Would You Rather?

[Zootematix]

Die a slow painful death, I can't live with misery.

Would you rather live your whole life working as a part time McDonald's server.

or

Never have a job, and be a bum?

 

[smashpsycho]

live my whole life working as a part time McDonald's server
would you rather...
live in france
or
live in australia

 

[SuperSpy]

France, because Australia gets crappy releases.
Would you rather:
Go to school for 24 hours straight with no eating or bathroom brakes?
or
Go to school for ten years straight and after that never go back?

 

[Ticadrius]

24 hours straight. I could do that no sweat. I need breaks, so I couldn't handle the 10 years.

Would you rather

Have an ugly girlfriend but a great, high-paying job

or

Have a hot girlfriend but lousy, low-paying job

(Assume that both girls are exactly the same in personality, but just look different.)

 

[smashpsycho]

ugly girlfriend but high paying job (i could get her plastic surgery)
would you rather...
only talk in questions
or
constantly talk with a lisp?

 

[Blaster]

Talk In questions it would be funny

Would you rather:

Have a Broken TV

or

Have a Broken Computer

 

[smashpsycho]

broken t.v.
would you rather...
be a quail
or
be a chicken?

 

[Ticadrius]

Quail, they are harder to hunt since they blend into their surroundings, and chickens get eaten quite a bit....I just had one for lunch! :hungry:

Would You Rather

Have to read a really tough book but have to write a really easy essay on it.

or

Have to read a really easy book but have to write a really tough essay on it.

 

[Falco's chicken]

Read the tough book. I hate essays.

Would you...

Meet Bill Gates (might give you a gift)
or
Meat Bill Gates (yeah, do meat of him)

 

[SuperSpy]

meet. I don't get the other one.
would you rather:
be a nerd?
or
be stupid?

 

[Puffing Jigglypuff]

I would be a nerd.

be a cow?

or

be a sheep?

TBC: no sigs!

 

[Cerebrate]

Sheep. The only reason I can think of is because sheep are, er, not as unattractive, or something . . .

Would you rather watch:

Plan 9 From Outer Space (often touted as the worst movie ever made, directed by the worst directer in history)

OR

The Turkish Wizard of Oz (which I've read is even worse than Plan 9)

 

[SuperSpy]

Plan 9, If the Wizard of Oz is worse...
Would you rather:
eat liquidy canned dog food?
or
a juicy dog treat?

 

[Ticadrius]

Juicy dog treat, it's smaller

Would you rather.....

Find $100 on the ground and keep it only to find out it belonged to a poor family

or

Find $100 on the ground and turn it in, only to have it claimed by a rich snob....

 

[shishkabob]

Find $100 on the ground and keep it only to find out it belonged to a poor family.

Cuz then i would give it back caouse theyre poor.

Would you rather

Find sourmilk on your kitchen counter

or

Find freshmilk on the toilet seat?

 

[Falco's chicken]

Sourmilk in kitchen.

Would you rather be a russian nuclear missile
or
a american nuclear missile?

 

[SuperSpy]

american nuclear missile
would you rather:
be screamed at and get your feelings hurt?
or
be punched and whipped but laugh about it later?

 

[Resting_Fox]

Punched and whipped, please.

Would you rather

Be molested by a Catholic Priest
OR
Be a Catholic Priest accused of molestation.

(note: I hate catholics)

 

[SuperSpy]

be a priest accused, but I really didn't do it and they find out the next day and announce it to the world. (don't hate catholics. or just not me.)
Would you rather:
have dead animals hung on your wall? (there was a kid that really did that near my house. )
or have a gun found in your room? (same as up there, how do you think he got the animals?)

 

[Lansuu]

Dead animals, I hate guns.

Would you rather...

Take your Mom to senior prom, or your best (same gender) friend?

 

[shishkabob]

best friend, i could get him to dress as a girl...

would you rather:

get caught playing wit yo self at school

or

get caught playing wit yo gfriend at home?

