You know you played smash too much when you.....

[heroicsonic]

You know when you play smash too much when you....

-Push your friend of a building and yell to him "You must recover!"
-Practice wave dashing through your school hallway
-Every time you see a crate you get scared it might explode
-Every time you see a frying pot you say "NO KIRBY PLEASE DONT USE FINAL SMASH ON ME!"
-Your in a hospital bed and you say "My damage meter! its over 9000!"
-While your in a fight you swing a hard punch at him while saying "Falcon PUNCH!"
-You go up to your friend and say "ill own you noob"
-You go to school every day and tell your friends how many days exactly till brawl comes out
- When you try to hit a fly thinking that it is a smash ball

Your turn!

 

[heroicsonic]

bump.........

 

[gunterrsmash01]

you tell give batman to give captain falcon his eyes back

 

[FoulPlay]

...Bumps can be classed as spam on an increase in post count...
And You smash too well when you make stuff like this up.

 

[heroicsonic]

i added one more thing

 

[stace19]

when you kill people for the fun of it
trust me i would know

 

[heroicsonic]

...Bumps can be classed as spam on an increase in post count...
And You smash too well when you make stuff like this up.

Oh i diddnt know thx for telling me

 

[shadenexus18]

Doesn't this belong in the Melee section? *shurgs shoulders* Ok, I'll bite nevertheless.

-when you go to the dojo out of force of habit and realize that Sakurai is still on vacation.

Guilty as charged.

 

[Cocoashadow]

-when you go to the dojo out of force of habit and realize that Sakurai is still on vacation.

Guilty as charged.

Ha, I do that to! I can't get to bed before 11 because of that!

 

[Vaxxaruis]

when everytime u pick up a bat u hit someone hoping to send them flying

 

[stace19]

when ever you have to take pills u throw them at your doctor

 

[The Kirby Kong]

- You visit this website
- You make this thread
- You don't think about anything else

Good enough?

 

[some random guy]

When you bring a crate to school and throw it on the teacher and say ''Be glad it was not an explosive crate''

 

[devious_nucleus]

When you have a length of rope, and throw one end at a wall, hoping it will stick.

Thankfully, I've never tried it. (There's still time till Feb10, though)

 

[Dubyah8r]

you've been in a fight and yelled out: "Falcon PAUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!"

 

[okiyama]

You can Wavedash, SHFFL, Dash Dance etc... without looking.
You still play 64 for the novelty factor.
You put ridiculous charaters for Brawl in your sig.
You have recordings of yourself practicing in training mode.(Coming soon to my youtube channel!)
You are in a crew.
You call people noobs in real life.

 

[G-Rabbit]

I've done the wavedashing in the hallways thing. Funny, as hard as I put my mind to it, I never wavedash.
lol

 

[Stratocaster]

are playing melee and a message pops up and says "you've played 4,995 vs matches! thats one for every penny!"

happened to me today...

 

[lavamage]

Person 1-Hey whats wrong?
Person 2-My girlfriend just broke up with me
Person 1-YOU MUST RECOVER!!!!

As stpid as that was, the only thing stupider is when stupid people say "you make a thread liek this" that is like spamming and it is so overused...come up with somthing more creative

 

[KaptKRool]

Sometimes when I play a character in Melee's actual game, for a second after beginning to play, I expect to use the same control scheme and have all the same moves as in Melee. But then after that second, I remember and go back to normal.

F Zero is crazy to play with smash controls.

 

[shadenexus18]

-your Lazyboy recliner chair has a gargantan imprint in it.
-your body odor is so strong that it makes all of the plant life in your house shrivel up and die.

 

[stace19]

whenever u play soccer u repeatedly say falcon kick

 

[MattTheGameFreak]

Doesn't this belong in the Melee section? *shurgs shoulders* Ok, I'll bite nevertheless.

-when you go to the dojo out of force of habit and realize that Sakurai is still on vacation.

Guilty as charged.

Yeah... Interestingly enough, I go to the Dojo still, despite him being on vacation... >.> <.< >.> 0.0

 

[stace19]

no not interesting

 

[Urb]

You trip and say :"Oops, wrong button".
You use a sheet to try and spin people around
You attempt to jump in the air

 

[stace19]

when you make A post saying you know u play smash too much when you....... jk

 

[jlorde34@yahoo.com]

-whoever comes over your house u ask them " Do U Smash?"

 

[stace19]

i smash some fruit

 

[2007]

-when you go to the dojo out of force of habit and realize that Sakurai is still on vacation.

Guilty as charged.

we have a winner.
=2007=

 

[T.U.C.]

when you try to do a mid-air jump in real life!

 

[stace19]

no im the biggest hater

 

[Mind1stort1on]

When you break you're legs trying to shffl repeatedly in a fight.

When you grab a person and jump off a building thinking that you'll win because they have 1 stock and you have 2.

 

[Frames]

When you try and tech in other games, like when i play Mario or something and he gets knocked down, i'll instinctively try and tech it.

 

[Illyasvel]

When you use your knees on someone's face while saying "YEEES!"

 

[stace19]

when you beat the game

 

[/~Dogma~\]

when you try to practice wall jumping off the side of your house.

 

[stace19]

when you unlock marth

 

[Pyr0]

When you say " Falcon *insert verb/action* " everytime you do something.

Falcon Drive!, Falcon Sleep!, Falcon Wipe!, Falcon Flush!

 

[stace19]

when you play smash too much i win

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

when you brand the icon of your main on your skin
when you try to eat someone in a fight to steal their weapon
when you beat people up and throw trophy stands at them in attempt to get more trophies
when you break your car into 3 pieces after evry time you drive it