Who is the CRAZIEST character Sakurai could possibly put in Brawl?

[IsmaR]

Captain FalconKneeNipples

 

[IsmaR]

Mario's 3rd brother

Gimpy?
Sorry if this is 2x post >_<

 

[Zorya]

uh? ... Geno ?

QF that muthafukkin' T!!!!


but a pink Smurf FT mothafukkin' W!!!

 

[Brasil]

No. George Bush? Not crazy, just reaaaaallly stupid. General Custer? Not crazy, just reaaaaallly stupid. Same goes for most of the suggestions here. The characters/people/historical events being suggested are either bonafide "slow" or more humorous than anything. Though I gotta give props to the UHF nod. Mega-sweet.

Now when we're talking about the CRAZIEST character that could possibly be in Brawl? Well...

Gotta go with Norman Bates. He'd have the best "transformation" move in the history of videogames.

 

[MIRAI87]

I'm going with Stripperella or whatever that old cartoon pam anderson did the VA for.

 

[shadenexus18]

Neo baby for the win!!!!

There is...no spoon.

 

[susu_atari]

Yo momma.

Or Mario Bros. the Movie themed Mario & Luigi.

 

[Galvanic]

How about a Chess King? Or a Queen of Diamonds playing card?

 

[shadenexus18]

Kenpachi Zaraki from Bleach

The guy would be so....broken!!

 

[vastler]

my list off crazy char in Brawl:
-Sylar(Heroes)
-John Cena(WWE)

 

[Weltunter]

Skorpion or Sub Zero

 

[lethminite]

Onion Knights

kgo

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

Gimpy?

no. kario!

 

[IsmaR]

no. kario!

I thought Geno

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

well it is kario

 

[Ser Ty Of Ross]

Fictional Character: I gotta go with Homer Simpson hey he starred in a nintendo game so why not (although Stewie Griffin would be better).

Real life person: I think Stephen Hawking would be a good one.

 

[Pluvius]

 

[MIRAI87]

Xena Warrior Princess Ftw!

 

[sonicspeed 96]

Hillary Clinton.

 

[Pluvius]

 

[raul]

The Juggernaut

 

[MIRAI87]

GHALEON!! I love the Lunar series!

 

[Pluvius]

GHALEON!! I love the Lunar series!

Oh **** is it a fun series. I've only played the PSX games, though. Well, I played Legend & Dragon Song a bit. Legend is so badly translated; it's hilarious! Quark says "It is my turd" in reference to the Dragon Diamond in Legend.

 

[MIRAI87]

I only played the psx versions as well. Lunar 2 has the longest final boss battle of all time...and then there's still 10 hours of gameplay left

 

[Pluvius]

I never beat Zophar. I'm cleaning my room currently, so I'm trying to find all 3 discs so I can play through it again.

 

[MIRAI87]

It takes about 3 hours...if you win on the first try. I would devote a day to beating him :-p

 

[Pluvius]

Eternal Blue wasn't balanced like SSSC. You can just grind to beat bosses, as they have set stats & stuff. The ones in SSSC are based on your level. I was just way too low level to beat Zophar, & I never felt like leveling in his fortress or whatever, since I saed in there & couldn't leave.

 

[volbound1700]

Mario's 3rd brother

Dr. Mario?

 

[volbound1700]

BTW this would be the most unusually shocker and represents a seres that was on the Nintendo Systems.

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=123261&highlight=Jabba

 

[Kongah]

Dr.Phil... He pwns all!

 

[A Link to the Snitch]

...This would be a better thread if it followed its logic - what Sakurai COULD possibly put in Brawl.

But right now, it's a sequence of terribly unfunny jokes.

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Realistically, it would have to be Star Man, from Pro Wrestling on the NES.

I mean, seriously.

The fellow is, according to Nintendo Power, a space acrobat who became a wrestler(his supposed nationality is a lie). His moveset would be very simple to come up with(Flying Cross Chop for the win!), since the developers may rely on the source material for ideas. As a pink-skinned, purple star makeup wearing wrestler, he would easily fit in among the rest of the crazy cast(not to mention the fact that the Smash series never had a wrestler before)!

BTW, here is my idea for his FS:

Seismic Toss, anime Charizard-style!

 

[shadenexus18]

Knights of the Zodiac ftw!!!

 

[Super Drybones]

Dante
Tails
mario(without legs)

 

[RoyalRook]

Barack Obama, making him the black black in the party. What? He PWNs.

 

[SmashBro99]

Big the Cat. Nuff said?

 

[Kiki52]

If we had Miis, we'd be able to have half of all these characters listed provided they are human and they don't have anything animeish like blue hair or whatnot. Too bad lots of people don't like Miis in Brawl...

 

[shadenexus18]

Just think guys...

General Grievous would be sick nasty on Brawl!! Woot!

Animal I Have Become- Tribute to General Grievous <------Look at the video and see why.

 

[Shiekyerbouti]

following his rules of having to have once been in a nintendo game.
let's see there's slash from gun's and roses because of guitar hero 3. final smash "Knocking on heaven's door"
of course there are all of the NES games based on movies
so you have ghostbusters, uncle fester, Marty Mcfly from back to the Future, and many many more.
Then you have a bunch of unlicensed games for the NES, Like "Bible adventures" (check this out if you don't believe me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Adventures )
So technically we could have baby moses as a playable character. But is he 3rd party? would nintendo need to get the rights from god?
Let's hope we dont see characters from these awful old games just for "wtf factor" (yes, I know we won't ACTUALLY see baby moses. But, seriously if he was in there, would you main him? I bet you would. You crazy religious nut, you.)
just for fun I looked up a list of every nes game, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NES_games .
I actually remember way to many of those games for my own well being.

 

[super-7]

The mii would be a WTF character