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WOW! You're so ****ing Pro!

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Link to original post: [drupal=2317]The winner![/drupal]

I’m not the most enthusiastic person about Brawl so whenever my brother and I play brawl I usually mess around and what not.

Lately I’ve been messing around with Ike (he’s fun) for lulz and I have been beating his characters. I know my brother and he plays to win, dude will camp me and play gay overall. So whenever he rage quits because I win with Ike or a random character I don’t make a fuss about it because I’m not a **** like that it's just a game, life goes on, easy come easy go, you get the idea right?

Now usually before I want to stop (I’m always the one who bets bored first) I want to play a match with one of my mains (Pikachu or Kirby) while he sticks to his roster of characters (ICs, Peach, Diddy and Yoshi) for the final game of our session. So today we play and go through the usual routine of me winning 60-65% of the matches with one last match using one of my mains. So less than an hour ago he went Diddy and I used Kirby. He took a nice lead in the first stock by playing well and using his nanners and what not. Well at about the time I was at 90ish% and he was at 20% he lands a Fsmash and launches me. I DI it and survive (it’s a Diddy smash) the impact. When I recover with Kirby I like to keep a low trajectory (below or at the ledge’s height) in order to be (or feel) safer. By some whim of the though process I air dodge and then realize I’m too low to reach the ledge with the final cutter (what a n00b) so I quit the match before I lose the stock. Bad move. The next thing I hear is the following:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Dude is celebrating the fact that I quit due to a mistake. He starts telling me that I’m mad and all sorts of stuff. He was literally celebrating the fact that I quit a match when he does it all the time at any random point of the match when he’s losing. I bring up the fact that he also quits in Brawl and MKDD (not joking) when he’s losing. He ignores my words and savors his moment of glory. He keeps repeating the word “gay” over and over with one hand in the air and the other one pointed at me. I ignore him and leave the room. The sad thing is that my brother is 17 years old; he should act like someone in his age group. I’m honestly not surprised he doesn’t get any.
*sigh*
Let the idiots have their fun.
Besides I’m 3-0 (3 wins and 0 losses if you dont know what that means) against him in tournament, that’s where it really counts.

Edit: look what I found in this blog
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=247574

I did enjoy your ****ty story. lolz
I give my brother's music (mostly mainstream pop, electronica and some emo stuff thrown in there) a chance every now and then and I dont like most of it, I'll port some of his stuff to my Itunes library if I like it though. The one time he sat down to listen to my stuff (Ska, punk, metal, latin, techno, Jpop and reggae to mention A FEW genres) he didnt like any of it. Dude says my taste in music is too narrow and that his favoite band (reiK) is better than my favorite band (Kung Fu Monkeys [uber cool ska punk band]) because of their selling more albums than my favorite band and whatnot.
*Sigh*
Let the idiots have their fun.
I already hate your brother. You should hit him (in any so way you choose) and say I told you to do it.
I just gave Susa another reason to hate my brother.
 

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Lol. I have a friend just like that (at least he used to be)
He'd quit after he SDed with METAKNIGHT under the LEDGE in FINAL DESTINATION.
And he also said my Wolf was broken when he mained MK.
He's cool now, though. But yeah if anyone quits because of an SD (Unnessacarily, sometimes something so stupid you feel like punching yourself happens lol, like what happened to you) then they obviously don't "play to win" because they give up any chance of winning, and he does that a lot (from what I read anyway)
Your bro is dumb, because he's getting on you once for something he does a lot and you don't get on him when he does it.

BTW I love picking Ike out of random, he's the counter to everything.
When in doubt, pick
Metaknight
Ike.

Edit: change the title to "AND THE WHINNER IS!!!!!!!"
 

.AC.

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wtf your brother is really nice,oooh and i <3 your sig,oooh and bring mkdd to the next weekly,oooh and dont forget to give me a ride this sunday 11:30 at the BK,and dont forget to take your brother to the weekly so we can play mkdd.and loooooool at your brother not getting any
aznchicks
.wtf you are so mean to your nice brother.dont hit him :(


oooh tell me how to make my writing change colors gradually,like from pink to white.
aaaaaaa

nvm
 

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Those are the types of people I try to ignore. Unfortunately he's your brother.

