When the Brawlers Cry "MELEEEEEE!" Come play me plz

[teh_spamerer]

I dont give a shlt about what this community thinks. dont have the time.

Do everyone a favor and leave Smashboards then, kthxbye.

 

[Teczer0]

Spam do me a favor and play me in melee

We had some pretty amazing back air spacing matches .

<333 gimps

</3 being stuck in my shield

 

[Sodomizeyou Inui]

Do everyone a favor and leave Smashboards then, kthxbye.

You shouldn't be so mean to a person that probably has a p*nis! The more, the better! ^_^

 

[teh_spamerer]

Spam do me a favor and play me in melee

I had great fun playing you in Melee

We had some pretty amazing back air spacing matches .

My back air is superior to yours

<333 gimps

Your gimps make me question reality

</3 being stuck in my shield

<333 dairing you no matter where you techroll

 

[Teczer0]

I had great fun playing you in Melee

So did I, we really did have some pretty epic matches. Even Oorah was like YO I wanna play! Then he watched one of our matches and was like... yo keep playin .

My back air is superior to yours

your b-air + lasers + d-air is soooo difficult to get through .

Your gimps make me question reality

More like you love my gimps .

<333 dairing you no matter where you techroll

that made me a very sad sheik. That and the fact that Sheik's recovery is so good but I can't make good use of it .

Btw our Fox/Yoshi was pretty raaaaaape

Yoshi f-air into fox upsmash WHERE DO YOU DI?!?!?!

 

[indianunit]

Teczero!!!!! play me in melee!!!!!! I got the game and I'm practicing with it. I got wavedashing down (although I can't find any practical use for it). now I have to learn to l cancel whenever I land.

Anyway whats good?

 

[Teczer0]

yaaaay

You can't find uses for WD O_O.

Well.. I actually use more variations of WDing instead of the actual WD lol.

Umm I don't mind JV5 stocking you again in melee

 

[indianunit]

yaaaay

You can't find uses for WD O_O.

Well.. I actually use more variations of WDing instead of the actual WD lol.

Umm I don't mind JV5 stocking you again in melee

ROFL NOO!!!!!!

Now at most you'll three stock me instead of the usual four stocked.... I hope.

 

[Turbo Ether]

Anyone have any links to current, amazing Melee tournament matches?

 

[teh_spamerer]

Anyone have any links to current, amazing Melee tournament matches?

Pakman vs Jman(No Johns Melee Biweekly)
R1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2vG-YUSyog&fmt=18
R2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HARB4gr2js&fmt=18
^R2 = best match in history of Melee
R3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBofgxWNZ7k&fmt=18

Darkrain vs Cactuar(Event 52)
R1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1WTIRfal8M&fmt=18
R2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhVi6dQOSw&fmt=18
R3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnMjuUl9fmA&fmt=18
R4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjeIlBAIGM&fmt=18

Scar vs Eggm(No Johns Melee Biweekly)
R1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73rAlmcJT1w&fmt=18
R2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08UFn3aR2fc&fmt=18
R3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0t7izRKkA&fmt=18

Scar vs Sensei(Smashtality IV)
R1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wCLT0S3CVM&fmt=18
R2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7p8zUKJk5E&fmt=18
R3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB87VS4b9hE&fmt=18

This isn't recent but it's a **** sexy doubles with PC Chris and King vs Ken and Isai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ydVnIhdoA&fmt=18

 

[Teczer0]

OMFG @ Kashif!

Teczero8 (3:10:59 PM): as in only god knows if I'll actually get money
broodwarmasterr (3:11:10 PM): Lol.
broodwarmasterr (3:11:19 PM): You mean, you may not be voluneering anymore?
broodwarmasterr (3:11:22 PM): Can take that can inside?
Teczero8 (3:11:28 PM): LMFAO
Teczero8 (3:11:33 PM): You ***got
Teczero8 (3:11:34 PM): LMFAO
broodwarmasterr (3:11:42 PM): Lol.
broodwarmasterr (3:11:48 PM): The can says like.
broodwarmasterr (3:11:56 PM): "Help cure breast cancer" size 40 font.
Teczero8 (3:12:03 PM): AHAHAAHA
broodwarmasterr (3:12:06 PM): Size .5 font "It actually goes to tec0's fund."


