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Would You Rather?

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Shmooguy

Shmooguy

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Be Link, Fight Ganondorf. You have so many more things and abilities by this time. Mario has the same old...

would u rather...

have no sound and play melee

or

have crappy controls?
 
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Ticadrius

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Jigglypuff. Ness is cool....

Would You rather:

Always say f*ck you instead of sorry, and be unable to control it.

or

Always say f*ck you instead of bless you when someone sneezed and never be able to help it.
 
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Cerebrate

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I'd rather be unable to say "bless you," because with the alternative, you run a greater risk of getting the crap beaten out of you. Also, you could just tell the person you said something else, no matter what they think they heard.;)

Would you rather:

Have a (sterile) nail completely impale your foot?

OR

Have the surgeon screw up the removal of your wisdom teeth?
 
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Resting_Fox

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pin in the eye (you can still have sex if you're half blind)

Would you rather
Be given $400
OR
Ride any 20 rollercoasters in any amusement parks
 
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Crono12345

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Peach, definately, I love her to many. :D

Would you rather (Curse)...

say," Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I gotta get me some Kibbles and Bits" Every time you walk fast, or run?

or

have the fit of the giggles at the most un-appropriate time

Things to consider: Jogging in the park, Funerals, and Breaking Up with your date.
 
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Ticadrius

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The giggles. I could always BS that I was high or something.

Would You Rather

Act gay, but be straight

or

Act straight, but be gay

(Yes, I'm using really bad stereotypes, but please just bear with me. There's not a better way to put this without confusing some poor noob who's bound to answer this question...)
 
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Tanooki Suit

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I'd choose to act gay, but be straight. Because people would eventually figure out you're straight, and then you wouldn't be a victim of hate crime, job descrimination, and prejudice.

Plus, if you're a man, you're at a much, much lower risk for HIV if you're straight, partly because of demographics, and partly because of anatomy. I say this not to imply anything about homosexuality; just that straight men should count their lucky stars that they don't have to worry about it as much. If you want to date a black gay man in America, there's a 1 in 4 shot he has HIV. Imagine thinking every 4th girl I date has AIDS, and she probably doesn't know it. Terrifying.

Okay, would you rather--

Live a life believing God hates you and hating the world for it, and end up going to heaven after you die.

or

Live your life thinking God loves you and loving the world for it, but ceasing to exist after your death.
 
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Ticadrius

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Not believing abd going to heaven. It wouldn't be as freaky as the others, I don't think anyway.

Would You Rather

Be trapped in a 7 hour Donny Osmond concert with no way of escape (or earpulgs)

or

Be trapped in a 7 hour Yanni concert with no way of escape (or earpulgs)
 
Zootematix

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Be trapped in a 7 hour Donny Osmond concert with no way of escape (or earplugs)
He's not that bad. ;)

Would you rather never be able to have food again

or

Never be able to have drinks again?
 
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Trillian

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Seeing as I'd die either way, I'd pick one at random and shoot myself in the face with a shotgun, K.C. style.

Would you rather...

Travel back in time 2000 years
or
Travel forward in time 2000 years?
 
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Trillian

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Read the book. I've actually been there before :( THREE ****ING YEARS??? YOUR INSANE MAN!

Would you rather...

Have everything you ever wanted (EVERYTHING)... except video games
or
Live life like it is?
 
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Cerebrate

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If everything includes omnipotence, then I'm all for it. It'd surely make up for the absence of videogames.

Would you rather:

Have no friends?

OR

Never have a girlfriend (or boyfriend), ever.
 
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RedLoshi

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Have no friends


Would you rather Go fishing for fish or would you rather blow up fish?
 
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Tanooki Suit

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I'd rather go fishing with line. I enjoy it very much, and, frankly, I wish I did more of it.

Would you rather-

Have an extremely unremarkable, but not necessarily unpleasant, day,

or

Have what would be considered an extremely pleasantly exciting day, but have it after 36 hours without sleep.?
 
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Trillian

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Have an extremely unremarkable, but not necessarily unpleasant, day: I can't live without sleep... Unlike most people, I've almost never put off sleep for video games or, indeed, anything. Not even for a couple hours.

Would you rather...
Have six toes?
or
Have four toes?
 
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Cerebrate

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Ten-Word Explanation, People. Remember!

I'd rather have six toes, since I could get one or two of them amputated if necessary.

Would you rather:

Eat nothing but used gym socks for 48 hours? (with just a little decent water to drink)

OR

Eat nothing but rotten vegetables for 48 hours? (same conditions)
 
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Ticadrius

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Rotten vegetables. They'd be easier to chew and would probably make me just as sick as if I'd eaten the socks.

Would you rather

Be trapped in a rank, flithy, grimy Port-A-Potty for 24 hours

or

Be trapped in a rank, filthy, grimy jail for 24 hours
 
Zootematix

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Be deaf. No real reason, but mainly because I wouldn't be able to stand not being able to see.

Would you rather.

Break your neck while breakdancing

or

Break your neck after your breakdance?

(LOL, that's pretty bad :p )
 
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MillieQOF

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I don't breakdance, but I'd choose afterwards.

Would you rather

´Watch the Teletubbies for 3 days

or

Play as a teletubby for three days :p
 
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ganondorf_rules

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Watch it. I'd sleep through it. I am very lazy.:sleep:

f you were under attack bu a smiley, would it be:skull: or:beezo:
 
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Trillian

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Shy Guy. Mario's shown tie after time that they're weak. Easy to kill.

Would you rather...
Be standing in 100 degree (F) weather
or
Be standing in 33 (F) degree weather?
 
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