Yo Mama

[Indigo Jeans]

Basically, insult the above person's mama with a Yo Mama joke.

OH NO HE DIDN'T

How to make a good Yo Mama Joke:
-Make it short
-Make it witty
-Make it overly exaggerated
-Make it funny

GO

 

[Fuelbi]

Yo mama so fat that jabba the hut said ****!!!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Yo mama's so fat she blocks out the sun.

INDOORS

 

[:mad:]

Ya mom's so fat she got more rolls than *(T.R.D.S.)

 

[Fuelbi]

Yo mama so stupid that sat on her TV and watched her couch

 

[Frank West]

Yo momma so ugly on halloween they put her face in the dough to make monster cookies

 

[Fuelbi]

... that was kinda random...

Yo mama so fat that when god said: Let there be light he said: get out of the way

 

[Deleted member]

yo mama so short you can see her feet in her drivers lisence

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

Yo mama so fat when she went to skool she sat next to everybody

 

[Fuelbi]

... what is that about?

Yo mama so stupid that she posted something random in this thread

 

[Kris121]

I needed a page to edit a set in and i got this one SORRY!

 

[TheD3POD6724]

Yo moma so fat she tripped over B.K. flew over mcdonalds and landed on wendys anyone wana top that?

 

[Fuelbi]

Man that joke is older than I.

Yo mama so ******* that when lightning flashed she yelled: GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!!

 

[SharkAttack]

Yo mama's so fat that when she got on the scale it said "Please get off"

 

[PSIQuasi]

Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped the ground said," Get her off me"

 

[ru5514n]

Yo momma's so old, when she took history, there was no history!

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Yo momma's so dumb she told you a yo momma joke! I win!

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Yo mama so annoying your mom johns are valid.

 

[Shade613]

Yo mama so ugly she could be a modern art master peice(I'm the olny one who would laugh at this)

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Yo mama's so short she tried to commit suicide by jumping off the curb.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wore Guess jeans, an answer came out

 

[ru5514n]

Yo mama's so easy, a caveman can do it.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Yo mama's so old, she married a caveman

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Yo mama's so weird, she creeped Area 51 out.

 

[mars16]

Yo Mama so fat you can use her rolls as a Microwave

One more Please

Yo mama so fat that when She lost her Food stamp card she starved to death.

 

[mars16]

Yo Mama so Hairy that I don't know why King kong took the other girl instead of her.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Yo momma's so stupid when she gave birth to you, and saw the umbilical cord, she said, " It comes with free cable!"

 

[mars16]

Yo mama so fat that you can stratch her stratch marks