Talking about me being poor......


broodwarmasterr (3:12:39 PM): If you ever do get good enough to win tournies you don't get MM's anymore.
broodwarmasterr (3:12:49 PM): Gotta cash in on that now.
broodwarmasterr (3:12:50 PM): LOL.
Teczero8 (3:12:51 PM): LOL idc bout that though...
Teczero8 (3:13:02 PM): LOL I don't like MMs that much LOL
broodwarmasterr (3:13:35 PM): of course.
broodwarmasterr (3:13:44 PM): fi you lose its like weeks worth of change beign put into your can.
broodwarmasterr (3:13:49 PM): unless you hang out at like shop rite wth it
Teczero8 (3:13:51 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Teczero8 (3:14:04 PM): dam son
Teczero8 (3:14:08 PM): I ain't that poor LOL
broodwarmasterr (3:14:10 PM): LOL.
broodwarmasterr (3:14:15 PM): you don't have.
broodwarmasterr (3:14:16 PM): Ten.
broodwarmasterr (3:14:18 PM): I repeat.
broodwarmasterr (3:14:19 PM): Ten dollars.
broodwarmasterr (3:14:21 PM): To enter singles.
Teczero8 (3:14:21 PM): yo
Teczero8 (3:14:26 PM): Ten is a lot of money
Teczero8 (3:14:27 PM): thats like
Teczero8 (3:14:29 PM): 2 meals
broodwarmasterr (3:14:39 PM): Or one if your me chris or corey. xD
Teczero8 (3:14:40 PM): daaaam son
Teczero8 (3:14:46 PM): LOL
broodwarmasterr (3:14:53 PM): We collectivley spent 40$ at talco bell last m onday LOL.
Teczero8 (3:14:53 PM): or 10 if you're kasihf
Teczero8 (3:15:02 PM): GOD DAM LMFAO
broodwarmasterr (3:15:03 PM): You missed the decimel point.
broodwarmasterr (3:15:05 PM): .10
broodwarmasterr (3:15:07 PM): kashif
Teczero8 (3:15:16 PM): what?
broodwarmasterr (3:15:26 PM): Oh.
Teczero8 (3:15:27 PM): there is no way kashif has 0.1 meals with 10 dollars
broodwarmasterr (3:15:27 PM): 10 meals.
broodwarmasterr (3:15:29 PM): L MAO.
Teczero8 (3:15:33 PM): thats like
Teczero8 (3:15:40 PM): a months worth of food for him LOL
broodwarmasterr (3:16:10 PM): Lmao.
broodwarmasterr (3:16:20 PM): approxmialtey 1/3 of a month.
broodwarmasterr (3:16:25 PM): he spents at least 1$/day.
Teczero8 (3:16:30 PM): LMAO maybe
broodwarmasterr (3:16:35 PM): You haven.
broodwarmasterr (3:16:36 PM): no clue
broodwarmasterr (3:16:38 PM): hwo cheap spammer is
broodwarmasterr (3:16:43 PM): when we went to pittsbrugh
broodwarmasterr (3:16:47 PM): he stopped for breakfast
Teczero8 (3:16:47 PM): LMAO I kinda do
broodwarmasterr (3:16:51 PM): he ate breakfast
broodwarmasterr (3:16:52 PM): for.
broodwarmasterr (3:16:54 PM): 1.99c
Teczero8 (3:16:57 PM): OMG YES he told me LMAO
Teczero8 (3:17:03 PM): No he said he spent less
broodwarmasterr (3:17:05 PM): The pop tarts and cheap *** water.
Teczero8 (3:17:09 PM): YES LMFAO
broodwarmasterr (3:17:12 PM): LMAO.
broodwarmasterr (3:17:14 PM): it was like.
broodwarmasterr (3:17:18 PM): .2c
Teczero8 (3:17:21 PM): and he didn't even finish the pop tarts LMFAO
broodwarmasterr (3:17:24 PM): and he didn't eat till like dinner time
broodwarmasterr (3:17:26 PM): I KNOW.
broodwarmasterr (3:17:32 PM): he lost them and the water for a bit and almost cried.
broodwarmasterr (3:17:36 PM): cause he would have had to buy more ****
Teczero8 (3:17:40 PM): AHAHAHA ****en Kashif
Teczero8 (3:17:44 PM): LMFAOOOOO
broodwarmasterr (3:17:56 PM): oh and then
broodwarmasterr (3:17:58 PM): in walmart
broodwarmasterr (3:18:01 PM): i found this mad cheap
broodwarmasterr (3:18:04 PM): gatorade or powerade
broodwarmasterr (3:18:11 PM): and hes like.
broodwarmasterr (3:18:13 PM): IT WAS THAT CHEAP?
broodwarmasterr (3:18:16 PM): *runs to find it*
Teczero8 (3:18:20 PM): AHAHAHA
broodwarmasterr (3:18:22 PM): i didn't even get a chance to like tell him where it was.
broodwarmasterr (3:18:28 PM): he didnt' come back for like 10 minutes
Teczero8 (3:18:30 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
broodwarmasterr (3:18:30 PM): he was lookign everywhere
broodwarmasterr (3:18:34 PM): for that cheap powerade.
Teczero8 (3:18:41 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
broodwarmasterr (3:18:45 PM): everyoen watns to leave
broodwarmasterr (3:18:48 PM): where lke wtf is kashif
broodwarmasterr (3:18:57 PM): Eggm says, "Sniffing out deals*
Teczero8 (3:18:57 PM): AHAHAHA
Teczero8 (3:19:21 PM): LOL OMFG
broodwarmasterr (3:19:23 PM): Even zoso who lives in like maine or some ****.
Teczero8 (3:19:24 PM): Im so posting this
broodwarmasterr (3:19:28 PM): Asks me at the last mass madness
broodwarmasterr (3:19:33 PM): if spammer is actually that cheap
broodwarmasterr (3:19:36 PM): thats how far his reputation goes
Teczero8 (3:19:44 PM): LOL and he REALLY is
broodwarmasterr (3:19:50 PM): i was like its actually worse than you've probably heard.
Teczero8 (3:19:50 PM): LMFAO its unbelievalbe
broodwarmasterr (3:19:54 PM): No joke.
Teczero8 (3:20:00 PM): I thought I was one of the cheapest people alive
Teczero8 (3:20:05 PM): until I met Kashif
Teczero8 (3:20:14 PM): He changed my entire view on being cheap
Teczero8 (3:20:51 PM): dam yo
Teczero8 (3:20:56 PM): I wanna post this entire convo LOL
broodwarmasterr (3:20:59 PM): LOL.
broodwarmasterr (3:21:01 PM): Go ahead.

