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Link to original post: [drupal=4855]Why Lady Gaga is so much better than your faves.[/drupal]
A simple breakdown as to why Lady Godga has been, currently is, and always will be better than you faves.
And you will deal.
#1
Her talent.
Music SO versatile it ranges from fun mainstream friendly pop to the deeper more through provoking songs that you won't fully understand just by listening to it once, some even have both of these qualities meshed into one masterpiece.
"Take Poker Face, which on the surface is another in a long line of empty, synth-laden club tracks, but in actuality is a bi-curious lament about pining after women when you're with a man, or vice versa."
Her music from her latest albums has this merging of rock/pop music that just turns out ingenious on some songs.
Those beats.
That synth.
That voice.
All this ***** needs is her voice and piano to create better music than your faves could ever hope to.
Get back to me when your faves sound this good singing live and playing an instrument.
#2
Her iconic performances.
When she performs it is ALWAYS on point and flawfree.
Her voice is always amazing, she dances and sings at the same time all in heels and the creativity she puts into her work is mind blowing.
For example, her Paparazzi performance at the 2009 VMAs was pure brilliance in the form of a performance.
This Iconic performance was a commentary on the obsession society has with the rise and fall of pop stars.
She even took it far enough as to bleed to death onstage in front of a live audience, essentially giving the media what they so desperately crave from popstars through the art of performance.
During her Monster Ball this ***** even gets eaten by a giant angler fish AND sets her boobs on fire.
She will even make you cry just from playing the ****ing piano.
HEW ELSE WOULD BE ABLE TO PULL OF SOMETHING THIS AMAZING???
#3
Her outfits.
Could your faves ever invent a living dress with wings??
Could your faves ever go on a Japanese talk show wearing this???
Could your faves ever in their lifetime wear glasses made of burning cigarettes????
Your faves could never rock some ****ing MEAT and be this flawless in the process.
What is this you don't even...
#4
More success than your top 5 faves put together.
Not even 3 full years in the business and she's already outsold your faves with JUST 2 /12 albums.
#5
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HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
#6
Her creativity.
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” -Lady Gaga
The modern Picasso of our time.
Her creativity has no limits
You fave arrives in a limo to the red carpet?
She arrives in a mother ****ing vessel and proceeds to be born anew on stage.
People say she's run out of ideas?
Arrive as the opposite gender and blow everyone's mind.
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YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER SMASHBOARDS!!!!
A simple breakdown as to why Lady Godga has been, currently is, and always will be better than you faves.
And you will deal.
#1
Her talent.
Music SO versatile it ranges from fun mainstream friendly pop to the deeper more through provoking songs that you won't fully understand just by listening to it once, some even have both of these qualities meshed into one masterpiece.
"Take Poker Face, which on the surface is another in a long line of empty, synth-laden club tracks, but in actuality is a bi-curious lament about pining after women when you're with a man, or vice versa."
Her music from her latest albums has this merging of rock/pop music that just turns out ingenious on some songs.
Those beats.
That synth.
That voice.
All this ***** needs is her voice and piano to create better music than your faves could ever hope to.
Get back to me when your faves sound this good singing live and playing an instrument.
#2
Her iconic performances.
When she performs it is ALWAYS on point and flawfree.
Her voice is always amazing, she dances and sings at the same time all in heels and the creativity she puts into her work is mind blowing.
For example, her Paparazzi performance at the 2009 VMAs was pure brilliance in the form of a performance.
This Iconic performance was a commentary on the obsession society has with the rise and fall of pop stars.
She even took it far enough as to bleed to death onstage in front of a live audience, essentially giving the media what they so desperately crave from popstars through the art of performance.
During her Monster Ball this ***** even gets eaten by a giant angler fish AND sets her boobs on fire.
She will even make you cry just from playing the ****ing piano.
HEW ELSE WOULD BE ABLE TO PULL OF SOMETHING THIS AMAZING???
#3
Her outfits.
Could your faves ever invent a living dress with wings??
Could your faves ever go on a Japanese talk show wearing this???
Could your faves ever in their lifetime wear glasses made of burning cigarettes????
Your faves could never rock some ****ing MEAT and be this flawless in the process.
What is this you don't even...
#4
More success than your top 5 faves put together.
Not even 3 full years in the business and she's already outsold your faves with JUST 2 /12 albums.
#5
DAT ***
[COLLAPSE="DAT ***"]
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
#6
Her creativity.
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” -Lady Gaga
The modern Picasso of our time.
Her creativity has no limits
You fave arrives in a limo to the red carpet?
She arrives in a mother ****ing vessel and proceeds to be born anew on stage.
People say she's run out of ideas?
Arrive as the opposite gender and blow everyone's mind.
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YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER SMASHBOARDS!!!!