/girl friend, whats your user name rather than asking whats their #number
28: When you are worried about how many PMs you can have in your brain.
29: When you say your way is of a higher tier than their way.
30: You take exploits in the game and turn it into a skilled, heavily practiced technique
31. When people complain you get angry and say "No Johns"
32. You draw a smile face with characteristics to convey your mood at the time when you wrote the message everytime you do something written
33: You always refer to the game as SSBM, and anyone who asks "What's SSBM?" feels your wrath.
34.When u and ur friend race to 500 post to become a smash apprentice
35. You use your sig IRL.
36. You talk about Pros like you know them..
37. When your friend tries to jump over a wall and falls you say "you should have SHFFL'D that dude"
38. When someone throws something at you and you try to powersheild it back at them.
39. When playing football you jump in the air hit the ball with your knee to score and shout to the keeper "show me your moves!"
40. When you dream that your house is on fire so you grab a gamecube controller and use it as a ninja hook,latch it onto the nearest tree and swing out of your window to safety(this happened to me)
41. You imagine Nintendo headquarters is one giant gamecube
42. You try to do adventure mode and get owned cuz you can't use the C stk
43. when ur in a fight and then you say SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
44. When you don't play other games because they "slow you down".
45. When you enjoy more smash vids than porn vids.
46. You spend hours trying to look up peach's skirt
47. You are disappointed for days when you realize she is wearing underwear.
48. When you read "fair" as "foward aerial" rather than "just" in normal conversation.
49: When a friend asks how to do something in real life, you reply "Watch a pro movie, newb."
50. Oh yea...when you used to be obsessed with myspace ...and then you found smashboards....
51. When u do the chu dat pose for every picture u take
52. When u celebrate every accomplishment with yaayyuuhhzzz or *pound*


My picks--->

1. You begin to want to kill people who double post
3. Flamers aren't considered to be gay
4. You have more friends you havn't seen and live atleast a day away from you.
7. You refer to your friends by their gamer ID's rather then by their "real" names
9. You *pound* everything
14. you begin to think random things your friends say in real life should be moved to another forum
16. your girlfriend calls you to hang out (w/e) and you make up a lame john telling her your busy helping your mom wash the dishes
18: when you say "LOL" in real life
19. when you have a shirt saying : My Anti Drug, WAVEDASHING
20. When someone pisses you off, you tell him "Were gonna end it right now! like men! 20$ MM?
24. When you say to a friend at school, what the hell, I can't find where it says to PM you
26. When parents say, get a life, you say, I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives
27. When you say to a boy/girl friend, whats your user name rather than asking whats their #number
31. When people complain you get angry and say "No Johns"
36. You talk about Pros like you know them..
44.When you don't play other games because they "slow you down".
51.when u do the chu dat pose for every picture u take
52.when u celebrate every accomplishment with yaayyuuhhzzz or *pound*

Your Picks------>
18: when you say "LOL" in real life
20. When someone pisses you off, you tell him "Were gonna end it right now! like men! 20$ MM?

ChozenOne Out.
 

cfalcon

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first post!!!!!
13. you begin to say random things in conversations just to increase your post count
14. you begin to think random things your friends say in real life should be moved to another forum
15. you make a thread titled: you know you spend too much time on the boards when... (sry i had to )
16. your girlfriend calls you to hang out (w/e) and you make up a lame john telling her your busy helping your mom wash the dishes.
 

ChozenOne

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cfalcon said:
first post!!!!!
15. you make a thread titled: you know you spend too much time on the boards when... (sry i had to )
lol
cfalcon said:
16. your girlfriend calls you to hang out (w/e) and you make up a lame john telling her your busy helping your mom wash the dishes.
I've totally done this ^_^
 

ChozenOne

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Aiser said:
17. when you make these kind of topics.
you know you like it.. otherwise you wouldn't have posted... just think. a SmashBoards shirt of your very own... (imagines self in superman pose wearing awesome SB shirt)
 

mybi0hazard

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cfalcon said:
14. you begin to think random things your friends say in real life should be moved to another forum
I personally think this is hilarious, because i've thought this same thing in many instances.
 

NDigighost

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20. When someone pisses you off, you tell him "Were gonna end it right now! like men! 20$ MM?
 

avyuir

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21.) When you ask a parent, cmon, turn it on the gamers show!
22.) When you haven't slept for 2 days
23.) When you @$$ is sore from sittin for too long
24.) When you say to a friend at school, what the hell, I can't find where it says to PM you
25.) When you say flamer to a person at school for asking to repeat a lesson(yes I have done this)
26.) When parents say, get a life, you say, I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives :chuckle:
27.) When you say to a boy/girl friend, whats your user name rather than asking whats their #number
 

Zane Fleia

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28: When you are worried about how many PMs you can have in your brain.
29: When you say your way is of a higher tier than their way.
30: You take exploits in the game and turn it into a skilled, heavily practiced technique
 

ChozenOne

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Rock Lobsta said:
if you are selling them for 10 dollars....how are you not going to make a profit....
each individual shirt is probably $8, plus i have to get them printed so that's ink... i might actually lose money. and if i give them away to people on the power rankings and to mods then... yeah. and then i have to order the first batch soo...
HylianLord said:
19. when you have a shirt saying : My Anti Drug, WAVEDASHING

EDIT: (starts refreshing hoping for praise)
I actually like this one alot :)

Here's one...

31. When people complain you get angry and say "No Johns"
 

NDigighost

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32. when you try to chainthrow people (iv'e tried, i only got the peach fthrow chainthrow right, but i got punished (pun intended))
 

Zane Fleia

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Oh, probably. But who knows? I say we have a good amount of material to work with right now as is. And I am sure we are going to get more eventually...
 

Zane Fleia

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I know how THAT is ^_^
33: You always refer to the game as SSBM, and anyone who asks "What's SSBM?" feels your wrath.
 

ChozenOne

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lol at # 33... i hate explaining to the Cheerleaders on my squad what SSBM is. but you have to call it that cause you'all know that people are like "a video game.. but your like 20" *sigh* >_<
 

Pikaville

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37)When your friend tries to jump over a wall and falls you say "you should have SHFFL'D that dude"

38)When someone throws something at you and you try to powersheild it back at them.

39)When playing football you jump in the air hit the ball with your knee to score and shout to the keeper "show me your moves!"

40)When you dream that your house is on fire so you grab a gamecube controller and use it as a ninja hook,latch it onto the nearest tree and swing out of your window to safety(this happened to me)

41)You imagine Nintendo headquarters is one giant gamecube.
 

ACK1012

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#45 You are disappointed for days when you realize she is wearing underwear.
 
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