 

[Cerebrate]

I'd rather get caught with my girlfriend at home. There'd be less humiliation since not as many people would know about it.

Would you rather:

Lose both arms?

OR

Lose both legs?

 

[Falco's chicken]

Lose legs. Then I can still play SSB:M and computer.

Would you rather get flamed for not making a guide about your best character
or
get flamed because your guide to your best character sucked?

 

[snorlaxhead]

Get flamed for not making a guide

Would you rather

Get banned from SWF
or
Never get to play Melee again?

 

[Falco's chicken]

I can edgeguard ketchup!

Get banned from SWF.

Would you rather meet Gideon in real life
or
meet Metroid Killer in real life?

 

[SuperSpy]

umm, Gideon, I guess. Even though I'd choose neither. MK might hypnotize me with his ketchup juggling.
Would you rather:
get a new xbox and all it's games for free?
or
a PS3 (when it comes out) and have all of it's games for free?

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

XBox with all its games.

Would you rather:

Have someone cut of both your ears

or

Do it yourself

Consider : Getting someone else to do it may be quicker and less painful in a way but doing it yourself means u can take ur time.

 

[SuperSpy]

let someone else do it. maybe they could make me pass out while there at it.
Would you rather:
get a Dell?
or
get a Compaq?

 

[snorlaxhead]

Get a Compaq.

Would you rather:

Live Forever
or
Die, go to Heaven, but never get to see freinds and family again?

 

[Ticadrius]

Die, it just seems like what everyone else is doing...

Guy: Hey, tic-tac, want some pot?
Me: Is everyone else doing it?
Guy: ......maybe....

Would You Rather...

Eat five pounds of your own phlegm

or

Two pounds of someone else's.

 

[SuperSpy]

mine. even though I don't know what that is. :o I wouldn't want to eat anyone elses, if you know what I mean.
Would you rather:
be a super genius?
or
be good at sports?

 

[Gerud0 Prince]

I would prefere to be good at sport, more money involved, :D but im gona have to say be a genius because it can help makind much more.

Would you rather eat:

10 worms

or

8 snails

 

[Zootematix]

Eat 10 worms, I eat worms anyway .

Would you rather see a sequel to SSBM,

or

A realistic Legend of Zelda?

 

[izdabombz]

A more realistic zelda, each ssb game seems to get more compicated

Would you rather spend 4 hours of work hard to make a great dinner before you family comes home?

Or

Go to boston market that takes 10 mins and $30 and say you made it?

 

[SuperSpy]

The first one. lying is naughty.
Would you rather:
own a race car?
or
a racing motorcycle?

 

[Evil Evil Bowser]

A race car. I'm still traumatised from that motercycle inccident about 4 years ago.

Would you rather be....
Osama bin Laden or
Vlad Dracul a.k.a. Vlad the Impaler

Be careful about your answer.

 

[Cerebrate]

Vlad considered himself a devout Christian. Pfft.

I'd rather be bin Laden because there's more money involved.

Would you rather:

Spill hot coffee on your lap?

OR

Spill hot coffee on someone else?

Things to Consider: Potentially getting sued.

 

[izdabombz]

Of couse someone esle, i rather get sued that dirty my new dockers

Would you rather

A nyc cop(many die every year)

or

A fdny fireman (less deaths,more burns)

 

[Evil Evil Bowser]

Fireman, they get those cool trucks and dogs.

Would you rather...

Be Vlad the Impaler(Drink the blood of people that died slowly and painfully upon stakes, skin people alive and force mothers to devour their own children. Just to make the world a better place for you child to live in.)

OR.......

Kill your parents(Self Explanitory)

 

[Ticadrius]

I'll tale Vlad. He has more folk stories bout him....

[Offtopic]EEB, What is your weird fetish with Vlad Dracula? It's starting to creep me out.....[/Offtopic]

Would You Rather

Not know your numbers

or

Not be able to tie your shoes