Would You Rather?

[The Fail Tracer]

Get privileges.

Would you rather

Mispell every word you write or type

or

typelikethis?

 

[Frown]

Eye wud rathr spel rong.

Would you rather watch the birth of King Kong or the birth of yourself?

 

[Kinzer]

King Kong...monkeys!!

Person below me, would ya rather...talk like a pirate

OR

like an englishman?

 

[Frown]

I already speak with a wide British accent.

Would you rather see the Sex & the City movie or a horror movie?

 

[Kinzer]

A horror movie...if Sex and the city is a chickflick, there was no sympathy for the poor souls who dared watched it.

Person below me, would you rather have mudkipz or Legendary pokemans?

 

[Frown]

I WANT LEGENDARY MUDKIPZ

Would you rather roll around on the street in central New York for an hour

or

drink a bucket of turnip juice?

 

[Kinzer]

As long as I don't get stepped/spit on/ran over by those crazy NY divers, I would roll around the streets.

Person below me, would you rather do a

FAWLCON PAWUNCH!!!

or...

A BATTULLAWK PAWUNCH!?!?
Edit: Warlock...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Which one was turned into an obscure internet reference again?
Would you rather:

Survive in the wilderness with 15 people for one day, while all sharing one tent.
Or
Get Jello tossed at your face everyday for one month.

 

[Kinzer]

Jello sounds tasty...

Person below me, woud you rather...

Get uppercutted

OR

Dropkicked?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Dropkicked. Uppercut seems a bit more painful to me.

Would you rather

have unsweetened iced tea

or

unsweetened lemonade?

 

[Charizard92]

The tea, as bitter ain't as bad as sour

Would you rather:

Get beaten up by a girl

or

have to beat up a girl (either way, if you're a guy, this is a tough question, even I can't answer this one, and my mind is dominated by logic)

 

[Kinzer]

I would rather get beat-up by a girl, I am in no way ever going to harm a woman.

Person below me, would you rather

Congradulate me for following that code of honor men have to follow

OR

call me a wuss? I won't be offended so go ahead...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Congratulate. You're not a wuss for not wanting to beat up a girl, you're a gentleman.

Would you rather play old-school games or newer games?

 

[JustNoOne]

Old school games, they're fun as hell and it seems no one can call you a noob there xD

Would you rather have milk or coffee coming out of your nose?

 

[Raging-Banebou]

I want milk coming out my nose! ^_^ *gets cup ready*

Would You Rather...

Run over a Mr. Potato Head with a lawnmower?

OR...

Put a singing Elmo doll in a Blendtech blender?

Kwik-E-Note: Don't try these at home, kids!

 

[mantlecore77]

Elmo doll in blender. Most overrated thing ever.

Would you rather...

Have an epic win?

OR

***** slap Ronald McDonald

EDIT: It's the b word.

 

[MPH Deku]

I'd rather have an epic win....

Would you rather...

Kill Ronald McDonald

or

Kill the Burger King?

 

[Frown]

Both are real scary. But I'd go with Ronald.

Would you rather...

have a male stripper enter your room and start dancing in the middle of the night

or

have a hooligan crush all your windows in the middle of the night?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Have the hooligan crush all my windows. We can buy them back, my traumatization cannot be forgotten like some broken windows.

Would you rather

Have to play by ear (takes a lot of tries)

or

Play by having to learn to use sheets and notes?

 

[N M E]

Play by ear cause it's easy

Would you rather

Sprint a maraton

or walk 3

 

[Meta Jr]

Walk three if I get to bring whatever I want otherwise, sprint.

Would you rater,

Save yourself, or your best friend?

 

[N M E]

Save ma best friendself

Would you rather make love with your mum or your sister

Spoiler

Is this allowed ?

 

[Kinzer]

What if I don't have a sister?

Person below me, would you rather

Keep the gender you have now

OR

switch...I don't know why somebody might want to do this but maybe I can get an answer.

 

[MPH Deku]

It...depends on how long the switch would last, to be honest. >_>

Would you rather....

Go Blind

or

Go Deaf? (oldie but goodie)

 

[Darkslash]

go Blind...IN ONE EYE!!! So i can wear a Wolf O'donnel eye patch or at Least a Eye Patch

Would you

Play CD-i Zelda for 2 weeks 24/7

OR

Listen to Never gonna give you up for 1 month 24/7

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

CD-I Zelda, this way, I wouldn't go insane.
Would you rather:

Face an army of penguins (with guns).
Or
Watch every 'this generation' cartoon show for 6 months non-stop.

 

[Kinzer]

Well that depends, are the penguins smart enoguh to use the guns, and are they loaded?

Person below me, would you rather...

stare death itself in the face

OR

Face retribution for everything you had done in the past that was sin?

 

[Charizard92]

Death would be scary, but I already face retribution for everything I done thanks to the fact that I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD AND IT'S MAKING ME MISERABLE! So I'll go with the stare contest with Death

Would you rather:

Wish Obama will stopped being the center of attention by the media

or

That the media will actually talk more about McCain (instead of leaving a tape recorder with a note saying Put Your New Here [based off the Daily Show with Jon Stewart])

 

[JustNoOne]

Talk more about McCain.

Would you rather have a fountain of unlimited melting chocolate or a fountain of unlimited melting carmel in your room?

 

[WiiWiiWaa]

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you rather put tomato sauce down your pants or put guacamole(SP?) down your pants?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Guacamole. I have no idea why...

Would you rather

Eat gross food blindfolded, not knowing what it is

or

Eat gross food without a blindfold, knowing what it is?

 

[JustNoOne]

Without a blindfold. xD

Would you rather have the ability to teleport or the ability to scent your own farts and burps.

 

[Kinzer]

The ability to teleport...watch out ladies, I am in your forums (rooms) stalking you!!

Person belwo me, would you rather...

keep calling Youtube...Youtube...

OR

Call it Metube?

 

[MPH Deku]

I'd keep calling it Youtube, and I am SEVERLY disappointed you didn't suggest Noobtube. D=<

Would you rather

Punch a gangster (who would punch you back)

or

punch a woman (who would punch you back =P ).

 

[Darkslash]

Dam thats a hard one.

Gangster if probally gonna kill you. the Woman would punch you then call it assault and get you arrested. Ehh rather go with the Woman.




Would you watch Rickroll 24/7 for a year

or

2girls1cup for 12 hours a day for 1 year

Spoiler

Not sure if thats allowed

 

[Kinzer]

I guess I will have to go with the Rickroll, I heard you have to pay to watch 2g1c now, not to mention my computer won't load it up for some reason even with the security down, but I already know what it is...

Person below me, would you rather

try and do the splits

OR

Roundhouse kick your T.V.?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

If the TV is not working and I get really mad, I'll go with the roundhouse kick.

(What is 2girls1cup? I probably don't want to know, but I'll ask anyways. No videos or pictures, please.)

Would you rather

Do a lot of work to get something you don't need, but would help you more

or

Don't get the extra, but what you would be helped with using the extra thing might be harder?

 

[Kinzer]

(What is 2girls1cup? I probably don't want to know, but I'll ask anyways. No videos or pictures, please.)

2girls1cup is suppose to be a scam that many people play tricks on their friends/family/etc.

Basicaly, if you are familiar with pornography, the video starts to look like one but later the two women in the video do stuff too disgusting even for words.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Oh. Okay. I don't wanna know know then, lol.

 

[Kinzer]

Trust me...you don't.