Hit him for me too. Tell him SOLID demands that he pay for his hypocritical sins.
 

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I like how people say he should hit his brother. And from what I gathered, he's like 8. =/

Sadists!
 
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I like how people say he should hit his brother. And from what I gathered, he's like 8. =/

Sadists!
The sad thing is that my brother is 17 years old
You didn't try to gather at all, did you?

Lol, this is easily the most common situation with a 'new' player. I know he's not actually new to the game but I still make out of it he plays like most of us would in april 2008. You shouldn't have quit though, he has a point. It's pretty insulting if people just quit the match on you, without playing it cause they were silly enough to SD AT 90% WHEN THEY WERE GONNA DIE WITHIN 50% ANYWAY. I'd figure you could still bring it back if you tried. That he does it, is no excuse though. Just be the better man.

MAIN POINT: You shouldn't quit if you SD at 90% lol, that's just silly.
 

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In that case clobber him.

But then again is there REALLY any emotional difference between an 17 year old and an 8 year old?
 

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Punch him for me too, will you?

Although I will admit that your reasoning behind quitting was pretty dumb.
 

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Haha, I guess he was just THAT happy he could've won a game? I dunno, but I'd get a lil annoyed if my bro acted like that, haha. My friends are casuals and they make a big deal about beating me, only they don't realize what sandbagging is. As long as you know you're better than him.

And give him a backhand for me :) Nothing wrong with keeping siblings in line
 

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We should make a petition and give donations to you man.
So that you could slap the crap out of your brother for the ones signing, haha.
 

~automatic

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Neko, he knows about MK from playing DSF in this one tournament.

Nah, the thing is that my brother has this thing in his head that says he has to be better than me at everything. That's what it is. Whatever, if it helps him sleep at night that's nice.
 

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Which was my own fault. I was shielding to much, that's MK's best shield poking move. I was also failing to SDI out to pull a grenade.

That was my own fault, he was playing a lot smarter then gay.

Least he wasn't planking me.
 

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DSF doesn't play that gay.

/Just played him last 2 days ago
I was just saying that my bro knows about MK at pretty much the highest level. lol
Where did you play DSF?

DSF doesn't play gay Serin, dude uses 'nado because it's a good tool in any matchup. If you had a great tool for a matchup would you NOT use it?
 

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Serin used to not CG. So I'd say yea, he wouldn't use it. =p

I played DSF at World 1-4, and about a month ago at Geeks 2.

I got 2-0'd at Geeks, then 2-1'd at World 1-4 (I 2 stocked him, then he 3 stocked me twice. lol... all my errors. He's a great player...)

I just need to relearn how to SDI that **** tornado. I took well over 100% game 2 and game 3 from that alone. >.<
 

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Serin used to not CG. So I'd say yea, he wouldn't use it. =p

I played DSF at World 1-4, and about a month ago at Geeks 2.

I got 2-0'd at Geeks, then 2-1'd at World 1-4 (I 2 stocked him, then he 3 stocked me twice. lol... all my errors. He's a great player...)

I just need to relearn how to SDI that **** tornado. I took well over 100% game 2 and game 3 from that alone. >.<
be gay and camp more
 

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Have you ever considered slapping to correct him?
 

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be gay and camp more
I literally camped the entire match, I found out that is bad. My grenades occasionally have the need for me to shield. Weaker shield is what DSF was waiting for. Then he'd shield poke me with tornado (which I tried to shield if I didn't think I could punish on reaction)

So no. Be smart and camp less.
 

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lol I like how the topic chnaged from my brother to the MK/Snake matchup.
I played DSF at World 1-4, and about a month ago at Geeks 2.

I got 2-0'd at Geeks, then 2-1'd at World 1-4 (I 2 stocked him, then he 3 stocked me twice. lol... all my errors. He's a great player...)
So you're from SoCal? Hmmm I've never seen you at tournaments or at least heard the name Susa at a tournament.
We should play if we attend the same tournament.

EDIT: Nice sig, Code Geass was great.
 

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susa lets money match if we ever go to the same tourney!
 
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