 

[Turbo Ether]

Darkrain's Falcon is ridiculously, retardedly good.

 

[teh_spamerer]

Darkrain's Falcon is ridiculously, retardedly good.

QFT

Now here's some AIM convos of me making fun of Brawl scrubs

RedAxelRanger: i think sheik's CG should be banned in Melee
RedAxelRanger: some characters cant do anything about it
RedAxelRanger: and its really imbalanced
oovideogamegodoo: its way more broken than tornado is
oovideogamegodoo: ITS NOT HARD
oovideogamegodoo: TO SHIELD
oovideogamegodoo: it is hard to get out of an INESCAPABLE CHAIN GRAB THOUGH
RedAxelRanger: BUT BUT BUT MEW2KING
oovideogamegodoo: ALL U HAVE TO DO
RedAxelRanger: IT CAN SHIELDSTAB IF I DONT ANGLE MY SHIELD
oovideogamegodoo: VS TORNADO
oovideogamegodoo: IS BLOCK
oovideogamegodoo: OMG DUDE
oovideogamegodoo: R AND UP A LITTLE
oovideogamegodoo: MAD TeK SKILL
oovideogamegodoo: BRAWL TEK TO THE MAZORz
oovideogamegodoo: MAX*
RedAxelRanger: 10 sadtombstones
oovideogamegodoo: TOMB
STONES WTF
oovideogamegodoo: \i love you [especially the way you play smash ]

