Wish Corruptor

[smash~bomber]

granted but you must share them with me again.
i wish for D:

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, But it turns into F:
I wish for 102 Brownies

 

[smash~bomber]

i meant "D:" as in the side ways unhappy face thing....
granted, but they're not worth your time as you soon discover a cat walking near you. you drop the brownz and pick up the kitty.

i wish for laser circumcision to become a twisted reality. O.o?? i don't get my own post...

 

[Pariah]

Granted but since nobody knows what you're saying, it is voided.

I wish Tera is sent into a limitless voip of time and space. 8D

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted but then she returns,
I wish for 103 brownies

 

[mathos]

Granted but the little brownies (elf) eat all your other wished brownies (food)

I wish for Pew! Pew! Pew!

 

[Pariah]

Granted but then Darth Vader's like, "O RLY" and Luke's all, "YA RLY BEE"
And then Vader's all like, "LUKE, I AM YOUR PANTS"
And then it's all, Puu, Puu, Puu, instead of Pew, so Kirby comes and says "PuuuYoo!"

I wish for 4 brownies (food).

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but they got to waste after you leave them out on night.

I wish for 72 pizzas.

 

[strider43]

Granted, but i don't wanna granite.
I wish for stupid people not to start another numbered wish list and that this wish is granted no matter what.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but everything else gets erased but the " I wish for stupid people " part and a stampede of stupid people come your way.

I wish for 104 Brownies

 

[Bahamut]

Granted. 9 troops of 7-year-old Girl Scouts are in your house, stealing all your foodz.

I'd like a pair of clean socks.

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but they're not your size, and have holes.

i wish bahamut would turn into bahamut zero. neo bahamut atleast.

 

[TakDragon7]

(Crap...I love t osee those forms again but this sucks XD)

granted but it didn't turn out so well.

I wish for 73 pizzas.

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but if anyone wishes for more food, then remember that you will share half of it with me. FOREVER!

i wish that food was spelled doof.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted but your wish only lasted for a millesecond,
I wish for 105 brownies

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you burned them while making them.

I wish for 74 pizzas.

 

[strider43]

Granted, but the pizza delivery boy had a car accident and was seven hours late and you were already asleep when he arrived.

I wish for a good tennis match today, win or lose.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you don't play.

I wish for 75 pizzas.

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but it was a tie D:

i wish brawl would be the best game of 2007-2008.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it was till Halo 3 was the best game.

I wish for 76 pizzas.

 

[smash~bomber]

*gaspeth!*
omfgwtftw?!?!

granted, but since you wished for som many pizzas, it went all to your thighs.
now people call you "mr plump and juuicy thunder thighs".

i wish people will wish for food. any kind.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but they wished for toys and stuff instead.

I wish for 77 pizzas. (Woot!)

 

[smash~bomber]

lol you wished for food.
granted, but since you said they wished for toys and junk, you then realized that it was toys you got, not pizza.

i wish this thread would not get locked.

 

[TakDragon7]

I don't care. Everyone needs food XD.

Granted but it almost did get locked.

I wish for 78 pizzas.

 

[strider43]

granted, but turns out they all have anchovies on them
I wish i can puke, i ate bad chicken.


Btw takdragon7 your reply to my last post suxed.

 

[TakDragon7]

I don't care lol XDDDD
Granted but you don't. You feel fine.

I wish for 79 pizzas.

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but since you ordered so many, it clogged your arteries, and you die later of a heart attack.

i wish that the word wish was spelled fart.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but the word wish was nothing.

I wish for 80 pizzas.

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but wishing for the same thing is boring, so i take back granting your wish~

i wish someone can pm me on how to defeat gloomtail in pm:ttyd, cause i really cannot defeat him D: (fake wish)

real wish:

i wish 64 kid wasn't so funky!

 

[Tera253]

granted. now he's gay.
I wish for 141 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[smash~bomber]

thanks tera!
granted but it isn't done cooking yet.
i wish for cakes, to be specific, 40 cakes~

 

[smashman90]

granted. but they are exploding cakes.
I wish that Bush and Cheney will die.

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, they die, but are now undead.

i wish for 41 cakes.

 

[strider43]

granted but they look like this guy --->

I wish for an american family

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but it turns out they're illegal immigrants from outer space.

i wish something does or does not happen.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but that something never existed.

I wish for 81 pizzas.

 

[Toasty!]

All the pizzas have mold, and your Mom gets gang ***** by Pee-Wee Herman.

I wish I wished nothing. *gasp*

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but it became something.

i wish for 42 cakes.

 

[smashman90]

granted but the 42 cakes are actually cake monsters and they devour you.
I wish that this planet would be attacked by Space Invaders.

 

[strider43]

Granted, but the Russian's defeated them all.
I wish i could punch the person who grants my wish.