Wish Corruptor

[Pariah]

Granted but it's blown away by a storm.

I wish for Pokemon to exist.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but ehy're vicious killers.
I wish for 112 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I ate them all.

I wish for 36 pizzas.

 

[Pariah]

Granted but they come to life and eat you.
I wish for 30 pies.

 

[Deathcarter]

Granted, but TakDradon7 sues you for taking his idea and he gets the money to by even more pies.

I wish for wii to have the #1 ranking of the video game counsels.

 

[Tera253]

granted. it wipes XBOX and PS3 off the map and makes all the Halo an MGS fanboys cry.
I wish for 113 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but they got sold on e-bay for a penny.

I wish for 37 pizzas.

 

[Pariah]

Granted but you realize Tool>You>Chicken Pot Pie.
I wish for 1 pie.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but i eat it swiftly

I wish I had a pet turtle/fox

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you realize Wii>everything else>PS3
I wish for 114 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but they're cow pies, eww

I wish that i had a diamond wii

 

[Tera253]

granted, but since it's so valuable, it gets tolen 2.19 minutes after you get it.
I wish for 115 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but I gave all the pies to the homeless.

I wish for 38 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted but they're in 38 different states.
I wish for 116 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but I hid them all in China.

I wish for 39 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted but they're microscopic.
I wish fro 117 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but in the process of making them, you messed up somehow.

I wish for 40 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but these ojnes are so huge that they crush you.
I wish for 118 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but a noob came and ate them.

I wish for 41 pizzas.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you lose all of your teeth in a freak hailstorm.
I wish for a giant moose clam to purge the land of skorts.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but it was only a small one.

I wish for 42 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you are one of those pizzas
I wish for 120 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you got mad pie disease (like that is real )

I wish for 43 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but you learn the hard way that the extra one's a nuke.
I iwhs for 121 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

EDIT: Meh...stupid internet made me double post

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but teh nub pwn3d itself with your pies.

I wish for 44 pizzas. (BAM!)

 

[Tera253]

granted, but teh nubz are teh ones who give them to you.
I wish for 122 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but the yellow side made them into their goal. (Only Tera will get this)

I wish for 45 pizzas.

 

[Pariah]

Granted but for some reason you get tricked into watching a screamer movie, and while you spazz out the evil Internet Wizard runs off with your pizzas.

I wish for 'dem shock sites to be blown up.

 

[TakDragon7]

Granted but they stay put.

I wish for 46 pizzas.

 

[Pariah]

Granted but "hello.jpg" pops out of one of them.

 

[Tera253]

since Paraiha didn't make a Wish, guess we'll have to start from the usual.*sighs*

here goes...

I wish for 123 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[thecheat]

Granted, but the pies are full of catfish gallbladders

I wish pearl wasn't so slow!

 

[Tera253]

granted. now she's too fast.
I wish for 124 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you lost all of them.

I wish for 47 pizzas.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but now you're toofat tomove.
I wish for 125 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[Pariah]

Granted but the eternal ruin of me forgetting my wish breaks the world.

I wish for 35 pies.

 

[Tera253]

granted, but they're aprt of Tera's next wish.
I iwhs for 126 pies.
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you get like WAYYYYYYY too fat.
I wish for 48 pizzas.

 

[plasman]

granted but Terry Bogard jumps in from off screen "Ah yue ahkaye!!!! BUSTAAAAHHH WORRRRLFF!"

I wish for one sammich.