I send this convo to Eazy
Boutdabux23: i dont feel as though
Boutdabux23: the fact that
Boutdabux23: the community didnt make the proper efforts
Boutdabux23: 2 balance melee
Boutdabux23: should be areason
RedAxelRanger: umm wtf
Boutdabux23: not 2 make those efforts
RedAxelRanger: shut up
Boutdabux23: in brawl
RedAxelRanger: now
Boutdabux23: u just said
Boutdabux23: U JUST SAID
sheiks
Boutdabux23: cg shud be banned
RedAxelRanger: IT WAS ME BEING SARCASTIC
Boutdabux23: o
Boutdabux23: lol
Boutdabux23: i thought u were serious
RedAxelRanger: no
RedAxelRanger: that's so dumb
RedAxelRanger: shes not the best character
RedAxelRanger: she loses matchups
RedAxelRanger: oh what do you know
RedAxelRanger: Dedede does too!
RedAxelRanger: but walkoffs are still banned!!!!
RedAxelRanger: Onett is broken because of Dedede!
RedAxelRanger: lets disregard that he loses to at least
RedAxelRanger: G&W, Meta Knight, Olimar
RedAxelRanger: who all can't be CGed
RedAxelRanger: let's disregard that Toon Link can spam the **** out of him
RedAxelRanger: let's disregard that Zelda can camp the **** out of him
RedAxelRanger: no no
RedAxelRanger: no
RedAxelRanger: ban Onett
Boutdabux23: falco
Boutdabux23: and fox
Boutdabux23: can beat him there
RedAxelRanger: I mean
RedAxelRanger: it's so unfair
RedAxelRanger: my ganondorf
RedAxelRanger: gets wall infinited
RedAxelRanger: god knows how I won and had Onett CPed on me
RedAxelRanger: but i want to 2-0 this dedede
Boutdabux23: llololololo
RedAxelRanger: i dont want them to gain any advantage from a counterpick
RedAxelRanger: why should you get an advantage out of a counterpick?
RedAxelRanger: you lost the match
RedAxelRanger: you should be punished
RedAxelRanger: the winner should get to choose what stage it goes to

 

[teh_spamerer]

Double post because I spend too much money

RedAxelRanger: :o why do I spend so much money?
broodwarmasterr: ...
Auto Response from RedAxelRanger: Proof that I am a compulsive money spender
broodwarmasterr: I told tec0 that you already have buyers lined up for your trick or treat candy.
RedAxelRanger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
broodwarmasterr: And about 4 hand me down costumes so you can hit the houses that give the biggest candy bar's multiple times
RedAxelRanger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
broodwarmasterr: Campin those houses while changing waiting to go up with the next group of kids.
RedAxelRanger: LMAO
broodwarmasterr: Oh I also told him you lost 5 pounds in prepration for halloween cause all you eat for like weeks is candy to save money and gain 5 pounds.
RedAxelRanger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
broodwarmasterr: Its funny cause its true huh?
broodwarmasterr: LOL.
RedAxelRanger: its funny cuz my neighborhood
RedAxelRanger: would be PERFECT for it
RedAxelRanger: LOL
broodwarmasterr: loooooool.
broodwarmasterr: i KNOW you have like.
broodwarmasterr: 10 costumes.
RedAxelRanger: what you forgot to mention
broodwarmasterr: HIt every good house in the neighborhood mad times.
RedAxelRanger: was that I RAID those houses that say
RedAxelRanger: "Take one candy"
broodwarmasterr: ROFL.
broodwarmasterr: The bowls that say "take once please".
RedAxelRanger: yeah
RedAxelRanger: LMAO
broodwarmasterr: *takes whole bowl*
broodwarmasterr: The bowl too.
broodwarmasterr: Thats sellable.
RedAxelRanger: LOOOOOOOOOOL
broodwarmasterr: You made sure all of your costumes have utility belts. For your extra pillow cases.

So who else is going to Hurricane Meta Knight? I need to get lots of Melee friendlies at that venue again

 

[Teczer0]

I'll be going .

And melee friendlies ALL DAY

 

[Teczer0]

Double post for Halloween =D

Happy Halloween guys

 

[doyoung2win]

nipahh always so happy!!

whats with this diva village swimsuit ad always on.

 

[Magus420]

 

[Teczer0]

O_O those are pretty **** Magus =D.

