Juno McGrath
Smash Hero
Alright so, heres the story. Listen well Atlantic north for this is a cautionary tale.
Okay so last night i went to a tournament in Greensboro, I won so i figured id have enough money to drive to the other side of greensboro to meet up with an old girlfriend. Things went smingingly and we started doing the deed. Things were going all too well when my phone begins to ring.
Her first words were "Your not answering that"
I look down and the caller ID reads "VA, USA"
I thought maybe a fellow smasher like my friend BMX may be in trouble. or something.
So me, being the nice guy i am, nudge this girl off me and answer the phone.
Some guy, (sounded white) was talking about moving to NC and needed help learning how to play wario, Claiming to be almost Legendary and talking about Dr.PeePee and Lozr and other crazy ****.
This guy continues to ramble on about wario being in melee and by this point i was like "am i getting trolled or something"
and he said "Nah"
i said, "well who is this really"
Hes response "*long sigh* I dont know"
I hung up the phone and went back to a pleasant night.
But the more i thought about it the more i was bothered by it.
1.How did this guy know so much about me, He even called me by my real name once.
2. How did this guy know so much about NC (The fact that lozr played wario for a short while while playing brawl)
3. How did this ******* get my number.
anyway, the number is 703-232-0145.
Who was it VA?
Okay so last night i went to a tournament in Greensboro, I won so i figured id have enough money to drive to the other side of greensboro to meet up with an old girlfriend. Things went smingingly and we started doing the deed. Things were going all too well when my phone begins to ring.
Her first words were "Your not answering that"
I look down and the caller ID reads "VA, USA"
I thought maybe a fellow smasher like my friend BMX may be in trouble. or something.
So me, being the nice guy i am, nudge this girl off me and answer the phone.
Some guy, (sounded white) was talking about moving to NC and needed help learning how to play wario, Claiming to be almost Legendary and talking about Dr.PeePee and Lozr and other crazy ****.
This guy continues to ramble on about wario being in melee and by this point i was like "am i getting trolled or something"
and he said "Nah"
i said, "well who is this really"
Hes response "*long sigh* I dont know"
I hung up the phone and went back to a pleasant night.
But the more i thought about it the more i was bothered by it.
1.How did this guy know so much about me, He even called me by my real name once.
2. How did this guy know so much about NC (The fact that lozr played wario for a short while while playing brawl)
3. How did this ******* get my number.
anyway, the number is 703-232-0145.
Who was it VA?
