Wolf family tree

[Seagull Joe]

Wolf family tree​

Ishiey is the mother of all Wolfs while Barracuda drifter is the father.

 

[Choice]

i produced children asexually?

 

[Seagull Joe]

i produced children asexually?

You're a Namek.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Hmm most of you (if not all of you) are male. I wonder how this works exactly..lol

 

[Seagull Joe]

We're all Namekians.

 

[Choice]

why don't we all just fuse and then take over the world + win more smash tourneys?

edit: ok so my understanding was that ish was mom and bd was God. They had children then which were us and then we produced asexually but now i have a yellow line with cama (which i'm not adverse to) what does this mean?! so bright so vivid...

 

[Ishiey]

Ether and I were talking about that on Saturday actually.

5/5, stickied. <3

 

[Choice]

so what are germ and lucien?

edit: also amazing wincest.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Oh shi_

I need to inform the others that the Wolf mains are plotting.


*runs*

/inb4whatsthematterscared

 

[Ishiey]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

People can't find out that I sticky joke threads for 6-hour periods D:

@ Choice: Adam and Eve?

 

[Choice]

Which one is which?

 

[Goldenadept]

wait wait wait...

ish is the mother.... aka virgin mary
and BD is god...

that makes all the blue wolfs jesus
and all us wolfs that follow the children of jesus...

gull just made a wolf bible, thats more entertaining than the normal bible


my parents are vista and viviff... LOL xD

 

[KRDsonic]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

People can't find out that I sticky joke threads for 6-hour periods D:

@ Choice: Adam and Eve?

6 hours isn't long enough.

 

[Choice]

i dont get why more people dont use blue wolf

 

[Kinetic]

my heart, it breaks.

 

[KRDsonic]

i dont get why more people dont use blue wolf

I used to use Blue Wolf until I got texture hacks and started liking the bloody wolf texture.

 

[Goldenadept]

gull put kinetic down as my child with tekkie or something :D
he can be the first 4th gen wolf

 

[tekkie]

gull put kinetic down as my child with tekkie or something :D
he can be the first 4th gen wolf

i second this, he can be our furry love child

 

[Choice]

you guys are so far apart.

 

[Deleted member]

I guess I'm a lone wolf?

 

[Goldenadept]

so its almost not incest :D even though tekkie and i both want it to be wincest, furry wincest that is

 

[.AC.]

im supposed to be adopted =P

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

WHERE AM I ON THIS LIST EH?

I GOT 2ND IN THAT REALLY IMPORTANT SMASHBOARDS TOURNAMENT WITH WOLF

gosh, you youngins don't know nothin' about the old days.

 

[.AC.]

i am a big fan of your snake vid.

 

[Yoshara]

Considering that some Wolf mains only have one "parent", does this mean that there were a lot of attempts at the "Les Enfants Terribles" project on the Wolf boards?

Fake Edit: Actually it would probably be the "Les Loup Terribles" project.

 

[Goldenadept]

i'm pretty sure we're all just clones of JJ who was born from ish and barricuda.

along with lucien and germ those 5 are the only actual wolf mains

 

[Ishiey]

Who do you guys think you're kidding. There's no way that anything on this chart isn't wincest.

<3

WHERE AM I ON THIS LIST EH?

I GOT 2ND IN THAT REALLY IMPORTANT SMASHBOARDS TOURNAMENT WITH WOLF

gosh, you youngins don't know nothin' about the old days.

You switched to Metaknight pretty quickly... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFpRQdOuQ0

And don't worry, I remember. Didn't you quit Brawl though?

 

[_Kain_]

This **** is confusing

 

[Goldenadept]

we're all a big ol' inbreeding wolf pack :D

 

[Gah777]

This is amazing win! Except... I don't know half my family! I haven't even met my parents! And Tekkie is my brother?!?! When was I going to be informed about this? This is all a lot to take in right now...

 

[Goldenadept]

that makes you my brother as well Gah, tekkie and i are furry lovers

 

[Choice]

wait, i thought we were nameks.

 

[Goldenadept]

we're wolf namek clone alts

 

[Gah777]

that makes you my brother as well Gah, tekkie and i are furry lovers

what, what? according to the tree you're my cousin.

 

[Yoshara]

Let me be the second to say that I was adopted.

 

[Choice]

no i'm pretty sure i was at your birth.

 

[_Kain_]

I'm still confused

 

[Yoshara]

no i'm pretty sure i was at your birth.

Well I am pretty sure I started off as an Ike.

 

[Choice]

dude me too!

 

[castorpollux]

dude me too!

choice was such a noobie