I hope I get to see you guys at Alukard's Biweekly .

 

[teh_spamerer]

The no johns biweekly was great.

I got third in singles and third in doubles with doyoung2beast.

 

[Teczer0]

The no johns biweekly was great.

I got third in singles and third in doubles with doyoung2beast.

You scrub, how did you lose to Jman who only went 1-1 in sets vs m2k in grand finals LOL.

You did pretty amazing spam and good **** in teams =D I think I got 4th in teams with linguini

And I got ***** in singles I think I got 9th .

Jman - Lose for once LOL.

Doyoung2broken - get CGed by marth more plzzz you're amazing you shoulda entered singles .

This crew is too broken

 

[(*Jman*)]

spam our set was soo good

i wish u were there to me vs m2k >_> but u left =(

 

[Teczer0]

spam our set was soo good

i wish u were there to me vs m2k >_> but u left =(

Jesus, your grand final set vs m2k was real epic.

Your fox dittos were ridiculous >_> really close every game good fawken **** =D

 

[(*Jman*)]

yea they were

i think my fox vs m2k marth on YS was soo epic 4th game first set

last stock m2k get me off the stage cloud saves me then i up smash soo good

also m2k picked RC on me what a *** ( u here this m2gay )

 

[Teczer0]

yea They Were

I Think My Fox Vs M2k Marth On Ys Was Soo Epic 4th Game First Set

Last Stock M2k Get Me Off The Stage Cloud Saves Me Then I Up Smash Soo Good

Also M2k Picked Rc On Me What An *** ( U hear This M2gay )

English Jesus English

=D

You are a smash genius but a grammar failure XD even worse than me X_x

 

[(*Jman*)]

=( * cries in corner *

 

[teh_spamerer]

lawl

Some vids for the tournament are up
Jman vs Pakman R1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntMcnHZsyek&fmt=18
Jman vs Pakman R2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj_ibbwXNoI&fmt=18
Jman vs Pakman R3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8sqsno9q7I&fmt=18

me vs Scar R1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpYQ1LXfrTU&fmt=18
me vs Scar R2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krLCZrQfZSk&fmt=18
me vs Scar R3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk4mZjBZSz8&fmt=18

 

[Turbo Ether]

me vs Scar R2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krLCZrQfZSk&fmt=18

Brawler. Yeah.

 

[teh_spamerer]

Brawler. Yeah.

Camping in Brawl is soooooo much less pressure then camping on Floats.

 

[Turbo Ether]

Camping in Brawl is soooooo much less pressure then camping on Floats.

The commentary was hilarious. Everytime you killed Scar, the commentator said "wow that was gay".

 

[ZoSo]

The commentary at the biweekly was consistently amazing throughout.

 

[Ryan-K]

my favorite part is how at the start of scar vs spammer 2 you can hear scar shouting at poke floats LMAO

 

[Teczer0]

me vs Scar R2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krLCZrQfZSk&fmt=18

LMFAO

Goldeen > Scar?

LOL at Eggm and Scar,

Eggm: "You should just pause quit out and say you win" LMFAO

Scar" Awwwwwwww WHY DIDN'T I BAN IT"

LMFAO

I had to favorite this, the commentary was hilarious and EVERYONE was against spamerer .

Spam you're amazing

 

[Ryan-K]

that was chibo and mine commentary

sorry im so obnoxious spam

chibo was too far from the mic



ill still dedicate all my TSOYA!s to you spam

 

[Teczer0]

LOL it wasn't just you though you could hear Oorah and his loud *** self screaming whenever spam died LMAO.

I found it hilarious still

 

[Ryan-K]

scar was the best commentator at the start of the match

LOL

 

[teh_spamerer]

scar was the best commentator at the start of the match

LOL

I agree completely

 

[Teczer0]

I agree completely

What happened r2 vs scar Kashif?

You got ***** by Goldeen, ***** .

 

[teh_spamerer]

What happened r2 vs scar Kashif?

You got ***** by Goldeen, ***** .

It was a 2v1

 

[Teczer0]

Maaan this thread is never that active .

Umm Inui's was really fun I wish I played Spam more .

m2k is a ***got.

Saber is amazing