Whirlin' Dervish. Teran The Agony Aunt

[Teran]

Link to original post: Whirlin' Dervish. Ask Teran17 Anything.



So I've seen these kinds of threads around and I thought I'd be good at this kinda funnybusiness.

Ask me anything from my height, the meaning of life, or why I may have been rude or mean to you at some point.

So my children, ask away (for a small fee of $16.99) <--- CWIDT?

EDIT: I will now serve as a comedic agony aunt.

Come to here with problems (genuine or made up) and I'll answer them to the best of my Teran The ******* ability.

Let's get this rolling!

 

[Red Arremer]

How many more of these threads will spawn?

 

[Teran]

I'd say about 2, ***got.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

**** you Teran.

Why do you think im in the KKK?

 

[Teran]

**** you Teran.

Why do you think im in the KKK?

Because you're a white boy with a hood over your head.

**** you too, ***.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

But I don't live in the South.

In the words on DMG: "I love Blacks."

 

[Teran]

But I don't live in the South.

In the words on DMG: "I love Blacks."

This isn't a debate.

Just ask me questions and I'll answer.

Spoiler

White Power

 

[Browny]

Will it (this thread) blend?

 

[Teran]

Will it (this thread) blend?

According to my calculations, at this very moment in time the answer is......

.......

2.345 x 10 ^ 17

 

[Darkslash]

Do you think its a good idea to microwave

that?

 

[Teran]

Do you think its a good idea to microwave

that?

No.

The pancakes will become all elastic at best. At worst all the crap in between them will splatter all over the inside of your microwave.

Microwaves are hella gay sometimes.

 

[peregrine monkey]

Teran, I have to a project on Prime Ministers of Canada. What should I do to avoid it?

 

[Teran]

Teran, I have to a project on Prime Ministers of Canada. What should I do to avoid it?

Wikipedia copypasta.

Or you could take a day trip to Mexico and catch Swine Flu, you can't be called lazy when you catch the T-Virus.

 

[FTWin]

I have always wondered why people ask the meaning of life. Just, what is there to really to question? It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me, if you'd want to give me your opinion on it.

 

[Teran]

I have always wondered why people ask the meaning of life. Just, what is there to really to question? It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me, if you'd want to give me your opinion on it.

Tell them to f*** off and stop wasting their time.
Some would say there is no meaning, which is probably true. People need a "why" answer for everything.

Still, whether life has a meaning or not is irrelevant, because we'll never know, and we won't know what that meaning is. Thus, we should stop asking such pointless questions and focus on what's important. The fact you have free time to waste pondering such a pointless question obviously show's you're not working enough.

 

[OutlawStar]

Tell them to f*** off and stop wasting their time.
Some would say there is no meaning, which is probably true. People need a "why" answer for everything.

Still, whether life has a meaning or not is irrelevant, because we'll never know, and we won't know what that meaning is. Thus, we should stop asking such pointless questions and focus on what's important. The fact you have free time to waste pondering such a pointless question obviously show's you're not working enough.

Woa, your right. Why are you right?
And why is King Dedede rather large?

 

[Teran]

Woa, your right. Why are you right?
And why is King Dedede rather large?

1) Ask Chaco, I'm a zombie, I've been to the other side. Yes, I'm the Juggernaut *****

2) Sakurai is a buffoon as akways. Kirby is actually 8" tall, so by that logic, Daydayday is about the size of a normal penguin.

He's large in Brawl because it's a representation of Sakurai's ego when it comes to his own gaming creations.

 

[Heartz♥]

Whirlin' Dervish? Sounds like a profession dance off Guild Wars.

 

[OutlawStar]

1) Ask Chaco, I'm a zombie, I've been to the other side. Yes, I'm the Juggernaut *****

2) Sakurai is a buffoon as akways. Kirby is actually 8" tall, so by that logic, Daydayday is about the size of a normal penguin.

He's large in Brawl because it's a representation of Sakurai's ego when it comes to his own gaming creations.

2-I`m talking about his belly.

 

[Teran]

Whirlin' Dervish? Sounds like a profession dance off Guild Wars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dervish

@ Outlawstar: It's where he pulls his Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, Gordos, and Meta Knight out of.

 

[peregrine monkey]

Why do I still enjoy playing competitive pokey-manz?

 

[Teran]

Why do I still enjoy playing competitive pokey-manz?

First comes the nostalgia, Pokeymanz have always brought you joy.
Also, by playing it competitively, you appreciate the great depth the game can have, and you relish applying knowledge and theory to outplay your opponent in an epic battle of wits.

It means you're cool and don't afraid of ***gots who say pokeymanz are lame.

 

[Heartz♥]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dervish

@ Outlawstar: It's where he pulls his Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, Gordos, and Meta Knight out of.

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Dervish

 

[Teran]

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Dervish

If you hadn't noticed, Ancient Persia outdates ***got Fest.

 

[peregrine monkey]

Why are you so good at raising my self-esteem?
Also, why is post count disabled in this room?

 

[Firus]

Why is this type of thread becoming such a fad?

 

[OutlawStar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dervish

@ Outlawstar: It's where he pulls his Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, Gordos, and Meta Knight out of.

Oh ya
Why does Link say like 2 words in the whole Zelda universe?

 

[Barge]

Why are you so sexy and amazing?

 

[Teran]

Why are you so good at raising my self-esteem?
Also, why is post count disabled in this room?

1) I'm good at raising it because I have to make up for the fact that I'll crush some people's with my nasty demeanour.

2) History of Spam.

Why is this type of thread becoming such a fad?

Fun things catch on. Still, I'm an Agony Aunt not your General Q&A

Oh ya
Why does Link say like 2 words in the whole Zelda universe?

Because you are Link. Miyamoto doesn't want Link to speak because he wants you to feel as if you are Link. If he spoke, you lose that sense of you being the saviour.

Blame Obama.

Why are you so sexy and amazing?

^_^

Please though, not in public.

 

[LordoftheMorning]

Why so belligerent?

 

[:mad:]

What inspired your love for underage boys?

 

[Teran]

Why so belligerent?

Because you people don't deserve the real me.

What inspired your love for underage boys?

Barack Obama and Satan.

 

[Barge]

why are boys hawt

 

[Grey Belnades]

Me and my fiancee are kind of alike, Is she a succubus? If so, how do I send her back to hell?

 

[Teran]

why are boys hawt

Because you're a ***got.

 

[Barge]

Because you're a ***got.

Your right 8D

 

[Teran]

You're right 8D

Fix'd.

You're lucky you're good looking and kind enough for me to leave it at that.
Yeah, be f***ing glad.

 

[OutlawStar]

If you could do anything right now, what would it be?

 

[Teran]

If you could do anything right now, what would it be?

There are 2 options.

1) Fly (using my own powas) to San Diego and raepz Barge

2) Destroy all human life on the planet.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Teran why don't you like me anymore?

Spoiler

Not that I care of course.